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PLS Judging Instructions: Have a Gander

I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If there has been some accident or mistake, and you no longer want to judge, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go, here are the instructions. First, read all the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least somewhat fair and based on merit. And C, post your top 5 articles here, in order: User:ENeGMA/PLS Judging Hit me up on my talk page should these rules not cognizate within you. Thank you again for your continued cooperation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:24, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

PLS entry problem- help me out?

Right, so here's my situation. If you saw my PLS entry- HowTo:Win the PLS- then you probably saw that I used your PLS template, the same one that was on the first page, in my article. (In fact, I think I told you, so you should know anyway.)

Adolph Hitler

Why can;t Iedit this page?--Dr who1975 22:54, 4 October 2007 (UTC) Well, I saw that you changed the template to talk about how the entry deadline has passed and submissions are being judged. You can clearly see the problem this presents in my article- the template doesn't say the same thing, so it detracts from the quality of the article, rather than add to it.

I could badger an admin to change the {{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/PLS}} to the code you used for the earlier version... buuuut the articles aren't supposed to be touched after the deadline. So if it isn't too much trouble for you, what I'd like you to do is revert your template to the older version, create the current version on another page (like User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/PLS2 or something like that) and put the current template on the Main Page, and wherever else the template is currently posted (except for my article, of course). You don't have to do this, but it'd be an enormous favor. --Andorin Kato 03:35, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

Auspicious Blessings Upon You! Ceridwyn gifts you this Lucky Bell of the Peaceful Dragon for voting on HowTo:Feng Shui Your Computer. May your data chi bring you wealth and luck!

Thanks oh so much for voting For on my first feature! Hooray! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:56, 10 July 2007

Testing the waters

I am considering nominating my article, American (species), on VFH (again). After the comments made during my first attempt at nomination, I have improved the article, rectifying previous elements of racism and bile in it. However, after my last disastrous foray onto VFH, I am being more cautious and testing support before actually nominating. So, would you support such a nomination?

P.S. I'm not re-nominating because I'm a sore loser (actually, truth be told, I was crushed after reading the comments that editors made on it). I'm re-nomming because, in the course of a Vote for Deletion on the original "American" article, some positive comments were made about American (species), and I'm feeling encouraged now. So if you must crush my hopes and dreams like a heartless bastard, do it now, and not when I re-nom.
Humble Acolyte of Humor, Radioactive afikomen 07:01, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

Yes

I will be your shadow counselor if you wish it.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:12, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

You need a pick a codename. Something like "Deepthroat". --EMC ^[TALK] 21:13, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

I don't play for that team, so "Deepthroat" is out. Plus, I think it's been used (not sure where though...). Alright, how about....Robin?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:18, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

No that's lame. Sounds like some sort of superhero sidekick played by Burt Ward. You should probably just stick with "Ljlego". --EMC ^[TALK] 21:22, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm, Burt Ward, eh? Then, yeah, I'll stick to Ljlego. Productive meeting, then. Carry on.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:26, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

Grassy ass (that's Spanish, you know)

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:05, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Vote for article?

Unless you have have more suggestions, I feel my article is ready. So, if I were to nominate American (species) on VFH, would you support it? Humble Acolyte of Humor, Radioactive afikomen 06:21, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

Format

I fiddled with the format of American (species) as you suggested. I had thought it looked rather list-like with every picture to the right, but I hadn't thought much of it. Thanks for the suggestion! Alternating the position of every other picture, however, did not do much to address the spacing between sections. I'm afraid that is a direct result of certain sections being too short with pictures that are too tall. I managed to rectify (some of) the spacting spacing, but I feel it looks a little weird. What do you think? Humble Acolyte of Humor, Radioactive afikomen 00:01, 14 July 2007 (UTC)

I don't know. My problem with it isn't so much the writing style (which if anything comes off as a tiny bit pompous....this is a good thing if one construes it as mocking encyclopedic tone) is that the jokes are kinda stale. That's not to say that they can't be enjoyed in their own rite, and some are certainly funny, but the whole "America Sucks" angle has been played so much that the pinball machines and videogames are getting lonely. I don't know, I certainly wouldn't vote against it, but I'm not sure if I'd vote for it either.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:13, 14 July 2007 (UTC)

I appreciate your comments, Ljlego, but I was soliciting opinions on the format, not the jokes, which, by the way, I am well aware are a little bit stale. The originality of the article lies in how it is presented--an encyclopedic article from a zoologist's perspective--and not so much the jokes themselves. Radioactive afikomen 19:47, 14 July 2007 (UTC)

Alrighty then. Well, in that case, I haven't much problem with the layout, though a couple of poorly oriented pictures could be fixed (I'll give it a whack). You should put it in the Pee (if you already did, bump the subpage or start a new one) to get a formal review.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:49, 14 July 2007 (UTC)

Um... "Bump the subpage"? What the heck does that mean? What's a subpage? Radioactive afikomen 06:29, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

I appologize for being pesky and a small small person

But out of curiocity I'd like to ask, I saw that you rated my PLS entry quite high, but it didn't show on your final five. I'm in no way criticizing, just curious? Thanks. ~ 22:45, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks a lot, and sorry again for being troublesome. ~ 11:50, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has awarded you a Nuclear missile Now go and destroy the The Zionist Entity This Template Will Self Destruct in seconds

Thank you for your support

A bit late, but thanks.

Do you know you voted for The Muffin Man,

The Muffin Man,

The Muffin Man?

Do you know you voted for The Muffin Man?

It was on VFH

Jocke Pirat thanks you for voting on his article on VFH. In exchange, you get a picture of Peter Sutcliffe in a chef hat on a template. Isn't that nice? Enjoy.

--~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

18:09, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

THANK-YOU

Thanks for reveiwing GTA: Stickman City. It was tough but fair. I should have put a construction tab at the bottom but otherwise it's fine. ta. Bye. Oh, and take this. You deserve it.

This user has been rated R.

New Template

This Page Is a Chuck Norris-Free Zone This page has been verified by experts to be free of all forms of Chuck Norris, including, but not limited to, referencing of him, worship of him, and pictures of him. Keep it that way or burn in hell.

I've made this new template, as a way of combating the sometimes excessive Chuck Norris referencing on Uncyclopedia. I have also made a new category to go with it. At the time, I thought it was a brilliant idea, but now that I have actually made it, I have no idea where I should put it. (I was thinking I could put it in the God article, to honor the removal of Chuck Norris from under "People who ARE God", but the article already has two templates and I didn't want to clutter it up with more.) Do you have any suggestions for where to put it? Humble Acolyte of Humor, Radioactive afikomen 00:48, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

Adoption, pl0x?

Can you adopt me as a noob? I read the beginners guide and the HTBFANJS.

Great. what article are we gonna work on? --Nordamus (blab • crap) 17:38, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

I made a hefty edit to Archaeology. It's not yet finished, but what do you think? and also, I come with bad news. There already is an Archaeology. --Nordamus (blab • crap) 23:04, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

I'm finished with Archaeology. Of course it needs to be spruce-upified a LOT (look how good string theory is). Also, we need to add links to the see also section. --Nordamus (blab • crap) 03:12, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

Sorry I haven't done anything for the past 6 days. I was really busy. Anyway, I made a small edit to Backdoor Trojans. Hope you like it. --Nordamus (blab • crap) 18:43, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

I made a hefty edit to Backdoor Trojans. It's your turn in the game of Uncyclopedia to edit it. --Nordamus (blab • crap) 00:09, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

Understanding Big Brother

I've had a go at making my PLS article easier to understand and was just wondering if there are any specific words or phrases that you had difficulty reading. Also, the red links are intentional, as the article is meant to have been written by a moron. Thanks -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:06, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

Is this your idea of a practical joke?!

Well, is it?!

--Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:03, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

I think my brother has this hanging over his couch in his house... Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:51, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

You Judged the PLS! And you didn't fuck it up! Congratulations!

Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to read articles for me for no pay. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 20:25, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

PLS Request?

I have been told that you are taking up the mantle for PLS. If this is true, I would like to toss my hat in the ring to be a judge in the Best ReWrite category on the next go around. By the way, smashing picture two posts up. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:51, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

Erm, in order not to waste the a headline, can you count me in as well for best main space? I'd like to start collecting my bribes now. ~ 14:24, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

Your rewrite

I am incredibly grateful for your rewrite of my article Things America Did Not Invent (though I suppose that really makes it your article now). As thanks, I award you this ninjastar:

--Humble Acolyte of Humor, Radioactive afikomen 01:43, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

thanks|a|lot

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:03, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

Obligatory thank you....

With extra chocolate syrup too. That means I personalize this message for you. Thanks a lot for the vote in Writer of the Month. I certainly was flattered to see a WotM such as yourself Big for me. Where was I....oh yeah, right. Around here is where I run out of things to say, so it is now that I take my leave. Godspeed.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:32, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

May I?

Do you mind if I put Morning wood up for VFH? -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃

banning?

Why did you nominated me for banning? Qscgu9-bot 23:12, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

: (

I was nice enough to nominate morning wood because I thought it was feature worthy. But what you said on FFS hurt my feelings. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃

WP:ANI

I just read the section about your inappropriate behavior on WP:ANI. Explanation? -- Jtaylor114:30, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Procrastination

This is just to make sure you know that I don't find your reverting of this article funny. In fact, I find it being rather in violation of that golden "Don't be a dick" rule. We took this to the Village Dump already, they voted to keep that part of the article. You pushed your luck by adding a bit back and I compromised with you on that. Then, unfortunately, you had to get in a strop about it. Therefore this is your official warning - touching that article again will result in a ban for 24 hours, and longer for repeat offenses. Sometimes we don't get our own way, and I'm afraid it's time for you to learn that, m'dear. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:43, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

:)

Thanks for the award that you'll give me!

Awww... how adorable!
You made some other user happy, and they left a kiss for you on your page!

Keep the good work goin' for some more ;u*

---

ForestAngel Receive Blessings! 22:01, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

Thanks again! -- CUN PLS VFH (Miniluv•Minitrue•Unsoc) 05:47, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

Spleenage!

For taking the initiative to work on the rules and writing some serious stuff! Great work, truly well deserved.

You are hereby awarded the

Purple Spleen

For heroic work in cleaning up the Uncyclopedia one article at a time.

~Ceridwyn

~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 06:17, 06 August 2007

More prize

I wholeheartedly approve. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:54, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

Sweet Christ!

EMC/archive7

I thank you humbly for the opportunity to impose myself upon the tiny box marked Today's featured article. My own little box in this dark corner of the interweb. My welcoming visage, greeting all who visit this cartoonish funhouse of crazy people. The depravity, flowing like gravy down the chin of a senator. This is my honor.

Much appreciated, you bastard.

Yours always,

Duke
(dictated but not read. Transcripted by your pal, THINKER 04:33, 8 August 2007 (UTC).)

Adopt-a-Noob

A.S. Thanks for the ninjastar! It's fun to throw at my little sister, but then she starts screaming.

I sent you two messages, but maybe your *you have x messages* broke.
In another attempt:

Sorry I haven't done anything for the past 6 days. I was really busy. Anyway, I made a small edit to Backdoor Trojans. Hope you like it. --Nordamus 18:43, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

I made a hefty edit to Backdoor Trojans. It's your turn in the game of Uncyclopedia to edit it. --Nordamus 00:09, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

--Nordamus (blab • crap) 22:38, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

P.S. I saw your comment saying Nordamus = SHITTY. You're not nice. :(

P.P.S. I just realised you just put the (Username) Temp. Good One.

Why haven't you sent any messages for nearly 2 weeks? --Nordamus (blab • crap) 01:55, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

Just in case you want to take a turn editing some of my stuff for a change, go here:

User:Nordamus/Sandbox Portal

I will add new sandboxes as more pop in my head. --Nordamus (blab • crap) 03:44, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

Hi.

Thanx for adopting me, please make sure you keep checking my page all the time, I update it like all the time. Hopefully I'll be able to finish my page on snark in time. I'm sure everyone will find that helpful. User:Sanguineyes