User:THEDUDEMAN/Templates

Big Obnoxious Penis Talk Page Articles I've written My Award Userboxes and Awards I've Won My Sandbox

Here is a colection of all the useboxes and awards I've gotten. It's kinda small so far, but I'm working on that.

Userboxes

MS-3 This user speaks their mind quite often. Be careful what you wish for. MS-3	This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.	fig-N This user is a native speaker of Fight. fig-N
\m/ I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie. \m/	This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!	This user joined the Folding@home Team , because they give a damn & so should you.
This user hates George Bush and therefore believes he must be arrested and tried for war crimes.	12417 I have contributed 12417 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team. 12417	This user is a member of Twin Suns Squadron. Fear them.
NO This user doesn't care. NO	This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.	This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
This user is a New Yoinxxer in Yoinxx and can transfer money in Uncyclopedia with Checks.		MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH
This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)	This user is an Anti-Communist …and is unabashedly American!	This user is , and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.

Major Awards

Poet Lowrate

 

This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise, which they won for their article: Dude

Featured Article: Dude

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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Ninjastars, Thank-Yous and Other

Sonic80 has awarded you a magnifying glass of which you, too, may use to get thousands of dollars, in government subsidies for insect torture research.

Auspicious Blessings Upon You! Ceridwyn gifts you this Lucky Bell of the Peaceful Dragon for voting on HowTo:Feng Shui Your Computer. May your data chi bring you wealth and luck!

BIG MOTHER AND BIG FATHER ARE WATCHING YOU! Though it's cold and lonely in the deep, dark night They can see a Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light

Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for reading and enjoying (most of) his instructional Russian Roulette handbook. It's a pity you had to follow the helpful instructions right there in the bookstore. What a mess you made for the janitor! You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Oh, those Russians...

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a handy pamphlet, so that you will always remember how to check for lumps.
	Thanks for voting on my article, and giving me TWO FEATURES IN A ROW! Also: beware the deadly lumps!

	WARNING!
	Since you voted for Blue Screen of Death on VFH, your user talk page has encountered a fatal addition of a template.
	To correct this problem, you must either: 1. Accept SRXT's sincere thanks, or 2. Go and buy a better PC, you cheap bugger. Select an option _

THEY TRIED TO PREVENT THIS ARTICLE FROM BEING FEATURED They failed. Let's Eat!. Those bizarre triangle-shaped dough stuff. What the hell are those anyway? Oh, and thank you for voting!

THANK YOU FOR VOTING!
You voted for Why?:Remove Your Penis on VFH, and it got featured!! As a token of our humble appreciation, you receive 75% off your next Penis Removal!
Come see us sometime, the doctor would love to meat meet you.

	The Led Balloon thanks you for nuking the whales, and hopes that you will nuke the whales again with him sometime very soon.
	Remember: Fuck the hippies, nuke those whales!

Thank you, good sir, for realizing the importance of right arrow!

You have been singled by Doovad, yes indeed, DOOVAD, as deserving of thanks!

May your arrows always point in the "right" direction (punny!) and may you carry these lessons with you forever!

Thanks for the vote.

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User:THE has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Thank you muchly For allowing me access to UNLIMITED power I shall now fulfill my destiny October 3 20:12 Mordillo (Talk) blocked Mordillo (Talk) (Infinite) (Clear off!).

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

	HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
	If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry. Yours truly, RAHB

	Yo you, yes you, I'm talking about you! It's that time of year again. Yep, time to spend hundreds of dollars on loved ones, dress up your house and raise your hydro bill and, most of all, time to fill each other's talk pages with templates that took us 2 minutes to make. SO STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!!!! and have a happy holidays!
	...or a Chappy Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Tet, Ramadan, Festivus, or whatever you so decide to celebrate in order to get more gifts. Enjoy! Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate