Today's thing that needs to suffer
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| Asperger Syndrome (pronounced ASS-burger SIN-drome) is a semi-voluntary behavioural disorder in the guise of a more serious and involuntary neurodevelopmental disability. Statistically it affects an undue number of radio talk show hosts and Hollywood actors, though it has yet to be determined whether the behavior guides ultimate vocation, or whether the condition results from prolonged exposure to ego-stroking. Some theorists believe that the entire Japanese people suffer from Asperger's Syndrome because of their tendency to stay emotionally detached in all situations except seppuku. (more...)
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Aspies should all know...
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- ... that playing Dungeons & Dragons has caused many teenagers to loose their grip on reality? (Pictured)
- ... that the "special ingredient" for Wendy's chili is a closely guarded secret? (Pictured)
- ... that nobody asked?
- ... you're so fat, that if you don't stop, within a month you're gonna have a heart attack or stroke?
- ... that everything will become nostalgic due to everything being worse?
- ... that Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, the sister drug to Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination B, is very effective against Stupendous Tropical Meningitis?
- ... that Anonymous has written over 4,323,904,528 poems and 23,900,241 short stories, among a million other kinds of written word?
- ... that there is a pipe bomb placed in your mailbox?
- ... that Abraham Lincoln was an accomplished skateboarder?
- ... that playing Dungeons & Dragons has caused many teenagers to loose their grip on reality? (Pictured)
- ... that the "special ingredient" for Wendy's chili is a closely guarded secret? (Pictured)
- ... that nobody asked?
- ... you're so fat, that if you don't stop, within a month you're gonna have a heart attack or stroke?
- ... that everything will become nostalgic due to everything being worse?
- ... that Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, the sister drug to Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination B, is very effective against Stupendous Tropical Meningitis?
- ... that Anonymous has written over 4,323,904,528 poems and 23,900,241 short stories, among a million other kinds of written word?
- ... that there is a pipe bomb placed in your mailbox?
- ... that Abraham Lincoln was an accomplished skateboarder?
- ... that playing Dungeons & Dragons has caused many teenagers to loose their grip on reality? (Pictured)
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