User:VelairWight/Tourettes

Facts about me

ow 3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over their bed. ow 3

sc P This fucker speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. sc P

en N This user is a native speaker of English. en N

rh 4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level. rh 4

“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”

~ Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some SHITCOCK swears randomly appear. The swears change every SHITCOCK time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very SHITCOCK much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

This is SHITCOCK about me

In real life, I am a SHITCOCK 18-year old SHITCOCK high school SHITCOCK graduate. I SHITCOCK did manage to get on SHITCOCK Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no SHITCOCK reason. Same with that SHITCOCK Oprah.

Pages I SHITCOCK created

• Tony La Russa - needs a SHITCOCK image of La Russa's SHITCOCK head on Darth Vader's SHITCOCK body
• Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost SHITCOCK complete
• John Elway - SHITCOCK halfway SHITCOCK finished
• Jackson's Adventure - I am SHITCOCK with this SHITCOCK page
• Dan Kolb - very SHITCOCK incomplete
• Animaniacs - I am SHITCOCK so far SHITCOCK finished with this SHITCOCK page
• Tennessee Williams - still SHITCOCK needs some SHITCOCK work on it.

Templates I SHITCOCK created

• Silly NBA template

This list is quickly SHITCOCK expanding. Even SHITCOCK more will SHITCOCK come when I SHITCOCK have the SHITCOCK patience and SHITCOCK time to SHITCOCK make more SHITCOCK loony and SHITCOCK non-factual SHITCOCK pages. This is so SHITCOCK hard to do.

People

Here are my SHITCOCK friends and SHITCOCK enemies I SHITCOCK made in my 18 SHITCOCK years when I was SHITCOCK alive.

SHITCOCK Friends

• Tony La Russa
• The Pope
• Oscar Wilde
• I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you SHITCOCK heard me you SHITCOCK!
• The Man with No Name
• Terry Francona

SHITCOCK Enemies

• Barbariccia
• Steve Ballmer
• League of X-Traordinary people
• Darth Mario
• Satan's Puppet
• The gateway to Hell

SHITCOCK Quotes

From SHITCOCK Wikipedia:

This is about Connie SHITCOCK Mack talking to Lefty SHITCOCK Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a OS/2", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a OS/2, Robert."

Sports Teams (that most don't even SHITCOCK exist)

Spades News

• St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a SHITCOCK one year, $600,000 SHITCOCK contract. Signed SHITCOCK second baseman Simon Belmont to a SHITCOCK four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a SHITCOCK three year, eleventy SHITCOCK billion dollars contract.
• St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a SHITCOCK lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a SHITCOCK $5 contract, you SHITCOCK.

Note: none of these SHITCOCK players are SHITCOCK factual, except Your mom, who I SHITCOCK last night.

I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!           Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!

It SHITCOCK seems like I SHITCOCK didn't get SHITCOCK Mr. T's seal of SHITCOCK approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)