User:VelairWight/Tourettes

Facts about me

ow 3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over their bed. ow 3

sc P This fucker speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. sc P

en N This user is a native speaker of English. en N

rh 4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level. rh 4

“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”

– Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some GENITALIA swears randomly appear. The swears change every GENITALIA time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very GENITALIA much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

This is GENITALIA about me

In real life, I am a GENITALIA 18-year old GENITALIA high school GENITALIA graduate. I GENITALIA did manage to get on GENITALIA Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no GENITALIA reason. Same with that GENITALIA Oprah.

Pages I GENITALIA created

• Tony La Russa - needs a GENITALIA image of La Russa's GENITALIA head on Darth Vader's GENITALIA body
• Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost GENITALIA complete
• John Elway - GENITALIA halfway GENITALIA finished
• Jackson's Adventure - I am GENITALIA with this GENITALIA page
• Dan Kolb - very GENITALIA incomplete
• Animaniacs - I am GENITALIA so far GENITALIA finished with this GENITALIA page
• Tennessee Williams - still GENITALIA needs some GENITALIA work on it.

Templates I GENITALIA created

• Silly NBA template

This list is quickly GENITALIA expanding. Even GENITALIA more will GENITALIA come when I GENITALIA have the GENITALIA patience and GENITALIA time to GENITALIA make more GENITALIA loony and GENITALIA non-factual GENITALIA pages. This is so GENITALIA hard to do.

People

Here are my GENITALIA friends and GENITALIA enemies I GENITALIA made in my 18 GENITALIA years when I was GENITALIA alive.

GENITALIA Friends

• Tony La Russa
• The Pope
• Oscar Wilde
• I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you GENITALIA heard me you GENITALIA!
• The Man with No Name
• Terry Francona

GENITALIA Enemies

• Barbariccia
• Steve Ballmer
• League of X-Traordinary people
• Darth Mario
• Satan's Puppet
• The gateway to Hell

GENITALIA Quotes

From GENITALIA Wikipedia:

This is about Connie GENITALIA Mack talking to Lefty GENITALIA Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a HALLOWEEN DOCUMENTS", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a HALLOWEEN DOCUMENTS, Robert."

Sports Teams (that most don't even GENITALIA exist)

Spades News

• St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a GENITALIA one year, $600,000 GENITALIA contract. Signed GENITALIA second baseman Simon Belmont to a GENITALIA four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a GENITALIA three year, eleventy GENITALIA billion dollars contract.
• St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a GENITALIA lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a GENITALIA $5 contract, you GENITALIA.

Note: none of these GENITALIA players are GENITALIA factual, except Your mom, who I GENITALIA last night.

I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!           Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!

It GENITALIA seems like I GENITALIA didn't get GENITALIA Mr. T's seal of GENITALIA approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)