User talk:Mhaille/archive16

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Why are there two of you >_>? I tried to message a user I thought was you but was in reality Mhai(capital i)le. Anyway, you're one of the more recognizable names here, and British. I need a little help on an article, Lawrence the Cable Gent, and thought you could throw in some ideas in your spare spare time or something. Leatherboundbooks^TalkContributions 18:07, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

You know thats always happening to me. Once, my friend was on a bus going to work in a neighbouring village and was suprised to see me, engaged me in conversation at length and then got off the bus. A short while later she phoned me up, only to discover that it had been a doppleganger. Weird huh? Anyhoo....the main thing about Brits is that we love innuendo. We're always slipping it in. If you get my thrust.

Lawrence the Cable Gent has a lot of potential, it probably needs a bit of padding out in a few areas, but its a great idea, and well constructed. I likes it, I likes it a lot. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

LEGO

OMG THANX!!!
	For voting on my Lego Assassination Image on VFP! Sliffy thanks you! I so totally stole this box
Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!”

so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 12:03, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Admin Request

Sir Mhaille,

We have no admins working on Turkish version of Uncyclopedia. We need protection for some of the articles which are capable both in content and uncyclopedic format. Some of people always delete our staff here or change contents with silly arguements. Could you please help us as an admin ?(or send us an admin from uncyclopedia), if you please, things can become regular here.

Best Regards

--Assyrius 23:20, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

Possibly delete pages?

Hi there! I entered the PLS ages ago & my articles (User:Spawn Man/Hair lossUser:Spawn Man/Knee gummingUser:Spawn Man/Memoirs of a Geisha), & I see no reason as to why to keep these pages in my userspace. Unless the articles themselves are not to standard, would you be able to delete the User:Spawn Man/etc articles? Also, could you give the articles I've moved them to a look to see if they meet any deletion criteria (IE, not being funny?) Thanks man... Spawn Man 00:46, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

If you want your own pages deleted, just put them on QVFD (Quick Votes for Deletion), any admin can come along and huff them when they have time that way. If you are concerned about quality of articles you have written, try Pee Review. Or bug Mhaille :D ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:48, 14 May 2007

Or you could just get Mhaille to unlock them, then move them to mainspace. For any pages that already have an identically titled page already in mainspace (a la Memoirs of a Geisha), ask on its talkpage if anyone minds if you overwrite it with your version (include a link to your version). If no one says "nay" in a week or two, overwrite the mainspace version with your version, and put "rewrite" in the edit summary. That would be better than throwing them away. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:00, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

Oh, I kind of assumed he had already made the mainspace version by C&P rather than moving and just wanted the old ones huffed. Should do my homework first I guess :P And stop estalking me! :P (dont really, I'm bored and I like the attention!) ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 03:20, 14 May 2007

No. You were right. Also, I was wrong. To Spawn Man: just list yours on QVFD. Also, don't listen to me. Except for now. Now listen to me. Carry on. Lastly, hogging someone else's talkpage is fun. Woo! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:33, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks guys! This is the only place I know where I ask some other guy a question & lots of other random guys show up to answer in his place. Well apart from parliament & their PR group... I'm new around here in regards to policy etc (I'm from Wikipedia on a Wikibreak), so thanks for the tip(s). :) Spawn Man 04:23, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

Wiki...pedia? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:40, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

Nah, we would never poke our noses in other people's business. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:45, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

Pretty much XD And you're welcome Spawnman :) It can be a bit tricky figuring out all the do's and don'ts, I'm still learning too! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 04:56, 14 May 2007

Thanks! I've just uploaded my first picture here - I'm sorry I can't contribute much farther than Microsoft paint or staged photos. Can anyone tell me if that picture is under the correct liscence? I went to look but it called me a rententive... Cheers, Spawn Man 05:14, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

That depends on what license you want it to be under. See these. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:22, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

Do we care here? I usually put it under the Robin Hood one? ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 05:27, 14 May 2007

If it's a retouch of a copyrighted image, it's {{pdedit}} (that's the "edited by me, released...possible copyright sources" option). Or it better be, at least, since that's what I've been using. As long as it's for purposes of parody, pretty much everything is fair game (but it's good to give credit to wherever you got the original image. Props out to big media, as it were). Also, my hit ratio for good advice is bad tonight, so whateveritwas that I just told you has a high probability of being wrong. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:32, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

I just added them both. Thanks for your help again! Drop by my talk page if you want... Spawn Man 05:38, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

deletion of my redirect

why did you delete my redirect page,get rich quick to Get rich QUICK!!!!. There's nothing wrong with Get rich QUICK!!!!,all it is a paradoy of those get-rich-quick schemes so should nothing wrong with a redirect to it.--Scott 22:06, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

Ahhh....because you made a redirect to the same page. :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I was just about to correct it when you deleted it.--Scott 22:09, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

Well, you can't say we're nothing but speedy. :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Thats not something a girl wants to hear Mhaille :P ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 10:30, 14 May 2007

Trust me....with him, it's a relief to hear that. Not that I know from personal experience or anything. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 05/15 00:26

Honey is a good cure for friction burns. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Anybody wanna finish my macaroni and cheese? I've lost my appetite. Also, this isn't my page. I'm just here because the microwave on my page is broken and my dinner has gone cold. Not that it matters now. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:41, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

Mmmm mac & cheese, yes please! Not sure if the honey will go with it well though...poor Famine :( ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 02:29, 15 May 2007

hmmm famine, you know it taste like chicken right? lol god im such a n00b--Commieboy 20:59, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Yes, you're a n00b. That's why I had to fix your fuck up. Don't let it happen again. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 05/18 23:34

Productivity Report

Heya! Just thought I'd drop by to let you know that I've made good use of my time on 'parole'. Published Purple nurples, Thief, and HowTo:Handle Flashing Your Vagina in Public. Take a look, critique, improve, etc whenever you get a chance. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 01:39, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

My article

Okay. Whats going on? that panic button thing was under construction. Jeez, at least wait a week. Oh well. I'll start again. --The.original.joe.shmoe 17:34, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

Hi Joe. I deleted it because it was only three words. Even though it had a construction tag on it, you can usually tell if an article is likely to develop by the amount of work that goes into its early stages. Its very difficult for us to work out what is likely to be worked on, as you can imagine, hence the main reason why all those one liners are deleted on sight. As you say there's nothing stopping you from starting again. Just in case you've forgotten it actually read "The Panic Button...". :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

This page does not exist

Isn't it not meant to exist? Someone created it recently (It may have already been deleted...), but I thoguht I'd tell you in return for a large reward or knighthood! Or a large knighthood - whichever works... :) Cheers, Spawn Man 22:53, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Wow! It really doesn't now! Musta been a mirage or something... ;) Spawn Man 22:56, 16 May 2007 (UTC) P.S. Why are you the only person I've ever talked to on here? Are you like the only admin or something?

Yep, and on thursdays I'm Head Brusherupperer. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

You brush uppers with you head? Spawn Man 23:02, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Only on thursdays. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Hey, and BTW those articles I asked to be deleted above (Re:Possibly delete pages?) haven't been deleted. I thoguht it was meant to be a "Quick deletion?" Gosh, I'm the creator of them, can't you just delete them? Thanks, Spawn Man 23:11, 16 May 2007 (UTC). P.S. No knighthood or reward? Not even an agknowledgement??! Some people... ;)

Sorry, forgot to let you know I'd got around to sorting it for you. Busy, busy, busy... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Jesus Tapdancing Christ

Do you have everyone's talk page on your watchlist? -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:00, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

I actually have an UnWatchlist, as its easier to list the things I'm not watching. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Yeah, well... Next time let me talk to people on my talk page before you do, eh? Stay off my turf, ya hear? *grumble grumble grumble grumble* -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:03, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

The repeating vandal

next time he manifests himself, which I'm sure we will, I suggest we don't ban his IP and just keep refreshing his contribs till he gets bored, otherwise he's going to continue using IPs to vandalise; at least he's far more easy to get, so I suggest just leaving him this time :D -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 22:10, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

That wanker is using proxies so I think he is somewhat doing a favor for us in identifying them. -- herr doktor needsAbeam  [scream!] 22:13, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

Lemme try to deal with the bastard. Let's see how he reacts to a bot. -- herr doktor needsAbeam  [scream!] 23:27, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Sorry, I am logged in with the bot, but I posted the message above with my own account. -- herr doktor needsAbeam  [scream!] 23:29, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Protection request

I was wondering if you could semi-protect Thief, as it is currently under attack from mass-vandalization. --General Insineratehymn 23:28, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

Mhaille is a punk who deletes peoples pages before their page is actually done.

Mhaille you made my day (Just Joking).

Mhaille I will keep on creating my page until you do not delete it.

F.Y.I. I TRIED TO DELETE YOUR PAGE BUT YOU HAVE EASILY OUTSMARTED THE MASTER OF THE WORLD.

Ignore the heathen preachings of this anonymous unsigned miscreant! Huff! Huff with intensity! - Pigeon 12:56, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Which page was deleted? I huff so many its hard to keep track. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Recent Changes Rollback

Hey, you said you wanted a way to rollback pages directly from Recent changes? well, I did it. Cheers. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 14:16, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Yah! First rule of good development: Keep the number of clicks down to a minimum! This will speed up my revert policy by 50%! :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

is uncyclopedia getting weirder?

i think so.

I think thats a fair comment. Its all downhill from here.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

that block comment is the weirdest one i've ever seen, except the one where you blocked my school's ip with the message : toodlepip there should be an entire article on that.

If you take a look at that IP's contribs - for example this one, it should be self explanatory. No charge. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 09:31, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

UnFunny User Needs Good home

Hello, Sir. I've recently joined the Adopt a Noob thingy and was hoping you'd adopt me. I joined Uncyclopedia early this year but still haven't got the hang of it. Could you please adopt me and show me the ways of humour? {Ikabu}BUZZ...FLICK...GURGLE... 00:43, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Wow....my first Adoptee. I'd be more than happy to help you to acclimatise to Uncyclopedia, I read your Goat Musters article a while back which I thought was a great idea. Any specific questions that you have? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Even Less Funny User, just as confused. Yes, Noob adoption... Can I be the secondadoptee???? I seem to be terminally dense. Or maybe, I just can't read.... --Saintcharloo 11:42, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

The more the merrier....I'll soon have an evil army of, I mean, welcome aboard, if you need any help, just ask. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

• Father, if you don't mind me asking, what is the specific tone that you should write in while editing in Uncycopedia. Should you be formal, informal, use expletives, break the fourth wall etc.? And please, could you explain some of the in jokes, I haven't a clue what the hell people are on about. {Ikabu}BUZZ...FLICK...GURGLE... 11:14, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

For the most part I'd say be yourself, and don't worry too much about what other people are doing. The humour here is pretty diverse, and hopefully we have something that appeals to everyone. By all means have a look at the articles and images that have been featured (though they in themselves cover a lot of ground) I personally thing getting the formatting right is the most important thing. You might have a lot of great gags to add to your article, but like with any joke its about delivery and timing. Use images and captions to break up the body of the text, plenty of new paragraphs/sections will allow for easier reading. Add links within the paragraphs, use bold/italic to highlight. Reading one continuous line of text like this is really difficult to read, isn't it? :) As for the injokes, I wouldn't worry too much about them yet. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

• Sir, how do you do the reference thingies? I want to make a reference to a sentence up the top and make a comment down the bottom. Could you please tell/show me how? {Ikabu}BUZZ...FLICK...GURGLE... 11:26, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Perhaps its easier to show you. If you set up the page that you want them on, I'll add an example for you that you can edit yourself. If you don't want to put the article into the mainspace yet you can place it within your userspace. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

• Thankyou, father. Here's the article that I need the reference things on. {Ikabu}BUZZ...FLICK...GURGLE... 09:56, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Sean McAuliffe has a beautiful sister

Did you know that Sean McAuliffe has a beautiful sister? Wikipedia and MapleStory 14:18, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

Thing

Gert5 has awarded you floppy cake! Floppies are easy to transparentize, as they are square.

Where did Louis Casserole go (and why)

Since you nominated me for that n00b of the Month thing, I picked you out to ask something... Any idea where my fresh Louis Casserole article went, and why? It was part of a larger whole, and I'm rather stuck now. I just created a new article fitting in the same cycle, but maybe I shouldn't bother adding more. Well, it has been a nice exercise. Can the creator of an article delete his own articles, and how? Thanks for helping me out--Lambic 21:53, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Lambic, I've placed a copy of your artilce within your userspace here. Feel free to edit it, and add images, etc. Once you're happy with it I'll move it to the mainspace for you. Hope that helps... :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Yeah, great, thanks! But I'd like to know WHY it disappeared (and caused a broken redirect at the same time)??--Lambic 22:24, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

It would seem that an Admin deleted it. Thankfully, we have the technology to rebuild them. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Could you put the article back? It has been edited a bit more (still some work to do of course, as on all articles of the XVII Disciples cycle), and I don't like the sight of the broken redirect on that "vote them away" page I can't recall the exact name of right now. Thanks for helping!--Lambic 00:03, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Andrew Deavin

Why would you huff andrew deavin? he is a fictional cousin of mine.... it was joke and he dosnt mind me doing it... he was right next to me when i made it... he laughed at it

Huff my page huh?! well ill huff your face --203.217.9.25 23:30, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Sadly we have a vanity policy on the site, that means that we don't allow articles about Non Notable People. Sorry.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Saying hello/ to drop in

Hi I'm back... had very many tests. Much material... things that happend fueled my flame as a humorist. I'll have stuff about gov't efficiency and what have you soon as I can figure out how to make articles/pages in here. Forgot what little I knew how on mediawiki type stuff. -_-;

Sorry. 09:45, 22 May 2007 (UTC) Phantom IP

If you need any help, just ask.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Thanks. I appreciate that. Phantom IP 06:21, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Gururot Bunot

Hi,

Sir, I am having problems with Gururot bunot, he's been constantly reverting a vandalized version of the Philippines article containing the pics of his enemies (its under the gay section).

He has been banned by Sir Hinoa for 3 days last week, and I saw that you have just reverted the article back to the previous one.

I have put Gururot bunot back in the ban patrol; can we ban him permanently?

Thanks,

--Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 12:54, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Its already too late....he now has 3 months to sit and think about what he's done. :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Dirty Harry

I see you already noticed my new attempted article, Dirty Harry. Having some trouble with the first image - there's a bunch of white space that I'm getting furious over, since I'm an image n00b and I don't have Photoshop at college or at home. How do I fixie stix this? - Some Random Pigeon (Bird Feed) (Bird Droppings). 13:10, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Scratch that - I was confused about why the image still had white space after I fixed it in Paint (sigh). Seems that Uncyc images take a while to update/appear. - Some Random Pigeon (Bird Feed) (Bird Droppings). 13:35, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Erm

Dude, we read the manual and we got it dude. So can please unlock stuntjunkie01 and punkrockbassist21. Thatd be sick, thanks

How long are they banned for? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

!!!

Go YOU --Doors 20:30, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks...

...for nomming Ecky-Thump. My frail ego desparately needed the reassurance that unpanned gold still lies in my stream of articles. Did you get my long-winded reply to your email? Looks like my time will remain limited for the next 4 months. One of my profs was very pleased with the work I did as his research assistant and has asked me to write the study guide book to go along with his new textbook. I've been given the green light by his publisher to start ASAP.  :) Well, drop me a note by email if you're so inclined. I'd like to find out what happened to Pedro after he woke up naked on that park bench keep abreast of the latest interesting developments in your secret life. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 00:13, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Hey

You're a kike. I bet you're a jenkem addict

I have no idea of this strange language in which you speak. Parlez vous Anglais? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I said you sniff excrement and get high off it. You also probably do this two to three times a day. You probably devour it after you've milked it for all it is worth.

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Yeah, you're a pretty incoherent loser too

Thankyou for the kind comments. No, my favourite drug of choice is mostly alcohol, that and the natural high that can only be achieved through snuffin' gooks. But thanks for asking. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Hello Mhaille

Hey there. Yes I'm back around. You would not believe all the stupid crap that has been happening to me. After I'm done removing unfunny content from my old articles I can start on something new... How have you been sir?-- Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 19:52, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Quite busy of late myself, mainly with business, but I'm trying to get back to writing. Have a couple of things on the boil at the moment, but I think it'll take a while to pick up the pace to what it used to be. Hope life's not been treating you too hard, Uncyclopedia has missed you. :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

why it is gone?

My article on Jeffrey Sebelia was just deleted. This is frustrating to me because I spent a long time writing, editing, and re-editing the article last night. It wasn't a personal joke, it's not anyone I know, and it was a funny article. [His biography] is here, and he does have a real wikipedia page as well. I know this is a humorous site, but the instant deletion of all that time spent wasn't. Is there a way to resurrect the page? --Malignifier 21:13, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

I've regurgitated it for you, the only thing that seems to be missing is the image. Had you uploaded that already? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Just FYI, it was listed (don't know by whom) on QVFD today and huffed:

Jeffrey Sebelia and image:jeffreysebelia.jpg - Probably vanity crap. Otherwise, just rubbish.

- Zaui ⌘ TALK MUN ╬ - 22:43, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Oh, thanks!, and yes, I did upload an image but that's okay, that's easily retrievable.--128.114.168.178 22:46, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

So I'm too lazy to make an actual template. Sue me! Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:12, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Image:Illegalaliensfromouterspace.jpg

It's nice when vandals are polite enough to tell you what they're doing in the edit summary, isn't it? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:00, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

We DO get a better class of vandal these days. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Some have monocles, I hear. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:19, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

UnTube CSS

Just letting you know that as it is, the untube reskin won't be able to go on the front page or anything as the ads are currently being hidden, because of the Wikia terms of service must-show-the-ads thing. It'd probably be easiest to start out with the fullscreen css and merge your changes in that way. Or if you can't, I could probably do that for you. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:59, 31 May 2007

I'm aware of the Wikia TOS, and have already agreed upon a course of action to keep them happy. Thanks anyway. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Sockpuppet categories

Sorry about that, Mhaille. As there were already existing articles in the categories, I assumed they'd never been created. I'll list the ones I've categorized on QVFD. Should the existing articles be moved to Category:Sockpuppets or should they also be moved to QVFD ? MadMax 01:03, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Probably best to leave them all in the Sockpuppets category for now, and we'll open a Forum page to discuss the way forward. Although most are just a bit of a laugh a few people are concerned that for others its a badge of honour for their asshattery. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Ugh..

There are two images that I just uploaded that may not be put to use right away. Image:Hsthomp1.jpg and Image:Hsthomp2.jpg.

I wrote the entire article, went to add these pics, accidentally closed the tab on which the article was being edited, and lost the entire article. I'm livid right now. They can be deleted, as I can reupload when the inspiration strikes again. I just can't reproduce it all right now, and I'm really upset about losing the first version, which was good. Man, damn. :( --THINKER 09:29, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Got it back. I'm instantly elated. :) Sorry about that. --THINKER 09:35, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Help me

A carrot is infront of me and I am scared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1--Why is there a carrot infront of me? 15:58, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Help me instead

It would appear much harder to start an article here than on WP, as there is no notability excuse. Do more articles get written elsewhere and uploaded here than on WP? Or maybe I'm just not funny.

Erm? We do have a NNP policy that gets rid of most of the cruft, and as we are looking for articles an awful lot of the "one liners" get huffed on sight. If someone has spent a little extra time for something that looks as though it has potential its likely to survive, and admins and other users will try to help in that regard.

Is there a specific example you want to discuss? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Hello i have not done any thing wrong yet but when u block me u do this . what that mean?

The IP who didn't sign that just said "Hello i have not done any thing wrong yet but when u block me u do this . what that mean?" is a Jason Hallameya sock IP. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

I can't see a block on your IP. What username are you using? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

This one has not been blocked yet. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

In fact, this one has done a tiny bit of Jason-related Oli is gay vandalism. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Creation of Wikipedia articles

Mhaille,

I noticed 84.160.172.238 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser) has been creating several articles and categories based on their Wikipedia entries and I was wondering if this should be listed on Ban Patrol or would a message be left on the editor's talk page ? MadMax 21:51, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

I've dealt with this specific one, but that seems to be one of the current themes at the moment. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Adoption

You were listed as having a need for a n00b. Here you go.. adopt me! Teach me.. teach me, master! --Tauntz 07:32, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Mhaille, I'm really sorry to write on your nice talk page again (I know, the Internets are full of silly writings like this one) but could you by any change give me an ananswer to my humble and oh-so-n00bish question: Will you adopt me, please? --Tauntz 07:36, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

By all means. Anything I can do to turn you fabulous.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

So, the first thing I need you to do for me is: (Am I on the right track here? - I give you some tasks and you have to do them for me) "be sure to put a corresponding {{Adopter}} on the adopter's user page.". The second task for you today is: Write me an article about "How to become a world leader 101". Oh.. and by the way.. thank you, master! --Tauntz 08:40, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

You aren't ignoring me.. are you?:) Just in case.. I'll put on my robe and wizard hat... --Tauntz 15:59, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

Not at all....busy day today. Meetings, travelling, seeing Bank Managers....no rest for the wicked. :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Letter to the Isle

I think you should protect this page, as it has now become one of the most vandalized pages in Uncyclopedia. --General Insineratehymn 00:17, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Disagreed

It is Jason that is doing it all. If we protect it he could just go to other pages and wreak more havoc. Just keep it the way it is and we can keep reverting it. He's off for now though, or so he says. I don't think Jason likes you very much Mhaille =P. --Scout JoshHJ's Page and His Talk 00:56, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Regardless of what his ego may have him think he's hardly causing "havoc" is he? Admins and other users patrol recent changes anyway, and its not stopping them from catching all the other stuff. Perhaps his balls will drop soon and he'll discover girls or some other distraction. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Anyway, I learned he wants SotM. I found out when he revealed two socks on my talk page. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Seriously I wouldn't get too worked up, this sort of thing happens all the time. We're here anyway, so the only person wasting their time is him. He can carry on til the cows come home for all I care. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Well not havoc I was just using a descriptive word, heh. --Scout JoshHJ's Page and His Talk 01:07, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Flixster

Sorry for my obviously crappy contrabution...

I was only making a page on this site so my friends on Flixster.com could have a gander.

We have an antispamming policy on the site, sadly we can't ignore it for anyone. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Madeline Mccann

Hi there,

It looks like you have deleted my version of the Madeleine_Mccann article. I was editing the existing article, when Codeine zapped it, so since I concurred that the original article was actually quite bad I decided to rewrite a new version.

I may be arrogant, but I believe that my version was on a different level compared to my predecessors'. In the edit comment I left a note saying something like "Codeine, could this be a good start? If not, please be more specific about what you don't like."

Could you please explain why you deleted it? Since you didn't leave a comment, I'm left quite clueless about what kind of article would be considered acceptable by the admins. Could we please discuss to avoid further deletions?

Last question, is there a way to retrieve my version of the article, or has it gone forever?

Thanks. 83.67.217.254 16:14, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Sign up for an account and I can place a copy of the content in your userspace. The main reason that I deleted it was that, even though the final paragraph was bitingly funny, the first two just seemed bitter. I'm sure if could be improved though. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Ok, thanks. So how does it work, should I work on my userpage and seek approval before I create the article? I'll also invite Codeine to the debate. Cheers, Hopefully Acceptable Username 16:37, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Have placed your content in here. Feel free to edit away. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Thanks. Could this be a first stub? Cheers. Hopefully Acceptable Username 06:17, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

Nevermore!

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. "'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door - Only this, and nothing more."

Your vote means quite to me, since you were the first "face" I met on Uncync, and it is quite possible that your welcome persuaded me to stay...:) So, much obliged! ~ 16:46, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Alright?

Hi, cheers for the welcome. Want to check the stuff I'm doing on Graham Chapman to make sure I'm doing it right?--Crestville 17:07, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

Hi, yeah I've already read it, very, very nice start. Could probably do with a bit of tidying up and a few images to make the reading easier. I'm working on a few British humour based articles at the moment myself, including Carry On Films and Norman Wisdom. We're trying to edumacate the world. Anyhoo....welcome to Uncyclopedia! :) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Ah, ta mate. It's more fun that wikipedia anyway! Glad you got some of the "jokes" anyway.--Crestville 10:24, 5 June 2007 (UTC)