User:Jakebastille

JakeBastille™

You've got to shut up. (NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!)

Member of the Order

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »

This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!

NO This user doesn't care. NO

This user is an adventurer.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user gots a shuvel. Yes they does.

This user is a mutant.

♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user is a geek.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. ...

MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx

Usb! No, really! Usb!

USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! USB!!!!!11

THIS IS SPARTA!

This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.

This user seriously needs to calm down.

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! AA!

I even got here.

More later, maybe.