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Asperger Syndrome (pronounced ASS-burger SIN-drome) is a semi-voluntary behavioural disorder in the guise of a more serious and involuntary neurodevelopmental disability. Statistically it affects an undue number of radio talk show hosts and Hollywood actors, though it has yet to be determined whether the behavior guides ultimate vocation, or whether the condition results from prolonged exposure to ego-stroking. Some theorists believe that the entire Japanese people suffer from Asperger's Syndrome because of their tendency to stay emotionally detached in all situations except seppuku. (more...)

Aspies should all know...

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  • ... that if you were to stack up all the elephants on Earth, those elephants would die?
  • ... that the Russian Reversal is the common English term for the phenomenon during which a person descended from Russia is spontaneously turned around?
  • ... that Earth, Wind & Fire have produced a multi-season autobiography?
  • ... that the American Civil War was actually marked by many instances of uncivil behavior?
  • ... that the light at the end of the tunnel is commonly reported to be a strobe light accented with techno?
  • ... that in Spanish, "¡Chinga tu madre, cabrón!" means "Have a nice day"? Tell your friends!
  • ... that Ram Ranch really rocks?
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MrWinklerIsGay.gif
  • ... that if you were to stack up all the elephants on Earth, those elephants would die?
  • ... that the Russian Reversal is the common English term for the phenomenon during which a person descended from Russia is spontaneously turned around?
  • ... that Earth, Wind & Fire have produced a multi-season autobiography?
  • ... that the American Civil War was actually marked by many instances of uncivil behavior?
  • ... that the light at the end of the tunnel is commonly reported to be a strobe light accented with techno?
  • ... that in Spanish, "¡Chinga tu madre, cabrón!" means "Have a nice day"? Tell your friends!
  • ... that Ram Ranch really rocks?
Facesofmc.JPG
MrWinklerIsGay.gif
  • ... that if you were to stack up all the elephants on Earth, those elephants would die?
  • ... that the Russian Reversal is the common English term for the phenomenon during which a person descended from Russia is spontaneously turned around?
  • ... that Earth, Wind & Fire have produced a multi-season autobiography?
  • ... that the American Civil War was actually marked by many instances of uncivil behavior?
  • ... that the light at the end of the tunnel is commonly reported to be a strobe light accented with techno?
  • ... that in Spanish, "¡Chinga tu madre, cabrón!" means "Have a nice day"? Tell your friends!
  • ... that Ram Ranch really rocks?

News to whine about

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1977-2026

Ongoing: Nanny state officials breaching people's privacy rights via enforcing social media bans and digital ID under the pretext of "think of the children!" • Fallout from the Epstein FilesWinter Olympicsr/TheDarnold still having a massive field day • NFL fans experiencing withdrawal symptoms with the season now over

Recent deaths: LamontBrad ArnoldNFL season • Lindsay Vonn's legSome kid from some movie you probably forgot existed, but had a funny titleJames Van Der Beek (Not Dick Van Dyke, Ashley Roberts from the Pussycat Dolls!) (Pictured)Robert DuvallKurt Van Dyke (not Dick) • Jesse JacksonYouTubeTom Noonan

Not dead: Dick Van Dyke, who's 100, bitches!! (Not to be confused with James Van Der Beek) • Quinton Reviews

Upcoming deaths: Donald TrumpNYC's economy • WeedDick van Dyke, eventually • Dancin' Maduro • Aaron Rodgers' career • Iran's government • The careers of everyone named in the Epstein Files (cough cough Bill and Hillary Clinton) • Travis Kelce • the US government, again • Warner Bros. (?) • A Las Vegas hotel that no one's going to care about

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