User:Villahj Ideeut/Evangelican

[23:16:58] <Spang> No, because of centrifugal forces there'd be *more* gravity
[23:17:04] <Spang> ... IF GRAVITY EXISTED
[23:17:10] <Jocke_Pirat> Centrifugal force doesn't exist.
[23:17:11] <EnzoAquarius> �:O
[23:17:19] <Spang> EVERYONE KNOW'S IT'S ALL GOD
[23:17:21] <TheLedBalloon> lolol @ xkdc
[23:17:36] <aTypicalPanda> uhh
[23:17:43] <Villahj_Ideeut> Angular momentum has almost no effect when speaking of gravity.
[23:17:47] <aTypicalPanda> i hate you evangelican christians
[23:17:58] <Villahj_Ideeut> Gravity is determined by an object's mass.
[23:17:59] <Jocke_Pirat> Who doesn't?
[23:18:02] <TheLedBalloon> http://xkcd.com/123/
[23:18:05] <Starnestommy> I'm a nonevangelical agnostic
[23:18:07] <Mister_T> *evangelical, not evangelican
[23:18:14] <EnzoAquarius> Gravity is BASED ON MASS WHOO
[23:18:29] <aTypicalPanda> your point
[23:18:30] <TheLedBalloon> lololololol--- RELEVANT! http://xkcd.com/123/
[23:18:36] <Spang> Gravity is because nobody has thought of falling off yet
[23:18:36] <Jocke_Pirat> Inertia is a property of matter.
[23:18:41] <aTypicalPanda> that MASS WHOO is much more believable than that book the bible
[23:18:47] <aTypicalPanda> WHICH WAS WRITTEN BY MAN
[23:18:53] <Spang> TAKE THAT BACK!!!
[23:18:57] <aTypicalPanda> MAKE ME
[23:19:00] <aTypicalPanda> SCIENCE > BIBLE
[23:19:00] <TheLedBalloon> aTypicalPanda: and you know the sky is blue?
[23:19:01] <Spang> The bible's a book?
[23:19:02] <Villahj_Ideeut> Spang: LMAO!
[23:19:02] <aTypicalPanda> SUCK IT
[23:19:08] <TheLedBalloon> it is!
[23:19:10] <aTypicalPanda> i know the sky is blue
[23:19:11] <TheLedBalloon> blue!
[23:19:13] <aTypicalPanda> and i know why
[23:19:13] <Mister_T> The bible is false
[23:19:18] <Villahj_Ideeut> [23:18:47] <aTypicalPanda> WHICH WAS WRITTEN BY MAN
[23:19:18] <Villahj_Ideeut> [23:18:53] <Spang> TAKE THAT BACK!!!
[23:19:21] <Mister_T> Jesus was black
[23:19:21] <Villahj_Ideeut> Hahahaha
[23:19:26] <Jocke_Pirat> I wouldn't do that. Christians got the Catherine wheel.
[23:19:28] <Mister_T> and he had a stylin frohawk
[23:19:33] <aTypicalPanda> uhh
[23:19:36] <Spang> The sky is god coloured!
[23:19:36] <Jocke_Pirat> They'll make you take that back.
[23:19:40] <aTypicalPanda> Spang
[23:19:42] <aTypicalPanda> GO DIE
[23:19:48] <Villahj_Ideeut> Spang: Hahahahah.
[23:19:51] <aTypicalPanda> SPANG: prove your god exists
[23:19:54] <aTypicalPanda> then i'll listen
[23:19:57] <TheLedBalloon> {{Q|The Bible was written by man|Captain Obvious|The Bible}}
[23:19:59] <aTypicalPanda> so otherwise SUCK IT
[23:20:01] <Spang> The sooner I die, the sooner I can go and sleep with god!
[23:20:05] <aTypicalPanda> ew
[23:20:10] <TheLedBalloon> you like Barack Obama, right aTypicalPanda ?
[23:20:12] <TheLedBalloon> he sucks
[23:20:14] <Spang> God touches me
[23:20:14] <aTypicalPanda> God is supposed to be heterosexual is he not
[23:20:14] <TheLedBalloon> I hate him
[23:20:15] <Spang> at night
[23:20:19] <aTypicalPanda> TheLedBalloon: yes
[23:20:21] <TheLedBalloon> hate hate him hate him
[23:20:29] <Spang> hate hate hat!
[23:20:32] [PRIVMSG >>> TheLedBalloon]: Does aTypicalPanda seriously think Spang is being serious?
[23:20:36] <TheLedBalloon> hate haet hat
[23:20:39] <aTypicalPanda> wow
[23:20:41] <Jocke_Pirat> Gravel and Kucinich are the best, but they can't get funding for crap.
[23:20:47] <Omni> who's dissing god?
[23:20:50] <aTypicalPanda> this is the most intellectual conversation i had in here for like forever
[23:20:51] <Omni> I shall defend god's honor
[23:20:54] <aTypicalPanda> I AM OMNI
[23:20:58] <aTypicalPanda> PROVE HE EXISTS
[23:21:01] <aTypicalPanda> THEN we shall talk
[23:21:02] <Omni> well, my god will fuck you
[23:21:06] <Mister_T> Humanity is a gross side effect of evolution, a misplaced by-product of mother nature, and God doesn't care
[23:21:06] <Villahj_Ideeut> I will prove he exists.
[23:21:08] <aTypicalPanda> he cant
[23:21:09] <Omni> god doesn't requires proof of existence
[23:21:12] <Villahj_Ideeut> 1. Let God exist.
[23:21:14] <aTypicalPanda> he doesnt exist
[23:21:14] <Omni> you are missing the point
[23:21:17] <TheLedBalloon> XD
[23:21:20] <Villahj_Ideeut> 2. God Exists because of the God Exists postulate.
[23:21:24] <Villahj_Ideeut> 3. QED, God Exists.
[23:21:31] <aTypicalPanda> Villahj_Ideeut: theres no proof
[23:21:33] <aTypicalPanda> weres the data
[23:21:34] <TheLedBalloon> no, Villahj_Ideeut , you divided by zero somewhere in there
[23:21:35] <Villahj_Ideeut> Yes there is.
[23:21:39] <Villahj_Ideeut> The proof is all right there.
[23:21:42] <aTypicalPanda> No
[23:21:45] <Spang> aTypicalPanda: The proof was right there, didn't you see it?
[23:21:46] <Villahj_Ideeut> Yes it is.
[23:21:49] <aTypicalPanda> no
[23:21:49] <Omni> why you think people say that god requires no proof, only faith?
[23:21:49] <TheLedBalloon> no it's noit!
[23:21:54] <Spang> Go over points 1 - 3 again
[23:21:55] <Mister_T> All right up your ass, along with your head
[23:21:57] <TheLedBalloon> he divided by zero guys!
[23:21:59] <aTypicalPanda> The proof divided by zero 2 time
[23:22:01] <aTypicalPanda> so
[23:22:06] <aTypicalPanda> it doesn't work
[23:22:09] <Villahj_Ideeut> TheLedBalloon: BUT JESUS CAN DIVIDE BY ZERO
[23:22:10] <Omni> it's because it's beyond the point the fact that he is real or not
[23:22:11] <Villahj_Ideeut> EVERYONE KNOWS THIS.
[23:22:16] <aTypicalPanda> Villahj_Ideeut: NO HE CANT
[23:22:19] <Jocke_Pirat> I have an invisible undetectable fire breathing dragon in my garage that gives me cookies and beer. I pray to him every night and he gives me a chocolate under my pillow.
[23:22:19] <aTypicalPanda> ITS IMPOSSIBLE
[23:22:20] <TheLedBalloon> I AM JESUS
[23:22:21] <Villahj_Ideeut> YES HE CAN.
[23:22:22] <Starnestommy> o_O
[23:22:23] <Omni> it doesn't matter
[23:22:24] <Villahj_Ideeut> I CAN PROVE IT.
[23:22:25] <Mister_T> only the Chuck can divide by zero
[23:22:25] <Omni> and it never mattered
[23:22:26] <Spang> CAN!!!
[23:22:31] <Omni> has god ever came down on earth to do something?
[23:22:32] <Omni> no
[23:22:32] <Starnestommy> Spang: HELP!
[23:22:33] <TheLedBalloon> I WILL DO THE DIVIDING BY ZERO FROM NOW ON
[23:22:34] <Omni> will he ever?
[23:22:35] <Omni> no
[23:22:36] <Villahj_Ideeut> THE JESUS CAN DIVIDE BY ZERO POSTULATE SAYS HE CAN!
[23:22:38] <Omni> does it matter?
[23:22:38] <Omni> no
[23:22:40] <TheLedBalloon> XD
[23:22:43] <Omni> the thing is
[23:22:46] <aTypicalPanda> LOL Villahj_Ideeut NO SUCH THING
[23:22:47] <Spang> ASK GOD FOR HELP!!!!
[23:22:50] <Omni> people say the important thing is faith
[23:22:52] <aTypicalPanda> THERE IS NO GOD
[23:22:53] <Villahj_Ideeut> aTypicalPanda: Yes there is.
[23:22:54] <Spang> Only god can save you now!
[23:23:05] <TheLedBalloon> PROVE IT!
[23:23:05] <aTypicalPanda> Prove there is a god without dividing by zero
[23:23:08] <Omni> and that's because with faith you can have the experience of divine
[23:23:10] <Villahj_Ideeut> TheLedBalloon: Very well.
[23:23:11] <aTypicalPanda> Thats right YOU CANT
[23:23:16] <Starnestommy> Spang: you ARE God!
[23:23:20] <aTypicalPanda> so stfu with ur religion and suck it
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[23:23:23] <Mister_T> Who here says that Jesus is false and Chuck Norris is the only thing ever to be able to divide by 0?
[23:23:27] <Tesfan> woot
[23:23:28] <Villahj_Ideeut> 1. The Jesus can divide by zero postulate exists, by the Jesus can Divide By Zero Postulate Exists Postulate
[23:23:29] Nosliw_pilf is in chat now
[23:23:33] <aTypicalPanda> NO IT DOESNT
[23:23:34] <Tesfan> lol
[23:23:40] <Villahj_Ideeut> 2. QED, The Jesus Can Divide By Zero Postulate exists.
[23:23:44] <aTypicalPanda> Villahj_Ideeut: you are a complete idiot
[23:23:47] <aTypicalPanda> that doesnt exist
[23:23:48] <TheLedBalloon> aTypicalPanda: `you insult my religion! I challenge you to a duel!!!
[23:23:49] <Jocke_Pirat> YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID TO ATTEMPT TO ARGUE WITH GOD CUBE
[23:23:52] <aTypicalPanda> no one can divide by zero
[23:23:56] <TheLedBalloon> a duel, I say!!!
[23:24:03] <aTypicalPanda> Bring it you dam evangelican christians
[23:24:06] <Villahj_Ideeut> aTypicalPanda: Jesus can!
[23:24:11] aTypicalPanda duels TheLedBalloon
[23:24:11] <TheLedBalloon>  pistols at dawn on the banks of the missoura, aTypicalPanda!
[23:24:13] <Villahj_Ideeut> I proved he can!
[23:24:16] <aTypicalPanda> bring it
[23:24:17] Nosliw_pilf sits and watches
23:24:18] <Jocke_Pirat> GOD CUBE CANNOT BE DISPROVEN BECAUSE HE HAS FOUR SIDES
[23:24:25] <Omni> aaaa
[23:24:26] <aTypicalPanda> i'll bring my .45
[23:24:27] <Omni> screw you
[23:24:27] <Omni> ;\
[23:24:30] <Omni> screw you hard
[23:24:33] <aTypicalPanda> no tanx
[23:24:34] <Omni> screw you harder
[23:24:35] <TheLedBalloon> YOUR QUEER JEW GOD HAS A QUEER JEW BOD\
[23:24:37] <aTypicalPanda> i'm 13
[23:24:40] <Villahj_Ideeut> aTypicalPanda: I will bring my holy righteousness.
[23:24:40] <Omni> screw you harder upside down
[23:24:41] <Omni> so?
[23:24:48] <aTypicalPanda> define "holy"
[23:24:52] <Omni> doesn't mean you can go screw yourself
[23:24:54] <Villahj_Ideeut> Baby Jesus.
[23:24:56] <Villahj_Ideeut> On a stick.
[23:25:00] <Omni> ;\
[23:25:03] <TheLedBalloon> yum
[23:25:04] <aTypicalPanda> Jesus doesnt exist so sorry
[23:25:06] <Villahj_Ideeut> Only $14.99 at your local walmart.
[23:25:06] <Omni> cut it with this militant atheism
[23:25:08] <Villahj_Ideeut> Yes he does.
[23:25:14] <Omni> you miss the point
[23:25:14] <TheLedBalloon> aTypicalPanda: but he's so delicious!
[23:25:15] <Villahj_Ideeut> Because of the Jesus Exists postulate.
[23:25:21] <aTypicalPanda> There is none
[23:25:25] <Villahj_Ideeut> Yes there is.
[23:25:27] <aTypicalPanda> and you cant prove that postulate
[23:25:29] <aTypicalPanda> so ha
[23:25:32] <Mister_T> IS this just a chat room full of hundreds of stupid bastards who think they know everything???!!
[23:25:35] <TheLedBalloon> how could he not exist if hes delicious?? I ask you??
[23:25:38] <Villahj_Ideeut> Yes I can.
[23:25:41] <aTypicalPanda> your dividing by zero so all what you say is bull
[23:25:45] <TheLedBalloon> Mister_T: I know everything
[23:25:47] <aTypicalPanda> Therefore there is no god
[23:25:48] <TheLedBalloon> ask me anything
[23:25:49] <aTypicalPanda> there is no heaven
[23:25:51] <aTypicalPanda> there is no hell
[23:25:52] <TheLedBalloon> I'll tell you
[23:25:52] <Jocke_Pirat> Mister_T: No. Try #conservapedia or #wikipedia
[23:25:53] <Mister_T> no
[23:25:54] <Villahj_Ideeut> 1. Jesus can divide by zero, by the Jesus Can Divide By Zero
[23:26:02] <TheLedBalloon> aTypicalPanda: you're no heaven or hell
[23:26:03] <Villahj_Ideeut> 2. In order to do this, Jesus must exist
[23:26:03] <aTypicalPanda> Prove that postulate
[23:26:04] <TheLedBalloon> ha aha
[23:26:07] <Zombiebaron> Well well well.
[23:26:07] <Villahj_Ideeut> 3. QED, Jesus exists.
[23:26:09] <Mister_T> conservapedia, as in conservatives??
[23:26:09] <TheLedBalloon> see what I did?
[23:26:10] <aTypicalPanda> Jesus didnt exist
[23:26:11] <Zombiebaron> If it isn't people.
[23:26:11] <Spang> Ok, here's another proof. It's accepted by all that god has been around since before the beginning of time. It's also accepted fact that god also created time. Therefore, due to the circular nature of god, the fact that god exists proves that he exists.
[23:26:13] <Zombiebaron> Hello people.
[23:26:13] <aTypicalPanda> is their proof?
[23:26:15] <Jocke_Pirat> Yes, Mr. T.
[23:26:16] <Zombiebaron> Also, Spang.
[23:26:17] <Villahj_Ideeut> Yeah there is
[23:26:19] <Villahj_Ideeut> I just proved it
[23:26:22] <Mister_T> Hell NO!
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[23:26:25] <aTypicalPanda> I dont believe god created time
[23:26:28] <aTypicalPanda> Time was time
[23:26:30] <Nosliw_pilf> What. The. Fuck. Is going on?!!
[23:26:31] <aTypicalPanda> so there
[23:26:36] <Spang> There's no belief about it
[23:26:37] <Mister_T> well, maybe just to pop in and say jesus is black once
[23:26:39] <aTypicalPanda> Nosliw_pilf: ITS A LLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG STORY
[23:26:41] <Spang> Everyone knows it
[23:26:48] <aTypicalPanda> not me
[23:26:49] <Zombiebaron> I think Mhaille's got it all right.
[23:26:49] <aTypicalPanda> so there
[23:26:53] <AutopsyTurvy> YES! Im not banned anymore
[23:26:55] <Zombiebaron> With the killing of boar and all that.
[23:26:56] [PRIVMSG >>> Spang]: This is so fucking epic, dude.
[23:26:56] <aTypicalPanda> Wow
[23:26:57] <Nosliw_pilf> aTypicalPanda: I've got plenty of time.
[23:27:01] <aTypicalPanda> Well
[23:27:05] <aTypicalPanda> it started out with who
[23:27:07] <Zombiebaron> Also, the jews.
[23:27:09] <TheLedBalloon> aTypicalPanda: have you seen my medications? I start to get seizures without them. I...I...uuuuuuuurrrrrrrggggggghhhhhh
[23:27:13] <Zombiebaron> We just take your money.
[23:27:13] <aTypicalPanda> we wanted to win the primaries
[23:27:14] <TheLedBalloon> wlhsdlkjSLDKJVSDKJO dlkDSKJ vSDLkj bskl jbbfl kj
[23:27:19] <TheLedBalloon> ^^seizure
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[23:27:28] TheLedBalloon had a seizure
[23:27:32] <Zombiebaron> That's what we do in "Temple" (As the chic jews call it these days)
[23:27:35] <Zombiebaron> We just count money
[23:27:38] <Villahj_Ideeut> aTypicalPanda: Also...
[23:27:38] <Zombiebaron> In Hebrew
[23:27:44] <TheLedBalloon> do jews have seizures?
[23:27:48] <Zombiebaron> While listening to "Burning Down The House".
[23:27:49] TheLedBalloon did
[23:27:55] <aTypicalPanda> What
[23:28:06] <Villahj_Ideeut> You should see the "The People Of The Lord May, at times, Divide By Zero when it is Conveniencing For The Purposes of Proving the Existance of God" postulate.
[23:28:11] <Zombiebaron> I think jews have seizures like normal people, yes.
[23:28:14] <aTypicalPanda> LOL
[23:28:15] <Caitlai> Who believes in that December 2012 thing?
[23:28:20] <Zombiebaron> Does that answer the question?
[23:28:24] <AutopsyTurvy> Its bull
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[23:28:26] <aTypicalPanda> he People Of The Lord May, at times, Divide By Zero when it is Conveniencing For The Purposes of Proving the Existance of God is bullshit like the bible
[23:28:27] <TheLedBalloon> Caitlai: is it in the bible?
[23:28:32] <TheLedBalloon> if so, I BELIEVE!!
[23:28:40] <Jocke_Pirat> You religious people may have god but...
[23:28:42] <Spang> Jews don't really count as people until they accept god and jesus into their lives
[23:28:43] <Caitlai> No, its not in the bible..
[23:28:47] <Nosliw_pilf> 'Tis NOT in the bible!!
[23:28:49] <Zombiebaron> Jews have conventions like Star Trek nerds.
[23:28:51] <Zombiebaron> True story.
[23:28:54] <aTypicalPanda> Wow
[23:28:57] <AutopsyTurvy> Wow
[23:28:58] <Zombiebaron> We dress up and crucify people.
[23:29:06] <aTypicalPanda> Nobody can prove "God" exists
[23:29:07] <TheLedBalloon> sounds like a good time
[23:29:10] <aTypicalPanda> so why do you believe
[23:29:13] <TheLedBalloon> aTypicalPanda: we just did
[23:29:16] <TheLedBalloon> several times
[23:29:18] <Villahj_Ideeut> aTypicalPanda: But the bible doesn't /say/ the Existance of God is bullshit
[23:29:21] <Zombiebaron> Unless we don't roll high enough on the d20
[23:29:21] <Villahj_Ideeut> So how can it be true?
[23:29:22] <aTypicalPanda> is it just the hope that after you die theres something else
[23:29:23] <TheLedBalloon> what more do you want?????
[23:29:26] <aTypicalPanda> that you just dont die
[23:29:30] <Zombiebaron> Then we just end up failing and trying again next year
[23:29:37] <AutopsyTurvy> Just when you think uncyclopedia couldnt get anymore racist
[23:29:40] <TheLedBalloon> aTypicalPanda: Villahj_Ideeut makes a very good point
[23:29:41] <Jocke_Pirat> This conversation is so incoherent.
[23:29:42] <Zombiebaron> We call it "Passover".
[23:29:47] <aTypicalPanda> Racist? THIS IS RELIGIONIST
[23:29:50] <Starnestommy> whoa!
[23:29:51] <Caitlai> I was asking a serious question..
[23:29:56] <AutopsyTurvy> whatever
[23:29:57] <Starnestommy> this is OVERLY RANDOM
[23:29:58] <TheLedBalloon> Jocke_Pirat: NO YU ARE INCOHERENT SO HA!
[23:30:01] <Zombiebaron> Jocke_Pirate: Would you share this whale with me, Major?
[23:30:02] <aTypicalPanda> The bible is written by a man
[23:30:06] Starnestommy starts distributing pickles
[23:30:13] <TheLedBalloon> Starnestommy: NO YOU ARE SO HA!
[23:30:13] <aTypicalPanda> So how can you take everything it says the truth
[23:30:13] <EnzoAquarius> Yay
[23:30:15] Zombiebaron has some tea and biscuits
[23:30:18] EnzoAquarius wanks
[23:30:19] <Zombiebaron> Har har har
[23:30:23] <aTypicalPanda> It never said "Written by God himself"
[23:30:27] <Spang> I already said! The bible is written by god, who ISN'T A MAN!!
[23:30:30] <Villahj_Ideeut> aTypicalPanda: But the bible doesn't /say/ it was written by man either!
[23:30:32] <Zombiebaron> Moses wrote it you twit
[23:30:33] <aTypicalPanda> so how can you believe the bible?
[23:30:38] <Zombiebaron> NO SPANG
[23:30:40] <Zombiebaron> IT WAS MOSES
[23:30:40] <aTypicalPanda> THEN HOW DO YOU BELIEVE THE BIBLE
[23:30:43] <Zombiebaron> YOU TWIT
[23:30:43] <Villahj_Ideeut> Because the bible tells us to believe it, duh.
[23:30:48] <Spang> NUH UH
[23:30:48] <Zombiebaron> There.
[23:30:49] <TheLedBalloon> aTypicalPanda: the bible is the truth because the bible says it[s the truth right in it
[23:30:51] <aTypicalPanda> If theres no proof it's God's word
[23:30:52] <Villahj_Ideeut> And that if we don't, bad things happen.
[23:30:52] <Zombiebaron> I've made my point.
[23:30:53] <Starnestommy> NO, MONKS WROTE IT
[23:30:53] <TheLedBalloon> what more can you ask for?
[23:30:59] <aTypicalPanda> Wow
[23:31:00] <AutopsyTurvy> I WROTE IT
[23:31:01] <Zombiebaron> Also, John wrote Revelations.
[23:31:03] <aTypicalPanda> so you believe in the flooding
[23:31:05] <Zombiebaron> Son House told me so.
[23:31:07] <aTypicalPanda> and Adam and EVe
[23:31:07] <Zombiebaron> In his song.
[23:31:09] <TheLedBalloon> Starnestommy: no monks wrote you!!
[23:31:16] <Spang> They were more ghost writers for god
[23:31:17] <Villahj_Ideeut> aTypicalPanda: It's not a matter of belief, but of fact.
[23:31:24] <Spang> God's a pretty modest guys
[23:31:26] <aTypicalPanda> What fact
[23:31:28] <Spang> *guy
[23:31:30] <aTypicalPanda> WHAT FUCKING FACT
[23:31:33] <Omni> aTypicalPanda
[23:31:34] <Villahj_Ideeut> aTypicalPanda: That Jesus loves us.
[23:31:34] <TheLedBalloon> MY FACT
[23:31:35] <Villahj_Ideeut> Except you.
[23:31:37] <Omni> CAN'T YOU SEE?
[23:31:40] <Zombiebaron> Spang: Shut up you philthy Anglican.
[23:31:40] <TheLedBalloon> the ones I invented
[23:31:40] <Omni> are you blind
[23:31:41] <aTypicalPanda> See what
[23:31:43] <Omni> IT'S ALL OVER
[23:31:43] <Starnestommy> aah, the whole channel is on ignore
[23:31:46] <Omni> the facts man!
[23:31:48] <AutopsyTurvy> No, it was the flying sphagetti monster WHO WROTE the bible
[23:31:51] <aTypicalPanda> the lies imprinted by the bible to rule the common people
[23:31:52] <Omni> the friggin facts
[23:31:59] Zombiebaron shouts and waves his arms
[23:32:00] <Omni> they are all fucking over
[23:32:00] <Mitch_1_2> THE BIBLE WROTE THE BIBLE
[23:32:00] <Zombiebaron> ROAR
[23:32:05] <aTypicalPanda> Mitch_1_2: BULLSHIT
[23:32:06] <Omni> aTypicalPanda rule the common people?
[23:32:11] <Omni> who the fuck would want to rule the common people?
[23:32:14] <Spang> I thank god for his modesty every couple of hours when he tells me to worship him
[23:32:16] <aTypicalPanda> Inanimate objects can't write themselves
[23:32:23] <Omni> it's useless to rule the common people
[23:32:27] <Zombiebaron> THIS COMMENT ADDS TO THE SEMI-LITERATE THEOLOGICAL DISCUSSION CURRENTLY IN PROGRESS
[23:32:29] <aTypicalPanda> Omni the common people are like 50% of the population
[23:32:29] <EnzoAquarius> HA
[23:32:30] <Zombiebaron> ALOT
[23:32:31] <aTypicalPanda> ]if u control them
[23:32:32] <EnzoAquarius> OJ is in jail again
[23:32:34] <Omni> aTypicalPanda so?
[23:32:35] <aTypicalPanda> you control the country
[23:32:37] <TheLedBalloon> THE BIBLE WROTE THE BIBLE, WHICH WAS PUBLISHED BY GOD AND EDITED BY JESUS
[23:32:37] <aTypicalPanda> so
[23:32:43] <aTypicalPanda> BULLSHIT
[23:32:43] <Omni> men are 50% of the population too
[23:32:44] <EnzoAquarius> How can a book write a book?
[23:32:45] <aTypicalPanda> PROVE IT
[23:32:47] <Omni> do you want to rule all men?
[23:32:49] <aTypicalPanda> Omni
[23:32:55] <Spang> Prove that the bible didn't write itself!
[23:32:57] <aTypicalPanda> You cant prove the bible exists
[23:32:57] <Omni> are you some kind of big S&M fanatic?
[23:32:59] <TheLedBalloon> aTypicalPanda: PROEVE i;'M WROING
[23:33:03] <Omni> who wants to whip every man on earth
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[23:33:04] <EnzoAquarius> Men are 50% of the population, Women are 49%, 1% are undefined
[23:33:04] <aTypicalPanda> K
[23:33:06] <Zombiebaron> THIS ONE TIME, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO HIT THE CAPS-LOCK
[23:33:07] <TheLedBalloon> PROVE I'M WRONG
[23:33:08] <Omni> IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE?!
[23:33:10] <Zombiebaron> I'VE NOT LOOKED BACK SINCE
[23:33:13] <TheLedBalloon> I HAVE CAPS
[23:33:15] <Omni> are you into s&m?!
[23:33:17] <TheLedBalloon> THAT MAKES ME RIGHT
[23:33:18] <aTypicalPanda> THE BIBLE COULDN"T BE WRITTEN BY GOD BECAUSE THERE IS NONE
[23:33:18] <EnzoAquarius> OMG BENSON-CASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[23:33:18] <TheLedBalloon> ALWAYS
[23:33:20] <Omni> is that what this is all about?!
[23:33:22] <Zombiebaron> Yeah Omni
[23:33:25] <EnzoAquarius> BENSON-CASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[23:33:27] <Jocke_Pirat> This page from the bible will explain everything: http://130.132.81.65/VOYNICHIMG/size4/D0002/1006083.jpg
[23:33:27] <Mitch_1_2> TheLedBalloon: YOU FORGOT THE FOREWORD BY GOD'S MUM.
[23:33:27] <Zombiebaron> I am into S&M
[23:33:30] <Omni> HA I KNEW IT
[23:33:30] <EnzoAquarius> C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
[23:33:31] <Zombiebaron> What tipped you off?
[23:33:32] <aTypicalPanda> THERE IS NO PROOF THAT THERE IS A GOD OR JESUS OR THAT THE BIBLE WAS WRITTEN BY JESUS
[23:33:34] <TheLedBalloon> aTypicalPanda: SORRY, CAPS MAKE ME WRITE
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[23:33:37] <EnzoAquarius> C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
[23:33:39] Zombiebaron [n=Zombieba@unaffiliated/zombiebaron] has set channel mode +m
[23:33:42] ChanServ [ChanServ@services.] has set mode +o Spang
[23:33:44] <@Zombiebaron> You're all wrong.
[23:33:47] ChanServ [ChanServ@services.] has set mode +o Mitch_1_2
[23:33:55] <@Spang> GOD EXISTS!!!!!!
[23:33:56] <@Zombiebaron> There, I said it.
[23:34:11] <@Spang> AND BECAUSE YOU CAN'T ARGUE, IT'S EVEN MORE TRUE!!
[23:34:19] <@Mitch_1_2> GOD EXITS!!!!!!
[23:34:25] <@Zombiebaron> Yes, but my God has bigger cock than your God.
[23:34:27] Spang [i=slusho@77-103-197-181.cable.ubr16.edin.blueyonder.co.uk] has set channel mode -m
[23:34:28] <EnzoAquarius> Shit Fuck Crap Shit Fucker Fucking Fucked Fucks the Shitting Shitter's Crapping Crapped Fuckingness...bitch
[23:34:28] <Omni> fact: aTypicalPanda wants to S&M with you!!!
[23:34:33] <@Zombiebaron> It's fucking massive.
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23:34:35] <EnzoAquarius> AMEN SPANG
[23:34:40] <@Zombiebaron> And snipped at the tip.
[23:34:45] <EnzoAquarius> Shit Fuck Crap Shit Fucker Fucking Fucked Fucks the Shitting Shitter's Crapping Crapped Fuckingness...bitch
[23:34:46] <aTypicalPanda> uhh
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[23:34:49] <aTypicalPanda> Spang
[23:34:50] <Omni> anyways
[23:34:51] <Omni> really
[23:34:51] <Omni> ;\
[23:34:52] <aTypicalPanda> Fuck
[23:34:53] <Tesfan> omg not even the power of +m could stop the debate O_O
[23:34:53] <Omni> c'mon
[23:34:54] <aTypicalPanda> You
[23:34:55] <EnzoAquarius> EUGENEGAY �:D
[23:34:55] <Omni> I mean
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[23:34:58] <Omni> c'mon!!!
[23:35:00] <Omni> really
[23:35:01] <EnzoAquarius> Mitch_1_2: �:D
[23:35:02] <Omni> c'mon people
[23:35:03] Zombiebaron high-fives Spang
[23:35:03] <EugeneKay> Penis.
[23:35:04] <EnzoAquarius> Thanks Mitch!
[23:35:05] <EugeneKay> FU Mitch_1_2
[23:35:06] <Omni> just... really! c'mon
[23:35:16] <@Spang> No need to high five me
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[23:35:20] <@Spang> Just high five god
[23:35:22] <aTypicalPanda> Theres no proof that God exists so there
[23:35:24] <@Spang> With your soul
[23:35:26] <Omni> aTypicalPanda
[23:35:26] <Omni> ;\
[23:35:28] <Omni> look
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[23:35:31] <EnzoAquarius> God is real, He was mentioned in Star Trek canon, so He must be real!
[23:35:32] <Omni> just to settle this
[23:35:34] <@Zombiebaron> I'll make sure to do that sometime, Spang.
[23:35:38] <EnzoAquarius> </Trekkie>
[23:35:39] <aTypicalPanda> Omni
[23:35:41] <Omni> it's beyond the point
[23:35:44] <Omni> it doesn't matters
[23:35:49] <aTypicalPanda> THERE IS NO GOD AND THATS ALL THERE IS TO IT
[23:35:50] <@Zombiebaron> But, for now, I'm off to watch the end of series 20 of Nevermind the Buzzcocks.
[23:35:51] EugeneKay stabs Mitch_1_2 in the face, repeatedly
[23:35:54] <@Zombiebaron> God, I love the internet.
[23:35:59] <EugeneKay> also, FU SPANG
[23:36:03] <Omni> aTypicalPanda I don't even believe in god
[23:36:04] <@Spang> Star Trek canon *is* very closely tied in to real life canon after all
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[23:36:12] <aTypicalPanda> Good
[23:36:20] <Zombiebaron> Shatner is the holy spirit
[23:36:21] <Omni> I just don't think people should go around yelling it to the world
[23:36:25] <Zombiebaron> Wesley was the son
[23:36:25] <aTypicalPanda> uhh
[23:36:32] <Zombiebaron> And Chekov was the father
[23:36:33] <Omni> "god is not real, all of your beliefs are a lie!"
[23:36:35] <Zombiebaron> It all makes snese
[23:36:35] <Omni> that is wrong
[23:36:38] <Spang> aTypicalPanda: So if there's no god, where did you come from?
[23:36:41] <Omni> god makes a important part of people's life
[23:36:45] <aTypicalPanda> lol
[23:36:47] <@Mitch_1_2> ONLY PIZZA IS SUPREME
[23:36:47] <aTypicalPanda> Spang
[23:36:48] <aTypicalPanda> from sperm
[23:36:52] <Omni> you can't just go around disrespecting it
[23:36:52] <aTypicalPanda> in my dads testacles
[23:36:55] <aTypicalPanda> thats how
[23:36:59] <Spang> That's sick
[23:37:03] <Spang> How did you fit?
[23:37:03] <aTypicalPanda> its the truth
[23:37:09] <Omni> truth?
[23:37:11] <Jocke_Pirat> Don't worry, I'll just call in Richard Dawkins to the channe and he'll explain everything. I've got him strapped to the chair next to me with bedsheets. Hold on...
[23:37:11] <aTypicalPanda> and if you cant handle it go kill yourself
[23:37:12] <Omni> dude
[23:37:13] <aTypicalPanda> make room for others
[23:37:14] <TheLedBalloon> aTypicalPanda: OH YEAH THAN WHERE DID YOUR SOUL COME FROM???
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[23:37:17] <Omni> it's a meaningless truth
[23:37:23] <Omni> it's of no point
[23:37:25] <Richard_Dawkins> Please help. I've got children to feed
[23:37:25] <Omni> as I said
[23:37:25] <Spang> You want me to handle your dad's balls?
[23:37:29] <Spang> You heathens disgust me
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[23:37:34] <Omni> it's all beyond the point and it's all useless knowledge
[23:37:37] <aTypicalPanda> Spang
[23:37:41] <Jocke_Pirat> You didn't see anything
[23:37:43] <aTypicalPanda> You evangelican
[23:37:57] <TheLedBalloon> spang is not evangelical
[23:37:59] <Omni> now, to what is useful:
[23:38:03] <TheLedBalloon> he is a baptist
[23:38:04] <aTypicalPanda> Porn?
[23:38:06] <Omni> a video of a girl masturbating with a nunchaku
[23:38:07] <Spang> evilangelical maybe
[23:38:07] <Omni> YES
[23:38:08] <TheLedBalloon> a westboro baptist
[23:38:09] <Omni> THIS is useful
[23:38:17] <Omni> questioning god's existence isn't
[23:38:20] <aTypicalPanda> Omni
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[23:38:24] <Jocke_Pirat> I think people are confusing evangelical with fundie and fundiegelical.
[23:38:25] <Omni> now I'll go back to my masturbatory acts
[23:38:25] <aTypicalPanda> thats sad
[23:38:25] <Spang> westboro baptists are too soft for my liking
[23:38:41] <Omni> girl with nunchaku > you
[23:38:41] <aTypicalPanda> omni
[23:38:47] <Starnestommy> WBC must die
[23:39:02] <aTypicalPanda> Uhhh
[23:39:09] <TheLedBalloon> WBC WILL SAVE US ALL
[23:39:11] <Spang> I don't know what they're doing even acknowledging that gay people and AIDS people exist
[23:39:25] <aTypicalPanda> Gay people and AIDS exist
[23:39:26] <EugeneKay> I just got one of those "Hulu" invite things.
[23:39:39] <Spang> That's a liberal lie!
[23:39:39] <EugeneKay> I'm checking it out. And I realize something.
[23:39:41] <aTypicalPanda> but Gay people dont spread AIDS everyone with it does
[23:39:41] <EugeneKay> It fucking sucks.
[23:39:42] <rvvs89> FU tonsillitis :<
[23:39:53] <Villahj_Ideeut> GAY PEOPLE ARE BAD BECAUSE GOD SAID THEY WERE
[23:39:56] <Villahj_Ideeut> AND THEY ARE ALL GOING TO HELL
[23:39:56] <Jocke_Pirat> Liberal propaganda
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[23:40:02] EugeneGay stabs Villahj_Ideeut in the faec
[23:40:13] [PRIVMSG >>> EugeneGay]: Shh
[23:40:17] <@Mitch_1_2> In the faeces?
[23:40:20] [PRIVMSG >>> EugeneGay]: We are trolling. All of us.
[23:40:24] <aTypicalPanda> Villahj_Ideeut: PROVE THEIR IS A GOD
[23:40:26] <aTypicalPanda> TO SAY ITS BAD
[23:40:28] <aTypicalPanda> HA
[23:40:30] <Villahj_Ideeut> aTypicalPanda: Ok.
[23:40:36] <Villahj_Ideeut> 1. God exists, because he says he does.
[23:40:38] <Villahj_Ideeut> 2. QED, God exists.
[23:40:39] <aTypicalPanda> And no dividing by zero
[23:41:00] EugeneGay eats aTypicalPanda
[23:41:07] <Jocke_Pirat> Great
[23:41:12] aTypicalPanda kills EugeneGay and steps out of its  body
[23:41:13] <Jocke_Pirat> Now look what you've done
[23:41:20] <EugeneGay> Ah, sweet.
[23:41:21] aTypicalPanda is immortal
[23:41:26] <Jocke_Pirat> China is going to sue your ass
[23:41:37] <EnzoAquarius> OMG
[23:41:38] <EnzoAquarius> OMG
[23:41:39] [PRIVMSG >>> Zombiebaron]: Update qdb, please.
[23:41:40] <EnzoAquarius> I found a penny
[23:41:51] <rvvs89> EnzoAquarius: Holy crap, pix?
[23:41:51] <TheLedBalloon> aTypicalPanda: sorry, only god and peopl in heaven are immortal
[23:41:52] <Omni> cool
[23:41:54] <EnzoAquarius> Anybody know what I can buy with a penny?
[23:41:56] <aTypicalPanda> Jocke_Pirat: CHINA can go kill itsselves
[23:41:56] <Jocke_Pirat> And I found an article that needs reviewing.
[23:41:56] <TheLedBalloon> *people
[23:41:57] <Omni> the girl with nunchaku is also barking!
[23:42:05] <EnzoAquarius> A PENNY?! PIX OR GTFO!
[23:42:05] <aTypicalPanda> TheLedBalloon: prove there is heaven
[23:42:08] <aTypicalPanda> Prove their is good
[23:42:09] <TheLedBalloon> ok
[23:42:12] <aTypicalPanda> oh ooos
[23:42:14] <aTypicalPanda> i forgot
[23:42:16] <OFS> A PENIX?
[23:42:16] <aTypicalPanda> you cant
[23:42:21] <EnzoAquarius> PROVE THAT ATHEISM EXISTS XD
[23:42:28] <TheLedBalloon> God says there is a heaven, QED there is a heaven. ok, aTypicalPanda ?
[23:42:28] <aTypicalPanda> LOL
[23:42:30] <aTypicalPanda> k
[23:42:31] <Jocke_Pirat> You can't prove non-existence.
[23:42:33] <aTypicalPanda> 1. Their is no GOd
[23:42:37] <aTypicalPanda> 2. Done
[23:42:42] <EnzoAquarius> XD
[23:42:44] <Tesfan> lol
[23:42:45] <aTypicalPanda> TheLedBalloon: Prove their is a God
[23:42:45] <Villahj_Ideeut> But that violates the God Exists theorem
[23:42:45] <Tesfan> xD
[23:42:46] <TheLedBalloon> 3. done is not a step
[23:42:48] <Villahj_Ideeut> Which we already proved!
[23:42:50] <aTypicalPanda> LOL
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[23:42:57] <aTypicalPanda> Prove that theorem for me plz
[23:43:00] <EugeneGay> I can prove god through SCIENCE
[23:43:00] <Villahj_Ideeut> Ok
[23:43:00] <TheLedBalloon> aTypicalPanda: God says there is a God, QED there is a God
[23:43:03] <Villahj_Ideeut> 1. God says he exists.
[23:43:05] <EnzoAquarius> PROVE THAT SCIENTOLOGY EXISTS
[23:43:06] <Villahj_Ideeut> 2. QED, he does.
[23:43:11] <Jocke_Pirat> Pascal's wager
[23:43:20] <Villahj_Ideeut> An analogy:
[23:43:20] <TheLedBalloon> you're a wager
[23:43:20] <aTypicalPanda> TheLedBalloon: thats dividing by zero and "god" cant do that
[23:43:29] <EnzoAquarius> XD
[23:43:32] <EugeneGay> The universe has laws. These laws simply represent the averages of what has happened. Ergo, there is a set of probabilities that an action will happen.
[23:43:34] <TheLedBalloon> UM...that wasn't math....
[23:43:37] <EnzoAquarius> Laws
[23:43:39] <rvvs89> PROVE THAT BOB EXISTS
[23:47:53] <aTypicalPanda> Does this make sense
[23:47:54] <aTypicalPanda> 	<aTypicalPanda>	"God" says killing people is wrong
[23:47:55] <aTypicalPanda> 	<aTypicalPanda>	but
[23:47:57] <aTypicalPanda> 	<Spang>	God doesn't speak, that's just silly
[23:47:58] <EnzoAquarius> Yes, Vatican City is based on religion
[23:47:59] <aTypicalPanda> 	<aTypicalPanda>	what do people do in the Crusades for Holy Land
[23:48:00] <aTypicalPanda> 	<aTypicalPanda>	Kill People
[23:48:02] <aTypicalPanda> 	<aTypicalPanda>	lol Spang i'm talking about the "Commandments"
[23:48:03] <aTypicalPanda> 	<Spang>	People who believe in other "religions" aren't really people
[23:48:05] <aTypicalPanda> 	<aTypicalPanda>	Wow
[23:48:06] <aTypicalPanda> 	<aTypicalPanda>	that's a horrible view
[23:48:07] <OFS> God has killed more people than Satan in the bible
[23:48:08] <Omni> EnzoAquarius it's not the religion itself man
[23:48:08] <aTypicalPanda> 	<aTypicalPanda>	go die
[23:48:09] <aTypicalPanda> 	<Spang>	So it's not really "killing"
[23:48:10] <TheLedBalloon> CARPFLOOD
[23:48:11] <aTypicalPanda> Do you really want to believe in that religion
[23:48:12] <aTypicalPanda> That says
[23:48:13] <EnzoAquarius> CARPFLOOD
[23:48:13] <TheLedBalloon> CARPLFOOD
[23:48:15] <aTypicalPanda> Other religions arent reall epeople
[23:48:15] <EnzoAquarius> KICK
[23:48:17] <Omni> it's just the condition a certain society finds itself
[23:48:17] <EnzoAquarius> CARPFLOOD
[23:48:18] <Spang> Woo!
[23:48:24] <EnzoAquarius> CARPLTUNNELSYNDROMFLOOD
[23:48:25] <Jocke_Pirat> This was a triumph...
[23:48:30] <aTypicalPanda> WHat?
23:48:30] <aTypicalPanda> WHat?
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[23:48:33] <Omni> islam preaches a lot of the same things that christianity does
[23:48:34] <Jocke_Pirat> I'm making a note here, HUGE SUCCESS
[23:48:40] <TheLedBalloon> aTypicalPanda: would you start a holy war to make everyone else stop believing in God?
[23:48:44] <TheLedBalloon> foprce them
[23:48:44] <EugeneCarp> Whee... Carp-y
[23:48:44] <aTypicalPanda> no
[23:48:44] <Jocke_Pirat> It's hard to overstate my satisfaction,
[23:48:45] <TheLedBalloon> do it
[23:48:48] <EnzoAquarius> Islam does indeed have similarities to Christianity
[23:48:51] <Omni> and the bible can be interpreted in a way that motivates people to be violent
[23:48:52] <TheLedBalloon> aTypicalPanda: why not?
[23:48:55] <EnzoAquarius> I have personally never read the Qur'an
[23:48:56] <Jocke_Pirat> Aperture Science
[23:48:56] <Omni> specially the old testaments
[23:48:57] <aTypicalPanda> I would go into an IRC room and  try it first
[23:48:58] <EnzoAquarius> I want to though
[23:49:04] <Jocke_Pirat> We do what we must, because we can
[23:49:09] EugeneCarp <3's the Qur'an
[23:49:09] <TheLedBalloon> aTypicalPanda: but you'll start a war later, right?
[23:49:14] <EugeneCarp> It was a good book
[23:49:14] <aTypicalPanda> yeah
[23:49:17] <aTypicalPanda> if i have the firepower
[23:49:18] <aTypicalPanda> i will
[23:49:23] <Spang> Have you considered that everyone in the room might agree with you, and are just pretending not to?
[23:49:28] <EnzoAquarius> But there's the thing
[23:49:29] <TheLedBalloon> XD XD XD XD XD
[23:49:31] <Spang> Because god would never allow that to happen!
[23:49:32] <EnzoAquarius> It's called the Jihad
[23:49:33] <aTypicalPanda> kill anyone off that thinks killing people because their religion is okay
[23:49:38] <Omni> EnzoAquarius
[23:49:39] <Omni> you mean
[23:49:41] <Omni> the holy war?
[23:49:41] <aTypicalPanda> Spang
[23:49:44] <aTypicalPanda> There is no GOD
[23:49:50] <Omni> the holy war christians done for years and years?
[23:49:50] <Spang> LIES!!! �:((((�:((((�:((((�:((((
[23:49:54] EugeneCarp stabs aTypicalPanda in the face for fun
[23:49:54] <aTypicalPanda> Omni