User:VelairWight/Tourettes

Facts about me

ow 3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over their bed. ow 3

sc P This fucker speaks Scrabble heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. sc P

en N This user is a native speaker of English. en N

rh 4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level. rh 4

“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again, I'm going to fucking kill VelairWight.”

– Steve Ballmer on VelairWight

Note: some MOCKIE swears randomly appear. The swears change every MOCKIE time, and if you don't believe me, just refresh and scream AAAAAAAAA!

(I don't swear very MOCKIE much in real life, but this is silliness beyond)

This is MOCKIE about me

In real life, I am a MOCKIE 18-year old MOCKIE high school MOCKIE graduate. I MOCKIE did manage to get on MOCKIE Steve Ballmer's hitlist for no MOCKIE reason. Same with that MOCKIE Oprah.

Pages I MOCKIE created

• Tony La Russa - needs a MOCKIE image of La Russa's MOCKIE head on Darth Vader's MOCKIE body
• Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball - almost MOCKIE complete
• John Elway - MOCKIE halfway MOCKIE finished
• Jackson's Adventure - I am MOCKIE with this MOCKIE page
• Dan Kolb - very MOCKIE incomplete
• Animaniacs - I am MOCKIE so far MOCKIE finished with this MOCKIE page
• Tennessee Williams - still MOCKIE needs some MOCKIE work on it.

Templates I MOCKIE created

• Silly NBA template

This list is quickly MOCKIE expanding. Even MOCKIE more will MOCKIE come when I MOCKIE have the MOCKIE patience and MOCKIE time to MOCKIE make more MOCKIE loony and MOCKIE non-factual MOCKIE pages. This is so MOCKIE hard to do.

People

Here are my MOCKIE friends and MOCKIE enemies I MOCKIE made in my 18 MOCKIE years when I was MOCKIE alive.

MOCKIE Friends

• Tony La Russa
• The Pope
• Oscar Wilde
• I can't think of a good name here, FUCK this! - you MOCKIE heard me you MOCKIE!
• The Man with No Name
• Terry Francona

MOCKIE Enemies

• Barbariccia
• Steve Ballmer
• League of X-Traordinary people
• Darth Mario
• Satan's Puppet
• The gateway to Hell

MOCKIE Quotes

From MOCKIE Wikipedia:

This is about Connie MOCKIE Mack talking to Lefty MOCKIE Grove.

Once, when he visited the mound to remove the notoriously hot-tempered pitcher Grove from a game, Grove said, "Go take a HALLOWEEN DOCUMENTS", when Mack held out his hand for the ball. Mack looked Grove straight in the eye and calmly said, "You go take a HALLOWEEN DOCUMENTS, Robert."

Sports Teams (that most don't even MOCKIE exist)

Spades News

• St. Louis Cardinals - signed IF Bill Cosby to a MOCKIE one year, $600,000 MOCKIE contract. Signed MOCKIE second baseman Simon Belmont to a MOCKIE four year, $7.65 contract. Signed right fielder Kanye Bush to a MOCKIE three year, eleventy MOCKIE billion dollars contract.
• St. Louis WTFs - signed Your mom to a MOCKIE lifetime contract. Signed Patrick Duffy to a MOCKIE $5 contract, you MOCKIE.

Note: none of these MOCKIE players are MOCKIE factual, except Your mom, who I MOCKIE last night.

I PITY THE FOO' THAT WROTE THIS CRAP!           Someone help this sucka of a page by rewriting it. NOW!

It MOCKIE seems like I MOCKIE didn't get MOCKIE Mr. T's seal of MOCKIE approval. --The Insane Velair Wight 23:50, 28 June 2006 (UTC)