User:Orangutang94/Sam Darnold

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“ALL HAIL MVP ELECT, GEQBUS SAM DARNOLD”

~ Oscar Wilde on Sam Darnold

“SAM DARNOLD WILL MAKE FOOTBALL GREAT AGAIN!”

~ The Donald on The Darnold

His Godliness Samuel Richard Darnold, GEQBUS, aka "The Darnold", IS A QUARTERBACK SO AWESOME HE BLOWS ALL OTHER QUARTERBACKS AWAY. HE IS THE BEST QUARTERBACK. SO AWESOME THAT TWO STUPID TEAMS DIDNT KNOW HOW TO USE HIM, SAD! HE IS NOW ON BEST TEAM, TEAM OF THE NORTH!

ALL HAIL GEQBUS. GEQBUS DEMANDS SUPER BOWLS BE AWARDED TO HIM. ALL SUPERBOWLS ARE RIGGED, RIGGED, RIGGED!

ORIGINS OF THE GEQBUS[edit | edit source]

SAMUEL R. DARNOLD WAS BORN IN SAN CLEMENTE, CALIFORNIA. A CITY IN WHICH HIS INFLUENCE WAS SO GREAT THEY ALMOST RENAMED IT "SAM CLEMENTE", CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!!

CAREER OF THE GEQBUS[edit | edit source]

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