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RangerBoard

Becomming an edit-war and overall dick-fest. I've already banned one user for being a dick and other various editors seem bound and determined to be unfunny dicks. No-longer conforming to the Vanity Policies.

  • Delete Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 15:20, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete --POJoe!Ireland.jpgTALKCONTRIBSF@H 15:25, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Trash it --Verizanni 18:11, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Maul - I went to the board and read a couple of pages. Then I cried. — Bear.jpg 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP (Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!) 18:20, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  • I thought it was parody. Guess it wasn't. Flush. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 18:21, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete----OEJ 18:25, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Yank it -- Why don't people like these go to Encyclopaedia Dramatica instead? Senseless. --Some user 19:00, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Kill. ~ T. (talk) 19:12, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment I'm inclined to think that, with vanity pages like this that get a load of edits in a short amount of time, the vanity policies should have some non-moderation disclaimer. We don't like to have to mop up after fanboys and suchlike, so let's just let them battle it out without admin intervention (unless: 1. It results in vandalism to other pages, or 2. Someone seeks out admin help for obvious vandalism through the correct channels). Once the edits die down we can determine whether it meets the criteria for deletion. Less work for everybody the admins. --—rc (t) 23:47, 11 February 2006 (UTC)
Yeah, agreed. If we delete and/or CVP it now, it'll just bleed into other articles. Best to keep it contained. --Algorithm (talk) 00:31, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
Plus, we can laugh at their retardedness that way, too. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 02:45, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
You wouldn't be laughing so hard if you actually read the real RangerBoard. I dares ya. — Bear.jpg 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP (Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!) 14:57, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
Part of the reason I dropped it here is that is that the idiocy has at least spread to one user-page. I noted that Keitei had deleted one of the contributer's pages (it had started empty) twice after inflamatory comments had been put in it. I deleted it once and banned the user who was editing both the user-page and the article in a dickish fashion. For noting in the vanity policies that we won't clean up vandalizm, but I worry that this is enabling the shittification of our website. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 15:48, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
Comment - Just so I'm not totally confused, this allowable vanity page is being considered for deletion because it's spilling over to other articles, not for any other reason? And pardon my ignorance, but doesn't that make it an admin-level decision to axe? It seems most voters (7 out of 9) want it killed whatever the reason, so it really comes down to whether they should be punished for violating a policy. I say punish 'em. — Bear.jpg 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP (Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!) 17:12, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
Yes. The spillage of crap into user-page space, and the ever-popular "Has a Gaping vagina, loose from being Fisted By Kyl416" sort of content in the user-list is what spurned me into VFDing this. We're not supposed to be a platform for dickheads to scream from after being banned from other boards for shit like this. I don't know aboue everyone else, but the more I see stuff like this, the more I'd love to stick it away in a corner somewhere, out of sight. As I posted at the Uncyclopedia:Village Dump. Bone F clear.png Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 18:41, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
  • This may be off the subject, but Kill this miserable shit. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 20:24, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
  • I'm confused just like Weasel the wild. If it's about quality then I suggest following KIY inspiring comment. If it is about punishment: same.

Jin

Vanity. I think. I don't know. Keep it if anyone gets the joke, but otherwise delete. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 05:11, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

  • The Guillotineicon.jpgGuillotine is His Majesty's recommendation as to the appropriate sentencing for this defilement.

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif05:13, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

Incomplete_article

  • Has been done too many times. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 05:05, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Huff not creative enough to justify its existence. --SirNuke 05:07, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Guillotineicon.jpg"to the Guillotine!" shouts His Royal Majesty, "for the crime of a heinously uncreative premise."

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif05:17, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

Dvorak

  • The page was NRV'd, then reverted sans improvement. I'm feeling merciful. Delete. --Algorithm (talk) 04:29, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Even if translated from Dvorak, the article sucks. omaodfv (meaning SMASHY.) --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 04:32, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • It was, you know, funny when translated, it'd be worth the effort. But the translation isn't only not funny, but mispelled. And even factual. Delete. --Theme Music C 04:53, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

Template:GreatestMen

  • Please delete this unfunny clutter creating vanity random template. The article is fine, but this template and one users very random ideas shouldn't have to contaminate so many pages...--Claudius Prime 21:00, 15 February 2006 (UTC)


Greatest men ever to live
Alexander the Great | Dante Alighieri | Wade Boggs | Julius Caesar | Cecil | Miguel de Cervantes | Winston Churchill | e e cummings | Albert Einstein | Alan Greenspan | John Lennon| Lil Jon | Abraham Lincoln | Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart | Napoleon Bonaparte | Pablo Neruda | Friedrich Nietzsche | Original Jesus | Vincent Price | Punk Rock Geek | William Shakespeare | That One Guy | Uncle Sam | Paul Wall | George Washington | Oscar Wilde | Yao Ming
  • Delete. Mix of legit, random and vanity. ~ T. (talk) 22:02, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
  • The Guillotineicon.jpgGuillotine is His Majesty's recommendation as to the appropriate sentencing for this defilement.

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif00:56, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Keep. Delete the vanity ones and keep the notables. If its kept with a reasonable amount of names it doesn't harm. I had it on two of my articles and I don't think it contaminated them. Also take the category back and merge the article with it.--Rataube 01:36, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete - Sorry Rataube, but 90% of all templates are bad, and as long as Cecil's on it I can't support keeping this. At least the presence of Paul Wall proves it isn't trying to be serious...  c • > • cunwapquc? 01:40, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
Comment: Mmmm, I would remove those two to please u, but WTH, it's going to be killed either way.--Rataube 02:00, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

Fake

Serious Cybernetics Corporation

Huff raid

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif16:12, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

  • QVFD. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:58, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Keep. It's funny, you just don't get it. Try actually huffing Raid (you know, the bug killer stuff) and see what happens if you don't get the jokes about it curing alcoholism, making you smarter, or curing AIDS. It's true, after huffing Raid, you can't drink booze, say stupid stuff, or die of AIDS. Also, go to www.totse.com and go to the BBS. "Huff Raid" is one of the many popular sayings there, and it's the only one that's actually funny. Maybe this should be put in the "Inside Jokes" category? --64.12.116.203 20:02, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Or maybe it should be turned into a pancake. Smashy. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 20:10, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

Deleted --Spin 21:35, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

The Brises revolt I

  • Almost QVFD'd it, and then I realized this was subject to the anti fictional universe clause, and as such it probably deserved voting. Anyway, it sucks. Delete. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 13:19, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
  • WTF?! It could be that I haven't had enough coffee yet this morning, but this is incomprehensible. I I can understand some stuff that's way out there. Guillotineicon.jpgGuillotine.

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif14:19, 17 February 2006 (UTC)

Orphaned "Zed" Pages

Zed/F/computers
Zed/F/door
Zed/F/scalpel
Zed/F/self
Zed/S/blood
Zed/S/computers
Zed/S/door
Zed/blood
Zed/c/blood
Zed/c/door
Zed/c/scalpel
Zed/cf/door
Zed/cf/scalpel
Zed/computers
Zed/cs/blood
Zed/cs/door
Zed/door
Zed/fc/door
Zed/fc/scalpel
Zed/fcs/Listen
Zed/fcs/door
Zed/fcs/listen
Zed/fcs/self
Zed/fs/computers
Zed/fs/door
Zed/scalpel
Zed/self
They look like pages from a Zork-like game, but they are orphaned. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 09:42, 17 February 2006 (UTC)

Kill 'em all. Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif14:21, 17 February 2006 (UTC)

I origionally created them to be a "build your own" zork-like game revolving around zombies. Since the origional page is deleted and I dont have the time to update it anymore, I could care less if they get tossed to the fire. --DrMoroe

Www.rathergood.com/The_Mighty_Mzungu

Seems like a copy vio. Mainly because it says "© 2005 7 Seconds of Love". ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 23:11, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Delete. I love the song, and have it on my iPod, but it still needs to go bye-bye. --POJoe!Ireland.jpgTALKCONTRIBSF@H 02:06, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete. Hey, we got rid of "Moogawooga"... --Some user 02:13, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Kill. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 13:19, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
  • The Guillotineicon.jpgGuillotine is His Majesty's recommendation as to the appropriate sentencing for this defilement.

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif14:23, 17 February 2006 (UTC)

Yonderstock

Seems like it is factual and an ad. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 23:06, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif14:39, 17 February 2006 (UTC)

Tribble

  • Guillotineicon.jpg"to the Guillotine!" shouts His Royal Majesty, "for the crime of dishonouring Star Trek with rubbish. Captain Kirk deserves better!!!"

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif22:00, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Speedy Delete. I would have said NRV, but the author already illegally removed the NRV tag. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 23:13, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

NRVed and if the author removes the NRV tag in the wrong way, report them to Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 21:17, 17 February 2006 (UTC)

Sir James Dyson and Dyson

James Dyson is a vacuum inventor. I'm trying to figure out if these are vanity or not, but either way, they suck and have little to do with Wikipedia:James Dyson.

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif18:30, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

Joey from Friends

Like the television show, content is lacking, jokes are lame. Unlike the TV show there isn't Jennifer Coolidge to redeem even 20 seconds of airtime. Huff it. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:55, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

COMMENT maybe that should become a qualification for QVD. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:30, 17 February 2006 (UTC)

Lou_Rawls

The content is semi-amusing, even if not original, but it has basically nothing to do with Wikipedia:Lou Rawls. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 10:39, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

PoPoLoCrois

This RPG article seems lame, but I have never played it, so maybe it is secretly funny. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 08:18, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Delete. ~ T. (talk) 08:28, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • I don't get it. Smashy. ~ —Hinoa KUN (talk) 16:35, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Me either. huff --Keithhackworth MUN 17:07, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Kill --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:21, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • The Guillotineicon.jpgGuillotine is His Majesty's recommendation as to the appropriate sentencing for this defilement.

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif18:18, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

Silkroad_Online

This RPG article seems lame, but I have never played it, so maybe it is secretly funny. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 08:14, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

BALEETED: I played it briefly and this is just a bitching fanboy. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 19:45, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

Ilya Gulayev - person of a year

  • huff Vanity? --Splaka 07:05, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete. No en.wp, and a non-entity by Google, even by alternate spelling (Ilya Gulyaev). ~ T. (talk) 08:26, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • No, It's non-notable. So delete it.--Jtaylor1 08:27, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

* there is real person with such name... Unsigned = disregarded --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:09, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Search in Google in Russian language (Илья Гуляев) finds a mentioning of this person in the page of Kalinin nuclear station. According to it, Ilya Gulayev is a student. --Comrade Che 14:07, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • QVFD this vanity. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:09, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

Leagueunlimited

I am clearing out my list of possible vanity articles tonight. Sorry. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 05:29, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Delete. ~ T. (talk) 08:30, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Kill --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:21, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Guillotineicon.jpg"to the Guillotine!" shouts His Royal Majesty, "for the crime of sinful vanity."

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif18:21, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

Some Dude From Poland

  • It has potential, I guess, but is not currently in good standing. Guillotineicon.jpgGuillotine.

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif03:03, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

Kwyjibo

  • Guillotineicon.jpg"to the Guillotine!" shouts His Royal Majesty, "for the crime of having merely four sentences, none of which contain the most remote trace of humor or humour."

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif02:21, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

NRV --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 19:49, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

Insulin

  • Guillotineicon.jpg"to the Guillotine!" shouts His Royal Majesty, "for the crime of listage."

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif02:05, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

Comment - remember to add VFD tag - but don't tag pages under construction. --Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 03:29, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

Kept. Under Construction. Also, I requested the article. =] --KATIE!! 18:22, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

Books

  • Guillotineicon.jpgGuillotine. It's been rewritten many times, but never seems to get longer or better.

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif02:09, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

REDIRECTED --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 21:11, 17 February 2006 (UTC)

Making up Thomas Jefferson quotes

  • Delete - I can't do anything with this one; IMHO there was precious little potential here to begin with, and jokes about sex with slave girls are just not my thing. I'm moving the teensy amount of worthwhile content into Thomas Jefferson, and would like to reduce the number of quotes pages (at least temporarily) in hopes of making Gwax happier, since he truly deserves more happiness. -  c • > • cunwapquc? - 01:45, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
Comment: Wow, coming from u, probably the biggest "made up quotes" maker, Gwax should take this as a love declaration.--Rataube 02:03, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
Keep it. I think that it can work, but it has to be really off-color. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:11, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

Discussion move to Village Dump. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 19:41, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

Making up Star Trek quotes

Making up Sun-Tzu quotes
Making up God quotes
Making up Cthulhu quotes
Making up Family Guy quotes
Making up Matrix quotes
Making up Anonymous quotes
Making up February 3rd quotes
Making up Oscar Wilde quotes
Making up Winston Churchill quotes
Making up Christopher Walken quotes
Making up Mark Twain Quotes
Making up Noel Coward quotes
Making up Star Trek quotes
Making up Thomas Jefferson Quotes
Making up Arthur C. Clarke quotes
Making up Benjamin Franklin quotes
Making up Albert Einstein quotes
Making Up Oscar Wilde quotes for Dummies
Making up Noel Coward quotes
Making up Albert Einstein quotes

With the exception of Oscar Wilde (because it uses a special template), Delete em all! --Keithhackworth MUN 17:20, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

DISCUSSION MOVED TO VILLAGE DUMP --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 19:39, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

End of the world

  • The Guillotineicon.jpgGuillotine is His Majesty's recommendation as to the appropriate sentencing for this defilement. This is a bloody list.

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif23:24, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

REDIRECTED --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 21:10, 17 February 2006 (UTC)

Mulleteers

  • After spending a few minuntes trying to clean this one up, I decided it should probably redirect to Muleteers --Keithhackworth MUN 17:18, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
*Considering that I created Muleteers, all I can say is that the charm comes not only from the references to Johnny Damon going to the Yankees and losing his power, but also from the misspelled name. I'm just sayin'. Jlove1982 22:18, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak keep could become a real boy someday.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:56, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
  • The Guillotineicon.jpgGuillotine is His Majesty's recommendation as to the appropriate sentencing for this defilement.

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif23:26, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Delete.--Winston 14:58, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Keep and rewrite this would be very funny if it was reworked as an article for the Mickey Mulleteers, and connected to Mickey Mullet himself. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:18, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

NRVed for rewrite: Yeah, that would be very funny; so here's what we're going to do, it'll be NRVed and if someone rewrites it before the NRV expires, it should be put up for VFD again. If no one rewrites it, it'll die. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 19:19, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

India

  • Delete like crazy. Stupid piece of crap, even the original Thomas Cunningham was funnier. I feel offended, and this shouldn't offend at all. The Orson Welles quotation makes it even worse. Delete it immediately. Thistheman 23:24, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Smashy. Boring, besides. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 00:40, 13 February 2006 (UTC) (See below)
  • Maul - Worse than the East India Company. As, like, the real East India Company, not the Uncyclopedia article about it. If we have one. — Bear.jpg 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP (Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!) 12:36, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Bomb. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 14:21, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Keep. keep, keep. And read through properly.there is a lot of work to do, but no need to finish it of.I will patronage it! --Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 14:39, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
    • All right, read through it again. I found the C program to be funny enough to warrant this page a very weak keep. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 16:17, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak Keep. I think it's crap, but if Suresh wants to patronage he deserves the chance. He succesfully brought Beatification back to business.--Rataube 16:15, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
Thank's for the confidence. I started of with a garam masala lassi to make the flat murgh pulau a bit more spicy. --Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 22:49, 13 February 2006 (UTC)
A garam masala lassi? Huglaglhlaghl!!! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 15:08, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Keep: Not great, but it's a semi-decent attempt at a start to an article about India. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 21:13, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment: Needs some sort of reference to cell phones since they have more of them then us americans do.

"Imporvise" Must be improvised by refering to Indians getting all the jobs, being super smart nerds, everyone having a cell phone and Information Technology

  • Guillotineicon.jpg"to the Guillotine!" shouts His Royal Majesty, "for the crime of omitting wiki format and failure to include images."

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif16:15, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

Information I have added and rewritten enough material to dare to remove the VFD-sign. And more is coming. Rubbish remains at the and and will gradually be removed --Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 02:47, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

KEPT: Suresh's work is sufficient to warrant removing it from VFD. (In the future, Suresh, you should make your note at the end, and leave the removal of the VFD tag to an admin so nobody gets the wrong idea about your actions.) --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 19:05, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

Al Qaeda Initiation Rights

Yes, but if anyone decides to move it, be sure to clear the reference to the misspelling towards the end of the article. --Some user 02:22, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Keep after Some User added the pic - that's FUNNY!!! --Keithhackworth MUN 16:37, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Keep I fixed the title and removed the reference to that misspelling. --Spin 03:50, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Keep. But Hinoa and Acid, your hate is silly, u should be ashamed.--Rataube 12:55, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete. This is as funny and inventive as anything about Michael Jackson.--Winston 15:00, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong Keep. This is actually quite good with the pics.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 22:17, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

KEPT --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 21:05, 17 February 2006 (UTC)

Tachyon

Kept: Not the best article, but definitely not huff-worthy. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 19:10, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

Hayden Christensen

  • The only thing funny about this article is the line about George Lucas as God. Consuelos 23:53, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

Osiris

Deleted. ~ T. (talk) 16:26, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Guillotineicon.jpg"to the Guillotine!" shouts His Royal Majesty, "for the crime of resurrection of a worthless article already once beheaded into one equally terrible."

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif06:15, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

  • QVFD --Some user 19:27, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Notice how the Steve "Fucking Kill™" Ballmer quote takes up one-quarter of the article itself. Smash it with a HAMMMER. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 19:32, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Kill it - Pages without pretty pictures are generally worthless. Learn how to use photoshop (or at least, mspaint). --Big Brother 1984 10:56, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
  • I can only say this to this lame article: Crush it. --Verizanni 02:06, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Slap it upside the head. Then delete it. Consuelos 02:20, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Once again, why bother voting? I'm throwing this on QVFD right now. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 14:43, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

Inifinite

  • Guillotineicon.jpg"to the Guillotine!" shouts His Royal Majesty, "for the crime of total and utter worthlessness."

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif06:13, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

  • QVFD, and/or move to Undictionary. --Some user 19:24, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
  • I've thrown this on QVFD, as it's utter shit and misspelled! (why it's still here, I have no clue.) --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:48, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Smashy. Slightly too factual for my taste. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 18:56, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

Microsoft Windows

Redirected as Winston suggested. ~ T. (talk) 16:40, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Less funny than Windows (although that article is far from VFH quality either), short, and a merge doesn't seem possible. Delete or Redirect to Windows. - Sikon 05:41, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
  • I agree... Redirect --Some user 19:28, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Copy the content from Windows to the Microsoft Windows name then use Windows as the Redirect point. Also, save the M$ Windows logo from the bad article.--Winston 21:30, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Redirect via Winston's method. Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif08:29, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Merge I thought it was OK --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 04:49, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

CEO

  • Kept. ~ T. (talk) 06:42, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

* Delete - too short and possibly slander.--Jtaylor1 22:43, 17 February 2006 (UTC)

Comment: Slander applies to oral communication. Did you mean libel, and if so please discuss on the article's talk page? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:47, 17 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Keep -  c • > • cunwapquc? 01:42, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
  • From my extremely limited legal experience, there is nothing legally wrong with this. It doesn't specifiy any specific companies or CEOs so it is perfectly Kosher. As long as it doesn't mention any specific CEOs or companies, all it needs is to be expanded --Toloran 03:02, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Keep and expand.--Winston 21:31, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Keep but I'd like to see images that work with article; the current ones are pretty incongruent with the topic. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:51, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Keep and Rewrite. Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif08:30, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Keep It is so look-a-like! --Suresh simple.png Swami A. Suresh 13:35, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Keep. That's sharp. Consuelos 02:15, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

Whimsy

  • Guillotineicon.jpg"to the Guillotine!" shouts His Royal Majesty, "for the crime of relying on reporting on the the current state of the author's testicles for humor, and still failing to achieve a respectable state.""

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif14:47, 17 February 2006 (UTC)

COMMENT: I attempted a rewrite - at least there is somewhat more of a train of thought.

Post-rewrite:

Well, it's a keeper now, surely? Interesting, though... I would have cast it as some sort of deadly disease, spreading through the populace, destroying everything in its path, etc. But I guess I've never been an especially whimsical guy.  c • > • cunwapquc? 01:40, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

Comment Ooooh, I like that much better, like Tourettes meets Hello Kitty, but cuter. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:55, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Looks fine to me, keep --Toloran 02:58, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Okay, I think Pretty did a good job with it. Keep.

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif08:36, 19 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Keep - But it is a bit long. Shorter would be better. --Big Brother 1984 11:02, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

KEPT --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 12:52, 22 February 2006 (UTC)

Adam

  • Guillotineicon.jpg"to the Guillotine!" shouts His Royal Majesty, "for the crime of pitiful shortness and general lack of humor."

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif14:38, 17 February 2006 (UTC)

NRVed --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 12:53, 22 February 2006 (UTC)

420chan

  • Guillotineicon.jpgGuillotine. It appears to be a part of a series of many pages of similar topic, most of which seem to have already been nuked. Also, it refers to another site, and is what I would consider to be vanity.

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif02:49, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

  • just to clarify, I meant the existing page of 1chan, along with many suspicious red link names. I am not including 4chan in the same group as these. Simulacrum Caputosis 03:01, 16 February 2006 (UTC)

Kittyslasher

Slashed. ~ T. (talk) 16:22, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Delete. This might be the worst article on the entire site. Tom Veil 21:52, 18 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete, All the links go back to somones blog Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:46, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
  • What a load of cock. Obliterate It, and fast Karma Llama 01:35, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete--Spin 01:45, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
  • The Guillotineicon.jpgGuillotine is His Majesty's recommendation as to the appropriate sentencing for this defilement.

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif

  • Get rid of it and make sure you flush twice to get rid of Kittyslasher Entertainment too.--Count of Monkey Crisco 16:18, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Please, please, please delete. --Some user 17:46, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete this awful unfunny self-promotional vanity. --DW III CUN.pngOUN.png 01:13, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Kill as quickly as humanly possible. Consuelos 02:21, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Maul Wow. This is one of the worst articles I've ever seen. — Bear.jpg 2ND LT. Sir David, Grizzly of Wild KUN VFH FP (Oh my God! Grizzly Bear! Nooooo!) 11:30, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Why in the name of the Outer Gods are we even voting on these worthless NNP vanity pages? This festering piece of goat shit, and all others like it, should have been QVFD fodder the minute they were detected. But, since we're all here and we've got the punch & cookies, I might as well vote to FUCKING BLOW IT STRAIGHT TO THE SEVENTH RING OF DANTE'S HELL. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 14:41, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

DoomPod

Never

Kept. ~ T. (talk) 16:24, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Guillotineicon.jpg"to the Guillotine!" shouts His Royal Majesty, "for the crime called listing."

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif06:26, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

Torchie

The references to forums, chatrooms and alternate nicks make me think this is slandity. But if anyone thinks otherwise it shall be spared. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 07:49, 19 February 2006 (UTC)

  • "The sentence of the Guillotineicon.jpgGUILLOTINE shall be handed to this heretic whose blasphemy, slander, and self-worship tarnishes the pristine face of our great empire."

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif08:25, 19 February 2006 (UTC)

Lexicon, 7-year-old with no front teeth, THE GREAT CON QUESO, & THE ETERNAL CREATIONS OF THE LEXICON

Agreed. ~ T. (talk) 16:19, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Delete all 4; all from the same user; unfunny & no relevance to anything except themselves. --DW III CUN.pngOUN.png 03:30, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Guillotineicon.jpg"to the Guillotine!" shouts His Royal Majesty, "for the crime pointless reliance on self-link and general stupidity."

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif

  • Delete all four. - Amazing. --Some user 17:40, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Slice 'em all. Absolutely astonishing. I think this person is in fact seven years himself. Consuelos 02:12, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

Al Franken's thick, meaty penis

  • Amputated. ~ T. (talk) 06:39, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
  • This sure is an article nobody at all asked for. emasculate it --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:57, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Castrate. --Some user 17:35, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
  • SMASHY!!! --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 23:45, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Keep. It made me chuckle. --DeathByPie 07:43, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete. The jokes have that moronic, middle-school quality -- the stupidity that knows no shame. Or wit. ----OEJ 00:49, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Detonate. --Verizanni 02:02, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

Doitzel

Suspected vanity. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 23:38, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Guillotineicon.jpg"to the Guillotine!" shouts His Royal Majesty, "for the crime vanity most foul."

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif00:48, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Delete. ~ T. (talk) 06:29, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Allowable vanity? According to whom? This NNP crap bucket deserves Death. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 14:32, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Not even finished, not funny, vanity, sucks axe... the list goes on and on why it should be deleted. SMASHY. -—Hinoa KUN (talk) 18:58, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
  • You suspect that it is vanity? Delete Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 23:30, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

Comics journal

Deleted. ~ T. (talk) 16:17, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Complete crap, hasn't been edited since August of 05. Delete.--SirNuke 21:58, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Either Guillotineicon.jpgGuillotine this abominaton, or else QVFD it at once!

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif00:48, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Delete - Does this violate the Vanity Policy? --Some user 02:41, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Smashy. !funny —Hinoa KUN (talk) 06:16, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Make it burn. --DeathByPie 07:40, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete. ~ T. (talk) 06:30, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

Third kingdom

Deleted. ~ T. (talk) 06:31, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Destroy This article isn't funny and is way inappropriate. Preview of wrongness: National Socialist Jewish Worker's Party --Fly1393 20:31, 19 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete  c • > • cunwapquc? 02:40, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Smashy ——Hinoa KUN (talk) 06:16, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Murder. --DeathByPie 07:40, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Die. --Andrusi 18:55, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Guillotineicon.jpg"to the Guillotine!" shouts His Royal Majesty, "for the crime of containing seemingly ernestly foul political agendas not to the benefit of Uncyclopedia. It is a poor attempt at humor, if there is any attempt within it to be mentioned."

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif00:54, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

West Korea

Pointless. Anything of any redeeming value in this article should be merged into South Korea.--Ryoske 05:19, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

Mr._Povlish

  • Delete. ~ T. (talk) 06:28, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Keep it I think its awesome due to the fact, number one, the writer is the man, and number two, who really does like Povlish. User:Omg its ru
    • If the subject of the article is also the author, as you claim, then it is in clear violation of policy and must be deleted reguardless of the result of this vote. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk)

bubble gum

  • Guillotineicon.jpg"to the Guillotine!" shouts His Royal Majesty, "for the crime of stupidity"

Crown.gifSimulacrumCaputosisTheGreat*moan* F@H MUN CM NS 03:06, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

Glenroyal

Not funny, no sense, lacking content, I could on but why put more effort into this VfD than the creator of the article put into the article itself. Kill it! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:59, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

Agent ONE

  • Not funny. I would have QVFD'd it, but it looks like the author put a bit of time into it. Doesn't stop it from sucking, though. Smash it with a hammer. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 19:32, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
...or a sysop can just huff it on sight. Never mind! --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 19:33, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
I love it when that happens! Oh, to have my own HuffMaster 9000... --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 19:35, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

Windows QWERTY

  • Continuing the crappy Windows puns purge. - Sikon 17:14, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Explain to me what a DRM is, and I might change my vote from smashy to weak smashy. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 18:41, 21 February 2006 (UTC) See below:
    • DRM stands for "digital restrictions management", although some people say the R is for "rights". - Sikon 18:42, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
      • Kay. As promised, weak smashy. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 18:45, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Ugh, just kill it. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:44, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete. What is next, Windows Dvorak? [1] Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 23:23, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

Dr.Evil

  • Delete Not original at all, from the Austin Powers movies.--Jojo 21:59, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

Adam

  • Keep Smacked it round some to knock of the ugly, no longer merits NRV (IMHO). --Bloodrage 21:03, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

KEPT --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 23:28, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

Jessica Alba's Ass

  • Guillotineicon.jpg"to the Guillotine!" shouts His Royal Majesty, "for the crime of assininity."
--Crown.gifSimulacrumCaputosisTheGreat*moan* F@H MUN CM NS 

Quantum Replay Man

  • Guillotineicon.jpg"to the Guillotine!" shouts His Royal Majesty, "for the crime of lacking creativity."
--Crown.gifSimulacrumCaputosisTheGreat*moan* F@H MUN CM NS 16:35, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
Delorted. Wasn't even worth placing here.

Random_fights

I just don't like it. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 11:09, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

  • This page begs for attention, so lets delete it! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:02, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Guillotineicon.jpgGuillotine this pile of blasphemy on charges of suspected vanity.
--Crown.gifSimulacrumCaputosisTheGreat*moan* F@H MUN CM NS 16:41, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Randomly Delete. Then randomly cockpunch the random author. Randomly. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:14, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete - would have been funny, but the stupid got in the way. --Iritscen 18:08, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Failed to live up to my expectations. Smashy. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 19:21, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Stupid and pointless, no one really cares about "word fights". Delete --Sweatingjojo 21:55, 23 February 2006

Fsck

  • Stating the exact opposite of the truth isn't funny. - Sikon 05:20, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
  • That's not opposite - opposite would be a command that would break your harddrive. Surely we can come up with a better article for fsck. Perhaps a combination of freaking and sick in the same word. Did you see that article? It's fsck! Rewrite --Keithhackworth MUN 12:38, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
  • "A command that would break your harddrive" is the truth, not the opposite. - Sikon 15:32, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
  • just Guillotineicon.jpgGuillotine it already!--Crown.gifSimulacrumCaputosisTheGreat*moan* F@H MUN CM NS  16:45, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Fsck it. Delete. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:16, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete Its dumb and the opposite of reality.--Jojo 22:11, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

Stickognoza

  • No opinion This page was deleted because it was thought that the author blanked it himself, but he didn't. He pointed it out on IRC so I restored it, rolled back to his last edit and put it here for a vote. --—rc (t) 22:17, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
  • The Guillotineicon.jpgGuillotine is His Majesty's recommendation as to the appropriate sentencing for this defilement.
--Crown.gifSimulacrumCaputosisTheGreat*moan* F@H MUN CM NS  01:15, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete, and I hope Simulacrum doesn't mind my fixing the spelling on his "guillotine" template. --Some user 01:39, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

Why delete it, if this is the case? Signatures, people. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 17:18, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

OH SNAP

OH CRAP. NRV'd, but VFDing it here to prevent it from spreading. - Sikon 18:56, 22 February 2006 (UTC)

After the Matrix

What in the world???

  • Delete --Keithhackworth MUN 15:52, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
  • (0_o)... umm... yeah. I think someone was trying a bit too hard for the Bat Fuck Insane template. Delete. (But man, does this give me ideas!) --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 15:56, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Disconnect from the Matrix. - Sikon 16:03, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Error. Database is down due to someone smashing it with a hammer. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 17:28, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
  • The Guillotineicon.jpgGuillotine is His Majesty's recommendation as to the appropriate sentencing for this defilement. Crown.gifSimulacrumCaputosisTheGreat*moan* F@H MUN CM NS  17:32, 22 February 2006 (UTC)

Gabba

I really don't get this one. I could be wrong, but I think this needs to go. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:09, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Yeah, I think you may be right. Anyway, it's not funny. Delete. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 16:17, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Smashy, like what I do to every other kind of techno not-music. --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 18:43, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete Even after two gin martinis, it doesn't make sense.Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 23:25, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete. Yeah, when I saw the title I thought, "Hey! Ramones-related!" But I was bitterly disappointed. --Some user 00:06, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Keep: The sad thing is that the article is pretty spot on as to what Gabba (or Gabber) really is. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 13:17, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
  • The Guillotineicon.jpgGuillotine is His Majesty's recommendation as to the appropriate sentencing for this defilement. If it's right on, then it's too close to truth. My vote, however, is based on the fact that the article has little/no content. --Crown.gifSimulacrumCaputosisTheGreat*moan* F@H MUN CM NS 17:29, 22 February 2006 (UTC)

Gravity

*As it stands now, I say Guillotineicon.jpgGuillotine, but it does show potential. If somone can improve it, I shall rescind my vote. Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif00:40, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Keep. Jeez, it's really kind of a fundamental article I think. And a lot of people have worked on it...despite its oddly disjointed structure. Or maybe that's the reason it's a bit odd. Lemme give it a little screw-tightening and see how it looks?----OEJ 00:55, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Okay, Keep now. I like it a whole lot better.

Crown.gifSimulacrumCaputosisTheGreat*moan* F@H MUN CM NS 03:06, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

I hope the many other authors aren't upset by the heavyhanded editing. I aimed for internal consistency and some level of realism in the physics, and so ended up cutting some ideas. Sorry about that.----OEJ 20:55, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Keep in orbit. All Yeah, non against? --213.204.132.1 04:02, 22 February 2006 (UTC)

KEPT --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 23:32, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

New Year's Eve

  • Guillotineicon.jpg"to the Guillotine!" shouts His Royal Majesty, "for the crime of lacking wiki formatting."

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif00:40, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Keep. I added some formatting and expanded it a little, It would hardly have been difficult to add the formatting yourself. --Chris0132 01:48, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

NRV --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 23:33, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:User preferences help

Comment: Techinically you're not allowed to VFD Uncyclopedia Namespace articles. However, I guess it's not my decision. If they end up taking it off you can do what they did with the forum and just post it at the dump. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:33, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Nuke. - Sikon 17:08, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Delete. ~ T. (talk) 06:32, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

Northeast United States, Southern United States, Western United States

Was gonna QVFD, but i thought I'd be democratic about it. There is absolutely no reason for these artciles, there's another one in the series Midwest United States but it actually has content. Anyway Delete. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 18:00, 19 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Delete, but given that these are all Rangeley's, were they part of a colonization at some point? If so, then deleting these would probably break a few links. --Some user 18:06, 19 February 2006 (UTC)

Why delete? Wouldnt adding content make sense? Notice every single state links to the region it belongs to... ~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us.png GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 20:16, 19 February 2006 (UTC)

If you tell me one good reason why they should be kept, right now. I'll remove the nom. But right now all they are are links.. like a disambiguation page, except it wouldn;t function correctly as a disambiguation page. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:47, 19 February 2006 (UTC)

Pages like this exist at wikipedia and are useful organization pages. This is just like the United States Presidents article, the article in itself is not meant to be drop dead hilarious, but instead provide a place to find all the related articles. ~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us.png GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 01:17, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

But even the United States Presidents has a little bit of funny (e.g. Saddam Hussein) I don't know, it looks like this nom is going nowehre, I'll leave it up for another day though. Because I don't think three opinions on a single subject is enough. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:31, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

Northeast United States has about as much funny as the US Presidents article. If funny is what is wanted, just add some blurbs or something to the articles. Their purpose is to be useful to find things, and I dont see the actual point of deleting them. ~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us.png GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 03:35, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

  • Nuke all. Lists make me sick. - Sikon 03:42, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Conditional delete. I was responsible for the Midwest United States rewrite (it was like the other three at first). If I had the first-hand experience, I'd add content to the others, too, but I live in the Midwest and don't get around the country much. Content-full (content-having? contentable? contented?) these aren't, but can't anyone else from the appropriate ends of the US rewrite the remaining three so we at least have a full set? If not, I'm saying delete. --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 07:56, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
  • I will add some things to the three, then. ~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us.png GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 13:04, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
  • "To the Guillotineicon.jpgGuillotine should the lot of them be marched."

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif00:29, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

Content Added. not extremely funny, but I hereby remove this nomination from VFD. If any of you disagree, nom it again. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:43, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

You never said it had to be funny content :) ~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us.png GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 02:49, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

Indeed I did not. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:50, 21 February 2006 (UTC)

Neoconservative

  • Guillotineicon.jpg"to the Guillotine!" shouts His Royal Majesty, "for the crime of shortness and pointlessness. Notice the VFD template now occupies over half the article."

Crown.gifHis Royal Majesty, Simulacrum Caputosis the GreatCrown.gif06:26, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

REDIRECTED --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 13:09, 22 February 2006 (UTC)

Chuck Norris/Facts

  • First of all, gwax outlawed these in the main Chuck Norris disscusion page. Second of all...no. Most of these just suck and were probably made up by the author.--Yoshi blade 04:48, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Total shit, and a list to boot. Kill it. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 18:50, 21 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Silly Rabbit, Trix are for Kids. Gwax outlawed them, then thought about the matter more, and for various reasons brought them back from the deleted Chuck Norris articles of the past. And, like it or not, they're staying for now (though a clean up would be fantastic). If you want to discuss it further, I recommend looking up the appropriate Village Dump discussion or starting a thread on the article's talk page. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 12:48, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Blast with a three-stage deatomizer. - Sikon 13:19, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Gwax is right. Flush it--Jtaylor1 23:35, 22 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment: Flushed. Took 74 minutes. I have a migraine. You're welcome. Oh and feel free to add anything funny that I may have removed and remove anything that I overlooked. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:03, 23 February 2006 (UTC)
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