Today's thing that needs to suffer
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| Asperger Syndrome (pronounced ASS-burger SIN-drome) is a semi-voluntary behavioural disorder in the guise of a more serious and involuntary neurodevelopmental disability. Statistically it affects an undue number of radio talk show hosts and Hollywood actors, though it has yet to be determined whether the behavior guides ultimate vocation, or whether the condition results from prolonged exposure to ego-stroking. Some theorists believe that the entire Japanese people suffer from Asperger's Syndrome because of their tendency to stay emotionally detached in all situations except seppuku. (more...)
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Aspies should all know...
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- ... that Thomas Edison was arrested on charges of pornography following the release of his short film, Woman Whose Ankle is Partly Visible?
- ... that the first use of "LOL" is in Shakespeare's play, As You Like It, and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in Macbeth?
- ... that bipolar bears are not to be messed with, more-so than polar bears?
- ... that you have probably broken at least three of the Ten Commandments just by visiting this website?
- ... that removing the rubber bands from the claws of a Lobster can result in oh god get it off get it OFF OH GOD MY FACE!
- ... that this in not a DYK entry?
- ... that the dolphin is the only animal other than man that laughs at its own farts?
- ... that the man on the left is late for an important meeting with an international Terrorist and the man on the right is indignant at the increased cost of accessing Internet porn? (Pictured)
- ... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
- ... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter?
- ... that if I had to describe myself in three words, I would say "not very good at maths"?
- ... that an umbrella is a magical object that is used in many cultures to discourage rainfall?
- ... that air is a fictional substance that was once believed to fill the space above the surface of the Earth? While this "air theory" was once used to explain various phenomena, air theory, at last refuted, has joined the gene, the atom, Antarctica, and the free lunch in a long list of scientific red herrings.
- ... that the populations of many endangered species can be increased with a simple Wikipedia edit?
- ... that Jesus loves you, but that's probably not enough to get to heaven?
 - ... that Thomas Edison was arrested on charges of pornography following the release of his short film, Woman Whose Ankle is Partly Visible?
- ... that the first use of "LOL" is in Shakespeare's play, As You Like It, and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in Macbeth?
- ... that bipolar bears are not to be messed with, more-so than polar bears?
- ... that you have probably broken at least three of the Ten Commandments just by visiting this website?
- ... that removing the rubber bands from the claws of a Lobster can result in oh god get it off get it OFF OH GOD MY FACE!
- ... that this in not a DYK entry?
- ... that the dolphin is the only animal other than man that laughs at its own farts?
- ... that the man on the left is late for an important meeting with an international Terrorist and the man on the right is indignant at the increased cost of accessing Internet porn? (Pictured)
- ... that you can fry a potato but not a potatoe, according to the Potato-tomato theorem?
- ... that making drugs explode in your stomach is not a good way to make yourself smarter?
- ... that if I had to describe myself in three words, I would say "not very good at maths"?
- ... that an umbrella is a magical object that is used in many cultures to discourage rainfall?
- ... that air is a fictional substance that was once believed to fill the space above the surface of the Earth? While this "air theory" was once used to explain various phenomena, air theory, at last refuted, has joined the gene, the atom, Antarctica, and the free lunch in a long list of scientific red herrings.
- ... that the populations of many endangered species can be increased with a simple Wikipedia edit?
- ... that Jesus loves you, but that's probably not enough to get to heaven?
- ... that Thomas Edison was arrested on charges of pornography following the release of his short film, Woman Whose Ankle is Partly Visible?
- ... that the first use of "LOL" is in Shakespeare's play, As You Like It, and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in Macbeth?
- ... that bipolar bears are not to be messed with, more-so than polar bears?
- ... that you have probably broken at least three of the Ten Commandments just by visiting this website?
- ... that removing the rubber bands from the claws of a Lobster can result in oh god get it off get it OFF OH GOD MY FACE!
- ... that this in not a DYK entry?
- ... that the dolphin is the only animal other than man that laughs at its own farts?
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