User:VelairWight/Tourettes

Facts about me

ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over their bed. ow-3

sc-P This fucker speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. sc-P

en-N This user is a native speaker of English. en-N

rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level. rh-4

“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”

~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some SUCK A BIG DICK swears randomly appear. The swears change every SUCK A BIG DICK time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very SUCK A BIG DICK much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

This is SUCK A BIG DICK about me

In real life, I am a SUCK A BIG DICK 18-year old SUCK A BIG DICK high school SUCK A BIG DICK graduate. I SUCK A BIG DICK did manage to get on SUCK A BIG DICK Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no SUCK A BIG DICK reason. Same with that SUCK A BIG DICK Oprah.

Pages I SUCK A BIG DICK created

• Tony La Russa - needs a SUCK A BIG DICK image of La Russa's SUCK A BIG DICK head on Darth Vader's SUCK A BIG DICK body
• Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost SUCK A BIG DICK complete
• John Elway - SUCK A BIG DICK halfway SUCK A BIG DICK finished
• Jackson's Adventure - I am SUCK A BIG DICK with this SUCK A BIG DICK page
• Dan Kolb - very SUCK A BIG DICK incomplete
• Animaniacs - I am SUCK A BIG DICK so far SUCK A BIG DICK finished with this SUCK A BIG DICK page
• Tennessee Williams - still SUCK A BIG DICK needs some SUCK A BIG DICK work on it.

Templates I SUCK A BIG DICK created

• Silly NBA template

This list is quickly SUCK A BIG DICK expanding. Even SUCK A BIG DICK more will SUCK A BIG DICK come when I SUCK A BIG DICK have the SUCK A BIG DICK patience and SUCK A BIG DICK time to SUCK A BIG DICK make more SUCK A BIG DICK loony and SUCK A BIG DICK non-factual SUCK A BIG DICK pages. This is so SUCK A BIG DICK hard to do.

People

Here are my SUCK A BIG DICK friends and SUCK A BIG DICK enemies I SUCK A BIG DICK made in my 18 SUCK A BIG DICK years when I was SUCK A BIG DICK alive.

SUCK A BIG DICK Friends

• Tony La Russa
• The Pope
• Oscar Wilde
• I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you SUCK A BIG DICK heard me you SUCK A BIG DICK!
• The Man with No Name
• Terry Francona

SUCK A BIG DICK Enemies

• Barbariccia
• Steve Ballmer
• League of X-Traordinary people
• Darth Mario
• Satan's Puppet
• The gateway to Hell

SUCK A BIG DICK Quotes

From SUCK A BIG DICK Wikipedia:

This is about Connie SUCK A BIG DICK Mack talking to Lefty SUCK A BIG DICK Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a NETSCAPE", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a NETSCAPE, Robert."

Sports Teams (that most don't even SUCK A BIG DICK exist)

Spades News

• St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a SUCK A BIG DICK one year, $600,000 SUCK A BIG DICK contract. Signed SUCK A BIG DICK second baseman Simon Belmont to a SUCK A BIG DICK four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a SUCK A BIG DICK three year, eleventy SUCK A BIG DICK billion dollars contract.
• St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a SUCK A BIG DICK lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a SUCK A BIG DICK $5 contract, you SUCK A BIG DICK.

Note: none of these SUCK A BIG DICK players are SUCK A BIG DICK factual, except Your mom, who I SUCK A BIG DICK last night.

I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!           Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!

It SUCK A BIG DICK seems like I SUCK A BIG DICK didn't get SUCK A BIG DICK Mr. T's seal of SUCK A BIG DICK approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)