User:VelairWight/Tourettes

Facts about me

ow 3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over their bed. ow 3

sc P This fucker speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. sc P

en N This user is a native speaker of English. en N

rh 4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level. rh 4

“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”

~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some INJUN swears randomly appear. The swears change every INJUN time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very INJUN much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

This is INJUN about me

In real life, I am a INJUN 18-year old INJUN high school INJUN graduate. I INJUN did manage to get on INJUN Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no INJUN reason. Same with that INJUN Oprah.

Pages I INJUN created

• Tony La Russa - needs a INJUN image of La Russa's INJUN head on Darth Vader's INJUN body
• Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost INJUN complete
• John Elway - INJUN halfway INJUN finished
• Jackson's Adventure - I am INJUN with this INJUN page
• Dan Kolb - very INJUN incomplete
• Animaniacs - I am INJUN so far INJUN finished with this INJUN page
• Tennessee Williams - still INJUN needs some INJUN work on it.

Templates I INJUN created

• Silly NBA template

This list is quickly INJUN expanding. Even INJUN more will INJUN come when I INJUN have the INJUN patience and INJUN time to INJUN make more INJUN loony and INJUN non-factual INJUN pages. This is so INJUN hard to do.

People

Here are my INJUN friends and INJUN enemies I INJUN made in my 18 INJUN years when I was INJUN alive.

INJUN Friends

• Tony La Russa
• The Pope
• Oscar Wilde
• I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you INJUN heard me you INJUN!
• The Man with No Name
• Terry Francona

INJUN Enemies

• Barbariccia
• Steve Ballmer
• League of X-Traordinary people
• Darth Mario
• Satan's Puppet
• The gateway to Hell

INJUN Quotes

From INJUN Wikipedia:

This is about Connie INJUN Mack talking to Lefty INJUN Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a LINUX", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a LINUX, Robert."

Sports Teams (that most don't even INJUN exist)

Spades News

• St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a INJUN one year, $600,000 INJUN contract. Signed INJUN second baseman Simon Belmont to a INJUN four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a INJUN three year, eleventy INJUN billion dollars contract.
• St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a INJUN lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a INJUN $5 contract, you INJUN.

Note: none of these INJUN players are INJUN factual, except Your mom, who I INJUN last night.

I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!           Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!

It INJUN seems like I INJUN didn't get INJUN Mr. T's seal of INJUN approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)