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| Asperger Syndrome (pronounced ASS-burger SIN-drome) is a semi-voluntary behavioural disorder in the guise of a more serious and involuntary neurodevelopmental disability. Statistically it affects an undue number of radio talk show hosts and Hollywood actors, though it has yet to be determined whether the behavior guides ultimate vocation, or whether the condition results from prolonged exposure to ego-stroking. Some theorists believe that the entire Japanese people suffer from Asperger's Syndrome because of their tendency to stay emotionally detached in all situations except seppuku. (more...)
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Aspies should all know...
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- ... that Angelina Jolie took method acting to the extreme to play the role of Slim in A Bug's Life? (Pictured)
- ... that anyone who dies at Disneyland receives a free lifetime pass?
- ... that 100% of people who are rushed to the hospital will die?
- ... that Mercury is not a miracle substance and does not cure AIDS?
- ... that Santa sees you while you're sleeping, and he knows when you're awake?
- ... that it is important to tune your Air Guitar constantly, as any dust particles that stick to the complicated arrangement of air will completely deform it?
- ... that on 17 June 2007, Britain was mercilessly hit by an attack of 'falling water'?
- ... that you should invest in chicken stock?

- ... there's a ninja behind you but it left when you turned around?
- ... that Thomas Edison was arrested on charges of pornography following the release of his short film, Woman Whose Ankle is Partly Visible?
- ... that if you die in Canada, you die in real life?
- ... that babies explode when you put them in the microwave?
- ... that in 2007 the Department of Homeland Security released a series of informative pamphlets on surviving a terrorist attack?
- ... that two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane?
- ... that while laughter is the best medicine, many cancer patients prefer chemotherapy?
- ... that Angelina Jolie took method acting to the extreme to play the role of Slim in A Bug's Life? (Pictured)
- ... that anyone who dies at Disneyland receives a free lifetime pass?
- ... that 100% of people who are rushed to the hospital will die?
- ... that Mercury is not a miracle substance and does not cure AIDS?
- ... that Santa sees you while you're sleeping, and he knows when you're awake?
- ... that it is important to tune your Air Guitar constantly, as any dust particles that stick to the complicated arrangement of air will completely deform it?
- ... that on 17 June 2007, Britain was mercilessly hit by an attack of 'falling water'?
- ... that you should invest in chicken stock?

- ... there's a ninja behind you but it left when you turned around?
- ... that Thomas Edison was arrested on charges of pornography following the release of his short film, Woman Whose Ankle is Partly Visible?
- ... that if you die in Canada, you die in real life?
- ... that babies explode when you put them in the microwave?
- ... that in 2007 the Department of Homeland Security released a series of informative pamphlets on surviving a terrorist attack?
- ... that two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane?
- ... that while laughter is the best medicine, many cancer patients prefer chemotherapy?
- ... that Angelina Jolie took method acting to the extreme to play the role of Slim in A Bug's Life? (Pictured)
- ... that anyone who dies at Disneyland receives a free lifetime pass?
- ... that 100% of people who are rushed to the hospital will die?
- ... that Mercury is not a miracle substance and does not cure AIDS?
- ... that Santa sees you while you're sleeping, and he knows when you're awake?
- ... that it is important to tune your Air Guitar constantly, as any dust particles that stick to the complicated arrangement of air will completely deform it?
- ... that on 17 June 2007, Britain was mercilessly hit by an attack of 'falling water'?
- ... that you should invest in chicken stock?
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