User talk:Under user/Archive 8
Does this count?[edit source]
If I despoil my own page, does it count? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:55, May 16
- Ewwwww INCEST!!!! RIGHT HERE YEP
HERE -- 12:01, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
Re: You busy at the moment man?[edit source]
Well, overall, things are going all right. I have been busy in real life, exams, tests, and real life commitments. There WAS the small matter of getting whacked between the legs with a golf club last Wendsday, but... meh Warm Regards, Javascap
Waves[edit source]
o.O hey! what's a catch like you doing in a place like this? Whoreing? thought so. I'm bored, you're here, hi! The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 12:35, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
- er, completely ignoring you, it appears! Sorry, don't normally ignore people - must have had some kind of blind spot to this section of my talk page. I blame this new high-fibre diet I'm on. Or something. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:48, May 21
- haha, it's okay :P Happens to me sometimes. Yeah, it's always the diets..my last one made me edit uncyc uncontrolably. Good luck with that. What's going on? The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 13:32, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
- Ah, reverting, editing, tweaking, occasionally actually doing what I'm paid for. You? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:34, May 21
- I'm um, being unproductive. Writing poetry actually. About my dedication to uncyc. haha. serious. The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 15:25, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
- Ah, reverting, editing, tweaking, occasionally actually doing what I'm paid for. You? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:34, May 21
- haha, it's okay :P Happens to me sometimes. Yeah, it's always the diets..my last one made me edit uncyc uncontrolably. Good luck with that. What's going on? The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 13:32, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
Thankies[edit source]
Pyotr Kuznetsov Says: "Thank You For Voting!" Pyotr Kuznetsov would be here himself, but what with his psychiatric treatment and all, he sent Dora to convey this message. Oh wait, Dora's dead! Oh well. Anyway, thanks for voting for this! |
Please accept the preceding generic template as a sign of my gratitude, Under user. - 08:14 17 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
the list... again[edit source]
Instead of just giving you this template:
I have decided to post-emptively feature you as the biopic of the week, May 15th 2008. WOW! ...WWWOOOOWWWW! • <May 18, 2008 [4:19]>
- Wow, two whole loads of nothing. Truly, I am blessed! Yeah, I saw the bio thingy before you told me about it the first time. How did you get it so accurate? I thought I'd been pretty good at concealing my secret identity, but you must have talked to my mum or something. Ya fecking numpty! -SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:29, May 18
RC-specific edit summaries[edit source]
I'm probably the only person who actually reads 'em, but nevertheless, reading stuff like that really helps stave off boredom at points where there's nought to do. Also, as Cajek, thanks for doing the list while the rest of us keep slacking off! (I still haven't done a review dammit, it's all this new-fangled "writing" getting in the way!) 18/05 17:08
- Eh, I always appreciate the occasional funny edit summary when I see 'em myself, so I try to remember to occasionally chuck one in. Unless I think Ljlego is watching, in which case I never say more than "blah" or "vote"! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:31, May 19
Thanks for Vote[edit source]
Thanks for voteing for my article;)--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 07:53, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
You, You, You, U, U, Bastard![edit source]
Well, I thought I would sneak onto Uncyc... Just on the off chance that there might be some poopsmithing to do... And GRrrgRRRgRR! Edit conflict! Lolz. That's the first time that's actually happened. I was right in the middle of saving, and grrr. You beat me to it. ;-). Awesome dude. You hardly leave me with anything to do on VFD these days. :-(. Which is awesome. Congratulations. :). Hea, my boss is coming! Quick, hide the poop! Oh, you already did... Looks like finally the UK has found something it's good at. Emptying the bins... HeHe... Catch you later Sir. MrN 09:04, May 19
- General tidy up stuff is part of my regular morning routine these days - while things are dull at work, out comes the shovel! Good to see you around a bit more again man, it was a strange place without you! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:12, May 19
Don't you wish it to be Friday already?[edit source]
That Monday thing is a nasty business it is. ~ 10:19, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
- Actually, I wish it was a week on friday, because that weekend, I'm going paintballing to celebrate my mum's 60th birthday! Let's hear it for running round shooting paint pellets at family and friends - woo! I will be totally de-stressed the following monday! However, on a more general level, I agree with you wholeheartedly. Monday is teh suxxorz. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:24, May 19
- That's simply the best birthday idea I heard in a very long time! My dad's 60th is coming up in a couple months, but I'll be damned if I take him out for paint balling, him being an ex commando officer. I'll be dead before I hit the ground.~ 10:27, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
- Heh, I went paintballing once with air cadets, and one of the staff had been in action in the Falklands. We had to ban him from the last 2 games so any of us could have a change of winning - the only time we knew he was there was when he shot us from close range! Meantime, if you're bored, you could always contribute a bad lyric or two! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:33, May 19
- That's simply the best birthday idea I heard in a very long time! My dad's 60th is coming up in a couple months, but I'll be damned if I take him out for paint balling, him being an ex commando officer. I'll be dead before I hit the ground.~ 10:27, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
Nattering Numpties[edit source]
Rejoice! Your colossal achievement of completing over 50 in-depth pee reviews has been recognised with the provision of this luxury micturitional accessory. You will be the envy of your friends. Or you would be, if you hadn't ignored them for ages while you were reviewing.
I present you with this award that you created, in the tradition of weird things that seem to happen to you! • <May 20, 2008 [13:30]>
- Gah! Placing an award I created on my own awards page? That's gonna look like vanity. Can I do it? /me wrestles with conscience, then gets distracted by mirror - heyy! Lookin' good!. What the hell, on it goes! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:52, May 21
- heh /me looks at same mir- aww it broke :( -- 14:25, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
A little request[edit source]
Cheerio Underuser, I translated a template from German Uncyclopedia (see Template:Religion founders) and if you feel like it I would be very glad if you could do a little proofreading. It's not such a big thing but might be worth it. Thanks in any case. NaturalBornKieler 13:48, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
- Hi NBK, happy to whisk the proofread brush through an article. Don't know if I'll get time today, but will do it as soon as I can! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:32, May 21
UnSignpost: May 22nd, 2008[edit source]
The Periodical That Is Too Sexy For Its Shirt, Among Other Things
May 22th, 2008 • Issue 4 • Par 6
Oldest Uncyclopedia Article Discovered Renowned Uncyclopedia historian Spangle Gay Glittersprinkles, has discovered the oldest non-Uncyclopedia related article ever written. "The fact that pie was the first article really opened my eyes. It really did. I see it all now: Uncyclopedia, Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia... the construction and future of these wikis have been laid out before me." When asked what he meant, Spang said that, upon reading the first version of the article Pie, the future of Uncyclopedia was revealed to him. The version presently up is "but a pale shadow of what it once was." The fabled first version of the article is, according to Spang and fellow UnArcheologist TheLedBalloon, "The DaVinci Code of Uncyclopedia." One of the oldest contributors, 68.237.62.152, is said to be the creator of the fabled text, but could not be reached for comment... maybe 'cuz he was gettin' laid or somethin' cool like that. "If only the original version had survived!" Said Spang's lead balloon, who gained sentience upon glimpsing the article. "I want to know the significance of the Norris! The secret meaning behind the Wilde! The hidden power of the grue! I want to know the secret of the memes!" "First of all, how did a balloon become an administrator? Oh, right, this is Uncyclopedia." Said long-missing founder Chronarion. "Second of all, the current article you have up there is, although not as mystical, still sorta mystical... For example, look at that quote at the top! CLASSIC Oscar Wilde!" Questions arose as to why the original version was deleted in the first place, but Chronarion, who only made an appearance in one of our writer's drug trips, merely cackled, turned into a tomato, and vanished in a cloud of LULZ!!1. The mystery surrounding Pie continues, and Uncyclopedian historians are still seeking the truth. ...BUY A SUBSCRIPTION TO UNSIGNPOST to see further developments! Following Third Issue, UnSignpost Wins All Sortsa Awards n' Shit At the annual Uncyclopedia Signpost awards banquet, held every year in Dr. Skullthumper's backyard, the Signpost was the clear winner of the night, garnishing all 149 awards in all 144 categories. The press was not invited to the gala, but the Unsignpost has heard that several Uncyclopedia celebrities were at the event. Mike - you know Mike - said, "Oh yeah, we got Chronarion and Save the... whatever it was... We got 'em all! We even had Famine! Even though he still hates us, he still bothered to show up and drunkenly berate the guests! In fact, I think he's still in there, berating the furniture!" Unsignpost writers all agree that it's not pathetic to give yourself an award once in a while. We do our chores! We've been kicked around! Why don't we, the writers, get any recognition? The special boobie-prize, The Feel Okay About Ourselves Award for 2008, was accepted by Cajek on behalf of the writers instead of a paycheck. "Finally I get a god damned award." One of the writers dramatically grabbed the award away onstage and, crying, started screaming at the award itself. "WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU?!? YOU BASTARD!!" Unsignpost is planning to make the awards banquet biweekly, in honor of the fact that the writers are extremely lonely, and just want a way to talk to loads of people without having to listen to "feedback". Newest Uncyclopedia Article Discovered Yes, the newest article, Jacob Zuma, created just at the time of this writing, is the newest article to date. No! Wait! It's RETARDIS. Wait, no, it's Broomstick. Oh whatever, the point is that we found it, and when it's deleted in three seconds, Unsignpost gets first gloating rights.
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Official PoopSmithing business[edit source]
I just had a thought. Yes, that's two this year already... Like me, I expect that you have noticed that the Uncyc admins have not always been diligent in the past when it has come to adding the VFD kept template to the talk pages of kept articles. Although you can find out if a nomination has been made before by checking the "what links here" of the page and looking for entries on a VFD archive page I think you will agree that this is not ideal. Why is MrN going on about this? Well... I can't help but think that this is something which us fellow smiths of poop should sort out. I have been thinking about if there would be an easy way to get a bot to do it, but as the system has changed a few times (with the new VFDc), and the need to check the histories of pages (a newly created page might actually not be the same page as one which was kept). I think there are also some other special cases, and we could end up with duplicates if done wrong by a bot. Basically, I think we would have to do it manually. Would you fancy helping out with this? Maybe we could split it up such that I check the odd numbered archive pages, and you check the even ones? I think most people would agree that I'm more odd than you, so I guess that would make sense. If you're busy with other stuff, that's cool, but I thought I would ask as well... As you know, I'm a lazy bastard. MrN 12:48, May 23
- Interesting, I was thinking about doing something along those lines, but wasn't sure I could be bothered to... Hmm, well with a bank holiday looming, I may have some free time... I'll give it a go, see how far I get. I'll keep track of my progress in the memory section of my userpage, if you want to keep tabs on how far I've got, if at all. Are we suckers for punishment or what? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:53, May 23
Pailing Fence pic?[edit source]
Do you have it still, because I need it for a picture on here. Thanks -- 12:55, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
- Like the base fence pic you used on that Mordor/Sauron pic thingy for Cajek -- 12:57, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
- Uh, not really. The pic for Cajek was a bit of a cheat, as I had to re-use the same short section of fence over and over again, and it's only saved at that very small size. Could possibly scare one up for you later, if you let me know how big and what style you're after. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:01, May 23
Ta[edit source]
For the pic on Why?:Won't that damn CD player play my vinyls?. It was just what the article needed to get it over the hump (and I've never really had a good image in an article, I've always over-relied on captions, so this is good), so thanks again! ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 23/05 15:39
Rhonda's Gospel[edit source]
- SysRQ said that you enjoy having a jolly good pretzel on his talk page. he also said that you would like my gospel. Visit User:Rhonda/Gospel if you wanna stay high. Rhonda 01:34, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
Thanks[edit source]
Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
Thank you for your work keeping up the survived VFD templates. Slithy Tove 07:07, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
Humph[edit source]
Hello Under user, This was going to be a thanks for making Orian57 attending template but then some bum said no and i didn't get the title so basically i'd still like to thank you for the support. and maybe next time. or when RotM comes round. This may not have been the best picture to use as the man in it stole kidneys for a living. That was Boomers reasoning not my grammer. |
Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 10:34, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
Ah ha, I tricked you[edit source]
for you did not expect "us" to put your bad lyric generator in the newest unsignpost. Surrender now! • <16:22, 28 May 2008>
- And thanks to {{username}} I've been the "biopic of the week" twice. Twice, I tells you! But no, I didn't expect that. I rarely expect anything. I'm so simple and naive and trusting. That seems to endear me to those nice old men I meet with their big bags of yummy sweets. Sorry - "Candy". That nice Candy I meet, with her big bag of sweets. Or something. Anyway, glad you seem to appreciate it, now how about adding a bad lyric to it? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:22, May 29
UnSignpost: May 29nd, 2008[edit source]
Proudly supporting editorial independence whenever the board say it's okay
May 29th, 2008 • Issue 5
Uncyclopedia Second Most Active Wikia Site According to local Wikia staffmember Sannse, Uncyclopedia is the second most active site, next to Halopedia. "Yep. People are more interested in Halos than Uncys. I've never really bothered to look at either site, so I'm not sure why one is more active than another, but I'm sure it's because Halopedia is superior." Reporters on-site have looked into the rumors. Apparently, Halopedia is in fact not about halos, but instead is an entire wiki... devoted to a video game. "Oh lord, this is embarrassing," said Master Chief, the main character of said video games. "I thought I could keep this under wraps for a while longer, but you people in the press are like fucking vultures. WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?!" Apparently Halopedia's nearest competitor, Uncyclopedia, is some kind of "humor wiki" meant to induce laughter. "Uncyclopedia's laughter is nothing compared with ours," said Evilpedia's founder, User:Dr. Doom, "Our laughter will ring all throughout Wikia, and then: THE WORLD!". Other statistics include the nerdiest wiki and Furwiki, the most disturbing wiki. Uncyclopedia is neither the largest wiki (Wookiepedia), nor the most active (Halopedia), but it does come very close to first in both categories. Who wants to be first place anyway? Nobody wants to win all the time! Like Unsignpost's father used to say: "You learn more from losing than winning!" and really, that's all that matters! ...AAAAHHHHHH!!!!! BASTAAAARRRDDSSS!!! Following Fourth Issue, UnSignpost Does Lame Clip Show After having not seen his boss for a few days, Cajek, or as his friends call him, "Cuntjek", and his team of writers have been forced to rely on past issues and a clip show in article form. "Don't look at us that way!" said that one guy we were talking about. "A few days ago, when Skull was around, I was only editor of the fetish section, now I'm in charge of the whole thing. Jeez, I hope Skull is okay..." The lame clip show was said to be almost entirely from the first issue, when the Unsignpost was "cool", and before the fetish section took over the whole paper. According to reports to this newsroom, the clip show article included the "weekbox of the week" from issue 1 that instructed Cajek and Skull to slather humor juice on an anonymous reader, and the "Goatse Challenging Gap" from issue 2. "Oh shit, what else we got?" Carjack screamed across the newsroom. As of this issue, the huge portrait of Dr. Skullthumper has been prayed to for nigh two weeks since his mysterious disappearance. Fnoodle, who usually serves coffee to the writers (albeit very angrily), has gone on a quest to find his former master. So far, no word of Skullthumper's whereabouts have reached the press.
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THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 03:02, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
Something to do with cows[edit source]
Join The CMC! Make Your Inner Cow Happy!
What is it about cows that gets us all hot and bothered? Where do cows come from? What are cows?
These are the questions that drive the Cow Moo Cult and its brethren, who are very, VERY interested in cows and cow by-products.
The CMC is devoted not only to cows, but to helping Uncyclopedia through general acts of goodness and through motivating people with cow-treats and the like.
So, Under user, why not join the CMC? It's free (unless you count virginity as money) and it's fun (and it's full of clichés)! You'll get a pretty template for your userpage and a nice title for your signature! What could be better? Sign Up Now!
- 'Double moos from your cowy friend,
Tayor
- 'Double moos from your cowy friend,
It's a wonderful association filled with joy and cowdome! What a bovine masterpiece! Join now! (yay whoring! :P) The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 17:03, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
- Er Tayor, UU isn't the person I'd have chosen to whore too...when he gets angry he has a tendency to bite people's heads off, also you haven't quite got the wiki formatting right for this beautiful whore template me and Cajek created (have a quick read of this, tells ya how to do it legally). But to UU: JOIN and don't bite my head off! - [17:14 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Biting heads off? Me? When? Show me documentary evidence? I quote MrN: "I have never seen UU being confrontational" and I'll bite the head off anyone who doesn't agree with that! ;-) That said, I don't really have time for most of the user-run groups around here - I successfully avoided an UNSOC invite, didn't sign up to the Grue Army, kept well away from whatever Ggarfield's odd "Nofu" thing was... PEEING has a point, a specific point, and one I agree with, so I'm in that. But other stuff? Not my cup of tea, guv. Have fun and stuff, but the only Cult I'm involved with are blasting out "She Sells Sanctuary" on my MP3 player! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:06, May 29
Pee[edit source]
Hey, UU! I was just dropping by because I noticed with my last review you commented "fine" on the Cajek's list. I was just wondering whether by "fine" you meant "it's just okay" or "it's good". Cause I want to try and keep up my review standards I wanted to know (that is, if you did mean "it's just okay") if you have any suggestions to improve my peeing technique! Thanks in advance! :-) - [12:32 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Nah, I meant it's fine! I tend to make more comments if I'm not taken with a review. And if I think your standards are slipping, I'll let you know, don't worry! (But without biting your head off, natch!) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:41, May 29
My sig, it is DIFFERENT![edit source]
After you left that short, sweet, and friendly message on my talk page, I took the liberty of changing my signature up a little bit... check it out! Warm Regards, ▀ĴαVắśСąР▀ 19:27 29 days since October began
Pee...[edit source]
Hey UU (I hope you don't consider this whoring) I think I'm finally going mad . For some reason I thought I'd already asked you on your talk page about this...but I obviously didn't! Anyway, I put up Wikipedia Main Page on pee review a little while ago but it hasn't being getting much attention (since there is so much stuff on the pee request list thing at the moment). I was wondering if you'd have the time to review it? I don't think I've had the pleasure of one your pees yet (flattery always works, doesn't it?) - [17:09 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Madness and insanity I tells ya! Don't worry SysRq's got it! - [09:10 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Re: Reviews[edit source]
Sure thing i will check that out! Thanks for telling me by the way about the pee review guidelines. --Dr. Fenwick 03:51, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
- No worries Doc, it's good to see you around! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:05, Jun 2
A small ramble[edit source]
Just saying thanks for the nom on UotM, it's really appreciated. I don't currently have the cranial capacity to make a template, nor do I want to go round spamming eighteen talk pages, so I thought a small note would be better. You're one of the people I really look up to on here, so for you to make that call meant even more to me. Thanks again, hope you're enjoying your vacation! ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 1/06 07:58
- Hoo-flamin'-ray! You got it! You should have beaten me to it last time out, in my opinion. You're a good man, a good writer, and a damn helpful chappie. About time you got the recognition! (And no-one should look up to me - I'm under a manhole ferchrissakes, you really have to go some to be looking up at one of those!) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:07, Jun 2
- You have to stop saying I should have won April UotM! You're an integral part of this site, it'd probably collapse without you. You've been doing stuff for much longer than
noobishme (seriously, I have like two-three months of experience, you have almost a year!). There's no way I deserved it other you. Hell, if VFS goes through this month (which it probably will, its normally about -7 by now), I'd have you as about second favourite to get opped. What I'm saying is, you massive underrate yourself by saying that, stop being so modest! In other words, this is now eight lines of code long, so it officialy qualifies as a ramble. Which is good. (Congrats on the WotM noms by the way! That's the kind of thing that seems like "Woah, that guy's good" to young'uns like myself). ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 2/06 20:10
- You have to stop saying I should have won April UotM! You're an integral part of this site, it'd probably collapse without you. You've been doing stuff for much longer than
F***[edit source]
√ Under user 165 164 -- 09:44, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
- Heh, I saw that. Good use of exaggeration for effect, I'd call it. Of course, if I do complete that many reviews, it will definitely merit some kind of swearing - I'm actually on 117 and roughly 112 at the moment. (A few of my very first reviews, before El Jek ever thought of the list, were not that great). Still, 165 - that's something to aim for, I guess. That would be the final proof that I have no life, and never will! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:11, Jun 2
- You can has WotM? Well I'll just paddle upstream, holding your torch to the WotM flame... -- 13:51, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
- Nah, no chance! I'm a way off WotM - for one, I tend to leave long gaps between articles, so people forget I've done other stuff. For two, I haven't done anything as good as Campaign Leaflet, the Olympics thing, the economy wotsit or that UnBook of yours... Getting on for twice the age, getting on for half the talent! ;-) And you'd have got my vote, but I do think it's an injustice that UnIdiot's got so many features and hasn't won yet. Still, if you win, it will be richly deserved. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:27, Jun 2
- You can has WotM? Well I'll just paddle upstream, holding your torch to the WotM flame... -- 13:51, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
UnNews:NASA starts preparations for fake manned Mars landing[edit source]
Thanks, the idea hit me out of thin air when I saw the original footprint pictures and the rest just fell into place. Cheers! NaturalBornKieler 10:46, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
Mr. UU?[edit source]
Are you still about? -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:35, 2 Jun
- For a given value of "about". --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:45, Jun 2
- I went ahead and made a South Psrk pic of myself. The problem is, since I don't have photoshop or anything resembling it, I had to save it as a .doc file. Any clues on how to convert it to a type o' file that Uncyc approves of? -72.24.227.116
- Whoops - totally missed that one, this is what happens when you get a whole slew of messages. Anyway, I think MS Paint may be able to do something for you. Most PCs come equipped with it, I believe. Failing that, the GIMP online image editor software is quite handy, I believe (I'd be a tad careful if searching for that though...) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:38, Jun 4
- I went ahead and made a South Psrk pic of myself. The problem is, since I don't have photoshop or anything resembling it, I had to save it as a .doc file. Any clues on how to convert it to a type o' file that Uncyc approves of? -72.24.227.116
Your request has been fulfilled...[edit source]
Please proceed to the checkout promptly, where our lovely assistant is waiting to help you. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 2/06 15:10
Yes, me need help[edit source]
With properly cropping this one?
Hello, U.U.[edit source]
For one reason or the other I have almost everbodies userpages on my watch list and have noticed you going round asking people for a South Park cartoon of themselves for your gallery. While I wasn't asked I decided to take the liberty of creating one as I quite like the idea of a gallery of the regular users. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 17:24 2 June 2008
- Thanx. However, this is just for my amusement really. I was going to get around to asking you, mind (in fact, I'm slightly surprised I didn't). If it's a gallery of regulars you're after, there's always this. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:30, Jun 2
I added my picture... what do you think? Warm Regards, ▀ĴαVắśСąР▀00:32 June 10 2008
This has absolutely nothing to do with South Park...[edit source]
...I don't lie. That's me, that is. I controversially replaced the "COWS!" text on my shirt with a union jack... - [17:47 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Looks up... This whole thing brings fun formatting in doesn't it? ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 2/06 17:51
Welcome template[edit source]
Hi there thanks for that information. Was wondering do you know how to become an admin on this site? Steward2007 11:23, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
- Already answered this question for you on Led's talk page. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:25, Jun 3
- Take a look at the Village Dump and click on the Nhs and humanbeings scribblewiki and read it and see if it is ok and then sign up for the site and I will grant you Sysop access. Steward2007 12:13, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
- Thanks - but not being an admin on here takes up enough of my time as it is! ;-) Good luck with that though, I'm sure you'll get some kind of response in the Dump. Be prepared though - most responses on here tend to be in jest, and as such, may not look like the kind of responses you're after. Just our way, you understand! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:17, Jun 3
- Take a look at the Village Dump and click on the Nhs and humanbeings scribblewiki and read it and see if it is ok and then sign up for the site and I will grant you Sysop access. Steward2007 12:13, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
Pee Review Problem[edit source]
Hey, I have run into a somewhat majour problem with my Pee Review. Would you slide over to here and help me figure out what the hell is going on? Warm Regards, ▀ĴαVắśСąР▀ 19:27 October 3 2024 NOTE: I am also running over to Cajek about this problem...
- I don't see what the problem is... from a quick glance it looks fine • <16:51, 03 Jun 2008>
- That's because I've just fixed it. It was spilling the whole Pee Review table code because Javascap forgot to close a link. Fine now though. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 3/06 16:52
Late thanks![edit source]
Thanks, son! But Uncle Sam didn't thank me! All you bastards can GO TO HELL!! Eh, got any change, son? I sure hope no one writes an incredibly offensive article about me. Wait, where ya goin, son? Thanks for voting for Veteran. |
~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 18:45 Jun 3
I herd u liek pee revooz?[edit source]
Do your worst... not literally because I want a decent review but... you get it. -- 13:48, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
- OK, I'm on it. Have a little patience, I'll have to do it at home, so that'll be a few hours yet. My big mug o' reviewin' strength tea is at home - the stuff they have at work is weak as piss... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:54, Jun 4
- Bleh. If you are feeling up to it I have improved on what Cajek said. Still my syntax is appalling and no matter how many essays/homeworks/articles I write it never improves :( I just suck at it. -- 13:36, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
- Heh, I'm in the middle of reviewing it right now. However, bearing in mind your comments, I'll pay a little more attention to the prose... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:40, Jun 6
- Thanks! Yeah I kind of realize that after reading over it. The idea is it mixes an encyclopedic article with an UnScript to form some kind of horribly despicable monster seminar kind of deal. A ridiculous seminar that blends intelligence with stupidity and so on and so forth - Problem is it is fucking hard to get a mid point between a script and an encyclopedic article (Me trying to push writing boundaries again :/). Reading over it I can see where it falters; the professor does sound forced (mainly because I have never been to a true lecture/seminar kind of deal) and the section with the girl supposedly solving the problems just doesn't scan. Problem is I have hit a wall in how to make it sound more believable. -- 13:47, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
- I think it's possible to nail this one, but it will take some working on it to really get the best from it. My usual suggestion in such a case is to walk away from it for a day or two, and come back to it. If you leave it completely, sometimes you find you come back with fresh ideas. Of course, sometimes you come back to exactly the same problem, but that's the way of things. Otherwise, as I said, I'm happy to take a dash through and see what I can do, although I make no promises. But I'm fine if you don't like that idea. Whatever, I hope you do finish this one off - I'd like to think it will end up as another DJI winner! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:30, Jun 6
- Ok. Just asking, which is the best part so I can tailor the the tone of the article around it? -- 15:50, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
- I think it's possible to nail this one, but it will take some working on it to really get the best from it. My usual suggestion in such a case is to walk away from it for a day or two, and come back to it. If you leave it completely, sometimes you find you come back with fresh ideas. Of course, sometimes you come back to exactly the same problem, but that's the way of things. Otherwise, as I said, I'm happy to take a dash through and see what I can do, although I make no promises. But I'm fine if you don't like that idea. Whatever, I hope you do finish this one off - I'd like to think it will end up as another DJI winner! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:30, Jun 6
- Thanks! Yeah I kind of realize that after reading over it. The idea is it mixes an encyclopedic article with an UnScript to form some kind of horribly despicable monster seminar kind of deal. A ridiculous seminar that blends intelligence with stupidity and so on and so forth - Problem is it is fucking hard to get a mid point between a script and an encyclopedic article (Me trying to push writing boundaries again :/). Reading over it I can see where it falters; the professor does sound forced (mainly because I have never been to a true lecture/seminar kind of deal) and the section with the girl supposedly solving the problems just doesn't scan. Problem is I have hit a wall in how to make it sound more believable. -- 13:47, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
- Heh, I'm in the middle of reviewing it right now. However, bearing in mind your comments, I'll pay a little more attention to the prose... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:40, Jun 6
- Bleh. If you are feeling up to it I have improved on what Cajek said. Still my syntax is appalling and no matter how many essays/homeworks/articles I write it never improves :( I just suck at it. -- 13:36, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
HAI TANX![edit source]
HEY THANKS, template whore!!! I don't even care if you voted for any of my articles, I'm giving you this in response to the template YOU spammed on MY page! MUAHAHAHA! |
THAT'LL learn ya. • <16:02, 04 Jun 2008>
UnSignpost: June 5th, 2008[edit source]
Now With 0 Trans Fat!
June 5th, 2008 • Issue 6
Sixth Issue Relies on Guest Writers For the sixth issue of Unsignpost, guest writers from outside the fold have been chosen to write a bunch of stupid crap. Among them are the illiterate administrator Zombiebaron and reformed drug mule ThePaleOne. The community's outcries were heard soon afterwards, probably. Jack Phoenix, a respected Wikia staff member, said of one of the articles "Nobody cares about Cajek trolling Wookiepedia anymore. In fact, I'm kind of ashamed of Uncyclopedia for doing something like this. It's like I'm at a well-written version of ED." The Unsignpost staff, full of miscreants and malcontents, hung its collective head in shame and went to the corner for a sit down. Qua, who wanted to be in this issue of Unsignpost to whore his userpage, issued a statement at the press conference located at his Mayan temple: "Why didn't they do an injoke article on the fifth issue? Am I the only one who cares? Where have the lols gone, my friends? Where have the lols gone?" In response, the Unsignpost sent a secret "Fifth Issue Of Unsignpost" article directly to Qua, where it will be housed until his death. The Unsignpost writers, who have had a cut in pay since the leaving of Dr. Skullthumper, are now relying on the work of random people found on IRC for their inspiration. We now present to you an article in the Unsignpost by somebody else about a guy who works at the Unsignpost... /me headdesk [note: "me" refers to the entire Unsignpost staff]
It has been reported on #uncyclopedia that Cajek, our resident editor, has been banned from the "Star Wars Wiki", Wookieepedia. There has been an outrage in the star wars community, as they find Cajek to be a charming and respectable fellow [ed note: Cajek did NOT write this!]. Even us here at the the UnSignPost believe so, ( but don't tell Cajek that! ) [ed note: I SAW THAT! YOU'RE OFF THE CASE!] I spoke to one Cajek fan, Darth Vader, to see what kind of impact this has had on the community. "It really is tragic to see him get banned," said a distraught Vader, with tears dripping from his helmet, "I just don't understand it! How can there be no Cajek?! We've seen his greatest and sometimes his somewhat lameness. But we will be EPIC FAIL without him" Vader's emotionally wrecked state shows the devastation caused by the Wookieepedia senate's unruly vote. I just hope Palpatine wasn't behind this, I voted for him too! I sat down with another fan, Jar Jar Binks, to discuss this radical move. "Mesa think its outrageous! Mesa no like Wookieepedia afta this! This beein worse than <insert name here>'s bombad faggotry!" And indeed it is. Personally, I denounce the Leftist Bias of Wookieepedia and their slander against Cajek. What did he ever do to them right? Personally, I hope Something really bad happens to those immature, pubescent, oxycotin sniffing children. In other news, 52% of Uncyclopedia agrees that Cajek should be set on fire on Sunday's Luau against 45% for drowned in his own discharge. 3% were undecided.
Alright. So. This is going to be cool. Because. You see. Therefore. Once upon a time. There was this really big house. Inside the house was a monster. Oh. This is a newspaper. Well, in that case, the monster was operating a grow op. Right. And the monster was named Skullthumper (because this is his fault, really, when you deconstruct it down to the last proton). Yeah!!!! But. Going onwards and upwards. The cops busted the grow op. It was fucking huge, man. THIS IS NEWS. IN THE UNSIGNPOST.
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THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 05:21, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
RAAAWR[edit source]
RAAAAWR!! GRAAH! Gavin thanks you for voting to publish his memoirs. Just don't let any trannies read it. Thanks for voting. |
~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 12:53 Jun 5
So I was thinkin'...[edit source]
you would make a good admin... like, real good... • <15:44, 09 Jun 2008>
- I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer given by my compatriot MrN9000 to similar sentiments aired on his talk page by your good self not that long ago. Also, why are we whispering? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:49, Jun 9
- we don't want the current admins to hear, do we? Maybe you'll change your tune once I nominate you and that other asshole. Then all my friends will be powerful, and I can do whatever the hell I want! Don't tell anybody I said that. Oh... oh crap... • <15:53, 09 Jun 2008>
- We're British. If anyone mentions us in connection with such things our natural reaction as a species is to blush and change the subject.
- Surely it has to be Modus's time this time? How he's not an op yet I do not know.
- I hear Mordillo has spies everywhere. Everywhere. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:58, Jun 9
I do ~ 16:27, 9 June 2008 (UTC)
Um...[edit source]
...You seem to have missed my Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Scientists devote massive funds for cancer research to production of an 'orgasmatron' review off the maintenance-box-list thing, but listed it next to my name in the PEEING members table... Just felt I should be a good PEEer and report it. - [16:26 9 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Man, I got in this morning and the place was knee-deep in pee. It was all I could do to check 'em all - I thought I'd listed the lot, but I guess that one slipped through a crack in my regulation-issue pee bucket. Or something. Anyway, I got the important bit, and Hv's taken care of the maintenance bit. (Thx gize). --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 18:27, Jun 9
- I've done another pee...you may want to tidy it up. Also, thx gize, UU and Hv! - [18:29 9 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Tomorrow. I'm just killing a little time while the missus watches Hollyoaks, and then we're off to help the future brother-in-law "test" Rock Band, which he's just got for his birthday. I'm an altruist really... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 18:33, Jun 9
- You're so amazing UU. You're like...like...a god or something cool. - [18:34 9 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- I'm just going to use this header to apologise for leaving all those reviews up there over the weekend. I looked at them, hell, I put some of them on, and I knew I was the only active checker, but I was just procrastinating like hell last weekend (nerves). You see, this kind of thing is the reason I'm so "modest" around here, apparently! Also, I've done that other review YTTE was on about. Later. ~~Hv 9/06 19:20
- I wasn't on about nothing, I wasn't! - [19:34 9 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Eh, you do plenty, Tank Boy! Seriously, stop running yourself down every chance you get. Man, it's like you're Scottish or something! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:07, Jun 10
- I'm just going to use this header to apologise for leaving all those reviews up there over the weekend. I looked at them, hell, I put some of them on, and I knew I was the only active checker, but I was just procrastinating like hell last weekend (nerves). You see, this kind of thing is the reason I'm so "modest" around here, apparently! Also, I've done that other review YTTE was on about. Later. ~~Hv 9/06 19:20
- You're so amazing UU. You're like...like...a god or something cool. - [18:34 9 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Tomorrow. I'm just killing a little time while the missus watches Hollyoaks, and then we're off to help the future brother-in-law "test" Rock Band, which he's just got for his birthday. I'm an altruist really... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 18:33, Jun 9
- I've done another pee...you may want to tidy it up. Also, thx gize, UU and Hv! - [18:29 9 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Pic request, maybe?[edit source]
Hey UU! You have done many excellent pictures for me in the past. Would you mind doing one more? Could I have either a shark or a leapord in a suit, please (whichever is funnier in your opinion)? The background could be an office or it's natural habitat, whichever you want. It's for my latest article, UnNews:Nature Now Rated NC-17. Do you have time, or am I asking too much? • <2:26, 10 Jun 2008>