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I've got a good feeling about this. ---WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 19:17, 19 January 2021 (UTC)

Me too Wikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 19:17, 19 January 2021 (UTC)

#MeToo MrX blow me 19:26, 19 January 2021 (UTC)

He certaintly got the joke.--Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 19:34, 19 January 2021 (UTC)

Why yes :)Wikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 19:35, 19 January 2021 (UTC)

And please expand your new section of cheese.--Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 20:29, 19 January 2021 (UTC)

I will do that later onWikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 21:27, 19 January 2021 (UTC)

Moving pages

Hi Wikipedia Be Sucking, just saying, once you get the autoconfirmed role in a few days (4 days from account creation) you will be able to move pages. So you can just press a button instead of copying everything on the page, like you did with Beantown. ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  15:10, 20 January 2021 (UTC)

ok Wikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 15:11, 20 January 2021 (UTC)

Also, you need to indent on talk pages. Just put one more colon (:) than the message before. ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  18:38, 20 January 2021 (UTC)

GotchaWikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 18:39, 20 January 2021 (UTC)

Additionally, you also need to provide attribution when you do that. You split the editing history which literally makes it harder to attribute text. That can be considered a copyright violation. Just a note, but please do not do that. You can request to be in the confirmedusergroup early if you wanna move pages. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 20:58, 20 January 2021 (UTC)

gotcha, but it seems i am already in that gruop XDWikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 22:00, 20 January 2021 (UTC)

Gale, I don't know if it's my place, but I think you already got in trouble once for telling people that their edits are "Copyright violations..." Let's not do it to new people. ---WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 00:12, 21 January 2021 (UTC)

Its fine, he did not hurt me, but still i would say he should not say thatWikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 02:27, 21 January 2021 (UTC)

You will be confirmed in 2 days. Your account has to be 4 days old. No one takes copyright as seriously as it should be. It’s the same licence as Wikipedia. So let’s break it down.

1. Samlaptop85213 got revlocked for copyright violations
2. I as HT495 got warned about copyright

There are many more. Attribution must be taken extremely seriously. Any copyvios that don’t have any other attribution must be deleted. Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 15:13, 21 January 2021 (UTC)

Neither of those are Uncyclopedia users, those are both from Wikipedia. Gale, I know you're originally from Wikipedia, but you have to realize that this is a parody website. We aren't as serious as Wikipedia. I feel it would've been evident that Uncyclopedia doesn't care about copyright due to their view on uploading an image (Which reminds me that you don't cite your sources when you upload images). Don't bother people, especially new people, if they "split" their editing history. You can still cite it (although I don't understand where you'd ever cite this stuff), It will just be a little more difficult. ---WohMi, the best damn duelist on this website (talk) 15:29, 21 January 2021 (UTC)

might I add that we aren't as stupid, boring, and rude as wikipediaWikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 15:40, 21 January 2021 (UTC)

Gale5050, please stop repeating Wikipedia guidelines. We don't have the same copyright rules as Wikipedia because we're not Wikipedia. Some content on the web has copyright. That's fine, we're content-free. Please listen to the approximately 7 million editors who are trying to help you, instead of defending your own point without reading their messages. Posting unrelated messages on another user's talk page is bad. Doing it on a new user's talk page is even worse. Please don't violate UN:BITE, we want to welcome new users instead of scaring them away. If you want to reply, please do it on my talk page instead of clogging this up. ~ Hipponias^CUN - Talk - Contribs - Articles  16:03, 21 January 2021 (UTC)

Hipponias, i would like to say that it isn't much of a bother to me17:19, 21 January 2021 (UTC)

Congratulations!

You have been awarded with the Noob of the Moment Award.

Congratulations! As a reward for obtaining the aforementioned award, you have been presented with fifty Chicken 2s, readily baked and prepared for consumption. As for now... I really hope you're enjoying your stay at Uncyclopedia!  Cassandra  (talk) 06:08pm  January 23, 2021

That was one of the quickest Noob of the moments! Wow! Anyway Sudux isn't doing too well. --Gale5050 complain about me! And see my Wikipedia contributions! 20:55, 23 January 2021 (UTC)

Aww, thanks you guys.. 108.7.222.250 (talk) 21:33, 28 January 2021 (UTC)

Xi Jinping

Hey! So Xi has been charged with a capital crime, meaning the article has been nominated for deletion. I'm about to go and vote to keep it for now, but the article does need some expansion and some guidance in life. Did you have any specific ideas? I'm happy to help, but I wanna see if you had any thoughts first. My normal MO is to start by making it look like its counterpart on that Uncyc parody website and then throw in some jokes. But it definitely doesn't have to follow that (or any) format. Cheers. MrX blow me 05:17, 26 January 2021 (UTC)

hey, imma not be on for a would you like to talk by shooting me emails? 108.7.222.250 (talk) 23:48, 28 January 2021 (UTC)

I don't have email enabled here. Might get around to it if absolutely necessary. I'm cool with just talking about ideas for the article here, or maybe on the article talk page? MrX blow me 00:01, 29 January 2021 (UTC)

alright, i can tryWikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 12:59, 29 January 2021 (UTC)

Basically I'm just gonna keep adding things to the article. If you have any specific ideas for some sort of "direction", please let me know. Otherwise I'll just keep at it, and you can feel free to add/change anything you like too. MrX blow me 14:56, 29 January 2021 (UTC)

Ok, so I had to move the article to my user space to avoid deletion, it is now at User:MrX/Xi Jinping. Please feel free to add/change anything. Once it's longer and better (boom, phrasing), we can move it to main space again. Cheers. MrX blow me 22:32, 1 February 2021 (UTC)

Forum voting

I'm assuming that this vote was you, and you simply forgot to log in. Not a big deal, but IP votes only count for half votes. Feel free to go back there, strike it, and re-add your vote while logged in. Let me know if you have any questions. MrX blow me 15:17, 29 January 2021 (UTC)

New forum

I'm assuming you've already seen this, but just in case, please join us here: Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2020 Logo. If you're wondering why several hours passed before I sent you a message, it's because I hate your guts I'm an idiot I'm a tool I'm a douche ok fine I fell asleep. Cheers. MrX blow me 16:27, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

AWOL

don't worry, i havent left you, i am still here, i am caught up in school thats all

Your VFH

Hi, there isn't really anything in particular, but a lot of work needs to be done. You should look at recently failed and recently passed VFHs to see.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:54, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

Thanks Gale, I appreciate it :) FUCK WIKIPEDIA! (talk) 19:55, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

Changes to Jimbo Wales

Thanks for trying to contribute. Something to keep in mind is, we generally don't make edits to articles already featured. IF you do want to suggest something, consider suggesting it on the writers talk page or on the article talk page. Cheers. ShabiDOO 19:58, 9 March 2021 (UTC) ok, thanks for letting me know :) FUCK WIKIPEDIA! (talk) 20:09, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

I'd say small fixes are fine, though I'd be more careful because it was also Top 10 of 2020. You can see it here. One of these days I'll start a forum and get the threshold higher.--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:14, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

I seeFUCK WIKIPEDIA! (talk) 20:15, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

lets discuss it on the article tp now? FUCK WIKIPEDIA! (talk) 20:18, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

Sorry, due to my sanctions, I can't. I can only barely even make the edit I did; because I referenced a VFH; it's technically allowed, but what I did was kind of frisky and on-the-border. Also, cool new sig! --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 20:29, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

oh, I see, well hopefully UN (uncyclopedia(lol)) lifts the sanctions, and thanks :)FUCK WIKIPEDIA! (talk) 20:32, 9 March 2021 (UTC)

Page moving

Hi, you've been told about this before, but please do not move pages and re-title them as whatever you desire. As a general rule to pre-existing articles the titles are meant to accurately represent whatever is being satirized upon. Nobody would type "Beantown" into the search bar when they're looking out for an article about Boston, or "Daniel Boringcliffe". It creates a ton of redirect issues and is generally a real mess to fix, but I've reverted your moves for now (again), and hopefully for the last time. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 16:36, 10 March, 2021 (UTC)

Welcoming new users

Thanks for welcoming new users! FYI, you might wanna wait until they've made an edit tho. There's nothing wrong with welcoming new users who haven't made any edits yet, but we get a lot of spambots creating accounts here that end up doing nothing. Cheers. MrX blow me 00:13, 12 March 2021 (UTC)

Noted, thanks for the heads up! WTF! I DIDN'T GET ACCEPTED! FUCK THEM, FUCK EVERYONE!!! FUCK HARVARD!!!! (talk) 01:46, 12 March 2021 (UTC)

Your VFH

It was deleted. Using my thumbsucker access, I could provide you a screenshot, if you want it and you ask before 01:45 UTC March 23. Cheers. --Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:50, 22 March 2021 (UTC)

oh :( yes please, I would like a photo, thanks WTF! I DIDN'T GET ACCEPTED! FUCK THEM, FUCK EVERYONE!!! FUCK HARVARD!!!! (talk) 16:54, 22 March 2021 (UTC) ( Copied from my talk page )

Hang on...--Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:55, 22 March 2021 (UTC)

ok WTF! I DIDN'T GET ACCEPTED! FUCK THEM, FUCK EVERYONE!!! FUCK HARVARD!!!! (talk) 16:56, 22 March 2021 (UTC)

(edit conflict​) Here. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 16:57, 22 March 2021 (UTC)

Your UnNews article

Hey! In case you're trying to find your UnNews article, it was moved into your user space at User:Wikipedia Be Sucking/A Very Uneventful International Men's Day. Once it's expanded a little and hopefully formatted just a little better, it should be ready for main space. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 22:35, 5 April 2021 (UTC)

thanks for letting me know :)! WTF! I DIDN'T GET ACCEPTED! FUCK THEM, FUCK EVERYONE!!! FUCK HARVARD!!!! (talk) 22:15, 10 April 2021 (UTC)

Collab?

Hi WBS, I was wondering if you'd like to collab on Hurricane Harvey. It's mediocre, and you had some ideas, so I thought you might like to help.Oh and btw Cassie blocked you earlier today, but it long expired. Cheers. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 23:58, 14 April 2021 (UTC)

Sure :) also, imma be more active, because school sucks a lot XD WTF! I DIDN'T GET ACCEPTED! FUCK THEM, FUCK EVERYONE!!! FUCK HARVARD!!!! (talk) 17:49, 28 April 2021 (UTC)

Ok, also I’ll try setting up an info box on that. Psst...MrX blocked you for a grand total of 3 seconds. I dunno. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 19:26, 30 April 2021 (UTC)

what a pogger XD WTF! I DIDN'T GET ACCEPTED! FUCK THEM, FUCK EVERYONE!!! FUCK HARVARD!!!! (talk) 15:39, 5 May 2021 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery

This is a telemarketing version of the UnSignpost, which has been provided to all active Uncyclopedians (selected by Cassie) free of charge. Enjoy! MediaWiki message delivery (talk) 01:41, 1 May 2021 (UTC)

The UnSignpost

The Newspaper That Contains Neither News Nor Paper.

1 May 2021 • Issue #215 • Archives • Press Room

Most Active Admin Gets Promoted to Bureaucrat, Transitions to Female By Cassie

Following an incredible (by 2021 Uncyclopedian standards) 16 VFS votes, Uncyclopedia's most active administrator has initiated their transition to female. Said admin, now known publicly as Cassie, has had a talk page that often inflated by 80,000 bytes or more weekly, and singlehandedly managed a vast variety of things, including (but not limited to): vandal whipping, being the school principal, managing VFH, and more.
"Vandalism, eh? Fuck off already," they said, whilst throwing bags of feces at our new dumpyard.------------

Vote for Sandwiches: Triple Resignation, Quintuple the Drama By Cassie
Following the resignation of two of our longtimemost bureaucrats, EMC and Zombiebaron, in addition to the resignation of admin CandidToaster, a new wave rejuvenated much of the now-ancient television show Vote for Sandwiches. MrX and Hipponias quickly climbed the ranks; Shabidoo received the same treatment, but ultimately withdrew. Zana Dark and JJPMaster were both nominated for a new category, interface operator, instead of the traditional sandwich role granted.

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Uncyclopedia's Technologies are Finally Modernized By Cassie
it has been a long time in the making, but Uncyclopedia's editing technologies have finally been optimized for the new decade. An introduction of a new extended-confirmed protection level has enabled famous articles, such as AAAAAAAAA!, to see the light of commoners' editing again. Utilities such as Huggle, RedWarn, CurateThisPage, autoarchiving, and a lot more has been implemented thanks to JJPMaster. Many gnomes have been working on this; as such, please treat their work with respect! Biopic This edition's biopic is about the joy of templating. Templating is a fine art which can be practiced on Uncyclopedia, its parody Wikipedia, and so many other places. It can furthermore be expanded to "module coding", which produces the same stuff albeit in a much more efficient and dynamic way. Come try templating now!

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From The Logs

• 1 May 2021 Cassie renamed user Redacted (8224 edits) to Cassie (Per message here)

• 10 April 2021‎ JJPMaster (38 bytes) (-13)‎ . . (Reverting edit(s) by Gale5050 (talk) to rev. 6045969 by Celeste:shhhhhhhhhhh (RW 16.1dev))

• 22 February 2021 Cassie blocked JJPMaster with an expiration time of 4 hours and 20 minutes (account creation disabled) (You [[Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit

Top VFH Competitors

• User:Zombiebaron/Resignation (9/2)

• UnNews:As Bernie Sanders starts his second term, we reflect on his Presidency so far (5.5/4)

• Patent nonsense on Wheels! (1/2.5)

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VFH Highlight Of The Week COVID-19 (6/1)

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From The Forums

• We are still learning how to count. Albeit much faster.

• Gale5050.

• There is nothing to worry about! Right?

• Gale5050 again. Or not.

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UnSignpost News Following 1.5+ years of hiatus, Cassie has taken the lead, in a unilateral albeit undramatic manner, and has designated themselves as the lead editor of the UnSignpost.

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Chat Quote Supergeeky1: Boner.

Poo Lit Surprise is back!

The 15th Poo Lit Surprise contest is here! This multifaceted competition, with four distinct and open categories, is open between June 1st and June 21st. Five $10 prizes, as well as a bonus $5 prize, are up in the air! Here are the open categories this year:

• Best Mainspace Article - for articles in the traditional sense.
• Best Alternate Namespace Article - for stuff like UnNews or even UnTunes!
• Best File - replacing Best Potatochop, all self-made files are allowed here (with a few exceptions)!
• Best Rewrite - for the best already-existing articles rewritten from scratch.
• Best Template - A brand new category this year: the best template wins!

To register, please consult Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise, add your name to the table in the category you wish to join, and link your entry once you are ready. Everyone is welcome, regardless of seniority!

Judges may enlist at User:Cassie/PLS/Scoring. Judges may not participate in the category or categories they enlist in, but are free to participate in other categories!

Good luck folks!  Cassandra  (talk) 02:32pm  May 31, 2021

Poo LIt Surprise due date coming up

Hey all! You have three (3) more days to submit something to the Poo Lit Surprise contest if you wish to do so.

Good luck with your creations!  Cassandra  (talk) 23:25, 18 June 2021 (UTC)

It's beginning to look a lot like…

See you next year! The first annual *Kiss My Ass* Holiday Competition has officially ended for 2021

Up for grabs is the coveted Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer. Who will be crowned Holiday Victor?

Judgement day is upon ye!

Seasons Greetings!

It's that special time of year. A wonderful time for friends and family to rejoice in gaiety. Not you! You usually spend all of your hard-earned money on gifts for them, and now you just want to hibernate until your finances recuperate. Well, here at Uncyclopedia, entering our newest competition won't cost you a penny — Sign Up Today! (pretty please)  –     (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 13:52, 13 December 2021

sounds good WTF! I DIDN'T GET ACCEPTED! FUCK THEM, FUCK EVERYONE!!! FUCK HARVARD!!!! (talk) 13:06, 14 December 2021 (UTC)

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Ur a sockpuppet

what makes you think that?Wikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 23:35, 16 December 2021 (UTC)

the name the behaivior etc

I'm forcibly changing how your talk page looks

Otherwise I'm gonna get very confused. Do not resist. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 15:55, 17 December 2021 (UTC)

I give you permission to do as you please, oh wait, OH COME ON! DID IT HAVE TO BE RICK ASTLEY??!Wikipedia Be Sucking (talk) 16:54, 17 December 2021 (UTC).

You’re a sock puppet it’s obvious you’re probably just trying to get as much ips as possible banned

Creep

Can you stop being a creep its relly creepy and annoying LEAVE ME ALONE

ALONE

HERE ILL SPELL IT

A L O N E

Lmao, you are the one who keeps coming back, and that happened 2 days ago, you were the one who came here in the first place thinking it was a good idea to call me a sock, if anything you are the one that should leave ME alone, honestly if you have an issue with me talking about your wikipedia edits, just register an account here so no one will see your IP address. Now, I hope this explains it, and I ask you to respect my talk page and not spam here. Dababy (talk) 13:26, 21 December 2021 (UTC)

(Redacted) off --I dislike vandals (talk) 00:33, 30 December 2021 (UTC)

So are you getting adopted or not (it's ok if you aren't, just wanna know) EpicDude 01:20, 30 December 2021 (UTC)