User:Mara Canatrucha

All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!

This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

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Bar-be-cue! Me and you! Stinky, pinky, phew-phew-phew! It wasn't Billy or Philadelphia Philly! It wasn’t Jacky or Roy! It was a warm little number, a hot cucumber by the name of AIM'S -wait for it- PLODE!

Bar-be-cue! Me and you! Stinky, pinky, phew-phew-phew! It wasn't Billy or Philadelphia Philly! It wasn’t Jacky or Roy! It was a warm little number, a hot cucumber by the name of AIM'S -wait for it- PLODE!

BAR BE CUE ME AND YOU

BAR BE CUE ME AND YOU

BAR BE CUE ME AND YOU

BAR BE CUE ME AND YOU

BAR BE CUE ME AND YOU