User:Garyclementspunji

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“its magically delitious.”

~ lucky on lucky charms

“worst fuck ever.”

~ User:garyclementspunji after being on your mom

“unfreaking beleveable.”

~ halo anouncer guy on User:Garyclementspunji

why I joined[edit | edit source]

because I huffed all of my kittens. this if for my one friend this really is gary I made it to the conclave of doom bitches eat it I am awesome but the real reason I joined is because I think I am funny and can make a diffrence in this sight

skills[edit | edit source]

can find any hentai sites

what happened the last time some n00b edited one of my articles

uberkilling skills. got every medal in halo at least once

worst thanksgiving ever. when gradma used the blow tourch to cook the turkey and why grandma is dead

my life[edit | edit source]

. I go to my neghbors house and play xbox live and go home and play halo 3 if theirs any thing I forgot its also the town I live in sucks it makes me want to choke a bitch. my dads dad was this guy and my mom's dad was that guy also I watch comedy central alot and I also watch naruto,bleach,and deathnote

random information[edit | edit source]

  • once killed a grue
  • once was eaten by a grue but escaped by pissing in it
  • got the shit kicked out of me by solid snake, master chief, and chuck norris for calling them all honkyes
  • hurt people for saying the N word
  • maybe the only person that knows an emo-nazi-satanist-goth
  • I hate country
  • am on the list of "things that make you go brrr"

had buttsecks with my friends girl

awards[edit | edit source]

MERC Gary clements is a Mercenary and chooses to fight on the side with the deepest pockets and kill the pennyless n00bs.

the college I went to and graduated from with honors[[

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Gary Clements believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain
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internal links[edit | edit source]

jihad

buttsecks

grue

zork kitten huffing

externallinks[edit | edit source]

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things i've seen and/or been a part of[edit | edit source]

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