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21 October 2019 • Issue #207 • The newspaper Oscar Wilde's puppy pisses on!

Uncyclopedia Elects New Supreme Leader

Despite overwhelming condemnation from human rights organizations and election watchdogs, the Uncyclopedia Vote for Sysops has concluded with 110% voter turnout and all votes in favor of one strong and wise candidate. Kip the Dip has officially ascended to their birthright, the powerful position of Supreme Leader of Uncyclopedia, ushering in a new era of ~~tyranny~~ prosperity for the hermit wiki.

Purges are expected in the weeks and months to come, as Supreme Leader Kippy has made no secret of his wishes to consolidate power and have his intra-wiki rivals ruthlessly dealt with. New posters praising him and his glory are springing up everywhere, and a sizable tribute to our Dear Leader is being erected in my pants as I write this of my own volition and under no duress whatsoever.

Poo Lit Surprise

By EMC

Biopic

This edition's biopic is about our Supreme Leader Kippy. Born of the most attractive and intelligent stock Uncyclopedia has to offer, Kippy is

From The Logs

October 7, 2019 Kippy blocked Matthlock with an expiration time of 2 hours (Some arbitrary reason.)

October 4, 2019 FajitaTaylor blocked Mara Canatrucha with an expiration time of infinite (We've been together for so long, Wolverhampton man. I'm so glad that I still get to ban you. It's a part of me now. Oh fuck...I promised myself I wouldn't cry...)