User talk:Ye Olde Luke

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Welcome to our magnificent civilization![edit source]

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Greetings, honored traveler Ye Olde Luke, and welcome to the glorious nation of Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions to the site. I hope you enjoy this great land and decide to make a home here. If not, the city exit is right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah, there you go. Anyway, here are a few helpful links for humble newcomers such as yourself:

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I hope you enjoy editing here and being a proud citizen of Uncyclopedia! Please remember to sign your name on all talk pages by typing four tildes (~~~~) or alternatively use the "sign" button (Button sig.png) that you see just above the edit box. This will automatically produce both your name and the date.

If you need any sort of help, then feel free to ask me on my talk page, ask at the Village Dump, or add the following template: {{help}} to this page along with a message describing your dilemma and someone will come along and help you if they can.

Again, welcome! --General Insineratehymn 22:01, 13 May 2007 (UTC)


Much obliged! --YeOldeLuke 22:50, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

Fisher Price Wars[edit source]

Could I have your autograph? ;) --Kip the Dip 13:10, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

You bet! --Ye Olde Luke 07:19, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

Nevermore![edit source]

~Jewriken.GIF 16:51, 3 June 2007 (UTC) RAVEN!!!!!!!

You won!!! Hooray!!! --Ye Olde Luke 07:19, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

RAWR IS NOT FOR UZ[edit source]

Okay buddy I will be nice the first time if you try this again I will do more that just message you consider this a scolding NO RAWR 4 U!

Next time u b 'x.x'



Send me your formula to my E-mail




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Huh? The above ten lines does not compute! --Ye Olde Luke 07:19, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

Jerry[edit source]

Signed! :-p Roman Dog Bird 03:21, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

Cool! Good going! --Ye Olde Luke 07:41, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

UNCYCLOPEDIAN SURVIVOR![edit source]

The reason I got disqualified is because I was banned. I did several things that made the admins angry, particularly Famine. Oh, well. Thanks for your support though. -- Thankful Kippy Cornucopia clipart.png Share blessings Cornucopia clipart.png Bountiful harvest Cornucopia clipart.png

I was with you all the way! :-( Make sure to contact me if you ever play again. --YeOldeLuke 01:03, 22 August 2007 (UTC)

Gratitute is Provided Here[edit source]

You are welcome for your positive voting on my attention problems. Because of those as well, I have not yet discovered the ability of template-making, so settle for this, will you?: SuperFunBanner.jpg

--Señor Flipwits Earl the box.jpg 125px-Flag of Mongolia.svg.png 800px-Jolly-roger.svg.png >>>Vocalize!<<< ~~Make Good Job of Reading~~ 00:14, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for voting![edit source]

Volleybeauty.JPG WILSON!! WIILLSOOONN!! Hey, there he is! Anyways, The Led Balloon would like to thank you for voting on UnBooks:The Castaway.
When you get on the raft, don't forget to bring......
Oh, never mind...

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:32, Aug 29, 2007

Bleh.[edit source]

 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 21:15 Aug 29, 2007


VFH thanks![edit source]

CheeseChapel.jpg Necropaxx hath awarded thee a wedge of Holy Cheese!!!!!
PS: Thanks for voting on Holy Cheese on VFH.

Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:51, 6 September 2007 (UTC)

Yum, Thanks! Wait, was I supposed to eat it?... --YeOldeLuke 06:54, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Re:Captain's Log[edit source]

Sorry about that, some idiot removed the Borg NRV at the end and when I put it back, I accidentally removed the part about Coffee. It's been restored now. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 11:21, 6 September 2007 (UTC)

Great. Thanks! --YeOldeLuke 02:15, 7 September 2007 (UTC)

Hay![edit source]

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:47, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Hay again![edit source]

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:42, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, two for two! Go me! --YeOldeLuke 07:00, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

Re:humorpedia[edit source]

Thanks for supporting me. Can you join my [wiki]http://editthis.info/humor_team_meta]? --Dummmmmmy

Actually, I can't. The page you linked to is locked from editing. --YeOldeLuke 06:53, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Thank You[edit source]

The reason why I didn't give you the thank you template was because at that point, I new I wouldn't win, so giving out templates would be pointless, but here you go... User:Manforman/Thank--Sir Manforman CUN.png 11:37, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

Makes sense. Glad you got off, though. --YeOldeLuke 00:43, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Re:re:re:re:re:re infinite humorpedia[edit source]

You have to join to edit because I run the wiki and did that with a purpose. Joining the wiki means you joined the humor team and have to do that to edit pages.--Dummmmmmy 20:25, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

Well, I just joined, and I still can't edit. --YeOldeLuke 05:03, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

YOU ARE A LIAR![edit source]

Oh come on, you do some serious pwnage yourself. : )

Funny about that IP. By the freakiest coincidence ever, I was logged out and I created Phisher Price as a redirect. On IRC they pointed out that the IP was very close to 4.252.99.182, so I made it into a joke. Considering evidence from this forum, it makes you wonder whether or not I am the original author. -- Thankful Kippy Cornucopia clipart.png Share blessings Cornucopia clipart.png Bountiful harvest Cornucopia clipart.png 06:11, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

That is one freaky coincidence. Good thing my IP is nowhere near 4.252.99.182! ----YeOldeLuke 23:24, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

Genteel gratitude[edit source]

Lonely protest.jpg Thanks for joining the campaign against this sort of thing.
By swelling our already formidable ranks, you have helped ensure that our voice will not go unheard!
Glorious success will yet be ours!

Sorry dear, I will keep the noise down.

Thanks for your vote.

You have been thanked. My work here is done. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:45, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

YOUR WORK CAN NEVER BE DONE!!! We must keep fighting 'till the ends of the earth! Because that's the way we do things! Protest for the sake of protesting! ----YeOldeLuke 23:24, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

Thank you[edit source]

This text is written in off-white, as opposed to white. It may be difficult to read, and you may have to strain you eyes or cheat and highlight it with your cursor to read it. CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER!

Thanks for voting for UnNews:White House discovered to be off-white!


Thank you! --- UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 00:36, Oct 1 00:36, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

Aaugh! My eyes! So...hard...to...READ!!! (And find, as a matter of fact) --YeOldeLuke 05:06, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
Actually, I just found out that if you tilt the screen the right way, the off-white color is actually readable! Go figure! --YeOldeLuke 23:57, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Me sucky five dolla[edit source]

Thanks for the vote[edit source]

Thank you for voting on my first article! Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 03:06, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

Don't mention it. I do have bloody eyes, though it's all UnIdiot's fault. ;-) --YeOldeLuke 05:06, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

Wiki[edit source]

I need you at my wiki right now for something(We are moving to scratchpad)--Dummmmmmy 18:36, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

On my way! --YeOldeLuke 05:06, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

Much obliged[edit source]

Thx list.jpg

The list to the left contains all the thanks you could ever need.
It also contains the names of all those who voted for Under User's article shopping list.

And it contains 94 other items. Perhaps you'd like to spot them if your sudoku was too easy today?

Thanks for the vote Luke! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:05, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm, I see "Peanut butter," "Cat Food," and what looks like the beginning of RAHB's name at the bottom. Only 114 things to go! --YeOldeLuke 04:04, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks![edit source]

Iranarmy.jpg The UnIdiot wishes to acknowledge you for voting for UnNews:Iran to invade Iran, and hopes that you support Iran's plan to invade Iran.
The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his persistent whoring!

Thanks again! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 00:52, Oct 12

You're welcome! Personally, I'm rooting for Iran. --YeOldeLuke 04:05, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

THANKS!!!!11!!!!!111111111[edit source]

Ak47.jpg The UnIdiot has chosen to give you an AK-47 as thanks for voting on HowTo:Be safe with guns, and hopes that you will remember to be safe with your shiny new rifle. Don't shoot your eye out!
The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his incredible amounts of whoring!

Thanks vote teh votzrs! - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 00:27, Oct 19


Thanks[edit source]

Right Arrow.png
Thank you, good sir, for realizing the importance of right arrow!


You have been singled by Doovad, yes indeed, DOOVAD, as deserving of thanks!

May your arrows always point in the "right" direction (punny!) and may you carry these lessons with you forever!


Thanks for the vote.




Thanks for voting for right arrow! You deserve this crappy template! -- Sir FS Doovad Read You got somethin to say? 02:31, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

Thank you[edit source]

Busta.png Thank you for helping me get my first ever featured article!--Dr. Fenwick 07:33, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

DuhBuhBuhBuhBuhBuhBuhBuhBuhBuhBuhBuhBuh[edit source]

You may think uncyclopedia is finished but pee review ones that suck.--Dummmmmmy 15:47, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

Hello, USERNAME, and welcome to the non-automated Thank You messaging system![edit source]

Forgive the awfully mechanical introduction, I swear this Thank You is entirely personal, spare this introductory sentence. Ye Olde Luke, I don't really know you at all, but you seem to hang around the voting pages and the salad bar often, which is cool. Thankee-sai for your UotM vote, and keep on doing what you do, which I hope to god isn't drugs. Stay in school. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:29, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Excellent voting[edit source]

Thank you!
For voting for Books never written!
Cainad thinks you deserve no less than a beige, green-bordered thank-you note for your support.
So that is what you get.

Seriously though, thanks. Leaving the article un-featured as a gimmick seemed... silly.

--The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 02:18, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

The villains begrudgingly thank you[edit source]

Thanks for the votes! Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 03:25, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

I saw that...[edit source]

...(diff) (hist) . . m Vithuran‎; 04:13 . . (+2) . . Ye Olde Luke (Talk | contribs) (...That was impressive. I hope nobody saw that.) [rollback]...

Well done. :D http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:sleepygamer sleepygamer Phencyclidine TALK STUFF 03:17, Nov 26

Also, as a quick note, that article is already of QVFD. Forgot to mention it before. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:sleepygamer sleepygamer Phencyclidine TALK STUFF 03:20, Nov 26
No worries man! :D http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:sleepygamer sleepygamer Phencyclidine TALK STUFF 03:24, Nov 26

Thank you![edit source]

PS-- your userpage totally confused me!! :) Thanks for the vote! --THE 01:10, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Why, hello, sir![edit source]

I must say, you look intelligent. Perhaps you'd like to partake in some of my Miracle Tonic? Guaranteed to cure what ails ya! Got a cold? Going bald? High mortgage rates? No problem for my miracle tonic!

Moonshine.PNG The Led Balloon has awarded you with a FREE* case of Honest Jim's patented Miracle Tonic.
*Not actually free. Side effects may include just about any horrible diseases we can come up with.

Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:08, Dec 4

*STAR WARS theme plays...*[edit source]

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away....

It is a period of Galactic unrest. Star Wars was nominated for VFH, but nearly failed, thanks to the efforts of the evil lord Darth Vader.

However, during the nomination, Princess Prince TheLedBalloon managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR.

Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, he races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy...

I can't believe it finally got featured, either. Thanks for voting!

Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:06, Dec 7

Unicorns-slash-rainbows and happiness[edit source]

Unicorn small.png Gay2.gif Oh Hell No. Gay2.gif
LOCK THE WINDOWS AND BOLT THE DOORS,
SOME HORNY BASTARD IS COMING TO RAPE YOU!
Unicorn small.png
I KNOW IT DOESN'T SOUND SERIOUS NOW,
BUT JUST WAIT TILL YOU'RE ON THE BUSINESS END OF THAT HORN

Hey man, thank you for voting!

  Le Cejak <-> (Dec 8 / 15:38)

Free prize![edit source]

Well spotted.jpg Well spotted!
Yes, this is your prize for being eagle eyed, a quickly photoshopped image and a bad pun.
(I love bad puns)

Well done for spotting the Kory Clarke-ism! WTF? It tells me there's an edit conflict, then saves my message twice? Either I'm pissed or this wiki is! If it doesn't work this time I'm giving up... --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 22:29, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Wow, I'm the only person on all of Uncyclopedia to have this spotted well! I feel so honored! --YeOldeLuke 23:57, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

And A Merry Christmas to you![edit source]

Candycane.gif Kip the Dip has given you a holiday candy cane!
No template for me. Your warm wishes are more than enough!

Merry Xmas to you too![edit source]

MerryChristmas!

This is me wishing you a very happy Christmas! May you get all the presints prisents presents you asked santy clawws for!

I didnt get you a present, so I uploaded this picture for you...

Santa funny card.jpg

And Right Back At You[edit source]

BonnerGame.jpg
Bonner would like to wish you

a Merry Christgame
And a happy New Game
P.S, You just lost the game
BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk)

Snoop.JPG
Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle,
and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!

--Naughtius Maximus Leaf.jpg F@H Woof!Za slice.jpg MeowMUN 16:31, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

Christmas tree.jpg

It's that time of the year again.

Merry Christmas. Here's a template.

Hey, it's the thought that counts.

Right?

...

RIGHT?!

~ Tophatsig.png

26/12/2007 @ 16:47

Slightly Late Christmas Greetings[edit source]

Evil santa.jpg Merry Christmas!
or whatever it is you
new-fangled Christians do at this
time of year.
From Rabbi Techno

Slightly Later Christmas Greeting[edit source]

SnowyHillside.jpg Hey, y'all. It's me, UnTalented, here to wish you a joyous Midvinterblót! Don't forget to offer up your finest stallions and swine as sacrifices to the Norse gods, lest the chill of winter freeze you to the bone. Cheers!

Merry (un)Christmas![edit source]





Merry belated Christmas!!--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 20:32, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

Christmas cuteness[edit source]

Thanks for the card, it's going to look just great hidden down the back of the sofa.
Here's wishing you the cutest Christmas ever!
Not cute enough? CLICK to try again
Cutechristmas7.jpg

Better late than never... or maybe not... -- Sann_sig_lights.gif sannse Sann_sig_tree.gif esnnas Sann_sig_lights.gif 10:37, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

uncyclopedian bios[edit source]

Ye Olde Luke 'Twas borneth in the Year 0 AD. He grew up And eventually married Atilla the Hun. They had a happy life together until the tragedy that would change his life forever. He was arrested in the year 2007 for sexual abuse on a fellow uncyclopedian. The accusation was that he said quote un-quote,"I will do yours if you do mine". However this misfortune hasn't stopped him from acheiving fame and fortune, he is currently employed as that Canadian guy on "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" He currently resides in San Fransisco, and is working as a male prostitute.

Heres your bio, and i will NOT do yours, ok? As for my bio do your worst.lol. B0n B0nGrue_Jammy.gif12px-RedPhone.jpg

Merry X-Mas[edit source]

Thanks for the message. Sorry for the late reply, I've been pretty busy around here. ;-) MadMax 23:05, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

Answer from The Other Place[edit source]

Well... obviously it's because I'm so damn well awesome! That or a bug... one or the other. But where are you seeing this? on Wikia Central I see my name under "top users" but not "top content", maybe you looked at the wrong list? -- sannse (talk) 11:39, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

Example[edit source]

I have taken the example account.123xyz is not the pwd now. Thanks--Example 13:17, 24 July 2008 (UTC)