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Asperger Syndrome (pronounced ASS-burger SIN-drome) is a semi-voluntary behavioural disorder in the guise of a more serious and involuntary neurodevelopmental disability. Statistically it affects an undue number of radio talk show hosts and Hollywood actors, though it has yet to be determined whether the behavior guides ultimate vocation, or whether the condition results from prolonged exposure to ego-stroking. Some theorists believe that the entire Japanese people suffer from Asperger's Syndrome because of their tendency to stay emotionally detached in all situations except seppuku. (more...)

Aspies should all know...

*...that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap!
*... that Kitten Huffing is a popular, though controversial, alternative to street drugs such as skag and crank?
  • ...that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap!
*... that Kitten Huffing is a popular, though controversial, alternative to street drugs such as skag and crank?
  • ...that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap!

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Ongoing: The wait for GTA VI, Stranger Things 5 and Spaceballs 2 • Russia-Ukraine "peace talks" • ICE/Antifa clashes • Trump and Elon couples therapy • Jerry Jones screwing the Dallas Cowboys • Pregnant moms taking Tylenol to give their babies "autism powers" • Democrats and Republicans throwing hissy fits in D.C.

Recent deaths: Terence StampThe Devil's Rejects Unrated 4K Director's Cut • Trump's pet slothJoe Burrow's toe • Robert RedfordBaltimore Ravens' morale • The U.S. Federal Government • Jane GoodallThe Yankees' World Series dreams • Diane KeatonGaza War (THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!) • Windows 10

Upcoming deaths: DEIR. Kelly and Bryan KohbergerIran's nuclear program • Diddy's bank account • The flowers you bring Alan Bergman • Cowboys', Bengals' and Ravens' season • MSNBCLil Nas XDonald Trump • Aforementioned Tylenol moms • Mark Butt-fumble's career and freedom

On this day...

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October 14: National Hit an Annoying Person in the Head Day

  • 1066 - William the Conqueror punches an opposing soldier in the head at the Battle of Hastings.
  • 1922 - A man is punched in the head after he uses the elevator to ride a single floor instead of taking the stairs opposite the elevators.
  • 1999 - A PC spits a CD out of its CD-ROM drive, hitting Bill Gates in the head. This is the first confirmed instance of artificial intelligence.
  • 2003 - George of the Jungle was captured by a nearby tree, which promptly clubbed him in the head. Apparently the tree was meditating when George's distracting collisions occurred.
  • 2009 - Someone hits an annoying person with a stick 9 times.
  • Future - <insert name here> is brutally hit over the head with clubs for being an Uncyclopedian.

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