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According to God's True Word, the following are the worst 100* Sexual Perversions. Readers are required to have their sporks and tissues to hand.
100. Pyrophilia:- The burning desire to have sex with a partner who is on fire. Tip: lighter fluid works well and doesn't smell as bad as petrol.
99. Cropohilia:- Liking for rumpy pumpy in a field of corn.
98. Frodorism:- Lusting after a small person's ring.
97. Dwarfism:- Dressing up in silly pointed hats and wanking over a sleeping person of the opposite gender.
96. Autoerotisism:- Cars, lots and lots of cars... yummmmmmmmmmmmmm
95. Boothmania:- Getting an erection by not explaining one's self.
94. Agmalgatophilia:-Sexual attraction to very still mixtures of metals.
93. Menophilia:-Sexual attraction (usually by a male) to period blood. The Lord says we shouldn't eat blood because it is life, HE'S HIDING SOMETHING!!!!!!11
92. Urophagia:-Sexual attraction towards your husband, wife, your own, or your dog's urine.
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