User:VelairWight/Tourettes

Facts about me

ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over their bed. ow-3

sc-P This fucker speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. sc-P

en-N This user is a native speaker of English. en-N

rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level. rh-4

“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”

~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some GYPSY swears randomly appear. The swears change every GYPSY time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very GYPSY much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

This is GYPSY about me

In real life, I am a GYPSY 18-year old GYPSY high school GYPSY graduate. I GYPSY did manage to get on GYPSY Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no GYPSY reason. Same with that GYPSY Oprah.

Pages I GYPSY created

• Tony La Russa - needs a GYPSY image of La Russa's GYPSY head on Darth Vader's GYPSY body
• Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost GYPSY complete
• John Elway - GYPSY halfway GYPSY finished
• Jackson's Adventure - I am GYPSY with this GYPSY page
• Dan Kolb - very GYPSY incomplete
• Animaniacs - I am GYPSY so far GYPSY finished with this GYPSY page
• Tennessee Williams - still GYPSY needs some GYPSY work on it.

Templates I GYPSY created

• Silly NBA template

This list is quickly GYPSY expanding. Even GYPSY more will GYPSY come when I GYPSY have the GYPSY patience and GYPSY time to GYPSY make more GYPSY loony and GYPSY non-factual GYPSY pages. This is so GYPSY hard to do.

People

Here are my GYPSY friends and GYPSY enemies I GYPSY made in my 18 GYPSY years when I was GYPSY alive.

GYPSY Friends

• Tony La Russa
• The Pope
• Oscar Wilde
• I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you GYPSY heard me you GYPSY!
• The Man with No Name
• Terry Francona

GYPSY Enemies

• Barbariccia
• Steve Ballmer
• League of X-Traordinary people
• Darth Mario
• Satan's Puppet
• The gateway to Hell

GYPSY Quotes

From GYPSY Wikipedia:

This is about Connie GYPSY Mack talking to Lefty GYPSY Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a BELGIUM", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a BELGIUM, Robert."

Sports Teams (that most don't even GYPSY exist)

Spades News

• St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a GYPSY one year, $600,000 GYPSY contract. Signed GYPSY second baseman Simon Belmont to a GYPSY four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a GYPSY three year, eleventy GYPSY billion dollars contract.
• St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a GYPSY lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a GYPSY $5 contract, you GYPSY.

Note: none of these GYPSY players are GYPSY factual, except Your mom, who I GYPSY last night.

I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!           Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!

It GYPSY seems like I GYPSY didn't get GYPSY Mr. T's seal of GYPSY approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)