Today's thing that needs to suffer
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| Asperger Syndrome (pronounced ASS-burger SIN-drome) is a semi-voluntary behavioural disorder in the guise of a more serious and involuntary neurodevelopmental disability. Statistically it affects an undue number of radio talk show hosts and Hollywood actors, though it has yet to be determined whether the behavior guides ultimate vocation, or whether the condition results from prolonged exposure to ego-stroking. Some theorists believe that the entire Japanese people suffer from Asperger's Syndrome because of their tendency to stay emotionally detached in all situations except seppuku. (more...)
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Aspies should all know...
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- ... that in Rhode Island any marriage where either of the party is an idiot and/or lunatic is considered null & void? And therefore, almost everyone in the state is, technically, a bastard? (Pictured)
- ... that contrary to popular belief, she never actually sold seashells by the seashore?
- ... that those suspicious white spots on your professor's blazer are in fact mayonnaise?
- ... that abstinence is only 99.999% effective?
- ... that virgins are actually alien beings with zero sex organs, and reproduce via telekinesis?
- ... that the Welsh language was created when someone fell asleep on a keyboard?
- ... that Anonymous has written over 4,323,904,528 poems and 23,900,241 short stories, among a million other kinds of written word?
- ... that we must nuke the whales, or the hippies will win?
- ... that 10 minutes of Super Bowl XLIII was mysteriously interrupted? (Pictured)
- ... that in Rhode Island any marriage where either of the party is an idiot and/or lunatic is considered null & void? And therefore, almost everyone in the state is, technically, a bastard? (Pictured)
- ... that contrary to popular belief, she never actually sold seashells by the seashore?
- ... that those suspicious white spots on your professor's blazer are in fact mayonnaise?
- ... that abstinence is only 99.999% effective?
- ... that virgins are actually alien beings with zero sex organs, and reproduce via telekinesis?
- ... that the Welsh language was created when someone fell asleep on a keyboard?
- ... that Anonymous has written over 4,323,904,528 poems and 23,900,241 short stories, among a million other kinds of written word?
- ... that we must nuke the whales, or the hippies will win?
- ... that 10 minutes of Super Bowl XLIII was mysteriously interrupted? (Pictured)
- ... that in Rhode Island any marriage where either of the party is an idiot and/or lunatic is considered null & void? And therefore, almost everyone in the state is, technically, a bastard? (Pictured)
- ... that contrary to popular belief, she never actually sold seashells by the seashore?
- ... that those suspicious white spots on your professor's blazer are in fact mayonnaise?
- ... that abstinence is only 99.999% effective?
- ... that virgins are actually alien beings with zero sex organs, and reproduce via telekinesis?
- ... that the Welsh language was created when someone fell asleep on a keyboard?
- ... that Anonymous has written over 4,323,904,528 poems and 23,900,241 short stories, among a million other kinds of written word?
- ... that we must nuke the whales, or the hippies will win?
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