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Today's thing that needs to suffer Asperger Syndrome (pronounced ASS-burger SIN-drome) is a semi-voluntary behavioural disorder in the guise of a more serious and involuntary neurodevelopmental disability. Statistically it affects an undue number of radio talk show hosts and Hollywood actors, though it has yet to be determined whether the behavior guides ultimate vocation, or whether the condition results from prolonged exposure to ego-stroking. Some theorists believe that the entire Japanese people suffer from Asperger's Syndrome because of their tendency to stay emotionally detached in all situations except seppuku. (more...) Aspies should all know... *... that the sound of a kitten falling into a wood chipper is still more pleasant than listening to Kidz Bop? *... that if we lose cabin pressure, masks will drop from just above your head? I always get the Richard Nixon mask! ... that the sound of a kitten falling into a wood chipper is still more pleasant than listening to Kidz Bop? *... that if we lose cabin pressure, masks will drop from just above your head? I always get the Richard Nixon mask! ... that the sound of a kitten falling into a wood chipper is still more pleasant than listening to Kidz Bop?	News to whine about Trump pictured holding up his project in front of his friends. They're all delighted. Trump presents new science project to Cabinet (Pictured) Uncyclopedia introduces AI Age Guesser™, petition nears 100,000 signatures Trump fires Zakk Wylde Trump sends condolences to "Ozzie Nelson," "Paul Hogan," "Luigi Mangione" Epstein list predictions Starmer bans pornography nationwide Starmer to ban VPNs nationwide Ozzy Osbourne remembers Uncyclopedia Obama to Democrats: "toughen up, you fucking pussies!" Trump sends condolences to tough-guy actor "Mikey Madison" Clint Eastwood announces plans to live forever Ongoing: The wait for GTA VI, Silksong, Stranger Things 5, and Spaceballs 2 • Russian Invasion • Gaza War • Trump and Elon's feud.. make up.. no one knows anymore • Israel/Hamas and Russia/Ukraine "peace talks" • Rock drummer exodus (not to be confused with Tom Hunting or Zbigniew Fyk) • Chicago Bears winning the preseason • K-pop: the movie doing surprisingly well Recent deaths: Bill Cosby's TV son • Ozzy Osbourne • Chuck Mangione • Hulk Hogan • Resident Alien • Down syndrome • Tom Lehrer • The system • FUBAR • Cartoon Network/Adult Swim/Toonami on Comcast's basic cable package • Sydney Sweeney's new movie • Terence Stamp Upcoming deaths: DEI • R. Kelly • Iran's nuclear program • Oil prices • Diddy's bank account after incoming lawsuits • The asshats who spoiled Squid Game • MAGA • Joe Biden's credibility • The flowers you bring Alan Bergman • Bryan Kohberger, at the hands of his fellow inmates • Chicago Bears' regular season • MSNBC • ROBLOX On this day... August 22: Obvious Day (24-hour period to celebrate the recognition of things which are readily apparent) 1492 - First encounter between Native Americans and Europeans. "I think these guys are up to no good," the local shaman remarks after being promptly shot. 1717 - Spanish troops land on Sardinia. Having forgotten the can opener, they promptly leave. 1939 - The Third Reich and the Nazis continue their march across Europe. This is bad. 1940 - As the Germans invade Belgium, a local looks up from his waffles and remarks "This seems somehow familiar." 1945 - Nazis defeated. This is good. 1948 - Jewish state of Israel founded in the predominantly Arab Middle East. This will later cause problems. 1966 - Captain Obvious is born. Doctor proclaims, "It's a boy," because the child has a penis. 1973 - Brutal, murderous dictator Augusto Pinochet takes control over Chile. "I bet the CIA is helping this guy," says a random intellectual just before being abducted by a group of soldiers in black helicopters. 2012 - People actually acknowledge that the Titanic was in fact not unsinkable.
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