User:VelairWight

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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, VelairWight also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
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Facts about me
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This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over their bed.
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This fucker speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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This user is a native speaker of English.
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This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
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“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”

~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

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This is about me[edit | edit source]

In real life, I am an 18-year old (turned 18 on April 21) high school student that graduated from high school on May 22. I did manage to get on Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no reason. Same with that loon Oprah. I'm black!

Pages I created[edit | edit source]

Templates I created[edit | edit source]

This list is quicky budding. More will come when I have the patience and time to make more loony and non-factual pages. This is so hard to do.

People[edit | edit source]

Here are my friends and enemies I made in my 18 years when I was alive.

Friends[edit | edit source]

Enemies[edit | edit source]

Sports Teams (that most don't even exist)[edit | edit source]

Spades News

Note: none of these players are factual, except Your mom.


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Seems like I didn't get Mr. T's seal of approval... --The Insane Velair Wight 23:42, 28 June 2006 (UTC)