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RangerBoard
Becomming an edit-war and overall dick-fest. I've already banned one user for being a dick and other various editors seem bound and determined to be unfunny dicks. No-longer conforming to the Vanity Policies.
- Delete 15:20, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
- Delete --POJoe!TALKCONTRIBSF@H 15:25, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
- Trash it --Verizanni 18:11, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
- Maul - I went to the board and read a couple of pages. Then I cried. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP (Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!) 18:20, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
- I thought it was parody. Guess it wasn't. Flush. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 18:21, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
- Delete----OEJ 18:25, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
- Yank it -- Why don't people like these go to Encyclopaedia Dramatica instead? Senseless. --Some user 19:00, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
- Kill. ~ T. (talk) 19:12, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
- Comment I'm inclined to think that, with vanity pages like this that get a load of edits in a short amount of time, the vanity policies should have some non-moderation disclaimer. We don't like to have to mop up after fanboys and suchlike, so let's just let them battle it out without admin intervention (unless: 1. It results in vandalism to other pages, or 2. Someone seeks out admin help for obvious vandalism through the correct channels). Once the edits die down we can determine whether it meets the criteria for deletion. Less work for
everybodythe admins. --—rc (t) 23:47, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
- Yeah, agreed. If we delete and/or CVP it now, it'll just bleed into other articles. Best to keep it contained. --Algorithm (talk) 00:31, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
- Plus, we can laugh at their retardedness that way, too. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 02:45, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
- You wouldn't be laughing so hard if you actually read the real RangerBoard. I dares ya. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP (Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!) 14:57, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
- Part of the reason I dropped it here is that is that the idiocy has at least spread to one user-page. I noted that Keitei had deleted one of the contributer's pages (it had started empty) twice after inflamatory comments had been put in it. I deleted it once and banned the user who was editing both the user-page and the article in a dickish fashion. For noting in the vanity policies that we won't clean up vandalizm, but I worry that this is enabling the shittification of our website. 15:48, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
- Comment - Just so I'm not totally confused, this allowable vanity page is being considered for deletion because it's spilling over to other articles, not for any other reason? And pardon my ignorance, but doesn't that make it an admin-level decision to axe? It seems most voters (7 out of 9) want it killed whatever the reason, so it really comes down to whether they should be punished for violating a policy. I say punish 'em. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP (Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!) 17:12, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
- Part of the reason I dropped it here is that is that the idiocy has at least spread to one user-page. I noted that Keitei had deleted one of the contributer's pages (it had started empty) twice after inflamatory comments had been put in it. I deleted it once and banned the user who was editing both the user-page and the article in a dickish fashion. For noting in the vanity policies that we won't clean up vandalizm, but I worry that this is enabling the shittification of our website. 15:48, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
- Yes. The spillage of crap into user-page space, and the ever-popular "Has a Gaping vagina, loose from being Fisted By Kyl416" sort of content in the user-list is what spurned me into VFDing this. We're not supposed to be a platform for dickheads to scream from after being banned from other boards for shit like this. I don't know aboue everyone else, but the more I see stuff like this, the more I'd love to stick it away in a corner somewhere, out of sight. As I posted at the Uncyclopedia:Village Dump. 18:41, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
- You wouldn't be laughing so hard if you actually read the real RangerBoard. I dares ya. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP (Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!) 14:57, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
- Plus, we can laugh at their retardedness that way, too. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 02:45, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
- Yeah, agreed. If we delete and/or CVP it now, it'll just bleed into other articles. Best to keep it contained. --Algorithm (talk) 00:31, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
- This may be off the subject, but Kill this miserable shit. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 20:24, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
- I'm confused just like Weasel the wild. If it's about quality then I suggest following KIY inspiring comment. If it is about punishment: same.
Jin
Vanity. I think. I don't know. Keep it if anyone gets the joke, but otherwise delete. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 05:11, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- The Guillotine is His Majesty's recommendation as to the appropriate sentencing for this defilement.
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great05:13, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
Incomplete_article
- Has been done too many times. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 05:05, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Huff not creative enough to justify its existence. --SirNuke 05:07, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- "to the Guillotine!" shouts His Royal Majesty, "for the crime of a heinously uncreative premise."
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great05:17, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
Dvorak
- The page was NRV'd, then reverted sans improvement. I'm feeling merciful. Delete. --Algorithm (talk) 04:29, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Even if translated from Dvorak, the article sucks. omaodfv (meaning SMASHY.) --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 04:32, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- It was, you know, funny when translated, it'd be worth the effort. But the translation isn't only not funny, but mispelled. And even factual. Delete. --Theme Music C 04:53, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
Template:GreatestMen
- Please delete this unfunny clutter creating vanity random template. The article is fine, but this template and one users very random ideas shouldn't have to contaminate so many pages...--Claudius Prime 21:00, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
- Delete. Mix of legit, random and vanity. ~ T. (talk) 22:02, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
- The Guillotine is His Majesty's recommendation as to the appropriate sentencing for this defilement.
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great00:56, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Keep. Delete the vanity ones and keep the notables. If its kept with a reasonable amount of names it doesn't harm. I had it on two of my articles and I don't think it contaminated them. Also take the category back and merge the article with it.--Rataube 01:36, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Delete - Sorry Rataube, but 90% of all templates are bad, and as long as Cecil's on it I can't support keeping this. At least the presence of Paul Wall proves it isn't trying to be serious... c • > • cunwapquc? 01:40, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Comment: Mmmm, I would remove those two to please u, but WTH, it's going to be killed either way.--Rataube 02:00, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
Fake
- Sweep away. - Sikon 17:37, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
- QVFD. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:57, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
- QVFD is durn right. --Some user 01:42, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
Serious Cybernetics Corporation
- Make it an unpage. - Sikon 16:18, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
- Delete - c • > • cunwapquc? 01:41, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
Huff raid
- A penis joke, some dull chat with some drug references, and a link to their website http://www.huffraid.com --Winston 15:11, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
- Redirect to Obsessive-compulsive deletion, Special:Log/delete or Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD. - Sikon 16:01, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
- "to the Guillotine!" shouts His Royal Majesty, "for the crime of listing."
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great16:12, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
- QVFD. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:58, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
- Keep. It's funny, you just don't get it. Try actually huffing Raid (you know, the bug killer stuff) and see what happens if you don't get the jokes about it curing alcoholism, making you smarter, or curing AIDS. It's true, after huffing Raid, you can't drink booze, say stupid stuff, or die of AIDS. Also, go to www.totse.com and go to the BBS. "Huff Raid" is one of the many popular sayings there, and it's the only one that's actually funny. Maybe this should be put in the "Inside Jokes" category? --64.12.116.203 20:02, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
- Or maybe it should be turned into a pancake. Smashy. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 20:10, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
Deleted --Spin 21:35, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
The Brises revolt I
- Almost QVFD'd it, and then I realized this was subject to the anti fictional universe clause, and as such it probably deserved voting. Anyway, it sucks. Delete. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 13:19, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
- WTF?! It could be that I haven't had enough coffee yet this morning, but this is incomprehensible. I I can understand some stuff that's way out there. Guillotine.
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great14:19, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
- Rewrite? Could it be turned into a battle to the death between newborn Jewish males and their parents fighting for dominion over the infants foreskins? At least that makes sense. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:24, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
- Maul - Although I wouldn't mind seeing a "crazy" template slapped on it. It is truly incomprehensible. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP (Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!) 16:08, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
Orphaned "Zed" Pages
Zed/F/computers Zed/F/door Zed/F/scalpel Zed/F/self Zed/S/blood Zed/S/computers Zed/S/door Zed/blood Zed/c/blood Zed/c/door Zed/c/scalpel Zed/cf/door Zed/cf/scalpel Zed/computers Zed/cs/blood Zed/cs/door Zed/door Zed/fc/door Zed/fc/scalpel Zed/fcs/Listen Zed/fcs/door Zed/fcs/listen Zed/fcs/self Zed/fs/computers Zed/fs/door Zed/scalpel Zed/self
- They look like pages from a Zork-like game, but they are orphaned. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 09:42, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
Kill 'em all. His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great14:21, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
- I origionally created them to be a "build your own" zork-like game revolving around zombies. Since the origional page is deleted and I dont have the time to update it anymore, I could care less if they get tossed to the fire. --DrMoroe
Www.rathergood.com/The_Mighty_Mzungu
Seems like a copy vio. Mainly because it says "© 2005 7 Seconds of Love". ---Rev. Isra (talk) 23:11, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Delete. I love the song, and have it on my iPod, but it still needs to go bye-bye. --POJoe!TALKCONTRIBSF@H 02:06, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
- Delete. Hey, we got rid of "Moogawooga"... --Some user 02:13, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
- Kill. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 13:19, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
- The Guillotine is His Majesty's recommendation as to the appropriate sentencing for this defilement.
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great14:23, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
Yonderstock
Seems like it is factual and an ad. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 23:06, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Maul - The funny seems to have been forgotten here. And negative points for dragging Ween into it. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP (Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!) 12:11, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
- The Guillotine is His Majesty's recommendation as to the appropriate sentencing for this defilement.
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great14:39, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
Tribble
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great22:00, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
NRVed and if the author removes the NRV tag in the wrong way, report them to Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol --Sir gwax (talk) 21:17, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
Sir James Dyson and Dyson
James Dyson is a vacuum inventor. I'm trying to figure out if these are vanity or not, but either way, they suck and have little to do with Wikipedia:James Dyson.
- Delete --Keithhackworth MUN 17:03, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Kill --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:21, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Smashy. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 18:20, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Nothing makes me happier than guillotining twins. Send them both to the Halifax Hacker..
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great18:30, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Crap! and I didn't get to say nothing sucks like James Dyson!. Pooh... Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:28, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
Joey from Friends
Like the television show, content is lacking, jokes are lame. Unlike the TV show there isn't Jennifer Coolidge to redeem even 20 seconds of airtime. Huff it. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:55, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Smashy doesn't even come close to how much I want this article destroyed. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 16:39, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Kill --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:21, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Maul - Why do so many authors of VFD-quality articles sign their names to the article? — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP (Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!) 12:03, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
Lou_Rawls
The content is semi-amusing, even if not original, but it has basically nothing to do with Wikipedia:Lou Rawls. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 10:39, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Smashy. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 16:36, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Kill --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:21, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Squash it "You'll never find (ding, ding, diddling) an article so unfine..."Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:32, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
- Keep, but rewrite. I got a chuckle out of it, because I can tell it was written by a SEAL or a relative of one, but it needs some reorganization. --POJoe!TALKCONTRIBSF@H 02:04, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
- Delete. As much as I respect Navy SEALs, this isn't America, and it isn't about Lou Rawls either. -- c • > • cunwapquc? - 02:16, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
PoPoLoCrois
This RPG article seems lame, but I have never played it, so maybe it is secretly funny. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 08:18, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Delete. ~ T. (talk) 08:28, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- I don't get it. Smashy. ~ —Hinoa KUN (talk) 16:35, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Me either. huff --Keithhackworth MUN 17:07, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Kill --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:21, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- The Guillotine is His Majesty's recommendation as to the appropriate sentencing for this defilement.
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great18:18, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
Silkroad_Online
This RPG article seems lame, but I have never played it, so maybe it is secretly funny. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 08:14, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Delete. ~ T. (talk) 08:28, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Smashy. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 16:36, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Kill --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:21, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- BALEETED: I played it briefly and this is just a bitching fanboy. --Sir gwax (talk) 19:45, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
Ilya Gulayev - person of a year
- huff Vanity? --Splaka 07:05, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Delete. No en.wp, and a non-entity by Google, even by alternate spelling (Ilya Gulyaev). ~ T. (talk) 08:26, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- No, It's non-notable. So delete it.--Jtaylor1 08:27, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
* there is real person with such name... Unsigned = disregarded --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:09, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Search in Google in Russian language (Илья Гуляев) finds a mentioning of this person in the page of Kalinin nuclear station. According to it, Ilya Gulayev is a student. --Comrade Che 14:07, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- QVFD this vanity. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:09, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
Leagueunlimited
I am clearing out my list of possible vanity articles tonight. Sorry. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 05:29, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Delete. ~ T. (talk) 08:30, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Kill --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:21, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- "to the Guillotine!" shouts His Royal Majesty, "for the crime of sinful vanity."
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great18:21, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
Some Dude From Poland
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great03:03, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Delete Boring vanity - like.-- Swami A. Suresh 03:32, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- QVFD --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:21, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
Kwyjibo
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great02:21, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Word of the Day. Very Reluctant Keep. I'm going to cry now. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 02:32, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Simpsons reference #43876. Delete. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:11, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
Insulin
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great02:05, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- It's under construction, and it's supposed to be part of a drugs article. Keep. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 02:31, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Keep due to construction work.-- Swami A. Suresh 03:18, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Keep. it's under construction, and he seemed pretty adamant about it being good. Or, at least moderately mediocre. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:20, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Kept. Under Construction. Also, I requested the article. =] --KATIE!! 18:22, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
Books
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great02:09, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- SMASHY!!! --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 02:34, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Kill --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:21, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Maul - Weak, weak, weak. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP (Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!) 12:08, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
REDIRECTED --Sir gwax (talk) 21:11, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
Making up Thomas Jefferson quotes
- Delete - I can't do anything with this one; IMHO there was precious little potential here to begin with, and jokes about sex with slave girls are just not my thing. I'm moving the teensy amount of worthwhile content into Thomas Jefferson, and would like to reduce the number of quotes pages (at least temporarily) in hopes of making Gwax happier, since he truly deserves more happiness. - c • > • cunwapquc? - 01:45, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Comment: Wow, coming from u, probably the biggest "made up quotes" maker, Gwax should take this as a love declaration.--Rataube 02:03, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
Discussion move to Village Dump. --Sir gwax (talk) 19:41, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
Making up Star Trek quotes
- Delete - It's just my opinion, but Star Trek is to humor what Michael J. Fox is to Elvis Presley. Trim down. - c • > • cunwapquc? - 01:45, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- weak keep. His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great02:25, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- I'm going to piss some people off, but here goes... I don't know about you, but I'm sick of seeing 'Making up _____ quotes' articles. A quick search brings up:
Making up Sun-Tzu quotes Making up God quotes Making up Cthulhu quotes Making up Family Guy quotes Making up Matrix quotes Making up Anonymous quotes Making up February 3rd quotes Making up Oscar Wilde quotes Making up Winston Churchill quotes Making up Christopher Walken quotes Making up Mark Twain Quotes Making up Noel Coward quotes Making up Star Trek quotes Making up Thomas Jefferson Quotes Making up Arthur C. Clarke quotes Making up Benjamin Franklin quotes Making up Albert Einstein quotes Making Up Oscar Wilde quotes for Dummies Making up Noel Coward quotes Making up Albert Einstein quotes
With the exception of Oscar Wilde (because it uses a special template), Delete em all! --Keithhackworth MUN 17:20, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
DISCUSSION MOVED TO VILLAGE DUMP --Sir gwax (talk) 19:39, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
End of the world
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great23:24, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
- Ambiguous. On the one hand, I depsise lists. On the other, it's short and funny. I dunno what to do... --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 23:55, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
- Points for mentioning Trigun, but not enough Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy references. Axeplode it --Toloran 01:36, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
- Not funny enough. Retire it. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:59, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
- Comment - Might I suggest a redirect to the slightly more amusing The end of the world? — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP (Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!) 12:06, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
REDIRECTED --Sir gwax (talk) 21:10, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
Mulleteers
- After spending a few minuntes trying to clean this one up, I decided it should probably redirect to Muleteers --Keithhackworth MUN 17:18, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
- Suggestion - Since I'm a stickler for "speling" why not transfer the content of muleteers (which occurs when mules get sad) and redirect muleteers to mulleteers? Did that make any sense? MORE COFFEE RARRRRRRRR — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP (Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!) 17:36, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
- Why did't I think of that? --Keithhackworth MUN 16:24, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
- Weak keep could become a real boy someday.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:56, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
- The Guillotine is His Majesty's recommendation as to the appropriate sentencing for this defilement.
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great23:26, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
- Delete.--Winston 14:58, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
- Keep and rewrite this would be very funny if it was reworked as an article for the Mickey Mulleteers, and connected to Mickey Mullet himself. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:18, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
NRVed for rewrite: Yeah, that would be very funny; so here's what we're going to do, it'll be NRVed and if someone rewrites it before the NRV expires, it should be put up for VFD again. If no one rewrites it, it'll die. --Sir gwax (talk) 19:19, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
India
- Delete like crazy. Stupid piece of crap, even the original Thomas Cunningham was funnier. I feel offended, and this shouldn't offend at all. The Orson Welles quotation makes it even worse. Delete it immediately. Thistheman 23:24, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
- Smashy. Boring, besides. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 00:40, 13 February 2006 (UTC) (See below)
- Maul - Worse than the East India Company. As, like, the real East India Company, not the Uncyclopedia article about it. If we have one. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP (Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!) 12:36, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
- Bomb. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 14:21, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
- Keep. keep, keep. And read through properly.there is a lot of work to do, but no need to finish it of.I will patronage it! -- Swami A. Suresh 14:39, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
- Weak Keep. I think it's crap, but if Suresh wants to patronage he deserves the chance. He succesfully brought Beatification back to business.--Rataube 16:15, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
- Comment - This is now as messy as a prawn vindaloo, but I guess it's being worked on. Vote withdrawn, but put a WIP or construction template up. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP (Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!) 17:56, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
- Comment - All right, Suresh, send it back to the kitchen for a recook. But I hope it comes back more palatable. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 20:10, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
- Thank's for the confidence. I started of with a garam masala lassi to make the flat murgh pulau a bit more spicy. -- Swami A. Suresh 22:49, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
- A garam masala lassi? Huglaglhlaghl!!! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 15:08, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
"Imporvise" Must be improvised by refering to Indians getting all the jobs, being super smart nerds, everyone having a cell phone and Information Technology
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great16:15, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
Information I have added and rewritten enough material to dare to remove the VFD-sign. And more is coming. Rubbish remains at the and and will gradually be removed -- Swami A. Suresh 02:47, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- KEPT: Suresh's work is sufficient to warrant removing it from VFD. (In the future, Suresh, you should make your note at the end, and leave the removal of the VFD tag to an admin so nobody gets the wrong idea about your actions.) --Sir gwax (talk) 19:05, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
Al Qaeda Initiation Rights
- Delete --Boy Toy bitch at me 22:33, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
- Weak Keep. Mostly because there's a link to my article. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:41, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
- Keep, not only because I hate you and hope you choke on your own spit for flooding VFD, but also because it has potential. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 23:48, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
- Keep. Tough call, though... It probably just needs a decent photo? --Some user 00:11, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
- DELETE - ARRGGGH — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP (Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!) 13:41, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
- Keep. (Added photo) Abbot Vesuvius 13:06 12 February 2006 (EST)
- Huff That photo sucks and just makes it worse! -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Paddington D. Shufflebotham 00:36, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
- You're right. Added different photo. - Abbot Vesuvius21:09 12 February 2006 (EST)
- Added still another photo, grammar/spelling/format fixes, and an additional paragraph. c • > • cunwapquc? 03:32, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
- Comment - Shouldn't it be "Rites?" :/ --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 20:14, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
- Yes, but if anyone decides to move it, be sure to clear the reference to the misspelling towards the end of the article. --Some user 02:22, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
- Keep after Some User added the pic - that's FUNNY!!! --Keithhackworth MUN 16:37, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
- Keep I fixed the title and removed the reference to that misspelling. --Spin 03:50, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
- Keep. But Hinoa and Acid, your hate is silly, u should be ashamed.--Rataube 12:55, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
- Delete. This is as funny and inventive as anything about Michael Jackson.--Winston 15:00, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
- Strong Keep. This is actually quite good with the pics.--<<>> 22:17, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
KEPT --Sir gwax (talk) 21:05, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
Tachyon
- Delete --Boy Toy bitch at me 22:33, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
- Delete. NERD!!! t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:43, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
- Weak Keep. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 23:44, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
- Strong Keep. Tachyons are perfectly good physics article material.----OEJ 23:47, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
- Keep: good start to an article about tachyons. --Sir gwax (talk) 21:04, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
- peeK: .gnitseretni gnihtemos ot depoleved eb nac sihT-- Swami A. Suresh 03:12, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
Kept: Not the best article, but definitely not huff-worthy. --Sir gwax (talk) 19:10, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
Hayden Christensen
- The only thing funny about this article is the line about George Lucas as God. Consuelos 23:53, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
Osiris
Deleted. ~ T. (talk) 16:26, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- "to the Guillotine!" shouts His Royal Majesty, "for the crime of resurrection of a worthless article already once beheaded into one equally terrible."
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great06:15, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
- QVFD --Some user 19:27, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
- Notice how the Steve "Fucking Kill™" Ballmer quote takes up one-quarter of the article itself. Smash it with a HAMMMER. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 19:32, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
- Kill it - Pages without pretty pictures are generally worthless. Learn how to use photoshop (or at least, mspaint). --Big Brother 1984 10:56, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
- I can only say this to this lame article: Crush it. --Verizanni 02:06, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Slap it upside the head. Then delete it. Consuelos 02:20, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Once again, why bother voting? I'm throwing this on QVFD right now. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 14:43, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
Inifinite
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great06:13, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
- QVFD, and/or move to Undictionary. --Some user 19:24, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
- I've thrown this on QVFD, as it's utter shit and misspelled! (why it's still here, I have no clue.) --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:48, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Smashy. Slightly too factual for my taste. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 18:56, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
Microsoft Windows
Redirected as Winston suggested. ~ T. (talk) 16:40, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Less funny than Windows (although that article is far from VFH quality either), short, and a merge doesn't seem possible. Delete or Redirect to Windows. - Sikon 05:41, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
- I agree... Redirect --Some user 19:28, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
- Copy the content from Windows to the Microsoft Windows name then use Windows as the Redirect point. Also, save the M$ Windows logo from the bad article.--Winston 21:30, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
- Redirect via Winston's method. His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great08:29, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
- Merge I thought it was OK --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 04:49, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
CEO
* Delete - too short and possibly slander.--Jtaylor1 22:43, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
- Keep - c • > • cunwapquc? 01:42, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
- From my extremely limited legal experience, there is nothing legally wrong with this. It doesn't specifiy any specific companies or CEOs so it is perfectly Kosher. As long as it doesn't mention any specific CEOs or companies, all it needs is to be expanded --Toloran 03:02, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
- Keep and expand.--Winston 21:31, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
- Keep but I'd like to see images that work with article; the current ones are pretty incongruent with the topic. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:51, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
- Keep and Rewrite. His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great08:30, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
- Keep It is so look-a-like! -- Swami A. Suresh 13:35, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
Keep. That's sharp. Consuelos 02:15, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
Whimsy
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great14:47, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
- COMMENT: I attempted a rewrite - at least there is somewhat more of a train of thought.
- Maul - Whimsy or no whimsy, I don't feel whimsical about streams of consicousness that go nowhere. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP (Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!) 15:57, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
Post-rewrite:
Well, it's a keeper now, surely? Interesting, though... I would have cast it as some sort of deadly disease, spreading through the populace, destroying everything in its path, etc. But I guess I've never been an especially whimsical guy. c • > • cunwapquc? 01:40, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
- Looks fine to me, keep --Toloran 02:58, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
- Okay, I think Pretty did a good job with it. Keep.
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great08:36, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
- Keep - But it is a bit long. Shorter would be better. --Big Brother 1984 11:02, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
KEPT --Sir gwax (talk) 12:52, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
Adam
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great14:38, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
- Comment: Well, it ain't that good, but it's part of the Protector of the British Isles series, and after re-doing Boudica, I suspect a lot of the other Protectors need some serious re-writes before we consider destroying them. And I'm not even British. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP (Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!) 16:01, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
NRVed --Sir gwax (talk) 12:53, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
420chan
- Guillotine. It appears to be a part of a series of many pages of similar topic, most of which seem to have already been nuked. Also, it refers to another site, and is what I would consider to be vanity.
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great02:49, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- just to clarify, I meant the existing page of 1chan, along with many suspicious red link names. I am not including 4chan in the same group as these. Simulacrum Caputosis 03:01, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- Kill --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:21, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
- MAUL!!! Jumping Jehosaphat, this is pointless. In a bad way. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP (Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!) 15:51, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
- Merge - Must be additional information of 4chan--Jtaylor1 22:34, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
- Cancerous! Must be Deleted for the common good. Whatever that may be. --Toloran 02:56, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
- I'm allergic--to bad articles. Impale this article. --Verizanni 07:15, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
Kittyslasher
Slashed. ~ T. (talk) 16:22, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Delete. This might be the worst article on the entire site. Tom Veil 21:52, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
- Delete, All the links go back to somones blog Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:46, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
- What a load of cock. Obliterate It, and fast Karma Llama 01:35, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
- Delete--Spin 01:45, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
- The Guillotine is His Majesty's recommendation as to the appropriate sentencing for this defilement.
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great
- Get rid of it and make sure you flush twice to get rid of Kittyslasher Entertainment too.--Count of Monkey Crisco 16:18, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
- Please, please, please delete. --Some user 17:46, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
- Delete this awful unfunny self-promotional vanity. --DW III 01:13, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Kill as quickly as humanly possible. Consuelos 02:21, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Maul Wow. This is one of the worst articles I've ever seen. — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP (Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!) 11:30, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Why in the name of the Outer Gods are we even voting on these worthless NNP vanity pages? This festering piece of goat shit, and all others like it, should have been QVFD fodder the minute they were detected. But, since we're all here and we've got the punch & cookies, I might as well vote to FUCKING BLOW IT STRAIGHT TO THE SEVENTH RING OF DANTE'S HELL. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 14:41, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
DoomPod
- Kill - Lame. Just lame. --JerryLewisOverdrive 16:09, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
Never
Kept. ~ T. (talk) 16:24, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great06:26, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
- Keep, or find an equally appropriate home for image:Wereallperverts.gif. --Some user 19:23, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
- Keep and improve. This is better than much around here.--Winston 21:01, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
- Keep made me giggle; could use some help. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:48, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
- Keep --Spin 01:48, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
- Keep - I dig the picture. --Big Brother 1984 10:58, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
Keep and improve. Nice to see some new material that isn't the work of retarded howler monkeys. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 14:54, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
Torchie
The references to forums, chatrooms and alternate nicks make me think this is slandity. But if anyone thinks otherwise it shall be spared. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 07:49, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
- "The sentence of the GUILLOTINE shall be handed to this heretic whose blasphemy, slander, and self-worship tarnishes the pristine face of our great empire."
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great08:25, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
- I choose you (for deletion)--Count of Monkey Crisco 16:10, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
- Huff--The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 14:36, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
Lexicon, 7-year-old with no front teeth, THE GREAT CON QUESO, & THE ETERNAL CREATIONS OF THE LEXICON
Agreed. ~ T. (talk) 16:19, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Delete all 4; all from the same user; unfunny & no relevance to anything except themselves. --DW III 03:30, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
- "to the Guillotine!" shouts His Royal Majesty, "for the crime pointless reliance on self-link and general stupidity."
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great
- Delete all four. - Amazing. --Some user 17:40, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
- Slice 'em all. Absolutely astonishing. I think this person is in fact seven years himself. Consuelos 02:12, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
Al Franken's thick, meaty penis
- Amputated. ~ T. (talk) 06:39, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- This sure is an article nobody at all asked for. emasculate it --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:57, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
- Castrate. --Some user 17:35, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
- SMASHY!!! --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 23:45, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
- Keep. It made me chuckle. --DeathByPie 07:43, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
- Delete. The jokes have that moronic, middle-school quality -- the stupidity that knows no shame. Or wit. ----OEJ 00:49, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Detonate. --Verizanni 02:02, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
Doitzel
Suspected vanity. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 23:38, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great00:48, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Allowable vanity? According to whom? This NNP crap bucket deserves Death. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 14:32, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Not even finished, not funny, vanity, sucks axe... the list goes on and on why it should be deleted. SMASHY. -—Hinoa KUN (talk) 18:58, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- You suspect that it is vanity? Delete Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 23:30, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
Comics journal
Deleted. ~ T. (talk) 16:17, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Complete crap, hasn't been edited since August of 05. Delete.--SirNuke 21:58, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great00:48, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Delete - Does this violate the Vanity Policy? --Some user 02:41, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
- Smashy. !funny —Hinoa KUN (talk) 06:16, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
- Make it burn. --DeathByPie 07:40, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
- QVFD this crap. It doesn't deserve a trial. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 14:31, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
Third kingdom
Deleted. ~ T. (talk) 06:31, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Destroy This article isn't funny and is way inappropriate. Preview of wrongness: National Socialist Jewish Worker's Party --Fly1393 20:31, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
- Delete c • > • cunwapquc? 02:40, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
- Smashy ——Hinoa KUN (talk) 06:16, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
- Murder. --DeathByPie 07:40, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
- Die. --Andrusi 18:55, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
- "to the Guillotine!" shouts His Royal Majesty, "for the crime of containing seemingly ernestly foul political agendas not to the benefit of Uncyclopedia. It is a poor attempt at humor, if there is any attempt within it to be mentioned."
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great00:54, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
West Korea
Pointless. Anything of any redeeming value in this article should be merged into South Korea.--Ryoske 05:19, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
Mr._Povlish
- Me thinks it is awesome! KEEP --User:Looktheresjay
- Maul - It's strange. Because of this article, I mildly dislike the writer and Mr. Povlish. He thinks he's so smart! — 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP (Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!) 11:25, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Keep it I think its awesome due to the fact, number one, the writer is the man, and number two, who really does like Povlish. User:Omg its ru
- Warning! Sockpuppet alert! Maybe not, but this piece of shit needs to be huffed. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 14:28, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Feed it to the ferral cats Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:00, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Why, what I have done? HISSSSS it. Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 23:28, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
bubble gum
SimulacrumCaputosisTheGreat*moan* F@H MUN CM NS 03:06, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
Glenroyal
Not funny, no sense, lacking content, I could on but why put more effort into this VfD than the creator of the article put into the article itself. Kill it! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:59, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- I concur. Slay this troll. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 16:02, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- I'm going to need a bigger hammer for this one. SMASHY! --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 18:46, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Huff it. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 22:13, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Delete And I thought it would be a brand of scotch. Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 23:26, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- QVFD? c • > • cunwapquc? 00:07, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
Agent ONE
- Not funny. I would have QVFD'd it, but it looks like the author put a bit of time into it. Doesn't stop it from sucking, though. Smash it with a hammer. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 19:32, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- ...or a sysop can just huff it on sight. Never mind! --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 19:33, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- I love it when that happens! Oh, to have my own HuffMaster 9000... --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 19:35, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- ...or a sysop can just huff it on sight. Never mind! --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 19:33, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
Windows QWERTY
- Continuing the crappy Windows puns purge. - Sikon 17:14, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
Explain to me what a DRM is, and I might change my vote from smashy to weak smashy. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 18:41, 21 February 2006 (UTC)See below:- DRM stands for "digital restrictions management", although some people say the R is for "rights". - Sikon 18:42, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Ugh, just kill it. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:44, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Delete. What is next, Windows Dvorak? [1] Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 23:23, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
Dr.Evil
- Delete Not original at all, from the Austin Powers movies.--Jojo 21:59, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
Adam
- Keep Smacked it round some to knock of the ugly, no longer merits NRV (IMHO). --Bloodrage 21:03, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
KEPT --Sir gwax (talk) 23:28, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
Jessica Alba's Ass
- Non-notable ass. Smashy. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 19:18, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
- Burn. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 20:09, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
- Delete--SirNuke 20:30, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
Quantum Replay Man
- Delorted. Wasn't even worth placing here.
Random_fights
I just don't like it. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 11:09, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
- This page begs for attention, so lets delete it! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:02, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
- Guillotine this pile of blasphemy on charges of suspected vanity.
- Randomly Delete. Then randomly cockpunch the random author. Randomly. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:14, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
- Delete - would have been funny, but the stupid got in the way. --Iritscen 18:08, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
- Failed to live up to my expectations. Smashy. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 19:21, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
- Stupid and pointless, no one really cares about "word fights". Delete --Sweatingjojo 21:55, 23 February 2006
Fsck
- Stating the exact opposite of the truth isn't funny. - Sikon 05:20, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
- That's not opposite - opposite would be a command that would break your harddrive. Surely we can come up with a better article for fsck. Perhaps a combination of freaking and sick in the same word. Did you see that article? It's fsck! Rewrite --Keithhackworth MUN 12:38, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
- "A command that would break your harddrive" is the truth, not the opposite. - Sikon 15:32, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
- just Guillotine it already!--SimulacrumCaputosisTheGreat*moan* F@H MUN CM NS 16:45, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
- Fsck it. Delete. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:16, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
- Delete Its dumb and the opposite of reality.--Jojo 22:11, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
Stickognoza
- No opinion This page was deleted because it was thought that the author blanked it himself, but he didn't. He pointed it out on IRC so I restored it, rolled back to his last edit and put it here for a vote. --—rc (t) 22:17, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
- The Guillotine is His Majesty's recommendation as to the appropriate sentencing for this defilement.
- Delete, and I hope Simulacrum doesn't mind my fixing the spelling on his "guillotine" template. --Some user 01:39, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
Why delete it, if this is the case? Signatures, people. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:18, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
- Yawn. Delete. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:18, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
OH SNAP
OH CRAP. NRV'd, but VFDing it here to prevent it from spreading. - Sikon 18:56, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
- despite the fact that it seems deleted, I vote delete anyway. OH SNAP! --Roger The Bum Full sig! CLICK HERE!!!!!!!! 20:15, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
After the Matrix
What in the world???
- Delete --Keithhackworth MUN 15:52, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
- (0_o)... umm... yeah. I think someone was trying a bit too hard for the Bat Fuck Insane template. Delete. (But man, does this give me ideas!) --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 15:56, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
- Disconnect from the Matrix. - Sikon 16:03, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
- Error. Database is down due to someone smashing it with a hammer. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 17:28, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
- The Guillotine is His Majesty's recommendation as to the appropriate sentencing for this defilement. SimulacrumCaputosisTheGreat*moan* F@H MUN CM NS 17:32, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
Gabba
I really don't get this one. I could be wrong, but I think this needs to go. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:09, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Yeah, I think you may be right. Anyway, it's not funny. Delete. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 16:17, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Smashy, like what I do to every other kind of techno not-music. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 18:43, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Delete Even after two gin martinis, it doesn't make sense.Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 23:25, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Delete. Yeah, when I saw the title I thought, "Hey! Ramones-related!" But I was bitterly disappointed. --Some user 00:06, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
- Keep: The sad thing is that the article is pretty spot on as to what Gabba (or Gabber) really is. --Sir gwax (talk) 13:17, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
- The Guillotine is His Majesty's recommendation as to the appropriate sentencing for this defilement. If it's right on, then it's too close to truth. My vote, however, is based on the fact that the article has little/no content. --SimulacrumCaputosisTheGreat*moan* F@H MUN CM NS 17:29, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
Gravity
*As it stands now, I say Guillotine, but it does show potential. If somone can improve it, I shall rescind my vote.
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great00:40, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Keep. Jeez, it's really kind of a fundamental article I think. And a lot of people have worked on it...despite its oddly disjointed structure. Or maybe that's the reason it's a bit odd. Lemme give it a little screw-tightening and see how it looks?----OEJ 00:55, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Okay, Keep now. I like it a whole lot better.
SimulacrumCaputosisTheGreat*moan* F@H MUN CM NS 03:06, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- I hope the many other authors aren't upset by the heavyhanded editing. I aimed for internal consistency and some level of realism in the physics, and so ended up cutting some ideas. Sorry about that.----OEJ 20:55, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Keep in orbit. All Yeah, non against? --213.204.132.1 04:02, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
KEPT --Sir gwax (talk) 23:32, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
New Year's Eve
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great00:40, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Keep. I added some formatting and expanded it a little, It would hardly have been difficult to add the formatting yourself. --Chris0132 01:48, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Sorry, still not up to code. Delete. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 14:30, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- In this case, auld acquantances should be forgot. Smashy with the ball in Times Square. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 18:49, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Delete and now comes Martini number three (or is it four?) Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 23:29, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
NRV --Sir gwax (talk) 23:33, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia:User preferences help
- Delete. --Boy Toy bitch at me 18:14, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
- Comment: Techinically you're not allowed to VFD Uncyclopedia Namespace articles. However, I guess it's not my decision. If they end up taking it off you can do what they did with the forum and just post it at the dump. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:33, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
Northeast United States, Southern United States, Western United States
Was gonna QVFD, but i thought I'd be democratic about it. There is absolutely no reason for these artciles, there's another one in the series Midwest United States but it actually has content. Anyway Delete. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 18:00, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
- Delete, but given that these are all Rangeley's, were they part of a colonization at some point? If so, then deleting these would probably break a few links. --Some user 18:06, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
Why delete? Wouldnt adding content make sense? Notice every single state links to the region it belongs to... ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 20:16, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
- If you tell me one good reason why they should be kept, right now. I'll remove the nom. But right now all they are are links.. like a disambiguation page, except it wouldn;t function correctly as a disambiguation page. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:47, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
Pages like this exist at wikipedia and are useful organization pages. This is just like the United States Presidents article, the article in itself is not meant to be drop dead hilarious, but instead provide a place to find all the related articles. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 01:17, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
- But even the United States Presidents has a little bit of funny (e.g. Saddam Hussein) I don't know, it looks like this nom is going nowehre, I'll leave it up for another day though. Because I don't think three opinions on a single subject is enough. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:31, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
Northeast United States has about as much funny as the US Presidents article. If funny is what is wanted, just add some blurbs or something to the articles. Their purpose is to be useful to find things, and I dont see the actual point of deleting them. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 03:35, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
- Nuke all. Lists make me sick. - Sikon 03:42, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
- Conditional delete. I was responsible for the Midwest United States rewrite (it was like the other three at first). If I had the first-hand experience, I'd add content to the others, too, but I live in the Midwest and don't get around the country much. Content-full (content-having? contentable? contented?) these aren't, but can't anyone else from the appropriate ends of the US rewrite the remaining three so we at least have a full set? If not, I'm saying delete. --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 07:56, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
- I will add some things to the three, then. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 13:04, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
- "To the Guillotine should the lot of them be marched."
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great00:29, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Content Added. not extremely funny, but I hereby remove this nomination from VFD. If any of you disagree, nom it again. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:43, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
You never said it had to be funny content :) ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 02:49, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Indeed I did not. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:50, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
Neoconservative
His Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the Great06:26, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
REDIRECTED --Sir gwax (talk) 13:09, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
Chuck Norris/Facts
- First of all, gwax outlawed these in the main Chuck Norris disscusion page. Second of all...no. Most of these just suck and were probably made up by the author.--Yoshi blade 04:48, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Total shit, and a list to boot. Kill it. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:50, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
- Silly Rabbit, Trix are for Kids. Gwax outlawed them, then thought about the matter more, and for various reasons brought them back from the deleted Chuck Norris articles of the past. And, like it or not, they're staying for now (though a clean up would be fantastic). If you want to discuss it further, I recommend looking up the appropriate Village Dump discussion or starting a thread on the article's talk page. --Sir gwax (talk) 12:48, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
- Blast with a three-stage deatomizer. - Sikon 13:19, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
- Gwax is right. Flush it--Jtaylor1 23:35, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
- Comment: Flushed. Took 74 minutes. I have a migraine. You're welcome. Oh and feel free to add anything funny that I may have removed and remove anything that I overlooked. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:03, 23 February 2006 (UTC)