User:Aaaaaaa? aaaaaa aa!

Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are Heck no techno?

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Once upon a time, the user now known as Heck no techno stumbled upon a site called Uncyclopedia. She decided to make an account there, to join in the fun and perhaps write an article or two. Well, she made ONE. Then her life got busy. And so, she forgot all about her account.

Then she rediscovered Uncyclopedia, and remembered her account. Er, sort of. You see, she forgot her password, and not only that, she sort of forgot how many A's were in the name and all that good stuff.

So she made a new account, called Heck no techno. And the rest, as they say, is history.