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| Asperger Syndrome (pronounced ASS-burger SIN-drome) is a semi-voluntary behavioural disorder in the guise of a more serious and involuntary neurodevelopmental disability. Statistically it affects an undue number of radio talk show hosts and Hollywood actors, though it has yet to be determined whether the behavior guides ultimate vocation, or whether the condition results from prolonged exposure to ego-stroking. Some theorists believe that the entire Japanese people suffer from Asperger's Syndrome because of their tendency to stay emotionally detached in all situations except seppuku. (more...)
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Aspies should all know...
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- ... that Joe Biden stepped in dog shit?
- ... that the brainrot is taking oveBRR BRR PATAPIM, IL MIO CAPPELO E PIENO DI SLIM! TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR! BOMBARDINO CROCODILO!
- ... that more people have been inside Paris Hilton, than in the Hilton in Paris?
- ... that dyslexic farmers wear catflaps on their heads?
- ... that the Kingfisher does not dine exclusively on kings, but also hunts queens, emperors, princes, dukes, viceroys and any other high-ranking members of the nobility?
- ... that those actually were the droids you were looking for?
- ... that people who "have their cake and eat it too" are 10 times more likely to die of obesity than people who only "have their cake"?
 - ... that women are more likely to have a vagina than men?
- ... that paper beats rock, but guns beat everything?
- ... that hitting your kids may be beneficial to their health, or at the very least amusing to you?
- ... that I like cats, but could never eat a whole one?
- ... that spambots suffer from constant self-doubt and low self esteem? They have feelings too you know.
- ... that neither cows nor foxes can run for governor in Wisconsin?
- ... that making a band usually involves frantically begging family and strangers to join?
 - ... that Joe Biden stepped in dog shit?
- ... that the brainrot is taking oveBRR BRR PATAPIM, IL MIO CAPPELO E PIENO DI SLIM! TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR! BOMBARDINO CROCODILO!
- ... that more people have been inside Paris Hilton, than in the Hilton in Paris?
- ... that dyslexic farmers wear catflaps on their heads?
- ... that the Kingfisher does not dine exclusively on kings, but also hunts queens, emperors, princes, dukes, viceroys and any other high-ranking members of the nobility?
- ... that those actually were the droids you were looking for?
- ... that people who "have their cake and eat it too" are 10 times more likely to die of obesity than people who only "have their cake"?
- ... that women are more likely to have a vagina than men?
- ... that paper beats rock, but guns beat everything?
- ... that hitting your kids may be beneficial to their health, or at the very least amusing to you?
- ... that I like cats, but could never eat a whole one?
- ... that spambots suffer from constant self-doubt and low self esteem? They have feelings too you know.
- ... that neither cows nor foxes can run for governor in Wisconsin?
- ... that making a band usually involves frantically begging family and strangers to join?
- ... that Joe Biden stepped in dog shit?
- ... that the brainrot is taking oveBRR BRR PATAPIM, IL MIO CAPPELO E PIENO DI SLIM! TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR! BOMBARDINO CROCODILO!
- ... that more people have been inside Paris Hilton, than in the Hilton in Paris?
- ... that dyslexic farmers wear catflaps on their heads?
- ... that the Kingfisher does not dine exclusively on kings, but also hunts queens, emperors, princes, dukes, viceroys and any other high-ranking members of the nobility?
- ... that those actually were the droids you were looking for?
- ... that people who "have their cake and eat it too" are 10 times more likely to die of obesity than people who only "have their cake"?
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