User:VelairWight/Tourettes

Facts about me

ow 3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over their bed. ow 3

sc P This fucker speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. sc P

en N This user is a native speaker of English. en N

rh 4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level. rh 4

“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”

– Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some LENS CRAFTERS swears randomly appear. The swears change every LENS CRAFTERS time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very LENS CRAFTERS much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

This is LENS CRAFTERS about me

In real life, I am a LENS CRAFTERS 18-year old LENS CRAFTERS high school LENS CRAFTERS graduate. I LENS CRAFTERS did manage to get on LENS CRAFTERS Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no LENS CRAFTERS reason. Same with that LENS CRAFTERS Oprah.

Pages I LENS CRAFTERS created

• Tony La Russa - needs a LENS CRAFTERS image of La Russa's LENS CRAFTERS head on Darth Vader's LENS CRAFTERS body
• Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost LENS CRAFTERS complete
• John Elway - LENS CRAFTERS halfway LENS CRAFTERS finished
• Jackson's Adventure - I am LENS CRAFTERS with this LENS CRAFTERS page
• Dan Kolb - very LENS CRAFTERS incomplete
• Animaniacs - I am LENS CRAFTERS so far LENS CRAFTERS finished with this LENS CRAFTERS page
• Tennessee Williams - still LENS CRAFTERS needs some LENS CRAFTERS work on it.

Templates I LENS CRAFTERS created

• Silly NBA template

This list is quickly LENS CRAFTERS expanding. Even LENS CRAFTERS more will LENS CRAFTERS come when I LENS CRAFTERS have the LENS CRAFTERS patience and LENS CRAFTERS time to LENS CRAFTERS make more LENS CRAFTERS loony and LENS CRAFTERS non-factual LENS CRAFTERS pages. This is so LENS CRAFTERS hard to do.

People

Here are my LENS CRAFTERS friends and LENS CRAFTERS enemies I LENS CRAFTERS made in my 18 LENS CRAFTERS years when I was LENS CRAFTERS alive.

LENS CRAFTERS Friends

• Tony La Russa
• The Pope
• Oscar Wilde
• I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you LENS CRAFTERS heard me you LENS CRAFTERS!
• The Man with No Name
• Terry Francona

LENS CRAFTERS Enemies

• Barbariccia
• Steve Ballmer
• League of X-Traordinary people
• Darth Mario
• Satan's Puppet
• The gateway to Hell

LENS CRAFTERS Quotes

From LENS CRAFTERS Wikipedia:

This is about Connie LENS CRAFTERS Mack talking to Lefty LENS CRAFTERS Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a GOOGLE", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a GOOGLE, Robert."

Sports Teams (that most don't even LENS CRAFTERS exist)

Spades News

• St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a LENS CRAFTERS one year, $600,000 LENS CRAFTERS contract. Signed LENS CRAFTERS second baseman Simon Belmont to a LENS CRAFTERS four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a LENS CRAFTERS three year, eleventy LENS CRAFTERS billion dollars contract.
• St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a LENS CRAFTERS lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a LENS CRAFTERS $5 contract, you LENS CRAFTERS.

Note: none of these LENS CRAFTERS players are LENS CRAFTERS factual, except Your mom, who I LENS CRAFTERS last night.

I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!           Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!

It LENS CRAFTERS seems like I LENS CRAFTERS didn't get LENS CRAFTERS Mr. T's seal of LENS CRAFTERS approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)