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:::Or, God forbid, '''[[New Threat to Christmas|a Christmas article featured on January 15th]]'''. I will ''never'' forgive you people for that. {{User:Kip the Dip/sig}} <small>18:08, Dec. 24, 2012</small>
 
:::Or, God forbid, '''[[New Threat to Christmas|a Christmas article featured on January 15th]]'''. I will ''never'' forgive you people for that. {{User:Kip the Dip/sig}} <small>18:08, Dec. 24, 2012</small>
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==Merry Christmas==
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I wanted to wait until Christmas to say it....Merry Christmas!!!..... And you've been going on all cylinders lately on your Christmas pages. Eat hearty, drink more than you should, and if you feel the urge to kick the dog, let 'er fly! [[user:Aleister|'''Aleister''']] 00:03 Christmas '12

Revision as of 00:21, 25 December 2012

Welcome ladies!



Talk Archives

Kip!!!

Hi, good to see your name and all your stuff again. I've been off and on here for a few months, and hope to get back "on" again soon. Are you doing a Halloween article this year? Christmas? Stuff to do! Aleister 17:40 28-9-'11

Yeah, I've been "off and on" as well. My life has been pretty stressful these past two months, but I think I'm now starting to get things in order. I might do a Halloween article this year, if inspiration hits. I need to get back in the writing groove. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 17:43, Sep. 28, 2011
The best solution to stress is suicide. Get back to me on that when you finish. I've got one Halloween page in the works but am actually planning it for next year, as I'd like to epicsize it with links and a full-range of data (and it's not funny now, so I have to funnyize it too). I'm not on enough to do a halloween page for now, time not allowing unless I rework something old or something borrowed. But Christmas calls from the curtains! Aleister 17:46 28-9-'11

Halloween...

...I have an idea for a Halloween themed article. --RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 3 October 2011, at 20:41

Do you, now? -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 20:58, Oct. 3, 2011
Yes. Possibly a sequel to UnPoetia:A Visit from Satanbear. --RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 3 October 2011, at 21:06

howdy, kip

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngTue, Oct 25 '11 16:14 (UTC)

Hiyoooo! -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 16:51, Oct. 25, 2011
Will that work for ya? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngTue, Oct 25 '11 17:02 (UTC)
I was hoping to get the actual guy potatochoped. A real challenge, if you will. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 02:05, Oct. 26, 2011
Oh. Damn.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Oct 28 '11 16:28 (UTC)
Well, this is the best I could do. Tricorn hat, pigtail, long-tailed coat, breeches, silk hose, and buckled shoes. (I can change the colors of the clothing, if you like.) If you can find a better picture of Al Hamilton's grave marker, I'd be happy to try using it, but this seems like the best I can find.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Oct 28 '11 17:22 (UTC)

What better way to revitalize your presence on uncyclopedia

Happymonkey2012.jpg

than this? --ShabiDOO 11:36, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

slightly individualised copy and paste message

theres no doubt in my mind your topic will be fenomenal

happymonkeycompetition@gmail.com :)

--ShabiDOO 00:17, February 8, 2012 (UTC)


Your happy monkey topic

Happymonkey2012.jpg

Your topic my dear Kip is: Cricket (game).

  1. Write the article on your namespace
  2. I'll be judging the articles based on creativity, originality and cleverness.
  3. Good luck, you have until tomorrow night (23.59 UTC, 6:59PM ET) to finish.

(happy monkey dipped his monkey fingers into the dip!!!!)

--ShabiDOO 12:08, February 11, 2012 (UTC)


Kip....dont forget your most spiritutally essential duty to make the happy monkey experience of the this years transcendental experiences, by, reading those articles and giving them marks!!! --ShabiDOO 10:56, February 17, 2012 (UTC)
Hey Kip ... sorry the judging didn't work out. I wanted to wrap up the competition one week after it ended ... and we got the full scoring done just on time. Sorry Kip ... thanks for agreeing to judge and in any case ... you are a winner ... because thats the kind of user you are ... yeah ... that's right ... one big awsome winner! YEAH !!! --ShabiDOO 05:24, February 20, 2012 (UTC)

Request for picture

Yes, I can do it. But on the following conditions:

  1. Find me the pictures, because some aren't that good.
  2. Tell me where you're going to put it.
  3. I can't do it straight away, because I got tonnes of shit on my plate right now.

Please reply to my user talk page.

GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Aussie CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 10:33, March 4, 2012 (UTC)

Forum:First Pee Buddy Awards!

Could we add your Dick Clark UnNews to the competition, as it is respecting the time rules? Please answer me on my talk page or add it yourself! You can still tweak it if you want, it's quite worth it considering the top prize is a fabulous err... We haven't decided the car's brand yet. Cheers! Talk Mattsnow 21:40, April 21, 2012 (UTC)

Great! You can always tweak it as much as you want until the 30th. I'll write one too, certainly a lot more entries will be coming in in the next few days. :P Talk Mattsnow 19:04, April 22, 2012 (UTC)

best admin

Hey kippy, if you have a chance, vote for the admin who bothers you the least here. If you don't...then no one will ever know! --ShabiDOO 20:56, April 24, 2012 (UTC)

Pee Buddy contest!!

We are now at the crucial stage of judging the magnificent UnNews article on THIS PAGE! Thanks for your participation. Expect at least a week for the judging to be completed. *Drumroll* I know it will be awfully hard to sleep until the week is completed, but that's what sleeping pills are for. Talk Mattsnow 12:20, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

I would like to bring your attention to this forum

Forum:Vote to De-Op Lyrithya Nominally Humane! 03:20 07 May

Pee Buddy contest!!

I'm kissing you with passion to thank you for participating in the Pee Buddy contest and writing such a great UnNews! The full results are here!

Talk Mattsnow 01:29, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

UnNews:President Obama in favor of gay marriage. Pretty funny, it made me chuckle, but no frontpage for it though. Thank you again for your participation in the comp, your article was great! I'll certainly hold another one this year, I hope you'll be in it. This one kinda caught everyone off-guard. Talk Mattsnow 04:11, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
Hey, Kip. I log in daily, and I am the UnNews editor. I'd really appreciate if you let me edit the Recent UnNews template, I know all your UnNews are good, but some other contributor may see this and then do as you did and then all hell will broke loose, leading to WWIII and countless deaths... OK? I think I'm quite a permissive UnNews editor Talk Mattsnow 21:15, May 12, 2012 (UTC)
Whatever. ****DRAMA AVERTED**** -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 19:59, May. 13, 2012


Andromeda

Like this article but it sort of ends with just a gallery in the end. Any ideas to integrate that with the rest of the article? I have some ideas and I linked it to Medusa as the articles overlap in subject matter. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:32, June 9, 2012 (UTC)

I have made a few changes but would prefer to hear from you before I do anymore. With a bit more work, we could work this into a feature for you. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:59, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

Todd Akin

Before you went further on the UnNews or attached links to it, I corrected the spelling of the name in the title (as above); it was okay in the text. Spıke ¬ 14:55 27-Nov-12

Yeah, I noticed. I was going to correct the spelling when I moved it to mainspace, but thanks for that. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 15:01, Nov. 27, 2012

Now seeing your illustration move on RecentChanges: How many different ways you gonna do it?! Spıke ¬ 15:24 27-Nov-12

I tinker with it until I find just the right wording. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 15:25, Nov. 27, 2012
You'll notice I just added his Congressional photo. I plan to photoshop that in the future with him under some mistletoe and wearing a Santa hat. All in due time... -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 15:27, Nov. 27, 2012

hello

Well. It's only the most important news story of the year here, and I got an idea for a take on it.

Also, you too are a noob. Noob.

I see people deleted lots of my stuff while I was gone. I suppose this was because it was humour rather than "humor". Morwen (talk) 14:28, November 29, 2012 (UTC)

You are the Michael Bolton of this festering pig's carcass

Nice write-up in the signpost. Mostly appreciating the manischevitz puns. Yeah, it does appear that I can be a bit mercurial I suppose? Oops. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 08:52, December 13, 2012 (UTC)

Don't sweat it. That Spike ban made my pants wet with laughter. (Urine, that is.) -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 09:00, Dec. 13, 2012
WHEN A MAAAAAYAAAAN LOVES A WOOOOOOMAN....HE CAN'T KEEP HIS MIND ON NOTHIN' EEEELSE... ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Dec 14 '12 7:22 (UTC)
Oh, was he talking about the singer? I thought he was calling me Michael Bolton from Office Space. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 07:26, Dec. 14, 2012
I have no idea. My shtick is having jokes fly completely over my head. Also, this. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Dec 14 '12 7:48 (UTC)
Now, let's see. If you're Michael Bolton, does that make TKF Peter Gibbons and me Samir Naheenanajad? Or am I Milton Waddams? And does that make SPIKE Bill Lumbergh? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Dec 14 '12 8:34 (UTC)
Hell, Lumberg fucked her. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 09:05, Dec. 14, 2012
You know, the last time I saw that movie, you were 13. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Dec 14 '12 9:09 (UTC)
And the last time I saw Ghostbusters, you were 13! -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 09:12, Dec. 14, 2012
You watched Ghostbusters when you were 4? Shame on your parents. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Dec 14 '12 9:15 (UTC)
S'alright. I only remember the Stay Puff man walking around, and the next scene when they were covered in marshmellow ectojizz. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 09:19, Dec. 14, 2012
I see you have conveniently repressed the scene where Sigourney Weaver gives that guy from Honey I Shrunk the Kids a six-minute-long rim job. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Dec 14 '12 9:21 (UTC)

Jacob Marley

I was considering nominating this today as it is a topical article but why the odd capital typeface? Also the 'eat shit' thing, not very Victorian in my view! Perhaps 'Digest dung' or some other combination might work. Your call. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:46, December 24, 2012 (UTC)

It's in small caps because that's how You Are Dead is written. Also, because "vulgar" + "Victorian" = ROFLBBQ. Also, "Hi, Kip!" ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngMon, Dec 24 '12 17:52 (UTC)
I doubt it would get featured, because 1) Christmas is nigh! 2) It's an in-joke parody. Maybe try next year. I wouldn't care if Auld Lang Syne was featured on Christmas Day, because, franky, watching it sit there after it skyrockets ahead of the other other articles in votes is torture.
'Tis better to have a New Year article featured on Christmas Day than a Christmas article featured on New Year's Day.
Also, "hi Beever!" -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 17:57, Dec. 24, 2012
You can not haz feechur until New Years! Big blinky text told me so. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngMon, Dec 24 '12 18:02 (UTC)
oka
Also, I was going to say before you rudely edit conflicted me:
Or, God forbid, a Christmas article featured on January 15th. I will never forgive you people for that. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 18:08, Dec. 24, 2012

Merry Christmas

The elves mutiny and string up The Man.

I wanted to wait until Christmas to say it....Merry Christmas!!!..... And you've been going on all cylinders lately on your Christmas pages. Eat hearty, drink more than you should, and if you feel the urge to kick the dog, let 'er fly! Aleister 00:03 Christmas '12