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| Asperger Syndrome (pronounced ASS-burger SIN-drome) is a semi-voluntary behavioural disorder in the guise of a more serious and involuntary neurodevelopmental disability. Statistically it affects an undue number of radio talk show hosts and Hollywood actors, though it has yet to be determined whether the behavior guides ultimate vocation, or whether the condition results from prolonged exposure to ego-stroking. Some theorists believe that the entire Japanese people suffer from Asperger's Syndrome because of their tendency to stay emotionally detached in all situations except seppuku. (more...)
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Aspies should all know...
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- ... that Stan Lee originally conceived the X-Men as a group of post-op transgenders?
- ... that condoms prevent many sexually transmitted diseases, and at least one erection? Sorry Candace...
- ... that I think you know what's happening today?
- ... that Rihanna's hit song Umbrella can cause rain to fall upwards?
- ... that nobody asked?
- ... that it's been proven beyond reasonable doubt that 50% of modern marriages end in divorce because of arguments inside IKEA stores?
- ... that the Virgin Birth is no longer considered a miracle? Women have been giving birth to virgins for centuries!
 - ... that in Baltimore, Maryland, it is a violation of statute to dress up as a clown and to make fun balloon animals to give to children and molest them with?
- ... that sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from science?
- ... that the dolphin is the only animal other than man that laughs at its own farts?
- ... that en passant is actually French for "inventing new rules as you go along?"
- ... that sheep shrink when it rains?
- ... that the brainrot is taking oveBRR BRR PATAPIM, IL MIO CAPPELO E PIENO DI SLIM! TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR! BOMBARDINO CROCODILO!
- ... that while laughter is the best medicine, many cancer patients prefer chemotherapy?
 - ... that Stan Lee originally conceived the X-Men as a group of post-op transgenders?
- ... that condoms prevent many sexually transmitted diseases, and at least one erection? Sorry Candace...
- ... that I think you know what's happening today?
- ... that Rihanna's hit song Umbrella can cause rain to fall upwards?
- ... that nobody asked?
- ... that it's been proven beyond reasonable doubt that 50% of modern marriages end in divorce because of arguments inside IKEA stores?
- ... that the Virgin Birth is no longer considered a miracle? Women have been giving birth to virgins for centuries!
- ... that in Baltimore, Maryland, it is a violation of statute to dress up as a clown and to make fun balloon animals to give to children and molest them with?
- ... that sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from science?
- ... that the dolphin is the only animal other than man that laughs at its own farts?
- ... that en passant is actually French for "inventing new rules as you go along?"
- ... that sheep shrink when it rains?
- ... that the brainrot is taking oveBRR BRR PATAPIM, IL MIO CAPPELO E PIENO DI SLIM! TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR! BOMBARDINO CROCODILO!
- ... that while laughter is the best medicine, many cancer patients prefer chemotherapy?
- ... that Stan Lee originally conceived the X-Men as a group of post-op transgenders?
- ... that condoms prevent many sexually transmitted diseases, and at least one erection? Sorry Candace...
- ... that I think you know what's happening today?
- ... that Rihanna's hit song Umbrella can cause rain to fall upwards?
- ... that nobody asked?
- ... that it's been proven beyond reasonable doubt that 50% of modern marriages end in divorce because of arguments inside IKEA stores?
- ... that the Virgin Birth is no longer considered a miracle? Women have been giving birth to virgins for centuries!
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