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Since this is an uncyclopedia, I'll just post fake info about myself. I play the bass guitar in a grunge band, I am a florist by day and I live in Wales. I absolutely hate Windows, and once took a sledgehammer to one. I own a pet snail called X-Poppy, I do laundry for my loser brother (Seamus! If you are reading this, get a freaking job!) I also predict the future...

Bushfire.jpg This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head Bushfire.jpg
Color This user likes random colored userboxes. Color
Pikachuevolving.PNG This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore. Pikachuevolving.PNG
Buddychr.png This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society. Buddychr.png
Unicorn small.png This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus. No pegasus small.png
Happysatan.jpg Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly. Happysatan.jpg
MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH
Nuvola apps important.svg This user hates you and everyone you care about. Nuvola apps important.svg
The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg
This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
(List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)

Code Result What links here Description

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This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.
Unlocked.svg This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it. Unlocked.svg
Happysatan.jpg This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan. Happysatan.jpg
Eu!naz1.gif This user supports the European Reich.

Heil Hitler!

40px-Xbox 360 wireless controller.png This user plays the Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds. 40px-Xbox 360 wireless controller.png
RS This user plays RunEscape. Laugh at Pray for them.
Nintendo ds.png This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities. Nintendo ds.png
LV-2 This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life. LV-2
610px-NGC Gamecube.jpg This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube because they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another. 610px-NGC Gamecube.jpg
Marijuana MY.jpg This user likes to smoke ganja.
Wheel.jpg This Uncyclopedian watches Wheel of Fortune. Wheel.jpg
Jsbach-bass.jpg This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time. Jsbach-bass.jpg
Drums.png This user loves to play the drums, and usually hangs out with musicians. Drums.png
Bottlenose dolphin Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek! Bottlenose dolphin
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HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.
253951 photo.gif Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!! 253951 photo.gif
This user tried, really, really hard, to
memorize the elements' names and
symbols but can only remember that
H is for hydrogen
usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx
FireV2.png This user rejects the theory of global warming, or at least thinks it's someone else's problem. FireV2.png