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Does this count?[edit source]

If I despoil my own page, does it count? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:55, May 16

Ewwwww INCEST!!!! RIGHT HERE YEP



HERE --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:01, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

6 minutes. I'm vaguely disappointed. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:08, May 16
Meanie --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:16, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

Re: You busy at the moment man?[edit source]

Well, overall, things are going all right. I have been busy in real life, exams, tests, and real life commitments. There WAS the small matter of getting whacked between the legs with a golf club last Wendsday, but... meh Warm Regards, Javascap

Waves[edit source]

o.O hey! what's a catch like you doing in a place like this? Whoreing? thought so. I'm bored, you're here, hi! The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 12:35, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

er, completely ignoring you, it appears! Sorry, don't normally ignore people - must have had some kind of blind spot to this section of my talk page. I blame this new high-fibre diet I'm on. Or something. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:48, May 21
haha, it's okay :P Happens to me sometimes. Yeah, it's always the diets..my last one made me edit uncyc uncontrolably. Good luck with that. What's going on? The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 13:32, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
Ah, reverting, editing, tweaking, occasionally actually doing what I'm paid for. You? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:34, May 21
I'm um, being unproductive. Writing poetry actually. About my dedication to uncyc. haha. serious. The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 15:25, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

Thankies[edit source]

Pyotr Kuznetsov.jpg Pyotr Kuznetsov Says: "Thank You For Voting!"
Pyotr Kuznetsov would be here himself, but what with his psychiatric treatment and all, he sent Dora to convey this message.
Oh wait, Dora's dead! Oh well. Anyway, thanks for voting for this!

Please accept the preceding generic template as a sign of my gratitude, Under user. - 08:14 17 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

the list... again[edit source]

Instead of just giving you this template:

I have decided to post-emptively feature you as the biopic of the week, May 15th 2008. WOW! ...WWWOOOOWWWW!   Le Cejak <May 18, 2008 [4:19]>

Wow, two whole loads of nothing. Truly, I am blessed! Yeah, I saw the bio thingy before you told me about it the first time. How did you get it so accurate? I thought I'd been pretty good at concealing my secret identity, but you must have talked to my mum or something. Ya fecking numpty! -SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:29, May 18

RC-specific edit summaries[edit source]

I'm probably the only person who actually reads 'em, but nevertheless, reading stuff like that really helps stave off boredom at points where there's nought to do. Also, as Cajek, thanks for doing the list while the rest of us keep slacking off! (I still haven't done a review dammit, it's all this new-fangled "writing" getting in the way!) —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 18/05 17:08

Eh, I always appreciate the occasional funny edit summary when I see 'em myself, so I try to remember to occasionally chuck one in. Unless I think Ljlego is watching, in which case I never say more than "blah" or "vote"! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:31, May 19

Thanks for Vote[edit source]

Thanks for voteing for my article;)--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 07:53, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

You, You, You, U, U, Bastard![edit source]

Well, I thought I would sneak onto Uncyc... Just on the off chance that there might be some poopsmithing to do... And GRrrgRRRgRR! Edit conflict! Lolz. That's the first time that's actually happened. I was right in the middle of saving, and grrr. You beat me to it. ;-). Awesome dude. You hardly leave me with anything to do on VFD these days. :-(. Which is awesome. Congratulations. :). Hea, my boss is coming! Quick, hide the poop! Oh, you already did... Looks like finally the UK has found something it's good at. Emptying the bins... HeHe... Catch you later Sir. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 09:04, May 19

General tidy up stuff is part of my regular morning routine these days - while things are dull at work, out comes the shovel! Good to see you around a bit more again man, it was a strange place without you! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:12, May 19

Don't you wish it to be Friday already?[edit source]

That Monday thing is a nasty business it is. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:19, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

Actually, I wish it was a week on friday, because that weekend, I'm going paintballing to celebrate my mum's 60th birthday! Let's hear it for running round shooting paint pellets at family and friends - woo! I will be totally de-stressed the following monday! However, on a more general level, I agree with you wholeheartedly. Monday is teh suxxorz. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:24, May 19
That's simply the best birthday idea I heard in a very long time! My dad's 60th is coming up in a couple months, but I'll be damned if I take him out for paint balling, him being an ex commando officer. I'll be dead before I hit the ground.~Jewriken.GIF 10:27, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
Heh, I went paintballing once with air cadets, and one of the staff had been in action in the Falklands. We had to ban him from the last 2 games so any of us could have a change of winning - the only time we knew he was there was when he shot us from close range! Meantime, if you're bored, you could always contribute a bad lyric or two! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:33, May 19

Nattering Numpties[edit source]

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Platinum Pisser

Rejoice! Your colossal achievement of completing over 50 in-depth pee reviews has been recognised with the provision of this luxury micturitional accessory. You will be the envy of your friends. Or you would be, if you hadn't ignored them for ages while you were reviewing.


I present you with this award that you created, in the tradition of weird things that seem to happen to you!   Le Cejak <May 20, 2008 [13:30]>

Gah! Placing an award I created on my own awards page? That's gonna look like vanity. Can I do it? /me wrestles with conscience, then gets distracted by mirror - heyy! Lookin' good!. What the hell, on it goes! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:52, May 21
heh /me looks at same mir- aww it broke :( --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 14:25, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

A little request[edit source]

Cheerio Underuser, I translated a template from German Uncyclopedia (see Template:Religion founders) and if you feel like it I would be very glad if you could do a little proofreading. It's not such a big thing but might be worth it. Thanks in any case. NaturalBornKieler 13:48, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

Hi NBK, happy to whisk the proofread brush through an article. Don't know if I'll get time today, but will do it as soon as I can! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:32, May 21
Just had a look: seemed fine to me. I changed "Sunna" to "Sunni" - I think Sunni is the branch of Islam, while Sunna means something else in Islam. Could be wrong. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:51, May 28

UnSignpost: May 22nd, 2008[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 20:20, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

Official PoopSmithing business[edit source]

I just had a thought. Yes, that's two this year already... Like me, I expect that you have noticed that the Uncyc admins have not always been diligent in the past when it has come to adding the VFD kept template to the talk pages of kept articles. Although you can find out if a nomination has been made before by checking the "what links here" of the page and looking for entries on a VFD archive page I think you will agree that this is not ideal. Why is MrN going on about this? Well... I can't help but think that this is something which us fellow smiths of poop should sort out. I have been thinking about if there would be an easy way to get a bot to do it, but as the system has changed a few times (with the new VFDc), and the need to check the histories of pages (a newly created page might actually not be the same page as one which was kept). I think there are also some other special cases, and we could end up with duplicates if done wrong by a bot. Basically, I think we would have to do it manually. Would you fancy helping out with this? Maybe we could split it up such that I check the odd numbered archive pages, and you check the even ones? I think most people would agree that I'm more odd than you, so I guess that would make sense. If you're busy with other stuff, that's cool, but I thought I would ask as well... As you know, I'm a lazy bastard. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 12:48, May 23

Interesting, I was thinking about doing something along those lines, but wasn't sure I could be bothered to... Hmm, well with a bank holiday looming, I may have some free time... I'll give it a go, see how far I get. I'll keep track of my progress in the memory section of my userpage, if you want to keep tabs on how far I've got, if at all. Are we suckers for punishment or what? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:53, May 23
What, wot? It's been needing to be done for a while me thinks. I guess it does not really matter how long it takes to do... I'll take the high road you take the low odd numbered pages, you take the even. :-). MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 15:40, May 23

Pailing Fence pic?[edit source]

Do you have it still, because I need it for a picture on here. Thanks --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:55, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

Like the base fence pic you used on that Mordor/Sauron pic thingy for Cajek --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:57, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
Uh, not really. The pic for Cajek was a bit of a cheat, as I had to re-use the same short section of fence over and over again, and it's only saved at that very small size. Could possibly scare one up for you later, if you let me know how big and what style you're after. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:01, May 23
kk. Upload that piece please. might be enough, might not :D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:08, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
One gif with transparent background uploaded at Image:Mordor fence.gif for you. Hope it helps, but doubt it will. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:15, May 23

Ta[edit source]

For the pic on Why?:Won't that damn CD player play my vinyls?. It was just what the article needed to get it over the hump (and I've never really had a good image in an article, I've always over-relied on captions, so this is good), so thanks again! ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 23/05 15:39

Rhonda's Gospel[edit source]

SysRQ said that you enjoy having a jolly good pretzel on his talk page. he also said that you would like my gospel. Visit User:Rhonda/Gospel if you wanna stay high. Rhonda 01:34, 24 May 2008 (UTC)

Thanks[edit source]

Newcookie.gif Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Thank you for your work keeping up the survived VFD templates. Slithy Tove 07:07, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Humph[edit source]

Atending urologist.jpg Hello Under user, This was going to be a thanks for making Orian57 attending template but then some bum said no and i didn't get the title so basically i'd still like to thank you for the support. and maybe next time. or when RotM comes round.


This may not have been the best picture to use as the man in it stole kidneys for a living. That was Boomers reasoning not my grammer.

Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gb.pngOrian57.gif 10:34, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Ah ha, I tricked you[edit source]

for you did not expect "us" to put your bad lyric generator in the newest unsignpost. Surrender now!   Le Cejak <16:22, 28 May 2008>

And thanks to {{username}} I've been the "biopic of the week" twice. Twice, I tells you! But no, I didn't expect that. I rarely expect anything. I'm so simple and naive and trusting. That seems to endear me to those nice old men I meet with their big bags of yummy sweets. Sorry - "Candy". That nice Candy I meet, with her big bag of sweets. Or something. Anyway, glad you seem to appreciate it, now how about adding a bad lyric to it? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:22, May 29

UnSignpost: May 29nd, 2008[edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 03:02, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

Something to do with cows[edit source]

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It's a wonderful association filled with joy and cowdome! What a bovine masterpiece! Join now! (yay whoring! :P) The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 17:03, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Er Tayor, UU isn't the person I'd have chosen to whore too...when he gets angry he has a tendency to bite people's heads off, also you haven't quite got the wiki formatting right for this beautiful whore template me and Cajek created (have a quick read of this, tells ya how to do it legally). But to UU: JOIN and don't bite my head off! - [17:14 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Biting heads off? Me? When? Show me documentary evidence? I quote MrN: "I have never seen UU being confrontational" and I'll bite the head off anyone who doesn't agree with that! ;-) That said, I don't really have time for most of the user-run groups around here - I successfully avoided an UNSOC invite, didn't sign up to the Grue Army, kept well away from whatever Ggarfield's odd "Nofu" thing was... PEEING has a point, a specific point, and one I agree with, so I'm in that. But other stuff? Not my cup of tea, guv. Have fun and stuff, but the only Cult I'm involved with are blasting out "She Sells Sanctuary" on my MP3 player! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:06, May 29
Er...I guess we'll leave you too that, and run off before you bite our heads off. :-) - [09:17 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
:/ this is upsetting.The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 00:37, 31 May 2008 (UTC)

Pee[edit source]

Hey, UU! I was just dropping by because I noticed with my last review you commented "fine" on the Cajek's list. I was just wondering whether by "fine" you meant "it's just okay" or "it's good". Cause I want to try and keep up my review standards I wanted to know (that is, if you did mean "it's just okay") if you have any suggestions to improve my peeing technique! Thanks in advance! :-) - [12:32 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Nah, I meant it's fine! I tend to make more comments if I'm not taken with a review. And if I think your standards are slipping, I'll let you know, don't worry! (But without biting your head off, natch!) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:41, May 29
Oh okay, that's good to know. And UU, you know my head is always there for your biting-off-pleasure. - [12:46 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

My sig, it is DIFFERENT![edit source]

After you left that short, sweet, and friendly message on my talk page, I took the liberty of changing my signature up a little bit... check it out! Warm Regards, ▀ĴαVắśСąР▀ 19:27 29 days since October began

Pee...[edit source]

Hey UU (I hope you don't consider this whoring) I think I'm finally going mad . For some reason I thought I'd already asked you on your talk page about this...but I obviously didn't! Anyway, I put up Wikipedia Main Page on pee review a little while ago but it hasn't being getting much attention (since there is so much stuff on the pee request list thing at the moment). I was wondering if you'd have the time to review it? I don't think I've had the pleasure of one your pees yet (flattery always works, doesn't it?) - [17:09 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Madness and insanity I tells ya! Don't worry SysRq's got it! - [09:10 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Re: Reviews[edit source]

Sure thing i will check that out! Thanks for telling me by the way about the pee review guidelines. --Dr. Fenwick 03:51, 31 May 2008 (UTC)

No worries Doc, it's good to see you around! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:05, Jun 2

A small ramble[edit source]

Just saying thanks for the nom on UotM, it's really appreciated. I don't currently have the cranial capacity to make a template, nor do I want to go round spamming eighteen talk pages, so I thought a small note would be better. You're one of the people I really look up to on here, so for you to make that call meant even more to me. Thanks again, hope you're enjoying your vacation! ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 1/06 07:58

Hoo-flamin'-ray! You got it! You should have beaten me to it last time out, in my opinion. You're a good man, a good writer, and a damn helpful chappie. About time you got the recognition! (And no-one should look up to me - I'm under a manhole ferchrissakes, you really have to go some to be looking up at one of those!) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:07, Jun 2
You have to stop saying I should have won April UotM! You're an integral part of this site, it'd probably collapse without you. You've been doing stuff for much longer than noobish me (seriously, I have like two-three months of experience, you have almost a year!). There's no way I deserved it other you. Hell, if VFS goes through this month (which it probably will, its normally about -7 by now), I'd have you as about second favourite to get opped. What I'm saying is, you massive underrate yourself by saying that, stop being so modest! In other words, this is now eight lines of code long, so it officialy qualifies as a ramble. Which is good. (Congrats on the WotM noms by the way! That's the kind of thing that seems like "Woah, that guy's good" to young'uns like myself). ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 2/06 20:10

F***[edit source]

√ Under user 165 164 --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 09:44, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

Heh, I saw that. Good use of exaggeration for effect, I'd call it. Of course, if I do complete that many reviews, it will definitely merit some kind of swearing - I'm actually on 117 and roughly 112 at the moment. (A few of my very first reviews, before El Jek ever thought of the list, were not that great). Still, 165 - that's something to aim for, I guess. That would be the final proof that I have no life, and never will! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:11, Jun 2
You can has WotM? Well I'll just paddle upstream, holding your torch to the WotM flame... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:51, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
Nah, no chance! I'm a way off WotM - for one, I tend to leave long gaps between articles, so people forget I've done other stuff. For two, I haven't done anything as good as Campaign Leaflet, the Olympics thing, the economy wotsit or that UnBook of yours... Getting on for twice the age, getting on for half the talent! ;-) And you'd have got my vote, but I do think it's an injustice that UnIdiot's got so many features and hasn't won yet. Still, if you win, it will be richly deserved. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:27, Jun 2

UnNews:NASA starts preparations for fake manned Mars landing[edit source]

Thanks, the idea hit me out of thin air when I saw the original footprint pictures and the rest just fell into place. Cheers! NaturalBornKieler 10:46, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

Mr. UU?[edit source]

Are you still about? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:35, 2 Jun

For a given value of "about". --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:45, Jun 2
I went ahead and made a South Psrk pic of myself. The problem is, since I don't have photoshop or anything resembling it, I had to save it as a .doc file. Any clues on how to convert it to a type o' file that Uncyc approves of? -72.24.227.116
Whoops - totally missed that one, this is what happens when you get a whole slew of messages. Anyway, I think MS Paint may be able to do something for you. Most PCs come equipped with it, I believe. Failing that, the GIMP online image editor software is quite handy, I believe (I'd be a tad careful if searching for that though...) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:38, Jun 4

Your request has been fulfilled...[edit source]

Epic meh.

Please proceed to the checkout promptly, where our lovely assistant is waiting to help you. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 2/06 15:10

Supoib. Thanx --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:15, Jun 2

Yes, me need help[edit source]

With properly cropping this one?

I iz wearing armored admin suit

~Jewriken.GIF 16:46, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

Hello, U.U.[edit source]

Orian57 in all his 2D glory
mememme me memmememme memmmemm emme memmm mememmmeee --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 12:22, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

For one reason or the other I have almost everbodies userpages on my watch list and have noticed you going round asking people for a South Park cartoon of themselves for your gallery. While I wasn't asked I decided to take the liberty of creating one as I quite like the idea of a gallery of the regular users. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57.gif Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 17:24 2 June 2008

Thanx. However, this is just for my amusement really. I was going to get around to asking you, mind (in fact, I'm slightly surprised I didn't). If it's a gallery of regulars you're after, there's always this. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:30, Jun 2
Oh ok, sorry I just presumed. well you know, I think it's a good idea anyway. Have fun with it! Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57.gif Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 20:41 2 June 2008
The epicness of this picture doesn't even get close to expressing my abundance of natural beauty
Beware, all ye mighty, the astonishing good looks of JAVASCAP!!!

I added my picture... what do you think? Warm Regards, ▀ĴαVắśСąР▀00:32 June 10 2008

This has absolutely nothing to do with South Park...[edit source]

...I don't lie. That's me, that is. I controversially replaced the "COWS!" text on my shirt with a union jack... - [17:47 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Looks up... This whole thing brings fun formatting in doesn't it? ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 2/06 17:51
Fun, fun, fun... - [17:57 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Indeed, plenty of fun. Now, who should I get next? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:25, Jun 3
Nice toy. Added my image as well, and I was startled how close it was to my everyday appearance in the end. Cheers! NaturalBornKieler 13:54, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

Welcome template[edit source]

Hi there thanks for that information. Was wondering do you know how to become an admin on this site? Steward2007 11:23, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

Already answered this question for you on Led's talk page. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:25, Jun 3
Take a look at the Village Dump and click on the Nhs and humanbeings scribblewiki and read it and see if it is ok and then sign up for the site and I will grant you Sysop access. Steward2007 12:13, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
Thanks - but not being an admin on here takes up enough of my time as it is! ;-) Good luck with that though, I'm sure you'll get some kind of response in the Dump. Be prepared though - most responses on here tend to be in jest, and as such, may not look like the kind of responses you're after. Just our way, you understand! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:17, Jun 3

Pee Review Problem[edit source]

Hey, I have run into a somewhat majour problem with my Pee Review. Would you slide over to here and help me figure out what the hell is going on? Warm Regards, ▀ĴαVắśСąР▀ 19:27 October 3 2024 NOTE: I am also running over to Cajek about this problem...

I don't see what the problem is... from a quick glance it looks fine   Le Cejak <16:51, 03 Jun 2008>
That's because I've just fixed it. It was spilling the whole Pee Review table code because Javascap forgot to close a link. Fine now though. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 3/06 16:52
Tut Javascap, you like to spill code around! You did it in your sig, too! :-) - [16:53 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
This is precisely the kind of problem I like: the kind that gets fixed while I'm playing football and nowhere near it. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:08, Jun 3

Late thanks![edit source]

Portrait-of-Homeless-Man-IMG 3825.jpg Thanks, son!
But Uncle Sam didn't thank me! All you bastards can GO TO HELL!! Eh, got any change, son? I sure hope no one writes an incredibly offensive article about me. Wait, where ya goin, son?

Thanks for voting for Veteran.


~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 18:45 Jun 3

I herd u liek pee revooz?[edit source]

Do your worst... not literally because I want a decent review but... you get it. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:48, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

OK, I'm on it. Have a little patience, I'll have to do it at home, so that'll be a few hours yet. My big mug o' reviewin' strength tea is at home - the stuff they have at work is weak as piss... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:54, Jun 4
Bleh. If you are feeling up to it I have improved on what Cajek said. Still my syntax is appalling and no matter how many essays/homeworks/articles I write it never improves :( I just suck at it. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:36, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
Heh, I'm in the middle of reviewing it right now. However, bearing in mind your comments, I'll pay a little more attention to the prose... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:40, Jun 6
Thanks! Yeah I kind of realize that after reading over it. The idea is it mixes an encyclopedic article with an UnScript to form some kind of horribly despicable monster seminar kind of deal. A ridiculous seminar that blends intelligence with stupidity and so on and so forth - Problem is it is fucking hard to get a mid point between a script and an encyclopedic article (Me trying to push writing boundaries again :/). Reading over it I can see where it falters; the professor does sound forced (mainly because I have never been to a true lecture/seminar kind of deal) and the section with the girl supposedly solving the problems just doesn't scan. Problem is I have hit a wall in how to make it sound more believable. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:47, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
I think it's possible to nail this one, but it will take some working on it to really get the best from it. My usual suggestion in such a case is to walk away from it for a day or two, and come back to it. If you leave it completely, sometimes you find you come back with fresh ideas. Of course, sometimes you come back to exactly the same problem, but that's the way of things. Otherwise, as I said, I'm happy to take a dash through and see what I can do, although I make no promises. But I'm fine if you don't like that idea. Whatever, I hope you do finish this one off - I'd like to think it will end up as another DJI winner! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:30, Jun 6
Ok. Just asking, which is the best part so I can tailor the the tone of the article around it? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 15:50, 6 June 2008 (UTC)

HAI TANX![edit source]

Cajekvfh.jpg HEY THANKS,
template whore!!!
I don't even care if you voted for any of my articles,
I'm giving you this in response to the template YOU spammed on MY page!
MUAHAHAHA!

THAT'LL learn ya.   Le Cejak <16:02, 04 Jun 2008>

UnSignpost: June 5th, 2008[edit source]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 05:21, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

RAAAWR[edit source]

Jurassic park tyranosaurus rex.jpg RAAAAWR!!
GRAAH! Gavin thanks you for voting to publish his memoirs. Just don't let any trannies read it.
Thanks for voting.


~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 12:53 Jun 5

So I was thinkin'...[edit source]

you would make a good admin... like, real good...   Le Cejak <15:44, 09 Jun 2008>

I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer given by my compatriot MrN9000 to similar sentiments aired on his talk page by your good self not that long ago. Also, why are we whispering? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:49, Jun 9
we don't want the current admins to hear, do we? Maybe you'll change your tune once I nominate you and that other asshole. Then all my friends will be powerful, and I can do whatever the hell I want! Don't tell anybody I said that. Oh... oh crap...   Le Cejak <15:53, 09 Jun 2008>

  1. We're British. If anyone mentions us in connection with such things our natural reaction as a species is to blush and change the subject.
  2. Surely it has to be Modus's time this time? How he's not an op yet I do not know.
  3. I hear Mordillo has spies everywhere. Everywhere. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:58, Jun 9

I do ~Jewriken.GIF 16:27, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

See? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 18:28, Jun 9

Um...[edit source]

...You seem to have missed my Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Scientists devote massive funds for cancer research to production of an 'orgasmatron' review off the maintenance-box-list thing, but listed it next to my name in the PEEING members table... Just felt I should be a good PEEer and report it. - [16:26 9 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Man, I got in this morning and the place was knee-deep in pee. It was all I could do to check 'em all - I thought I'd listed the lot, but I guess that one slipped through a crack in my regulation-issue pee bucket. Or something. Anyway, I got the important bit, and Hv's taken care of the maintenance bit. (Thx gize). --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 18:27, Jun 9
I've done another pee...you may want to tidy it up. Also, thx gize, UU and Hv! - [18:29 9 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Tomorrow. I'm just killing a little time while the missus watches Hollyoaks, and then we're off to help the future brother-in-law "test" Rock Band, which he's just got for his birthday. I'm an altruist really... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 18:33, Jun 9
You're so amazing UU. You're like...like...a god or something cool. - [18:34 9 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
I'm just going to use this header to apologise for leaving all those reviews up there over the weekend. I looked at them, hell, I put some of them on, and I knew I was the only active checker, but I was just procrastinating like hell last weekend (nerves). You see, this kind of thing is the reason I'm so "modest" around here, apparently! Also, I've done that other review YTTE was on about. Later. ~~Hv 9/06 19:20
I wasn't on about nothing, I wasn't! - [19:34 9 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Eh, you do plenty, Tank Boy! Seriously, stop running yourself down every chance you get. Man, it's like you're Scottish or something! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:07, Jun 10

Pic request, maybe?[edit source]

Hey UU! You have done many excellent pictures for me in the past. Would you mind doing one more? Could I have either a shark or a leapord in a suit, please (whichever is funnier in your opinion)? The background could be an office or it's natural habitat, whichever you want. It's for my latest article, UnNews:Nature Now Rated NC-17. Do you have time, or am I asking too much?   Le Cejak <2:26, 10 Jun 2008>

Sure, I'll see what I can do. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 07:55, Jun 10