User:Phantom IP

I am Phantom IP. The reason why I call myself this is because when I started out here I was an unknown bot... (i.e. an anonymous IP).

Um... we'll yeah. Can give it the old college try I guess. Here goes:

A Little About Phantom IP:

> Said Uncyclopedia user is male

> He is 20 years old

> Lives in the quasi-mythical land of California

> Functions as a combination gofer and messenger some of the time.

>Plays an upright bass.

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.