Today's thing that needs to suffer
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| Asperger Syndrome (pronounced ASS-burger SIN-drome) is a semi-voluntary behavioural disorder in the guise of a more serious and involuntary neurodevelopmental disability. Statistically it affects an undue number of radio talk show hosts and Hollywood actors, though it has yet to be determined whether the behavior guides ultimate vocation, or whether the condition results from prolonged exposure to ego-stroking. Some theorists believe that the entire Japanese people suffer from Asperger's Syndrome because of their tendency to stay emotionally detached in all situations except seppuku. (more...)
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Aspies should all know...
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- ... that in a world where movie trailers are crucial to a film's success... one man will provide his voice in innumerable trailers?
- ... that Alaska is a mooseocracy, in which citizens select a moose to lead them?
- ... that oxygen is a highly addictive drug, with 100% of all users becoming addicted with their first hit?
- ... that a bomb shelter is the safest place to hide explosives?
- ... that goldfish are neither gold nor fish?
- ... that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory?
- ... that Anonymous has written over 4,323,904,528 poems and 23,900,241 short stories, among a million other kinds of written word?
- ... that while I have no idea what this means, all I know is that I just lost my life savings while some other guy just bought his fifth yacht? (Pictured)
- ... conjuction verb noun preposition article verb noun?
- ... that contrary to popular belief, she never actually sold seashells by the seashore?
- ... that Stan Lee originally conceived the X-Men as a group of post-op transgenders?
- ... that, despite the invention of the doorbell, knock-knock jokes have yet to be replaced by ding-dong jokes?
- ... that doody played a very important role in the development of quantum physics?
- ... that many diseases can be prevented by washing your hands before eating, after eating, during eating, and another couple of times just in case?
- ... that Osama bin Laden is actually alive and well and hiding in your closet?
 - ... that in a world where movie trailers are crucial to a film's success... one man will provide his voice in innumerable trailers?
- ... that Alaska is a mooseocracy, in which citizens select a moose to lead them?
- ... that oxygen is a highly addictive drug, with 100% of all users becoming addicted with their first hit?
- ... that a bomb shelter is the safest place to hide explosives?
- ... that goldfish are neither gold nor fish?
- ... that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory?
- ... that Anonymous has written over 4,323,904,528 poems and 23,900,241 short stories, among a million other kinds of written word?
- ... that while I have no idea what this means, all I know is that I just lost my life savings while some other guy just bought his fifth yacht? (Pictured)
- ... conjuction verb noun preposition article verb noun?
- ... that contrary to popular belief, she never actually sold seashells by the seashore?
- ... that Stan Lee originally conceived the X-Men as a group of post-op transgenders?
- ... that, despite the invention of the doorbell, knock-knock jokes have yet to be replaced by ding-dong jokes?
- ... that doody played a very important role in the development of quantum physics?
- ... that many diseases can be prevented by washing your hands before eating, after eating, during eating, and another couple of times just in case?
- ... that Osama bin Laden is actually alive and well and hiding in your closet?
- ... that in a world where movie trailers are crucial to a film's success... one man will provide his voice in innumerable trailers?
- ... that Alaska is a mooseocracy, in which citizens select a moose to lead them?
- ... that oxygen is a highly addictive drug, with 100% of all users becoming addicted with their first hit?
- ... that a bomb shelter is the safest place to hide explosives?
- ... that goldfish are neither gold nor fish?
- ... that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory?
- ... that Anonymous has written over 4,323,904,528 poems and 23,900,241 short stories, among a million other kinds of written word?
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