User:Rhonda

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search

Since this is an uncyclopedia, I'll just post fake info about myself. I play the bass guitar in a grunge band, I am a florist by day and I live in Wales. I absolutely hate Windows, and once took a sledgehammer to one. I own a pet snail called X-Poppy, I do laundry for my loser brother (Seamus! If you are reading this, get a freaking job!) I also predict the future...

Bushfire.jpg
This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head
Bushfire.jpg
Color
This user likes random colored userboxes.
Color
Pikachuevolving.PNG
This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.
Pikachuevolving.PNG
Buddychr.png
This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.
Unicorn small.png This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus. No pegasus small.png
Happysatan.jpg
Satan

loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell

shortly.
Happysatan.jpg
MEH
This user redefines lazy!
MEH
Nuvola apps important.svg
This user hates you and everyone you care about.
Nuvola apps important.svg
The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg
This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg
Finder.png
This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
(List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)

Code Result What links here Description

Vista logo.png
This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.
Unlocked.svg
This user has a Really Lame Password . Seriously, you could probably guess it.
Unlocked.svg
Happysatan.jpg
This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan .
Happysatan.jpg
European Union
This user supports the European Reich.
Heil Hitler!
European Union

Xbox 360 wireless controller.png

This user plays on an Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.

Xbox 360 wireless controller.png

RS
This user plays RunEscape .
Laugh at Pray for them.
RS
Nintendo ds.png This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
LV-2 This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
610px-NGC Gamecube.jpg This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube as they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.
Marijuana MY.jpg
This user likes to smoke cannabis .
Marijuana MY.jpg
Wheel.jpg
This Uncyclopedian watches Wheel of Fortune.
Wheel.jpg
Cowbell2.gif
THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
Cowbell2.gif
Jsbach-bass.jpg
This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
Jsbach-bass.jpg
Drums.png
This user loves to play the drums, and usually hangs out with musicians.
Drums.png
Bottlenose dolphin
Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
Bottlenose dolphin
Head on.gif
HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.
253951 photo.gif
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
253951 photo.gif
TableImage.svg.png
This user tried, really, really hard, to
memorize the elements' names and
symbols but can only remember that
H is for hydrogen
usbx
This user likes to use userboxes.
usbx
FireV2.png
This user rejects the theory of global warming

, or at least thinks it's someone else's

problem.
FireV2.png