User:VelairWight/Tourettes

Facts about me

ow 3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over their bed. ow 3

sc P This fucker speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. sc P

en N This user is a native speaker of English. en N

rh 4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level. rh 4

“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”

– Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some GIVING HEAD swears randomly appear. The swears change every GIVING HEAD time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very GIVING HEAD much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

This is GIVING HEAD about me

In real life, I am a GIVING HEAD 18-year old GIVING HEAD high school GIVING HEAD graduate. I GIVING HEAD did manage to get on GIVING HEAD Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no GIVING HEAD reason. Same with that GIVING HEAD Oprah.

Pages I GIVING HEAD created

• Tony La Russa - needs a GIVING HEAD image of La Russa's GIVING HEAD head on Darth Vader's GIVING HEAD body
• Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost GIVING HEAD complete
• John Elway - GIVING HEAD halfway GIVING HEAD finished
• Jackson's Adventure - I am GIVING HEAD with this GIVING HEAD page
• Dan Kolb - very GIVING HEAD incomplete
• Animaniacs - I am GIVING HEAD so far GIVING HEAD finished with this GIVING HEAD page
• Tennessee Williams - still GIVING HEAD needs some GIVING HEAD work on it.

Templates I GIVING HEAD created

• Silly NBA template

This list is quickly GIVING HEAD expanding. Even GIVING HEAD more will GIVING HEAD come when I GIVING HEAD have the GIVING HEAD patience and GIVING HEAD time to GIVING HEAD make more GIVING HEAD loony and GIVING HEAD non-factual GIVING HEAD pages. This is so GIVING HEAD hard to do.

People

Here are my GIVING HEAD friends and GIVING HEAD enemies I GIVING HEAD made in my 18 GIVING HEAD years when I was GIVING HEAD alive.

GIVING HEAD Friends

• Tony La Russa
• The Pope
• Oscar Wilde
• I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you GIVING HEAD heard me you GIVING HEAD!
• The Man with No Name
• Terry Francona

GIVING HEAD Enemies

• Barbariccia
• Steve Ballmer
• League of X-Traordinary people
• Darth Mario
• Satan's Puppet
• The gateway to Hell

GIVING HEAD Quotes

From GIVING HEAD Wikipedia:

This is about Connie GIVING HEAD Mack talking to Lefty GIVING HEAD Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a DRI", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a DRI, Robert."

Sports Teams (that most don't even GIVING HEAD exist)

Spades News

• St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a GIVING HEAD one year, $600,000 GIVING HEAD contract. Signed GIVING HEAD second baseman Simon Belmont to a GIVING HEAD four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a GIVING HEAD three year, eleventy GIVING HEAD billion dollars contract.
• St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a GIVING HEAD lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a GIVING HEAD $5 contract, you GIVING HEAD.

Note: none of these GIVING HEAD players are GIVING HEAD factual, except Your mom, who I GIVING HEAD last night.

I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!           Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!

It GIVING HEAD seems like I GIVING HEAD didn't get GIVING HEAD Mr. T's seal of GIVING HEAD approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)