User:Langolier

Langolier
Personal info
Nationality	Transcends all time and space
Date of birth	Born before time existed
Place of birth	Black Space
Date of death	After it devours the last piece of matter
Place of death	Probably near where it devoured the last piece of matter.
First Lady	HE FUCKING ATE HER!
Political career
Order
Vice President	n/a
Prime Minister	n/a
Term of office	Before God–Eternity
Preceded by	Your mom
Succeeded by	n/a
Political party	No one ever survives the parties he throws.
Penis nickname	n/a

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