User talk:Shandon/Archive1

'For Special Needs Users: New Talk at the BOTTOM, please.' Anda we thanka you.

Thanks!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

This user deserves the praise, that only the gods can bestow, and for the reason being that I am not Godlike, I say that perchance the Lords of Olympus work through my gift to give praise to his wisdom....-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 04:37, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

Tayor!!!!!

hey!! looky looky!!!>>>>

Tayor has decided to grace you with her presence. She likes kittens, and apparently you too. Yay!! Now hear these words of wisdom, and good bye.

oh and look!! my totally awesome sig!!!!>>>> The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!)

<insert name here> is freaked out that you put your template here. I, however, am very brave. --Shandon 05:27, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

• You bastard, you tricked me! I was about to write. --I'm not a h8ter...spread the wealth!-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 23:49, 3 September 2006 (UTC)

Did I miss something? I've been out of town the last 4 days, so what was I freaked out about...? Im confused... -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 02:53, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

I get it. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 03:39, 5 September 2006 (UTC)

Welcome!

Hello, Shandon/Archive1, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for n00bs:

• About Uncyclopedia
• Beginner's Guide
• The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
• How to be funny and not just stupid
• Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
• Help Pages (Yeah, there's more.)

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!  T. (talk)

Rene

Fine, fine, you can have it back... add {{construction}} next time, so I know you're still planning to work on it. Oh, and yes, I'm an American, deal with it.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 05:49, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

Heh, no problem, I do my best 'round here...   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 05:58, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

Oh, and I deleted your John Eakes articles for you... since Sbluen isn't an admin and VFD is a pain in the arse when trying to remove your own stuff...   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 06:11, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

A reply

Well, I'm certainly no expert on what is or is not funny, but I'll give you some pointers for getting love at Uncyclopedia...

1. Be funny and not just stupid is one of the most well-written pieces of advice here. It covers general Humor Theory (that just barely off of reality is funnier than wacky, zany, and off-the-wall) and gives some good rules to follow in general.
2. As such, intelligent humor is encouraged, though citing Wikipedia to help explain the joke may be required. The ideal to shoot for is something that a six-year-old could laugh at after looking at it, but someone with a doctorate in the area will be rolling around and crying after reading it. My personal favorite is Idiocrates, though there are many in this same vein.
3. Be very careful with self-reference in articles. They are quite popular, but people will have little patience with it if it gets repetitive, and almost all of them do.
4. The best advice is simply to edit stuff until you get a feel for what's "funny," or, better yet, read the good stuff. Probably the best place to get an idea of what's "in" at any given moment is UN:VFH, though read and vote more than you post articles there, or you'll be lying in a puddle of your own tears, with hands over your eyes wondering why the world hates you (we don't, we're just picky there).  :)
5. The Cabal is your friend.

That's the best advice I can give. Individual articles can be sent to pee review for improvement, and I hear they do a pretty good job there. Hope your experience at Uncyclopedia is just as awesome as mine! (I got banned before I had hit 100 edits, but it's been all uphill from there :) ).--<<>> 01:54, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

Rev zim blesses you

Thanks for your kind words about my abuse of your writing. No excuses are needed for poor writing in Uncyc, as much of what's submitted is utter crap and you could probably do better whild sodomizing a barn animal. I voted for you as NotM, and here, I'm giving these out to firendly sorts:

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

English, but louder

OK, you asked for my comments and here they are.

First of all, this article is awfully musically centric.

OK, first of all the graphics are too big and too compressed. Take a look at some of the winning VFH articles and note their layouts; then note their images. I think one side of the record cover will do, and thumbnail it to about 250px for now. As far as the images go, you're compressing them too much when you save them, or are starting out with compressed images and then trying to make them larger.

Secondly, I know you have lots of great ideas, but take a vreath and realize that it isn't a race to see who can get as much stuff up on the pages as quickly as possible. All of the creative types have their minds running at warp speed because they can see irony in everything, but everything doesn't need to be posted yesterday. Trust me, you'll burn out if you don't pace yourself. So focus on quality, not quanity.

Thirdly, ditch the external link to progressive world.

Edits - you're a lot like me, you post, and then you edit, edit, edit, edit. Try and writing andthen previewing the work before you post. After you post, walk away from the computer for a couple hours, then come back, read it through, make some notes and then edit the article. I say this because you know what you're trying to convey, but sometimes we all get to close to it. Articles are like fine wine, they have to breath. Go and smoke a cigarette, rob a package store or go wash the feet of the poor. But i think you need to step back and say, OK, what is really funny about this?

As for topic, this one really didn't speak to me because I'm not a music lover. I know what I like and what I don't like, but its all auditory for me. So I'm not sure what it is that you are trying to convey, except William Shatner and Meatloaf screw up some music together - its too probable. Now if you ask me, William Shatner, backed up by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir singing a straight choral version of "I Touch Myself", now that is really funny. Think about this - Ray Charles going to see the movie Ray, based on his life isn't funny (or possible, it came out after he died, I think), but Ray Charles going to see "Ray" and then giving it a review of "The best movie that I have seen this year!" Thats funny.

Hope this helps, let me know, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:52, 11 July 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the reply on talk page - again, I want to emphasize quality is more important than the volume of work that you post to the sight. If you're out to win awards, the quality of the writing, humor and images (as well as conduct) win recognition. Quantity never works in your favor. If you'll note, my vote for nOOb of the month is based on you Van Gogh article, alone. To me, an article like English, but louder would be a definite negative - thats how good Van Gogh is. As for the images, the chief problem that you need to remedy is the blurry text. Good luck, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:03, 11 July 2006 (UTC)

NOTM

No problem, and good luck on winning! Sir C  Holla | CUN --20:19, 11 July 2006 (UTC)

A Little Help

Hey, just checked out English, but Louder on Pee Review (I didn't comment on it because I already have :) ) and I noticed that you had tacked the whole article up in there, a common mistake. All you gotta do is provide a link to the article, which seems to make the whole process more manageable and tidy. So I took it upon myself to fix it. Just wanted to let you know so that you didn't think someone was trying to pull one over on you or anything. I see you've been talking with Prettiestpretty — her advice is like written gold and she's got a great eye for comedy, so my best advice is to listen to her best advice. My other best advice, always remember where your trowel is, only goes over well within groupings of stone masons. Oh well. -- Imrealized 23:12, 11 July 2006 (UTC)

English, but Shatner

Alternate front cover

Shandon, I've banned myself from N00b of the Month voting, but it looks like you won't be needing many additional votes anyway... In the meantime, I wanted to express my gratitude for rewriting this English, but Louder article of yours - the new version is much better! Now, I know you're proud of the graphics and all, but I had this idea (right) for an article a few months ago and never used it, and I thought it might work on your thingy (originally it was Celine Dion, not Meat Loaf, but it's basically the same joke). Anyway, if you don't want to use it, let me know -- maybe I can use the idea (not the same actual image) somewhere else... Eventually!  c • > • cunwapquc? 00:02, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

Nominate one of your UnBooks for what?

Nominate one of your UnBooks for what? The Featured UnBook(we need more nominations there)? Uncyclopedian

Nomination

I nominated your UnBooks:The Three Weird Sisters are Alive and Well in Washington, DC for featuring on UnBooks. Uncyclopedian

You've also been nominated for AOTM, and You should go vote for yourself, to ensure a double victory in July! Good luck, -- Sir Cornbread The Great  [SHOUT] [MUN] [GET THIS FEATURED!] 19:20, 20 July 2006 (UTC)

Thats cool, how modest of u. For NOTM u probably dont have 2 vote, cuz u have that one gift wrapped and on its way, but the AOTM is pretty tight (perhaps because not 2 many people know about it yet, its pretty new). Anyway, I'm sure u will end up winning, but I know that when I was nommed for NOTM, I voted for myself :). -- Sir Cornbread The Great  [SHOUT] [MUN] [GET THIS FEATURED!] 20:32, 20 July 2006 (UTC)

American Postman

Well, for starters I love the pictures, they're great, funny, and well-done. As for the article: its a good start, but it could use a little randomination. I tend to include randomness in most of my stuff, and I think it can really help to making an article funnier. With a little expansion and a few random references, I think this could be a great article. Good job! Also, I've been looking for some feedback on Rap, my latest article, and if you could take a look and tell me what u think it would be great. I want 2 VFH it soon, and I want to get opinions ranging from veterans like Mhaille to you, the NOTM. -- Sir Cornbread The Great  [SHOUT] [MUN] [GET THIS FEATURED!] 21:10, 20 July 2006 (UTC)

Google Middle Earth

First off, may I thank you for your vote for my article at VFH - it is much appreciated.

Now, Google Middle Earth. I think this is a good concept and the images are great also - are they actual places in the world taken from Google Earth? Anyhow, I think they are working well. There are some great nuggets of humour as well, like the fact that it is updated every 500 years because it is a big job for a small team. How about the fact that Sauron and his minions only program GME in their spare time away from their 'day to day activities' on one, really crappy old computer, like a BBC or an Acorn or something (accounting for the incompatibility), which is named 'The Sauron Station' or something similarly daft?

Some parallels with the real life Google would also be good - like privacy issues, or there are interesting 'bugs' in the photo landscapes. For example, there's a bloke scratching his butt outside his mud hut or something at co-ordinates 50 degrees north etc. Well, somthing LOTR-related, anyway. In short, it's a funny little idea, and I like it. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 17:01, 27 July 2006 (UTC)

Hi, thanks for the reply. The images are Middle Earth game screenshots and maps I found and edited for pasting onto Google Earth shots. I agree the article needs some more details as well but I wanted to stay away from the computer stuff (do PCs belong in Middle Earth?). Unless, of course, it can be made funny to a general non-techno audience. You gave me some ideas for a couple of quotes though! I like The Sauron Station idea too. I did do something about national security which I could add privacy onto, at the end of the article. Lemme work on it...--Shandon 17:12, 27 July 2006 (UTC)

Hey Shandon... you've been writing some great stuff since your arrival. And this article... what can I say? I'm a LOTR fan, so you've got me hooked. Might I suggest throwing some sort of Tom Bombadil reference in thar — Tom will work wonders for any article, really. And just one other eensy-thing is those stones are called Palatír, not Plantir. I would've fixed it for you but I noticed you've got it on one of your pics, so I figured I'd leave it to you. Should I not have pointed that out? Sorry. Keep up the great work. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 19:46, 27 July 2006 (UTC)

Reply

I don't know, I don't run VFD. I nominated the original because it was horrible... I'm sure someone will archive it. --George VI 21:11, 31 July 2006 (UTC)

AOTM

Congratsulations on being UnBooks AOTM. You really diserved it more then I did. -- SonicChao ^Babbel!_Contribs 12:59, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

Template

I really dont know much about templates, the ones I've made were basically copy & pastes. What you might wanna try is create your own template at like User:Shandon/TemplateName, and just copy and paste the zork one, then change it accordingly. Not really sure I know exacltly what you want, I'm just not that good with computers. Hope that helps, but I dont really expect it to... -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 22:49, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

That's what I've been doing already. Thanks for trying anyways...--Shandon 22:52, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

Maybe try asking someone who adds a lot to Zork. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 22:54, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

Been doing that too. Hasn't been a productive day.--Shandon 22:58, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

Did you get it to work yet? -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 06:56, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, uh, the basic template works OK: I have vanquished the title issue. Still interested in the score question. Thanks for being interested.

Goin' fishing tomorrow. First time in I dunno at least twenty years. Bought fishing line, life jacket, lures, flashers (not what you think), divers other stuff. Feeling OLD--Shandon 07:05, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

I'm relatively good at templates. What is it you want to know? • Spang • ☃ • talk • 07:21, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

Thank you, I have heard your name breathed with respect...well on Mhaille's talk page {PLS HowTo Question) there is a description of the score question. If you know what to do that would be great--Shandon 07:33, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

It seems you've got the colours and stuff worked out. The title template was fixed up by Splaka today, which is why it probably started working. If you need help with specific formatting or anything just ask.

As for the score thing, before now I would have thought that was impossible (zork's score is just whatever the page creator wants it to be), but I've thought about it and there may be a way. I'll have to try it out first, because if it does work it'll involve a lot of tricky templating, but I think I could get what you're thinking of working. What ranges do you expect the score to have? I'll see if I can knock up a trial version somewhere. Can you tell I'm bored? :) • Spang • ☃ • talk • 07:51, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

Thank you!! Let's try a range of 0-20.--Shandon 15:54, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

Ok, I tried a few things, and the only one that would really work is to use subpages for each question and score possible by that question. It would involve creating a page for each score possible for each question in the game at a subpage. Though the actual content of those would just be a template for each question to save you manually setting 20 pages for each one. The question would be in that template, and the template would decide where to go next based on the score it was currently on and which answer was selected.

I made a very rough small demo thing here. It works something like this: Question 1 would leads to Q2/0 or Q2/1, the subpage number being the score. Both those pages have question 2's template on. The links in question 2's template use the subpage number to determine where to go next: the correct link goes to the next question's subpage number + 1, the incorrect one goes to - 1, etc. Question 3's template sits at User:Spang/test/q3 and does the same, though I haven't made a q4 yet (I couldn't quite be bothered with doing 20, sorry :)).

Note all the score subpages just have exactly the same template of the main question on, but change where they point depending on the current subpage they are on.

This way also allows for negative scores, but that could be fixed simply if you didn't want that. Also this way makes it pretty difficult to hide the correct answer from the user, though using a bit of maths to obscure the score numbers once you understand them might work a bit. I know it's far from the ideal solution, but is probably the best that can be done with a system intended to be used as an encyclopedia! And this can be incorporated into the zork style of template too, in case you were wondering. Just ask if you still don't understand/can't work it out from here. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 09:28, 5 August 2006 (UTC)

Obituary

Just saw that you submitted it, so I checked it out. It turned out fuckin GREAT! Thats hilarious, I think you win with that easily. Great article/game and good luck in the contest. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 19:29, 12 August 2006 (UTC)

A horse of a different color

Dude, you should have included true love somewhere in your Kraft Dinner article... And a wonderful article Kraft is by the way.-- Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 19:47, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

Ah, but I wrote KD on a last-minute whim...sometimes things turn out OK. I don't know anything about horses or horse racing other than the 20-minute research I did for this article--except that they thrust their chests out like they're on parade when they're about to take a piss...so please excuse me for missing True Love. Glad I made somebody other than myself giggle.--Shandon 01:10, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

For a whim, its a mighty good article, nice to meet you btw.-- Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 14:33, 16 August 2006 (UTC)

thanks

Thank you for correcting my user page...though I was vandalized twice within an hour (I see you were vandalized as well)...the "im a whore" statement is not me either. How do you revert vandalized pages? Please repond on my user talk page. Thankyou!!! --DawnLei 06:56, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

Got it!!! Thank you my new uncyclopedia friend!!! p.s. checkout my article that got vandalized if your bored.....UnNews:FDA approves virus spray for meats that will raise Bush’s approval --DawnLei 07:11, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

Hey...thanks for the feedback (I'll just keep thanking you all night long). It's true what you say about truth in comedy and Bush's religious bent. BTW--You were being kind when you called those vandals assholes.--DawnLei 07:30, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

Well done

Thanks for saving Snopes and the Battle of Gettysburg from, um, idiots. Much appreciated.--Procopius 12:41, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

Forgot

Yeah, you deserve one too. I just forgot. Here you go. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 19:18, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

Sir Cornbread has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Congratulations

on your PLS win. Very well deserved. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Congrats!

Great job, and a well-deserved win! And (cough) if you liked my article, I just put it on VFH (cough)... But anywho, big ups on the win. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 03:23, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

Yes, I must also congratulate you on your win! Your article in Best Article didn't do that badly either, an honourable mention. You're winning all the accolades now: first NOTM, then AOTM, now this. Jeez, your sig will be longer than mine. Not that that's so hard any more... -- Hindleyite 12:33, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

Umm, not a Congratulations

OK, I lied. Congrats, Shandon. Excellent articles all around, but American Dream is phenomenal. Can't wait to see it on the front page so you can add a VFH win to your ever-growing list of credentials. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 02:28, 22 August 2006 (UTC)

Is Shandon a guy or girl? —Brian Barbera 12:22, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

Umm, not a Poo Lit Surprise Prize

OK, I lied too. To get your wonderful and exciting runner-up prize, and the $25 dolla, please send your name, address, phone number, date of birth, shoe size, National Insurance / Social Security number, and the blood of your first born child to Wikia community support. If you don't have a first born child, or if you have other uses for his blood, then a name and address will do. Thanks, and congratulations -- sannse (talk) 13:35, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

Done and done. Except that child thing...unavailable at present. thx--Shandon 15:11, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

What is the meaning of this?

What is all this rant about? Please explain your self. Also, congrats. You are blessed with this long sig. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 00:13, 30 August 2006 (UTC)

Well, it being my user page, I think I'll post what I like.--Shandon 17:03, 30 August 2006 (UTC)

Pinafore

It was fun collaborating on HMS Potatore with you. Good work. Now, let us never speak of this again.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:34, 30 August 2006 (UTC)

Bucket of Piss

You have won the coveted Bucket of Piss award. I would congratulate you, but this isn't anything to be proud about.

Sweeeeet (piss)...thanks!--Shandon 03:20, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

Suburban homeboy

Thanks for fixing the spelling on VFH. Normally I focus on the tiny, nay, inconsequential details and miss the big picture. In this case I got it reversed. Odd that Mister Nosey nom'd it, but fail to vote, properly format, or provide any comment whatsoever, eh? It's good to know that you watch your homee's back, though the urban dictionary only has homey and homie, no homee. Someday, perhaps...--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:17, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

Well the fact of the matter is I'm square and don't speak jive.--Shandon 17:09, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

Really? That's too bad. I'm so, um, street that even my d20 is gold.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:39, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

Apropo of nothing...

Solid Gold is done. It hasn't changed all that much since you left the comments on its talkpage when it was a work-in-progress: it's still satire like AFM, but weird like, um, a mashup between Militant Islamism and Solid Gold...eventually I just had to set it free (you may have noticed that I'm an obsessive tweaker...).--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:20, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, I saw you working on it today.--Shandon 05:23, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

Weird, I thought I had that feeling you get when somebody's reading your paper over your shoulder.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:26, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

It's a lock lock lock, it's a lock lock lock, speah speah —Brian Barbera 14:03, 11 September 2006 (UTC)

Well, that was unexpected and absolutely incoherent...--Shandon 15:06, 11 September 2006 (UTC)

It's a Michaell Jiminez stim. —Brian Barbera 18:19, 11 September 2006 (UTC)

Still, incoherent superfan is better than a vandal. I'm sure he makes perfect sense; you're just missing the reference required to decode what are probably some sort of pop culture references.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:23, 11 September 2006 (UTC)

No, Michaell was naughty in school. He used to get X's on his chart. I got X's on my chart, too. —Brian Barbera 20:41, 11 September 2006 (UTC)

Suburban homeboy

In honour of your good taste and breeding for selecting a deep, socially conscious and literate satire as Suburban homeboy for featuring, I tip my cap to you. Hurrah! On a side note: Potatore seems to be stuck at 11 on VFH...<frown>.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:09, 19 September 2006 (UTC)

Work in progress

Once I get my tablet connected, and figure out how to use it, I'll try 'shopping some pics for your work-in-progress. In order to avoid a misstep (like the special needs pic), if you have any specific ideas for pics, let me know (I can read the text, but I can't see inside your head; I essentially only have have the information that you have).--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:25, 24 September 2006 (UTC)

I'm putting a few ideas on its talkpage...tell me if I'm woefully off-base or not.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 12:56, 24 September 2006 (UTC)

VFH

<cough> Third time is the charm, maybe? --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:24, 20 October 2006 (UTC)

New Template

If you want, you can add the new UnBooks template to your userpage:

Featured UnBook: The World According to Garm

This person created an UnBook which became one of the featured on Uncyclopedia's UnBooks.

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--EMC ^[TALK] 15:59, 23 October 2006 (UTC) Thank you--Shandon 15:48, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

Writing

ref: your comments for "Garm" on VFH.

Buck up, little soldier. Stiff upper lip and all. There's a place for niche works on Uncyc. In fact, if you look around, most of the stuff here would be considered niche out in the real world (Clinjas...Canada...WTF is a Canada? C'mon!).--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:24, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

Fame, fortune and whatnot

Our little meme seems to have made Worst_100_Reflections_on_2006 at #78. Sure, it's not actually ours, but we helped start it. Also, I didn't add it to the list, that's Procopius's fault (I do, however, admit to rewriting it).--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:28, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

I find it interesting how HMS Potatore wasn't good enough for vfh but the uncyclopedian song, completely derived, was.--Shandon 19:10, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

Meh, it's not worth getting worked up about (it's not like we ever planned to make it the eeriest duet ever)--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:35, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

Cos you didn't whore it enough! -- Pimpmaster 21:41, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

In the interest of peace, I voted for HMS Potatore, and I didn't add the Username box to the list. It did pop up quite a bit, however.--Procopius 21:43, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

My bad, t'was Mordillo. The collaboration on Potatore was probably the first time that I felt part of the community of Uncyc. Imagine; me (featureless, sigless and virtually unknown) being asked out of the blue to collaborate on a page in a genre I'd never tried before...and it works (It's more focussed than most pages that only have one mind contributing, and it's funny). It was one of the high points of a productive summer.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:09, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

Congratulations!

You are the inaugural recipient of the Mhaille Award For Excellence for the month of Novemeber 2006. The award is in recognition of those individuals that *I* feel have contributed to making Uncyclopedia a better place, whether through writing or image production or just "what they do around the place."

Please feel free to display this award in a prominent place or hide it in a sock drawer somewhere - its up to you. Thank you for doing what you do. :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

It may take him awhile to respond. He's probably still digging out We got some crazy snow the last couple of days. I got about this much (low profile performance tires and posi don't do jack in six inches of snow), but Shandon's area got about this much (luckily he has his Tonka dumptruck to clear the mess).

Also, Novemeber? --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:07, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

MO, are you stalking me? Gotta give you an A for effort, though--Shandon 22:30, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

Its still November, isn't it? And it means I can give it out to someone else as an xmas present. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Stalking? No. I'm trapped inside. At least I have power again.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:49, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

NotM

Braydie has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Thanks for voting me at NotM --—Braydie 00:51, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

Flowers

I Was Just Thinking Of You Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need it now, You know what to do. ~Premier Tom Mayfair

VFH

Braydie has awarded you some ice cream! For voting for HowTo:Make a Band

--—Braydie 16:57, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

Holidays

Happy Holidays* from the Holiday Turtle! May all of your Holiday wishes come true! (*Designated holidays may include, but are not limited to: Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year's Eve, and the Winter Solstice)

I realize I might not always be the best father, but then again, you're probably about 10 years older than I am.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:45, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Wintermas!

Hindleyite wishes you a MERRY CHRISTMAS Enjoy this Christmas pud, but watch out for the five pence coins that fell out of my pocket into the cake mix.

And a Merry Commercial Conformity Period! -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 11:58, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Santa Claus has given you a Jumper for Christmas.. This was hand-knitted by Mrs. Claus herself. If you wish to complain about your Christmas present, do it here. Merry Christmas! From Santa Claus.

If you are another child that thinks they need a present, leave a message here (Santa never forgets, but he is getting on a bit.) Ho Ho Ho from Santa Claus 15:34, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Ha ha ha...

You OLD fart. Oh, hang on...... :( -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Gee, thank you sir--Shandon 05:12, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

Congratulations! *grumble grumble*

Congrats on your first featured article and the first feature of the new year! Even though it beat my article... I'll never forgive you... *grumble grumble...* Seriously though, on behalf of your largely uncompensated writing "skillios", I award you this here cookie:

§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Here's hoping you get more features in the near future and throughout the New Year! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 08:21, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

Woohoo! & thanks--Shandon 10:23, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

Shandon? Featured article? Get outta here..... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Now, Turn Left!

THIS USER NEVER TURNS RIGHT And so the motherland would like to thank him. The motherland would also likes to thank him for voting for My Journeys with the GPS. Now, TURN LEFT!

Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 07:44, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

WOTM

Thank you.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:49, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

UOTM

Braydie thanks you for voting for him to be Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2007.

—Braydie at 15:21, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Supporters of the Master Race

Would like to show their appreciation and congratulate the author on another Featured Article. Now I need to go and pimp my Ringpiece. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

<cheezy German accent> Yez, it vut ehpeer zet zumwun iz uhn a roll.</cheezy German accent> It's about time, I say. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:24, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

...and welcome to the Hall of Shame. No flash photography, please, and the coffee pot is on the honour system.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:06, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

#uncyclopedia

I have banned you for two days from #uncyclopedia for encouraging people to click a Last Measure link. From the conversation in the channel, it seems that you were aware of what the link was, and yet you encouraged other users to click. I realise you didn't add the link, but having two respected uncyclopedians recommending it was a powerful reason for others to trust it. Of course there are often practical jokes in the channel, but I consider this a step too far. You will be welcome back in the channel in two days time. Regards -- sannse (talk) 17:29, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Sorry for gettin' you in trouble. 18:07, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

In Soviet Russia, award gives YOU!

	Comrade NeedABrain has awarded you a red M&M!
	Due voting on Practical Lessons on Communism "In Soviet Russia, article features YOU!"

-- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 15:51, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Another Thanks!

For voting for Is a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron?, you have been awarded one of Cs1987's many 1982 Mitsubishi Colts! Sorry I couldn't afford a better present. It might arrive in the mail soon, if you are lucky.

Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:59, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Wa-hey! Free Food!

Shalom! Yum! You've received a basket of delicious fresh bagels from RabbiTechno! Lekhaim! מזל טוב

RabbiTechno 11:30, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

Cookie storage

Gert5 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Cookie number five from my free cookie giveaway

Thanks for the vote!

Senator Calhoun thanks you for voting for Xavier's article on him.
Now, and only now, can you consider yourself truly safe when the moon is full.

I love you

Zombiiiies. ^______________________x;; Mightywayne 15:38, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

Congradulations

Great job on your featured article! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 17:12, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

UotM

Thank you very much for your vote. This month, do the right thing and vote for Spang. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:31, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Collaboration

I'd really like to do a collaboration with you, my dear Shandon. Check here for some ideas or something. I'll do the same. Get back to me. Also, you might wanna consider archiving some of your talk page. Later yo. --EMC ^[TALK] 02:20, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

For voting for her article, The British Class System, has awarded you: A print of Constable's Haywain. Now your true class will be seen by all.

For you

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

I figured you deserved one of these after all that's happened :) -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 21:26, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Since you've asked...

Well man, my current stuff, aside from what's on my own page:

• The Black And White Man

Enjoy (or not?). That's a somewhat controversial article, with no against votes, but MO made me do an entire section just to reach his "level" of approval. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 05:52, 5 May 2007 (UTC)