User:Rhonda

Since this is an uncyclopedia, I'll just post fake info about myself. I play the bass guitar in a grunge band, I am a florist by day and I live in Wales. I absolutely hate Windows, and once took a sledgehammer to one. I own a pet snail called X-Poppy, I do laundry for my loser brother (Seamus! If you are reading this, get a freaking job!) I also predict the future...

This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head

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This user likes random colored userboxes.

This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.

This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.

This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus.

Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly.

MEH

This user redefines lazy!

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
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This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies

This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.

This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

This user supports the European Reich.
Heil Hitler!

This user plays on an Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.

RS

This user plays RunEscape.
Laugh at Pray for them.

This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.

LV-2	This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.

This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube as they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.

This user likes to smoke weed.

This user watches Wheel of Fortune.

THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

This user loves to play the drums, and usually hangs out with musicians.

Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead!

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead!

HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols, but can only remember that H is for hydrogen.

usbx

This user likes to use userboxes.

This user rejects the theory of global warming, or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.