User talk:Starnestommy/archive 2

The Young and the Uncyclopedians

You OBVIOUSLY get these...

You have earned the Medal of Vigilance for helping keep TYATU from death

High Gen. Grue has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

You contributed greatly to our quest, and this shall not go unnoticed! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 15:01, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Woo!

TYATU has been kept! Taken off VFD! Ignore the UNKNOWNTROLLs, and rejoice1 Celebrate! It is time for merry parties! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:23, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a piece of Floridian swampland. They're goin' quick!
	PS: You get this for voting on that UnNews thing I made. Thanks for putting up with my excessive Votewhoring. Stay dry now!

Gratitude

For voting for Hoboeroticism, Codeine bestows upon you: One shiny new quarter. Now you can make a homeless guy very happy.

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:30, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

This is just getting too depressing

After this whole incident, I'm not even sure whether to stay at Uncyc, go to Wikipedia, or (and I can't believe I'm saying this) go to ED. Recently, I have been reading less here and doing fewer vandal reverts, ICU tagging, and QVFD listing. It has gotten to the point where I am considering leaving Uncyclopedia for good. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 23:38, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

Hey man, what incident? Anything I can help with? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I pretty much forgot about it while I was on vacation. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 19:26, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks so much for your vote on '667'

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a bowl of Satan's famous potato salad. Who'd have thought he'd be such a good cook?
	PS: You get this for voting on 667:Neighbor of The Beast. Now go and "be more like that Satan".

You've helped to make this Led Balloon fly! Also, don't leave! We need you! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:46, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for your support

A bit late, but thanks for the vote.

Do you know you voted for The Muffin Man,

The Muffin Man,

The Muffin Man?

Do you know you voted for The Muffin Man?

It was on VFH

Jocke Pirat thanks you for voting on his article on VFH. In exchange, you get a picture of Peter Sutcliffe in a chef hat on a template. Isn't that nice? Enjoy.

--~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

18:15, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Hey there

I think I've had this account for ages now just didn't use it that often. Thanks anyway :)

About my Kid Rock article: it can be bigger and better...I'm working on it and hopeufly others will join in the mayhem soon. Fellatio Bloggs 01:30, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

A Tightly-Knotted Thank You

Thank you for choosing the Bow tie You are now more attractive, more intelligent, and more popular in school.

Thanks man!! :) --THINKER 05:53, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Re:Unsoc

Actually, there is a place for General discussion. It's called "the round table talks". --~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

19:05, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the help :)

You really helped me there; all this IRC stuff is a little over my head if i'm honest. Your second link works fine and i've bookmarked it for future use. Many thanks -- (Bonner) (Talk). 10:11, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

Huh?

Why'd you turn your back on me?? Deleting this article won't bring whoever left back, and it won't make anyone feel better? Who left? What happened? Don't worry about it. If someone left because they hated Dirty Potter THAT much, then they take themselves WAY too seriously. ForestAngel Receive Blessings! 08:10, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

Erasing

Erase the article Satan 2, please. --Mario Bros 15:23, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

Help erasing Satan 2

{{help}}

Erase the article Satan 2, the user Versus was over, Versus was my user, but now is Mario Bros, help me, help me!!--Mario Bros 15:29, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

Thanks again! -- CUN PLS VFH (Miniluv•Minitrue•Unsoc) 05:41, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

This user has pleased Gerry Cheevers. As a result, the chances that this user will wake up one morning with a goalie stick lodged in their thorax have been reduced by 30%.

thanks for the polite welcome. --Gerrycheevers 15:59, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

Sweet Christ!

Starnestommy/archive 2

I thank you humbly for the opportunity to impose myself upon the tiny box marked Today's featured article. My own little box in this dark corner of the interweb. My welcoming visage, greeting all who visit this cartoonish funhouse of crazy people. The depravity, flowing like gravy down the chin of a senator. This is my honor.

Much appreciated, you bastard.

Yours always,

Duke
(dictated but not read. Transcripted by your pal, THINKER 04:33, 8 August 2007 (UTC).)

Query

if you get a chance, can you give me a pee review for How to: Be a Douchebag? i'm trying to see if i have what it takes to spend most of my workday on uncyclopedia. thanks. --Gerrycheevers 13:29, 9 August 2007 (UTC)

UnCyC Reciept

This is to confirm your order for -

1 Pineapple - Y3

1 Ninjastar - Y1

Order #0005 - Paid in Full: Y2 (Including 50% discount for - UNSOC/Grue Army member) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:43, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks muchly for voting

For voting, I award you this award:

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a shiny new Humvee. You may wanna, uh, keep an eye on that, ya know? Just park it in the garage for a few nights, ok?
	Thanks for voting, and remember, don't let yourself be brainwashed by the Eco-Nazis!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:49, Aug 17, 2007

Thanks

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:15, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:14, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

TheHill88

How come my page on TheHill88 got deleted? I spent a pretty long time on it and I think it's a lot better than my Gadzooks page. It doesn't even have it in my contribs anymore! WTF? Aaaaaaa? aaaaaa aa! 18:55, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

Apparently, Mhaille deleted it thinking it was vanity. Try asking him on this talk page to have it restored to your userspace so you can work on it. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 22:59, August 26, 2007

Bleh.

please accept this template both as a thank-you for voting on "Ode to the Monotony of Life" but also, in its own, small way, as a symbol of the monotony, general grayness, and eternal dull unchangingness of life, which somehow continues to go on despite many objections to it and people opting out of it, God knows why

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:17 Aug 29, 2007

ARRRK

I need help... how do you do strike through text? --– Preceding unsigned comment added by Moneke (talk • contribs)

Put the text between <s> and </s>, like this. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 08:09, September 1, 2007

Thwack!! I mean, uh, thanks!

	The Led Balloon humbly thanks you for reading and voting on UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development.
	Remember, it's for their own damn good!

Thanks again for voting, and nomming the page. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:32, Sep 2, 2007

im 4.252.99.182

im tha guy ho rote the fisher price article, an i got an account. im 4.252.99.182, and could u please delete the article fisher price. its fuck. rlly. mi moms mad 2 abot it, an she wants u 2 delete it, so please, my identity is Joe Schmoe, an im 4.252.99.182, i got a new computer, and an accont name, so please delete the article fisher price. PLEASE--– Preceding unsigned comment added by Fukshitfuck (talk • contribs)

I can't delete it, but the people on this list can. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 02:31, September 3, 2007

Adopt Me!

I just registered an account today and I'd like you to adopt me. I scrolled to the bottom of the list of adopters and I read your description, and it looked neat, so would you mind adopting me? I'd also like to know how to write a featured article and what process it has to go through? Thanks--Anonymous user 21:34, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

I guess I'll go ahead and adopt you, but I might not be very active for the next couple weeks. As for the featuring process, you need to first write something that is good enough for the Main Page. Fortunately, many Uncyclopedians who have written successful articles have also compiled a guide to help new writers start making good articles. If you happen to be stuck with something, you could always go to Pee Review to get some helpful criticism about your article and get other editors' attention, the Reefer Desk for help with an image, or RadicalX's Corner to get some images for the article. Once you think the article's good enough, you can put it on VFH and let the people decide whether or not it gets featured. Basically, the way VFH works is someone nominates an article they think would look good on the Main Page, people vote on whether it should be featured, then the article with the highest score is featured, while any articles that seem to be doing badly will be removed from VFH. In order for an article to be nominated, a registered user must nominate it and it must not have any maintenance tags (like ICU or Fix). In addition, an article's writer can't nominate it for VFH unless it has been reviewed. If you happen to have any questions about the way VFH works, try asking on Uncyclopedia talk:VFH, on an admin's talk page, or right here. If you need anything else, just ask and I'll try to get to you as soon as I can. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 01:10, September 5, 2007

I'll take a look at those links you showed me later today and jot down some writing ideas. I'll look at some of the articles on VFH and vote for some in my taste and than I'll see how I can imitate there writing style. Thanks--Anonymous user 12:34, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

...and I read most of the guide to being funny and not just stupid you showed me and I started jotting down ideas for an article--Anonymous user 12:57, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

Don't imitate. Try your hand at your own style, see what works. Often, though imitation is the highest form of flattery, imitation works feel stale and forced. Make sure you let your own style shine through. That will help you to succeed.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:46, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Wokka wokka

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:44, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the pee!

Rejoice, Starnestommy! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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Thank you for the reviewing Booger King. I'm going to work on it on the next few days and than I'll place it on VFH. --Sir Manforman 17:45, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:55, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

Thank'ee Mr. Thomas of Starnes

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:43, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

You, sir, are a hero!

...For voting on my page. Here, have a template.

	The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on Volcano, and hopes that you now know better than to try and reason with geology.
	Friggin' geology...

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:27, Sep 16

Yay, my talk page is no longer empty. Unfortunately, the first edit to it after the archiving was a thank you template. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 04:28, September 16, 2007

ICU

Say, is it true that we can put ICUs on construction pages? Those forum topics were pretty long, and I easily could've missed something, so could you tell me where it says that? I just wanna make I know all the rules, before I do anything. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:05, Sep 17

Basically, what those forums were about was the fact that some IPs and n00bs think adding {{construction}} will save an article from deletion even if it's ICU or QVFD material. In my opinion, if you don't want your article deleted, you should actually put some effort into making it good enough to keep. If you aren't willing to improve your articles, there is no reason for us to keep them. Because ICU guarantees deletion if the article isn't fixed within 7 days and tells why the rtile is crappy, it encourages writers to work on their articles. WIP doesn't tell what needs to be fixed. It just says that the author stopped working on it. Also, if someone wants to work on something without the threat of it being deleted, they should start it in userspace then move it to mainspace once it's good enough. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 00:47, September 17, 2007

I agree completely. But, I was just making sure that it's no longer taboo to ICU pages tagged WiP Construction. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:57, Sep 17

It's probably safe to ICU works in progress, but I'm not exactly sure. Try asking an admin about it. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 01:02, September 17, 2007

Genteel gratitude

Thanks for joining the campaign against this sort of thing. By swelling our already formidable ranks, you have helped ensure that our voice will not go unheard! Glorious success will yet be ours! Sorry dear, I will keep the noise down. Thanks for your vote.

You have been thanked. That is that. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:27, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

Thankies McThanksALot

	The Led Balloon thanks you for nuking the whales, and hopes that you will nuke the whales again with him sometime very soon.
	Remember: Fuck the hippies, nuke those whales!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:16, Sep 27

st wikify thank you

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:29, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews

Sorry you've slipped through the cracks of the floor of my perenial buzz. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 23:11, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, Starnestommy, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.

Good things that can happen to you

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You can win awards and prizes! You can become a better writer by subjecting your articles to the scrutiny of UnNews critique machine or UnCanninator shit article detection system. You can become a thorn in the side of Journalism as a whole. You can get promotions, ribbons, and free crockery! You can write stuff your mom would be ashamed to show her friends.

What happened to my article?

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If you've submitted an article, and it's disappeared, I may have mercy-moved it to your user space. This means I've probably left a message on your talk page, likely in close proximity to this very message, explaining why.

Your article may have been tagged for ICU if it has significant problems meeting our criteria, or I may have deleted it because you did not register as a user.

Finally, maybe you just pissed me off. I mean, I know I'm a Roshi, and I'm supposed to be all "Zen" about everything, but I have bad days too, you know?

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If you are interested in doing an UnNews audio, check this out.

UnNews UnFunnies

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At present, I create UnCartoons for UnNews all by my onesies, for better or worse. Now, I will never claim that I am a good cartoonist. Fortunately, the internet provides us a way to do all sorts of things simply and easily. I found Stripgenerator.com, a great site to create cartoons with a minimum of talent.

This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 23:11, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for the formal welcome. :) I myself have been editing Uncyclopedia through I.P. for quite sometime now and decided to get landed here with an actual account. I hope to add alot here and there over time, should you need my aid for anything in particular feel free to ask. I am versed well enough in Wikiscript and used to edit Wikipedia, along with various other Wiki's I would be honored to be able to continue to add to Uncyclopedia. (I'm currently trying to spruce up the German Sections of Uncyclopedia.)

St. Fenix 19:15, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

VFH thanks

	Necropaxx awards you your certificate of quitting!
	PS: Thanks for learning HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd on VFH.

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:12, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

Ok i was wondering

I was just wondering why my hilarious webpage was just deleted. It was iRack page. I found it hilarious. But what ever i guess that this site may just not funny pages.

--1337 94m3r 00:04, 3 October 2007 (UTC)Macarthur Inbody

Apparently, Tom mayfair deleted it for being unoriginal. Try asking him or another admin to get it back in your userspace so you can work on it. However, just remember that the admins will only let you move it back into mainspace from your userspace if it's good enough. Try following these writing guides or asking at Uncyclopedia:Pee Review for feedback on your article. PS: about the funny part, most of the articles here are good, but only because people actually spent some time working on them. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 01:19, October 3, 2007

Prepare for the thanking of your life!

Prepared yet? TOO LATE!

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a free sample of Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, for voting for Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A.
	What a mouth-full...

Thanks for voting for the page with the ridiculously long name...even though I'm an IRC whore... :P P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:12, Oct 3

Tanks 4 teh votes

The UnIdiot wood like u 2 no thay reeding hells you improd u're readding nd wrting! Weeding is fund! Thanks for voting on UnNews:Studies show people who read are better at reading

Thank you for the vote! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 01:22, Oct 3

Regarding your cleanup strategy for Mozilla Firefox

There appears to be some disagreement over whether simply reverting Mozilla Firefox to its featured version was the ideal course of action. There is a Village Dump discussion here. Thank you for your time and effort. --Pentium5dot1 16:53, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Please Vote!

Exercise your right if Buster Keaton were still alive today he'd want you to vote in the VFH section on his article that's about himself Buster Keaton! Please vote it's gotten very postivie reviews and votes from well respected writers but is gridlocked right now replinish it's health get others to vote on it as well, of course it's up to you if your vote is positive or not but I hope that it is!--Dr. Fenwick 23:16, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

Thank you for voting on my first article! Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 03:02, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

Thank ya sir

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:41, 8 October 2007 (UTC)