User talk:Phantom IP
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Phantom IP 07:43, 14 March 2007 (UTC)Okay, thanks.I've got a test to cram for in the next several hours but I've been hearing about this thing in vague references for a few years now and thought, hey, why not try & give it a go, you know? Yeah. So let's see what kind of unformation I can make. Thanks.
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06:45, 18 January 2008 (UTC) I'm back.
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