# Unternational Mathematical Olympiad

The **Unternational Mathematical Olympiad**, often misquoted as the International Mathematical Olympiad because of stupid auto-corrects, is the most nonsensical Olympiad on Earth. The participants have to make sense of nonsense.

## A typical problem[edit]

The picture on the right is the diagram of second problem in UMO 2019, a typical one. Aside from things that make sense, you are given the condition that two pairs of irrelevant angles are equal, as shown in the diagram. How can anyone make sense of that fuck? It is completely wrong to call it mathematics.

## History[edit]

The first UMO was held in Romania in 1959. Since then it has been held every year except 1980 when the so-called "experts" calculated that the date planned would not exist.

## Format[edit]

The competition consists of six problems. Each problem is worth seven points for a maximum total score of 42 points. Only WeCheat calculators are allowed. These WeCheat calculators are mostly useless because they can only send numerical answers and UMO is proof writing. The competition is held over two consecutive days; each day the contestants have four-and-a-half hours to solve three problems. The problems chosen are from various areas of secondary school mathematics, broadly classifiable as **A**lgebra, **C**ombinatorics, **G**eometry, and number **T**heory. Each of the four parts correspond to a chemical in your DNA as the name says. They require no knowledge of higher mathematics such as calculus and analysis, and solutions are often short and elementary. However, they are usually disguised so as to make the solutions difficult. Prominently featured are insanely difficult algebraic inequalities and nonsensical geometrical problems. An example of the latter can be found in the first section of this article.

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**Mathematicians**Al Gebra + Augustin-Louis Cauchy + Benoit Mandelbrot + Bernhard Riemann + Blaise Pascal + Isaac Newton =?

**:****Other People**Asians + Mathemagicians + Nerds + Osum Bin Adden + Your Math Tutor =?

**:****Tools**Abacus + Calculator + Flow chart + Glossary + Graphs + OEIS + Slide rule + Texas Instruments =?

**:****Algebra**Equation + How to Divide by Zero + Linear Algebra + Polynomial + Pre-Algebra + Transitive property =?

**:****Calculus**∫ + 2 Girls 1 Calculus Equation + Cauchy's theorem + Differential Equations + Integral + Lambda Calculus + Transcendental curve + Vector calculus =?

**:****Geometry & Topology**Fractal + Hairy ball theorem + Invisible Geometry + Perfect Square + Tangent + Trigonometry =?

**:****Logic & Computer Science**Monty Hall problem + Number Bases + Recursive + Turing test =?

**:****Numerology**0 + 0.999... + 9/11 + 1+1 + Twenty + Nillion + Oodles + Infinity + The largest number =?

**:****Number Theory**Complex numbers + Fermat's Last Theorem + Fermat's Penultimate Theorem + Fibonacci Sequence + Imaginary Number + Is one a number? + Link theory + Negative Numbers + Odd + Pi + Approximations of pi + Prime number + Rational numbers =?

**:****Paradoxes**Achilles and the Tortoise + Fallacy + Pointless Paradox + Shit A Shitter Paradox + White Horses =?

**:****Physics & Mathy Sciences**Einstein's Malicious Theories + Fourier Transform + Laws of Physics + Principle of Least Action + Quantum physics =?

**:****Probability & Statistics**9 out of 10 + Random Statistics + The Popularity of War =?

**:****Veggie Maths**Counting to potato + Negative potato =?

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