User:VelairWight

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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, VelairWight also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
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Facts about me
This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over their bed.
This fucker speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
This user is a native speaker of English.
This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.

“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”

~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

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This is about me[edit | edit source]

In real life, I am an 18-year old (turned 18 on April 21) high school student that graduated from high school on May 22. I did manage to get on Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no reason. Same with that loon Oprah. I'm black!

Pages I created[edit | edit source]

Templates I created[edit | edit source]

This list is quicky budding. More will come when I have the patience and time to make more loony and non-factual pages. This is so hard to do.

People[edit | edit source]

Here are my friends and enemies I made in my 18 years when I was alive.

Friends[edit | edit source]

Enemies[edit | edit source]

Sports Teams (that most don't even exist)[edit | edit source]

Spades News

Note: none of these players are factual, except Your mom.


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   Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!   


Seems like I didn't get Mr. T's seal of approval... --The Insane Velair Wight 23:42, 28 June 2006 (UTC)