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Today's thing that needs to suffer Asperger Syndrome (pronounced ASS-burger SIN-drome) is a semi-voluntary behavioural disorder in the guise of a more serious and involuntary neurodevelopmental disability. Statistically it affects an undue number of radio talk show hosts and Hollywood actors, though it has yet to be determined whether the behavior guides ultimate vocation, or whether the condition results from prolonged exposure to ego-stroking. Some theorists believe that the entire Japanese people suffer from Asperger's Syndrome because of their tendency to stay emotionally detached in all situations except seppuku. (more...) Aspies should all know... *...that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap! *... that Kitten Huffing is a popular, though controversial, alternative to street drugs such as skag and crank? ...that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap! *... that Kitten Huffing is a popular, though controversial, alternative to street drugs such as skag and crank? ...that you... you should have gone for my head? Oh Snap!	News to whine about One simply cannot piss until he scans this. Trump receives COVID vaccine despite supporters making their entire personalities being against it for years Starmer unveils new digital ID cards to help further monitor citizens' pornography intake (Pictured) BoJo and Co. politely ask Nigel Farage to stop lifting children Florida Man found guilty of attacking Trump "as an alligator", sent to Alligator Alcatraz Omaha man's order of salmon sliders indistinguishable from salmon burgers Charlie Kirk gets l+ratio'd during a speech in Utah Sheeranism officially legalised in Yankeeland Angela Rayner defects to Reform UK Hollow Knight: Silksong gets released; Steam crashes for the second time this year Some mega pop star and her football player boyfriend get engaged. Yaaay. NFL teams replace female cheerleaders with gay dudes Ongoing: The wait for GTA VI, Stranger Things 5 and Spaceballs 2 • Russia-Ukraine "peace talks" • ICE/Antifa clashes • Trump and Elon couples therapy • Jerry Jones screwing the Dallas Cowboys • Pregnant moms taking Tylenol to give their babies "autism powers" • Democrats and Republicans throwing hissy fits in D.C. Recent deaths: Terence Stamp • The Devil's Rejects Unrated 4K Director's Cut • Trump's pet sloth • Joe Burrow's toe • Robert Redford • Baltimore Ravens' morale • The U.S. Federal Government • Jane Goodall • The Yankees' World Series dreams • Diane Keaton • Gaza War (THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!) • Windows 10 Upcoming deaths: DEI • R. Kelly and Bryan Kohberger • Iran's nuclear program • Diddy's bank account • The flowers you bring Alan Bergman • Cowboys', Bengals' and Ravens' season • MSNBC • Lil Nas X • Donald Trump • Aforementioned Tylenol moms • Mark Butt-fumble's career and freedom On this day... October 14: National Hit an Annoying Person in the Head Day 1066 - William the Conqueror punches an opposing soldier in the head at the Battle of Hastings. 1922 - A man is punched in the head after he uses the elevator to ride a single floor instead of taking the stairs opposite the elevators. 1999 - A PC spits a CD out of its CD-ROM drive, hitting Bill Gates in the head. This is the first confirmed instance of artificial intelligence. 2003 - George of the Jungle was captured by a nearby tree, which promptly clubbed him in the head. Apparently the tree was meditating when George's distracting collisions occurred. 2009 - Someone hits an annoying person with a stick 9 times. Future - <insert name here> is brutally hit over the head with clubs for being an Uncyclopedian.
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