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| Asperger Syndrome (pronounced ASS-burger SIN-drome) is a semi-voluntary behavioural disorder in the guise of a more serious and involuntary neurodevelopmental disability. Statistically it affects an undue number of radio talk show hosts and Hollywood actors, though it has yet to be determined whether the behavior guides ultimate vocation, or whether the condition results from prolonged exposure to ego-stroking. Some theorists believe that the entire Japanese people suffer from Asperger's Syndrome because of their tendency to stay emotionally detached in all situations except seppuku. (more...)
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Aspies should all know...
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- ... that you should invest in chicken stock?
- ... that bestiality just got 15 percent more legal?
- ... that Bruce Lee could juggle two balls with his penis?
- ... there's a ninja behind you but it left when you turned around?
- ... that goldfish are neither gold nor fish?
- ... that it's been proven beyond reasonable doubt that 50% of modern marriages end in divorce because of arguments inside IKEA stores?
- ... that one person can change the world, but the admins will probably just revert it?
 - ... that Jesus loves you, but that's probably not enough to get to heaven?
- ... that Abraham Lincoln was an accomplished skateboarder?
- ... that Former President Bush prefers his Tuskegee airmen with a side of risotto and mushrooms?
- ... that cow tipping is a term that describes the custom of giving bovines an additional sum of money in exchange for their milk, meat, or other services?
- ... that the only cure for the hiccups is an orgasm?
- ... that the first use of "LOL" is in Shakespeare's play, As You Like It, and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in Macbeth?
- ... that Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit has mostly turned into Witch-Hunting For Fun in this modern era of cheaply produced Chinese assembly line witches?
 - ... that you should invest in chicken stock?
- ... that bestiality just got 15 percent more legal?
- ... that Bruce Lee could juggle two balls with his penis?
- ... there's a ninja behind you but it left when you turned around?
- ... that goldfish are neither gold nor fish?
- ... that it's been proven beyond reasonable doubt that 50% of modern marriages end in divorce because of arguments inside IKEA stores?
- ... that one person can change the world, but the admins will probably just revert it?
- ... that Jesus loves you, but that's probably not enough to get to heaven?
- ... that Abraham Lincoln was an accomplished skateboarder?
- ... that Former President Bush prefers his Tuskegee airmen with a side of risotto and mushrooms?
- ... that cow tipping is a term that describes the custom of giving bovines an additional sum of money in exchange for their milk, meat, or other services?
- ... that the only cure for the hiccups is an orgasm?
- ... that the first use of "LOL" is in Shakespeare's play, As You Like It, and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in Macbeth?
- ... that Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit has mostly turned into Witch-Hunting For Fun in this modern era of cheaply produced Chinese assembly line witches?
- ... that you should invest in chicken stock?
- ... that bestiality just got 15 percent more legal?
- ... that Bruce Lee could juggle two balls with his penis?
- ... there's a ninja behind you but it left when you turned around?
- ... that goldfish are neither gold nor fish?
- ... that it's been proven beyond reasonable doubt that 50% of modern marriages end in divorce because of arguments inside IKEA stores?
- ... that one person can change the world, but the admins will probably just revert it?
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