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Just now I thought of an old Forum topic I posted and I thought Hey, it must be a year since that thread. And I was almost exactly right. So answer these questions about your watchlist:

How many pages do you have on your watchlist?
What are the first and last pages listed?
Which namespace contains the most pages on your watchlist?
Which contains the fewest?
How many pages are actually redlinks (you should really clean those up)?
Scroll down your list and, without looking, land your cursor on a random page and post it.
How many page titles contain your username?
List a page you watchlisted at one point, but now you have no idea why you did so.
What is the page you're most embarrassed to have on your watchlist?
Post the fifth image you have watchlisted.
List an old, great article that you watchlisted long ago and which everybody should read and then VFH.
Make a wish and scroll down your watchlist while counting to twenty million. If you finish before reaching the bottom you will get a kiss from your crush <3!

Mine:

1357 (first list: 1000)
"Paul is dead" hoax, UnTunes:Main Page
Forum: by far - I probably have 900 Forum pages watched
Aside from the namespaces from which I have no pages watched (and I can't remember all our namespaces so I won't list them), UnTunes: wins with 1 page
110 (12.3% of my watchlist)
UnNews:College celebrates another year of raising tuition (this is whoring, but I promise it is random whoring)
26 (only two outside my userspace, and one is a redlink)
Norway
User:Sannse is a big fat slutty bitch with big bitch tits (not really embarrassing but I think it's amusing)
Being and Nothingness
Only got to 17,550,241. $@%$ —rc (t) 03:29, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

My turn

2,498 pages (holy shit!)
"Special" Ads, ☻
the User namespace (I'm a welcome whore!)
Game and Category with 4
How do you figure that out, cause its too many to count and probably over 50%
User:Fizz
44.
I have no idea why i watchlist anything, i just set settings to watch everything i've ever edited, be it constructive, or just a JS edit.
i love the cock Red link, but what am i olipro?
Um... penis joke
NO U! Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:49, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

I'm game.

57 pages. I take UN:N to heart, you see.
Accuracy dispute and Forum:Shut Down Uncyclopedia
I watch the mainspace the most.
Well, not counting all the namespaces I don't watch, I only have 1 for Forum.
Two redlinks, neither of which should have been deleted, I'd say.
User:Modusoperandi. Such a doll!
One... I probably should be watching my subpages. Thanks for reminding me.
Jean-Bédel Bokassa. I seriously have no memory of this until recently.
That would be my answer to the next question. There's something about that image that just weirds me out.
Accuracy dispute. Classic.
My crush is stiff and she isn't breathing. (She's a robot, you see.) --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 04:17, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

537. I like to keep it tidy.
4'33" and ☃. Although UnNews:Zimbabwe's Mugabe claims to have won the Euro 2008 championship is the last one alphabetically.
User.
Game, though there's no babel or untunes.
4.
Poodle.
6, including User:Spang once for all the subpages.
Sir Charles M. Talleyrand
Kiddie Fiddler. Though it is a good article.
Pathology. Whore! Whore!
Is there a time limit on this? I counted, but if I don't get that kiss in the next 24 hours, I'm gonna sue. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 13:23, 06 Jul 2008

70 post clean-out
Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol and Uncyclopedia:VFS
User
Template, Category and Forum all tie with 1 each
Ignoring talk archives/Cajek's general talk page, 4
User:Under user
25
Forum:Petition for Spang to archive his talkpage, which has grown ridiculously large, and takes so long to load that you could go make yourself a cup of hot tea and come back and it wouldn't even be past the arc, and God help any dialup users
WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH GRAWP? GIANT DICK MAKE UNDER USER HAVE HUGE ORGASMS. WARM, STICKY CUM FOUNTAIN OUT OF GIANT DICK, MAKE USER HAPPY. - seriously, why is this on my watchlist?
Special:Contributions/Lawlll_whutt. That's why. --UU - natter 09:25, Jul 10
I can't really do this without whoring, as I only have my own articles watchlisted in mainspace, but anyways, HowTo:Drive a train.
After this long? Yeah, right! ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [t e c ħ] [k u r k] [6/07 14:04]

275
Campaign Leaflet - Forum:Your Favouritest Article
User
Game
24
Uncyclopedia:VFH/Paradise Inc.
A lot
Jailbait Earth Creationists
Uncyclopedia:VFP/Image:Touch eachouther.jpg or UnNews:Olipro is wearing a thong, offers $10,000 to anyone who can guess what color it is - WHY? WHY?!
UnBooks:American History!
So I don't have to send it to 4757893479539495394 other people in an hour? Baby you're mine! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:09, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

174
A-level is first, with UnTunes:I Am The Very Model of a Crazy Fundamentalist last.
Main
UnTunes, with just the one.
8 redlinks. Only two require cleaning up.
Therandom article generator came up with Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnBooks:The secret diary of Andrew Murray, aged 20¾.
18 15Mickey20s
Gang bang.
Charlotte Church: one of my first nooby adventures into writing, which has since been reclaimed by the IP tide.
A bit dull, but...
Necrophiliphobia.
I'm going to need a bigger watchlist.

-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 15:12, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

684. I started to clean it out once it hit 1,000 (I'm up to the U's in the image section, so far).
First and last are both pages that I wrote. You should've been there. They were awesome. Later, we had cake and ice cream and mom rented a pony and a clown and a juggler who juggled and everything!
Images.
Babel, with 3.
4. Two of which are Undictionary and can't be removed. Oh, the humanity!
I did "Scroll down your list and, without looking, land your cursor on a random page..." and closed Firefox. Thanks a lot.
39.
Most of the user talkpages. I hope that whatever I said their was both helpful and witty.
I made it for Prettiestpretty. Worst...headswap...ever. I still have nightmares about it.
I 'chopped this after the real BotM badge hit VFP. I still have this badge on my cub scout uniform. As a matter of fact, I'm still wearing my cub scout uniform. Yes, it's as creepy as it sounds. Creepier, probably.
There's one page in particular, but I try to avoid whoring. You wouldn't like it anyway. It goes on and on, doesn't get to the point until 3/4's of the way through, and has a low key ending. I found the idea of such a setup amusing. Still do.
I believe that the kids these days would say something along the lines of "Epic fail!" Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:41, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

199. Just cleaned it recently.
User:Rcmurphy,Uncyclopedia:RadicalX's Corner
UnTunes; all of it with actual audio.
Category - 4
7 I'm keeping for sentimental reasons.
User:Modusoperandi
24
YO MOMMA
I take the fifth.
Whore frost
Meh. I've got laid already today. . .

Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 01:50, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

A lean, mean 367, just over a page a day for a year
Analrapist to Worst 100 Reflections on 2008
User, propbably
Category, with a lowly 2
15
UnPoetia:Ode To Mrs Amanda McKitterick Ros
About 40
Mira Nair
Analrapist
I don't tend to watch many articles like that, and I don't think anything of mine is ready at the moment
I think I'm already safe in that respect. --UU - natter 10:48, Jul 7

1793. I really should clean up some time.
"Man Booker Prize" - Forum:Writing a numbers article
Mainspace
Babel with a mere 5
78 or so
Worst 100 Ways to Deliver Bad News. An Uncyclopedia classic.
48
Temperance movement
GRAWP WANT TO STICK GIANT DICK INTO PIKACHU AND HAVE WARM, STICKY CUM FOUNTAIN OUT OF GIANT DICK, MAKE PIKACHU HAPPY. PIKACHU THEN HAVE MASSIVE ORGASM AND GIANT DICK BURSTS THROUGH TINY PIKACHU, KILLING IT ACCIDENTALLY BUT CAUSING MUCH LULZ. - redlink, but still: wtf?
Special:Contributions/Lawlll_whutt - that. --UU - natter 09:25, Jul 10
List of animals that don't exist, but should
How high do I have to count for my "crush" to give me an earth-shattering blowjob? -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:08, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

22. So miniscule compared to the rest of you guys. : /
Batman and Worst 100 Reflections on 2008
Main
User (My own).
None.
Space Ghost.
Uh, just one, I think......
Slipknot. It's obviously gone now. One of the first articles that I came across that I found funny. And I don't even like them.
Britney Spears or Green Day, because I don't like either of 'em that much. I think the Green Day page itself is pretty funny, but I don't like the band as much as I used to. The Britney page is pretty bad, actually, and she has no talent, of course.
I don't have any images on my watchlist.
...........
Nigga, fo' real?

-- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:13, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

118. Wow, does it need a clearing out.
42 (number), Worst 100 Reflections on 2008
Uncyclopedia
Image
Jandu's Law of Constance - I must've thought whatever it was, was funny
Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/signup. Big deal.
19.
Sjdhasjlhdsaoufhrgousohfuladhufla. Yep, I'm serious.
User:Cripes - it's my ex-girlfriend's dormant account.
I only have one image, and it's this:
Forum:Article huffing, my greatest work.
With a little help from my bot, I managed it. Shame I don't have a crush. I don't. I really don't. I DON'T DAMN IT

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:26 Jul 09, 2008

Only 135. But I'm still a n00b.
30 Roc and Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion.
Main, User, Uncyclopedia, and Image are all really close.
Category
Only one: When I ate my arm.
The 1th person Chuck Norris kicked into the sun. Well, I'll be.
25
I'm too n00bish to have already forgotten what these pages are.
Dodge ball Massacre of 1332 - arguably my least successful attempt to save something from ICU.
User:Cajek/Pee. No, but really, I'm too new to have an "old" article up there.
Fuck. I only got to 19,998,426. --Hyperbole 20:37, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

2008 (I could have sworn I had much more than that... oh well.)
"Weird Al" Yankovic and Forum:백괴사전_(wiki.peremen.name)
Mainspace, with 20 pagedowns to get through the list (narrowly beating Forum with 16 pagedowns to get through).
Game has only two pages watched, and I'm not even sure why they're there.
87 (to be honest, most were watched for the talkpage, but they showed up red, so that's good enough for me.)
I think I clicked a little TOO randomly
49 (but only 1 was not my actual namespace... blame Village Idiot)
HAGGER??????????????????1????????1???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Seriously, why do I have this watchlisted?
User:David Gerard is a drag-queen
I maed a yuky doody It's easily the best page we haven't featured.
I had to stop when my wife asked why I was counting.--<<>> 02:04, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Alright, my turn...

681
667:Neighbor of The Beast(whore!) - UnTunes:Won't Get Banned Again(also whore!)
Looks like 'user' for me, thanks to the welcoming committee, and watching people's pages when I talk there. I hope I said something cool. Oh, how I'd like to be cool...
'Category,' with just one page,.
103
User:Villahj Ideeut/Evangelican. Heh...
101. A bunch of them aren't in my userspace, either. Good luck finding them...muahahaha...
B. ...*shrug*
User:FUCK MY TIGHT LITTLE ASS
Kind of a boring image, really.
Russian Roulette (Whore!)
GREAT GONGLING BAZONKAS!