User:VelairWight/Tourettes

Facts about me

ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over their bed. ow-3

sc-P This fucker speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. sc-P

en-N This user is a native speaker of English. en-N

rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level. rh-4

“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”

~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some SPIC swears randomly appear. The swears change every SPIC time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very SPIC much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

This is SPIC about me

In real life, I am a SPIC 18-year old SPIC high school SPIC graduate. I SPIC did manage to get on SPIC Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no SPIC reason. Same with that SPIC Oprah.

Pages I SPIC created

• Tony La Russa - needs a SPIC image of La Russa's SPIC head on Darth Vader's SPIC body
• Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost SPIC complete
• John Elway - SPIC halfway SPIC finished
• Jackson's Adventure - I am SPIC with this SPIC page
• Dan Kolb - very SPIC incomplete
• Animaniacs - I am SPIC so far SPIC finished with this SPIC page
• Tennessee Williams - still SPIC needs some SPIC work on it.

Templates I SPIC created

• Silly NBA template

This list is quickly SPIC expanding. Even SPIC more will SPIC come when I SPIC have the SPIC patience and SPIC time to SPIC make more SPIC loony and SPIC non-factual SPIC pages. This is so SPIC hard to do.

People

Here are my SPIC friends and SPIC enemies I SPIC made in my 18 SPIC years when I was SPIC alive.

SPIC Friends

• Tony La Russa
• The Pope
• Oscar Wilde
• I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you SPIC heard me you SPIC!
• The Man with No Name
• Terry Francona

SPIC Enemies

• Barbariccia
• Steve Ballmer
• League of X-Traordinary people
• Darth Mario
• Satan's Puppet
• The gateway to Hell

SPIC Quotes

From SPIC Wikipedia:

This is about Connie SPIC Mack talking to Lefty SPIC Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a EUROPEAN PATENT LAW", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a EUROPEAN PATENT LAW, Robert."

Sports Teams (that most don't even SPIC exist)

Spades News

• St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a SPIC one year, $600,000 SPIC contract. Signed SPIC second baseman Simon Belmont to a SPIC four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a SPIC three year, eleventy SPIC billion dollars contract.
• St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a SPIC lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a SPIC $5 contract, you SPIC.

Note: none of these SPIC players are SPIC factual, except Your mom, who I SPIC last night.

I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!           Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!

It SPIC seems like I SPIC didn't get SPIC Mr. T's seal of SPIC approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)