User talk:Fukshitfuck

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If you're 4.252.99.182

Edit this page as 4.252.99.182. Or at least as your IP so we can see if it's in the same range. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 02:16 Sep 03, 2007
how do i do that?????????????????????????????? i threw my old computer out, an got a new accont--Fukshitfuck 02:37, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

Try editing while not logged in. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 02:38, September 3, 2007

cant log out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Try going to Special:Userlogout. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 02:39, September 3, 2007

fuk fuck ufck fuk fuck fuk fuk fuk!! HAAPY NOW??? --72.131.113.208 02:43, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

Looks like you moved pretty far, too, going from 4.xxx.xxx.xxx to 72.xxx.xxx.xxx. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 02:59 Sep 03, 2007

Those IPs belong to the same area, so this might be legitimate. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 02:46, September 3, 2007

i sware its me. --72.131.113.208 02:48, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

All right. I got Hinoa to delete it. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 02:49, September 3, 2007

deleet all the other stuf 2, everything that mentions me, deleet it all. NOW FUKKER!--Fukshitfuck 02:51, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

The 2 IP addresses are located in different states, this 72.131.113.208 person clearly isn't the author of the literary masterpiece.--Sir Manforman 21:04, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

It was very obvious that you weren't 4.252.99.182 you made spelling error's too many spelling error's to be a literary genuis.--Scott 22:34, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

I was about to point that out but I never gor around to it, congratulations Scott!--Sir Manforman 22:36, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

Could he by any chance be the IP who posted this [1]--Scott 02:48, 5 September 2007 (UTC)

Naw. (i'm not this IP/4.252.99.182 impersonator, however I DID do that funnier-than-normal Wikipedia vandalism!) --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 20:19, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

Just because this guy wants something deleted is no reason to actually do so. This IP wanted that paradox on Zero deleted, and was refused because he/she had no proof. This guy doesn't have any proof either! --YeOldeLuke 07:19, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Dumbass

I just wanted to point this out, because it's kinda funny. On User_talk:Zombiebaron/archive14 he claims his name is Brian Gosner, but on User talk:Starnestommy/archive 2 he claims his name is Joe Schmoe. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 15:52, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

He originally claimed to be Brian Gosner, but I edited the comments to make it look like less of an eyesore on my talk page and to remove personal info. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 21:47, September 29, 2007

He's still a dumbass either way, to reveal his actual identity and. What I wonder is why people believed Lstarnes's blatant lies.

There's no proof that Lstarnes created it and there is several flaws. At Starnestommy's wikipedia talk page, he says Sorry to disappoint you, but I did not write the article in question. It was, in fact, my brother Lstarnes who wrote it as a 12-year-old, although I did provide the inspiration for it by screaming "go eat shit fuckers" while I was watching a Fisher Price commercial. Than on User:Lstarnes/I Am 4.252.99.182, he claims After 2 hours of previewing the article, I had decided to write only four words, "go eat shit fuckers." --Sir Manforman 21:56, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

Don't make Starnestommy look bad. Anyway, I wonder when the next Fisher Price author claim will pop up. 4.252.99.182 has more impersonators than Elvis! -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 09:14, 12 October 2007 (UTC)

I don't mean to make Starnestommy look bad, I was just pointing it out. Wouldn't this Fukshitfuck make a great NotM candidate? And by the way Kip, I am the author of Fisher Price.--Sir Manforman 00:31, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

Also, he name Joe Schmoe comes from UN:DUMB. I was re-reading it and foud that out, pretty interesting?--Sir Manforman 17:44, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

Lol

Excellent username.