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Thank you

Can you help me get that Mordillo guy off my back, i don't know what the feck his issuie is

Any better? Have fixed all the images to be the same size and moved some of them down the article so that the info box doesn't get screwed up. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Re: Nice work

Thanks for the compliment :). JamesV1 02:15, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

You get the mention of the week

UnNews:UnNews Sunday Magazine, January 6, 2008 Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:35, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I was just informed on IRC. I'm glad the interview went well enough to give you enough material to work with. And again, I'm sorry about that incident when you dropped the soap. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
That was fine, but it was time top get out when something looking like egg drop soup bubbled to the top. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:29, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
I believe that was salad dressing. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
ARARRRGH Brand? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:42, 5 January 2008 (UTC)


thanks for the comment! BlondeWarriorPrincess 22:34, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

I do have an account, but...

I rarely use it anymore, but have done a few articles (with mixed consequences...) I may come back to this site in the future, I just feel that it is suffering from some severe "going up its arse" (ie not as funny as it would like to think it is...) But Vietnam War Hoax was lame. You'd hope that the best Uncyclopedia had to offer would, like the best wiki has to offer, not be out of place in a commercially published equivalent. Some is, but very very little. Shame, because the lame humour probably puts off people who are genuinely funny from improving this site.

I shall remain anon on this matter, as I'm not popular at the best of times on this site... 20:52, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Is it, perhaps, Col. Swordman?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:23, 6 January 2008 (UTC)
'Fraid not. I'm something of a "non-entity" and am happy to remain that way. 12:31, 7 January 2008 (UTC)


Argh. I'm banned for no reason. Sorry, for whatever I did.... again..... ~Formerly Annoying Crap 22:29, 5 January 2008 (UTC)


I'm sorry I didn't get your IRC pm about this article, I was on jury duty. I read it and found that it was good misinformation. I did not have any specific ideas for improving it but if I think of any I'll let you know. --Hrodulf 02:31, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks.....just think its missing a little something, just can't think what it is.... :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Yes, I know it's pathetic.

Hey what's up? I'm working Claude Monet (I can't believe it hasn't been written already!) and I need your help. Yes, I know it seems I need your help on each and every article I write now...sorry. In the first sentence I wanted to do the pronunciation thing again like we did with Anaïs Nin. Only this time it's for the English pronunciation for Monet... I'm sure you get the picture. If you could stop by and make that happen, that would most certainly rock! Thank you sir.--User:Claudius Prime Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 17:35, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

Thank you for your help fixing that.--User:Claudius Prime Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 19:18, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

China article

Yaarrr matey! Much obliged!--PericlesofAthens 01:37, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

No worries....thats what we're here for. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Shopping Carts

Hey, what do they call shopping carts in the U.K. or in France for that matter...? See bottom of this in picture caption.--User:Claudius Prime Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 20:25, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

They are just the same over here, only they are covered in mayonaisse, and called le shopping cart. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
In the movie "Hot Fuzz" they called Leerch the "trolley boy" so I didn't know if that was a popular name for them...--User:Claudius Prime Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 21:47, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
Le Trolley Garcon? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Thank you, that caption is much improved.--User:Claudius Prime Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 23:07, 9 January 2008 (UTC)


Thanks for the assist with the formatting of HowTo: Double Entendre, but I'm rather at a loss on how to continue the article, but it still feels a bit stubby. Any ideas at all? Or a Pee Review? Anything and everything helps :D --The Duke of Spork 22:14, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

Image request

The image I originally used.
Since you did the images for both Euroipods and Goa Tse, could you do a Euroipods image parody with a goatse theme? Zombiebaron tried, but failed. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 02:44, Jan. 10, 2008 GoatseIpods.png
Zombiebaron's image.
  • Woah. I "tried but failed"? And you didn't even bother telling me? Gawd, I feel so useful. -- The Zombiebaron 19:52, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

My user page.

I wanted to give you props for your help on the last three articles I've written. Please go to my user page when you get a second, I need you to unwiki the asterick at the bottom of the "Articles I've Written" section. Thank you, and thanks for your help. I'm thinking about rewriting Spain next, but that looks like quite the undertaking...--User:Claudius Prime Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 17:43, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

==thanks == BlondeWarriorPrincess 22:35, 10 January 2008 (UTC)


Hey man, I just wanted to make sure that you know that when you and the other tribal elders work out the merch situation, I totally want some. Seriously, I'll take the shirt, coffee mug and knit pullover set, on the realz. --THINKER 06:00, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Help wanted!!

Hi so I'm having a few problems with this competition thing.. I wanted to add the page to my namespace (which I'm not sure how to do) but it seems to work fine when you click on it from the table anyway. However now when you type 'Harry Hill' into the search box it says the article is gone. Any ideas? Thanks. --Cp833 19:34, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

That was me too....the article has to be out of the mainspace and in your userspace. Its right here. Once the competition is over we can move it to the mainspace. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Oh right I get it.. so I guess everything is OK then? Cool :) --Cp833 19:46, 14 January 2008 (UTC)


Ich bedanke mich! Thanks for the vote. Whore me! Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png

Hong Kong Feng Shui Phooey Approved Jan 2008


Bouncing boobs 288x192.gif

Thanks for voting my tits to the front page. -Zana Dark

Did you...

Submit an entry to the PLS? --EMC [TALK] 23:39, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

Indeed I did. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Oh. Well are you still judging? --EMC [TALK] 23:09, 18 January 2008 (UTC)
Erm.....didn't realise I was judging? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Oh. --EMC [TALK] 23:17, 18 January 2008 (UTC)
If I did make some commitment to judging, what category would that have been? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Well, I added you to the Best Illustrated category. I think I recall talking to you about it in the IRC, though I could be mistaken. Anyways. If you'd like to enter the competition, you cannot judge. So lemme know which one you wanna do. Don't worry. If you really want to enter, then enter. It'll be no problem to find a replacement judge. --EMC [TALK] 17:51, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

Can you

Hi sexy. Can you do me a favor and work with user:Frosty29 on his fetish of vandalizing Oprah Winfrey? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:53, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

A little help

Could you possibly offer me some help/advice regarding an article ive started. It's at User:AnarchyUK/Yalta Conference I created the image for it and was hoping that i could make a decent-ish article around it, but i'm a bit stuck. Any ideas, suggestions?

Arachnism.jpg AnarchyUK (talk) Icons-flag-gb.png 22:44, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

Since I have serviced you skin flute...

...can you do something with IP It keeps messing with Oprah Winfrey and messing with her quotes, you know what I am saying? Take a look at the history - this person has a real thing for Oprah, you know what I am saying? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:22, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks and more

Thanks for taking care of my Oprah - its never happy and always craving moor.

Could you look at Acceptance speech and see what I have missed? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:22, 26 January 2008 (UTC)



I've been working on a template which lists failed VFH articles which would be used similarly to {{oldvfd}}. I was hoping I could get your opinion if you have time, particularly if there's any use for it. I thought it might be helpful when renominating articles on VFH. MadMax 17:13, 26 January 2008 (UTC)

Now I need you to look at

Price check

Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 03:31, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

Recently deleted articles


I just thought I'd bring this up, however I've noticed several older articles have been deleted though VFD. While that is to be expected over time if Oscar Wilde is anything to go by, a few of these nominations took place after it had been rewritten most often by a new user. I've restored several of these, Mexico, MTV and Brokeback Mountain to name a few. Recently however, User:YouFang left a message about his article Dynasty Warriors which was deleted a short time ago. While it did fail to be featured a while back, it didn't seem to be considered VFD material back then. I've restored the article to YouFang's userspace, although even its present version doesn't seem too bad. After YouFang has had a chance to go over it, I just wanted to check with you to see if it would be alright to move it back to mainspace.
Recently on VFD a lot of nominations seem to close very quickly and in a few of these, especially with the often long and complicated edit history of some articles, better versions become overlooked by nominators. While its understandable if this occurs once in a while, at least in my opinion, this does seem to be happening a lot more often then it used to. By the way, I'm almost halfway done with deleting the unused images from Special:Unusedimages in case your interested. :) MadMax 22:37, 29 January 2008 (UTC)
This is always the problem with the deletionist attitude. So many articles are only a little TLC away from acceptable levels, and I have argued before that most of the nominations on VFD seem to be aimed at the wrong sort of articles, ones that can be saved. When I've found them I've restored a few decent articles that somehow met the same fate. Perhaps we need a disclaimer on the VFD page asking people to put in a little work before they nominate? What do you think? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

I've done some minor editing on {{VFDRules2}}, mostly about checking the article history and previous nominations although I'm not sure how effective its been. I think one of the main problems is that its fairly simple to nominate an article without doing the work that comes with it. While articles with {{ICU}} and {{construction}} are often removed, a lot of times other rules aren't enforced. For example, articles without a VFD tag are often deleted despite being technically ineligible for VFD. I wouldn't go far as to suggest something as extreme as banning and the 15-rule limit, although I think something more is needed to get editors attention. MadMax 23:55, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

Sadly I think it wouldn't work. We can argue, however, for a minimal number of votes for deletion before deleting something. As it goes now, it's usually takes 4-5 votes for an article to be deleted... ~ Mordillo where is my DAMN IT? 00:05, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

Small Update

RAHB has constructed our space, and once I can access the internet from my laptop, we can begin moving on the project. Once we both have accounts, he can give us admin clearances and we can edit freely. If you want to get in touch with him and get a jump start on it, give him a holler (or at the very least I'd say we can start privately preparing some material to bolster our grand unveiling, whenever that may be). PREPARE FOR THUDERDOME! ;) --THINKER 17:10, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

Just an excuse to leave a message on your talk page...

And thus feel loved.

I'm working on Price check/Lite, is it okay to reference users in an article? (as I have done...)--User:Claudius Prime Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 17:36, 31 January 2008 (UTC)


Just in case yew haven't seen what I've said... shouldn't EPIC FAIL! be queued (or something) until the end of the 10 top articles? it'd be a bit silly to sit aside and watch its health dwindle. :P --~Fag x FS 08:41, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

How 'bout a reason?

Why'd you delete How 'bout a shave? Just wanted to know. Not planning on recreating it or anything. Also not hiding a missile launcher behind my back. Nope, no SAMs here... ----Gp75motorsports REV LIMITER 22:21, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

It DID seem a bit random and "not written". If you want I can move a copy of it to your userspace whilst you work on it? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Yeah, that'd be cool. But the only thing is, I'm trying to be random there, 'cuz I think random's funny. There's an old saying among comic strip writers: "If you don't like it, they won't either." so yeah, just go ahead and move it. ----Gp75motorsports REV LIMITER 00:10, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
Have moved a copy to here. Random is funny....but I like to use it sparingly so when it appears it has more impact. But maybe that's just me. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Thanks. Know what'd be funnier? Upside down text! ----Gp75motorsports REV LIMITER 01:04, 2 February 2008 (UTC)


Ah, the grand and glorious Mhaille. A young man who, from what I understand, writes articles about things from time to time. I haven't had the chance to read any of them yet, but I'm sure they're just wonderful.

Anyway, thanks for voting for me in the Writer of the Year competition my friend. I'm sorry we had to run against one another, since everyone knows that you're equally as deserving, but I suppose thats the way the cookie crumbles, as they say. Doesn't take anything away from your command of the English language, and the humor that can be achieved with it. So from the bottom of my atrophied, slightly off-axis heart, thanks man. --THINKER 19:06, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

All I'm saying is.....its MINE next year. ;) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Quick friends! We must all band together and make sure Mhaille never wins WoTY! If he does, that'll be the last major award, and he'll have no reason to hang around! Who's with me?--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:55, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
Its OK....I still have a UGOTM and a NOTM to win yet. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
He's got my vote next year; who wants that hulk hangin around here anyway?! --THINKER 02:58, 3 February 2008 (UTC)

Frankly my dear...