User:VelairWight/Tourettes

Facts about me

ow 3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over their bed. ow 3

sc P This fucker speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. sc P

en N This user is a native speaker of English. en N

rh 4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level. rh 4

“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”

– Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some BAD MOTHERFUCKER swears randomly appear. The swears change every BAD MOTHERFUCKER time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very BAD MOTHERFUCKER much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

This is BAD MOTHERFUCKER about me

In real life, I am a BAD MOTHERFUCKER 18-year old BAD MOTHERFUCKER high school BAD MOTHERFUCKER graduate. I BAD MOTHERFUCKER did manage to get on BAD MOTHERFUCKER Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no BAD MOTHERFUCKER reason. Same with that BAD MOTHERFUCKER Oprah.

Pages I BAD MOTHERFUCKER created

• Tony La Russa - needs a BAD MOTHERFUCKER image of La Russa's BAD MOTHERFUCKER head on Darth Vader's BAD MOTHERFUCKER body
• Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost BAD MOTHERFUCKER complete
• John Elway - BAD MOTHERFUCKER halfway BAD MOTHERFUCKER finished
• Jackson's Adventure - I am BAD MOTHERFUCKER with this BAD MOTHERFUCKER page
• Dan Kolb - very BAD MOTHERFUCKER incomplete
• Animaniacs - I am BAD MOTHERFUCKER so far BAD MOTHERFUCKER finished with this BAD MOTHERFUCKER page
• Tennessee Williams - still BAD MOTHERFUCKER needs some BAD MOTHERFUCKER work on it.

Templates I BAD MOTHERFUCKER created

• Silly NBA template

This list is quickly BAD MOTHERFUCKER expanding. Even BAD MOTHERFUCKER more will BAD MOTHERFUCKER come when I BAD MOTHERFUCKER have the BAD MOTHERFUCKER patience and BAD MOTHERFUCKER time to BAD MOTHERFUCKER make more BAD MOTHERFUCKER loony and BAD MOTHERFUCKER non-factual BAD MOTHERFUCKER pages. This is so BAD MOTHERFUCKER hard to do.

People

Here are my BAD MOTHERFUCKER friends and BAD MOTHERFUCKER enemies I BAD MOTHERFUCKER made in my 18 BAD MOTHERFUCKER years when I was BAD MOTHERFUCKER alive.

BAD MOTHERFUCKER Friends

• Tony La Russa
• The Pope
• Oscar Wilde
• I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you BAD MOTHERFUCKER heard me you BAD MOTHERFUCKER!
• The Man with No Name
• Terry Francona

BAD MOTHERFUCKER Enemies

• Barbariccia
• Steve Ballmer
• League of X-Traordinary people
• Darth Mario
• Satan's Puppet
• The gateway to Hell

BAD MOTHERFUCKER Quotes

From BAD MOTHERFUCKER Wikipedia:

This is about Connie BAD MOTHERFUCKER Mack talking to Lefty BAD MOTHERFUCKER Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a HALLOWEEN DOCUMENTS", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a HALLOWEEN DOCUMENTS, Robert."

Sports Teams (that most don't even BAD MOTHERFUCKER exist)

Spades News

• St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a BAD MOTHERFUCKER one year, $600,000 BAD MOTHERFUCKER contract. Signed BAD MOTHERFUCKER second baseman Simon Belmont to a BAD MOTHERFUCKER four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a BAD MOTHERFUCKER three year, eleventy BAD MOTHERFUCKER billion dollars contract.
• St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a BAD MOTHERFUCKER lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a BAD MOTHERFUCKER $5 contract, you BAD MOTHERFUCKER.

Note: none of these BAD MOTHERFUCKER players are BAD MOTHERFUCKER factual, except Your mom, who I BAD MOTHERFUCKER last night.

I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!           Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!

It BAD MOTHERFUCKER seems like I BAD MOTHERFUCKER didn't get BAD MOTHERFUCKER Mr. T's seal of BAD MOTHERFUCKER approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)