User:Bloodrage

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ow-2 This user has all of Oscar Wilde's books under their bed and really wants to read them. ow-2

17-G This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers. 17-G

ao-F This user got an F in AOLer and likes their native language better (if they have one). ao-F

en-E This user only speaks English because it was a required course in school. en-E

enl-P This fucker speaks English, but Louder heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. enl-P

gb-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Gibberish. gb-3

re-N This user is a native speaker of Recondite English. re-N

rh-L Thith uther thpeakth Random Humour with a really thexy lithp. rh-L

us-G This user does not speak American English and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all American English speakers. us-G

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user is a Mad Scientist.

This user is a level 13 Wizard . They see the fnords .

usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx

NO This user doesn't care. NO

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

Ensign Bloodrage is an expendable red shirt clone who's always available for away team missions. He live in New Zealand.

Contributions

My Articles

• Ford Pinto, my first article.
• Unamerica, free speech inaction.
• pelvic thrust, puntastic
• Prevert
• Deth-Ray everyone needs a Deth-Ray.

Other Contributions

• spuppy
• Alan Moore

Bloodrage likes Word of the Day

Obsessivly and compulsivly contributed to:

• unrequited
• jackalope
• syzygy, I even managed to use it in a double entendre.
• vomitorium
• defenestrate, it used to happen to me at parties.
• furbish, I wrote a sentence or two, the rest just happened.
• xyzzy, not so good.
• rubbish, stupid lists
• taco, B. F. Skinner, a excellent scientist, bit of a loon.

Bloodrage likes templates

• template:fnord, for making citizens uneasy.
• template:unamerican, for satirical purposes... honest.
• Mad Science/, for those crackpots who's lives are stranger than fiction.
• template:user unoffensive, because some people think Uncyclopedia should be PG...
• Template:User profane, because other users don't.

Thing's I've been thinking about but haven't written up yet

• polymath, because everyone hates clever bastards like me!
• Lucas Autoparts, the great Satan of Autoelectrics. British injoke
• Catherine Zeta Jones, secret heroic Autobot agent. Really! I just need some pictures.

Articles I didn't submit because even I didn't think they were funny

• Al Qaeda's Worst Driver, an Aljazeera reality TV show.

Links

• TRUCKS!
• ROVER!
• RANTS!
• PANTS!

Bloodrage has a gmail account, I'm sure you can figure that out too.