User:VelairWight
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This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level. |
“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”
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This is about me[edit | edit source]
In real life, I am an 18-year old (turned 18 on April 21) high school student that graduated from high school on May 22. I did manage to get on Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no reason. Same with that loon Oprah. I'm black!
Pages I created[edit | edit source]
- Tony La Russa
- Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball
- John Elway
- Jackson's Adventure
- Dan Kolb
- Animaniacs
- Tennessee Williams
Templates I created[edit | edit source]
This list is quicky budding. More will come when I have the patience and time to make more loony and non-factual pages. This is so hard to do.
People[edit | edit source]
Here are my friends and enemies I made in my 18 years when I was alive.
Friends[edit | edit source]
- Tony La Russa
- The Pope
- Oscar Wilde
- Somebody I can't think of a name, insert name here
- The Man with No Name
- Terry Francona
Enemies[edit | edit source]
- Barbariccia
- Steve Ballmer
- League of X-Traordinary people
- Darth Mario
- Satan's Puppet
- The gateway to Hell
Sports Teams (that most don't even exist)[edit | edit source]
- St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a one year, $600,000 contract. Signed second baseman Simon Belmont to a four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder The Blank to a three year, eleventy billion dollar contract.
- St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a lifetime contract. Signed Marc Bulger to a $5 contract.
Note: none of these players are factual, except Your mom.
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Seems like I didn't get Mr. T's seal of approval... --The Insane Velair Wight 23:42, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
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This cockroach is a complete, irredeemable able-bodied spiderman gimp train. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, agrees at the pituitary gland, and is an unfunny chump. If you w00t to lather this you will most fervently crankle yourself. Or the submitter will stir your ax murderer!!!!!! |