User:VelairWight/Tourettes

Facts about me

ow 3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over their bed. ow 3

sc P This fucker speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. sc P

en N This user is a native speaker of English. en N

rh 4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level. rh 4

“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”

– Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some FUCK YOU swears randomly appear. The swears change every FUCK YOU time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very FUCK YOU much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

This is FUCK YOU about me

In real life, I am a FUCK YOU 18-year old FUCK YOU high school FUCK YOU graduate. I FUCK YOU did manage to get on FUCK YOU Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no FUCK YOU reason. Same with that FUCK YOU Oprah.

Pages I FUCK YOU created

• Tony La Russa - needs a FUCK YOU image of La Russa's FUCK YOU head on Darth Vader's FUCK YOU body
• Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost FUCK YOU complete
• John Elway - FUCK YOU halfway FUCK YOU finished
• Jackson's Adventure - I am FUCK YOU with this FUCK YOU page
• Dan Kolb - very FUCK YOU incomplete
• Animaniacs - I am FUCK YOU so far FUCK YOU finished with this FUCK YOU page
• Tennessee Williams - still FUCK YOU needs some FUCK YOU work on it.

Templates I FUCK YOU created

• Silly NBA template

This list is quickly FUCK YOU expanding. Even FUCK YOU more will FUCK YOU come when I FUCK YOU have the FUCK YOU patience and FUCK YOU time to FUCK YOU make more FUCK YOU loony and FUCK YOU non-factual FUCK YOU pages. This is so FUCK YOU hard to do.

People

Here are my FUCK YOU friends and FUCK YOU enemies I FUCK YOU made in my 18 FUCK YOU years when I was FUCK YOU alive.

FUCK YOU Friends

• Tony La Russa
• The Pope
• Oscar Wilde
• I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you FUCK YOU heard me you FUCK YOU!
• The Man with No Name
• Terry Francona

FUCK YOU Enemies

• Barbariccia
• Steve Ballmer
• League of X-Traordinary people
• Darth Mario
• Satan's Puppet
• The gateway to Hell

FUCK YOU Quotes

From FUCK YOU Wikipedia:

This is about Connie FUCK YOU Mack talking to Lefty FUCK YOU Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a WORDPERFECT", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a WORDPERFECT, Robert."

Sports Teams (that most don't even FUCK YOU exist)

Spades News

• St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a FUCK YOU one year, $600,000 FUCK YOU contract. Signed FUCK YOU second baseman Simon Belmont to a FUCK YOU four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a FUCK YOU three year, eleventy FUCK YOU billion dollars contract.
• St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a FUCK YOU lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a FUCK YOU $5 contract, you FUCK YOU.

Note: none of these FUCK YOU players are FUCK YOU factual, except Your mom, who I FUCK YOU last night.

I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!           Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!

It FUCK YOU seems like I FUCK YOU didn't get FUCK YOU Mr. T's seal of FUCK YOU approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)