Today's thing that needs to suffer
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| Asperger Syndrome (pronounced ASS-burger SIN-drome) is a semi-voluntary behavioural disorder in the guise of a more serious and involuntary neurodevelopmental disability. Statistically it affects an undue number of radio talk show hosts and Hollywood actors, though it has yet to be determined whether the behavior guides ultimate vocation, or whether the condition results from prolonged exposure to ego-stroking. Some theorists believe that the entire Japanese people suffer from Asperger's Syndrome because of their tendency to stay emotionally detached in all situations except seppuku. (more...)
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Aspies should all know...
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- ... that BET is dedicated to bringing quality entertainment to the masses? (Pictured)
- ... that The Root of All Evil is fishsticks?
- ... that nobody asked?
- ... that Alaska is a mooseocracy, in which citizens select a moose to lead them?
- ... that Liechtenstein is completely pointless?
- ... that back in my day, we didn't have no fancy Did you know sections on our wikis? We had to get all of our factoids from the library, like decent folk! And after we walked there barefoot across three counties 'cause bicycles hadn't been invented yet, we had to teach ourselves how to read the books - none of that fancy free-contents education you kids're all on about...
- ... that the Rorschach inkblots all look kinda like my Aunt Gladys giving head to Satan?
- ... that someone reading Uncyclopedia has an erection right now, even though we barely have pornographic content?
- ... that BET is dedicated to bringing quality entertainment to the masses? (Pictured)
- ... that while Pong! the Movie followed suit with the wildly popular video game genre, such as The Super Mario Bros. movie and Resident Evil, it did not play out as well in the box offices?
- ... that a Pie Chart is the most delicious way of visually conveying information?
- ... that half of all American schoolchildren graduate in the bottom 50% of their class?
- ... that your car is rolling down the driveway right now?
- ... that there is no consensus among experts on vice presidential history that Al Gore exists?
- ... that the first use of "LOL" is in Shakespeare's play, As You Like It, and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in Macbeth?
- ... that pillow fighting is a violent trend among the world's pillow population, and must be stopped?
- ... that BET is dedicated to bringing quality entertainment to the masses? (Pictured)
- ... that The Root of All Evil is fishsticks?
- ... that nobody asked?
- ... that Alaska is a mooseocracy, in which citizens select a moose to lead them?
- ... that Liechtenstein is completely pointless?
- ... that back in my day, we didn't have no fancy Did you know sections on our wikis? We had to get all of our factoids from the library, like decent folk! And after we walked there barefoot across three counties 'cause bicycles hadn't been invented yet, we had to teach ourselves how to read the books - none of that fancy free-contents education you kids're all on about...
- ... that the Rorschach inkblots all look kinda like my Aunt Gladys giving head to Satan?
- ... that someone reading Uncyclopedia has an erection right now, even though we barely have pornographic content?
- ... that BET is dedicated to bringing quality entertainment to the masses? (Pictured)
- ... that while Pong! the Movie followed suit with the wildly popular video game genre, such as The Super Mario Bros. movie and Resident Evil, it did not play out as well in the box offices?
- ... that a Pie Chart is the most delicious way of visually conveying information?
- ... that half of all American schoolchildren graduate in the bottom 50% of their class?
- ... that your car is rolling down the driveway right now?
- ... that there is no consensus among experts on vice presidential history that Al Gore exists?
- ... that the first use of "LOL" is in Shakespeare's play, As You Like It, and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in Macbeth?
- ... that pillow fighting is a violent trend among the world's pillow population, and must be stopped?
- ... that BET is dedicated to bringing quality entertainment to the masses? (Pictured)
- ... that The Root of All Evil is fishsticks?
- ... that nobody asked?
- ... that Alaska is a mooseocracy, in which citizens select a moose to lead them?
- ... that Liechtenstein is completely pointless?
- ... that back in my day, we didn't have no fancy Did you know sections on our wikis? We had to get all of our factoids from the library, like decent folk! And after we walked there barefoot across three counties 'cause bicycles hadn't been invented yet, we had to teach ourselves how to read the books - none of that fancy free-contents education you kids're all on about...
- ... that the Rorschach inkblots all look kinda like my Aunt Gladys giving head to Satan?
- ... that someone reading Uncyclopedia has an erection right now, even though we barely have pornographic content?
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