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Disclaimer

i take no responsibility if anyone listed on ffs actually gets banned, it's not proper :| - Jack Mort | TALK | MUN | F@H - 00:32, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

Except for Jack..... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I'm unbannable! *drowns your comment in wonderful lines* - Jack Mort | TALK | MUN | F@H - 16:44, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

*removes linespam* *sighs* *makes section below for flamers* ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 18:01, 14 August 2006 (UTC)

you don't need a section for flaming on the talk page, that's what the actual article page is designed for :| *linespams* - Jack Mort | TALK | MUN | F@H - 22:16, 8 September 2006 (UTC)

SECTION FOR PEOPLE WHO WANNA FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEE!

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Flamebite! 86.82.249.111 18:21, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

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~ 01:38, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

Idiot. Kiko4564 15:03, November 6, 2010 (UTC)

SECTION FOR PEOPLE WITH VERY STUPID QUESTIONS

What does FFS stand for? Wehpudicabok 20:23, 29 August 2006 (UTC)

For Fucks Sake...... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I'm pretty sure the sake is the on that should be plural. --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 22:03, September 1, 2010 (UTC)

For FriendShip it is... -- Swami A. Suresh 20:40, 29 August 2006 (UTC)

FloccinaucinihilipiliFicationS. Lé Duh? -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:51, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

¿Friendly Freak Show?  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 08:11, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

Penis? --User:Nintendorulez 18:47, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

Right... --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 23:15, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

For Flaming Somebody Sir Not A Good Username360 KUN 23:39, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Fancy Fart Show --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 22:03, September 1, 2010 (UTC)

Everyone read what Mhaille wrote. It's the real answer! DJ Mixerr 23:05, December 3, 2010 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig

I like the idea of Frosty's fucking stupid -- Frosty dah snowguy 10:29, April 29, 2011 (UTC)

any suggestions?

we're going to need to archive some of this before long, it'll get too lengthy. the problem is no one's actually going to get banned, so the page can't really go anywhere. any suggestions? - jack mort | cunt | talk - 23:46, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

Maybe just move "*.*.*.*", "[[special:mypage|{{USERNAME}}]]" and "<choose>" up to remind them they wont get a ban? GSPbeetle ^{complains Vandalisms} 11:43, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

What does FFS stand for?

What does the acronym "FFS" stand for and why is it not enforced? --Lstarmes 06:23, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

See above. --AAA! (AAAA) 06:39, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia subpage?

Don't you think this should be moved to Uncyclopedia:FFS? --AAA! (AAAA) 23:45, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Yes. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 23:38, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Whoops! Ban Patrol

I'm considering putting a Whoops! template linking to Ban Patrol, based on the assumption that this is the non-serious version of that. Would that make sense, or am I not getting it? — Lenoxus 04:05, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

Go ahead. --AAA! (AAAA) 04:29, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

Time-length change suggestion

30 seconds does not a ban make. I'd recommend a ban equal to the number of votes they got in minutes or hours. Like getting 5 votes bans you for 5 hours. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 23:37, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

What about negative scores? -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

You donate those hours to whoever you please? You receive credit against future bannings? You get that many minutes of hot hot oral sex from Sophia/Oscar Wilde? -- Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 22:51, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

The person who nommed you has to spend those hours doing your bidding/chores around Uncyc? Ceridwyn^talk _contribs ^arc2.0 02:08, 29 April 2007

You become a temporary admin during those hours? --AAA! (AAAA) 21:20, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

Yes yes I like that idea, what if you're already a sysop? -- Frosty dah snowguy 10:32, April 29, 2011 (UTC)

In that case, what's the difference? Sysops and admins can remove bans from themselves that another admin placed in boredom. --SanDemonMax^Talk_Contrib 11:46, July 15, 2011 (UTC)

What Is It?

I'm confused as to what exactly FFS is. I don't give a flying monkey what it means, but what is it? Is it a joke, genuine, what?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:44, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

It's a joke, I believe. I was confused about it for a while too, but then I noticed how all the people who get banned because of this only get banned for around four seconds. --THE 23:51, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

Reworking of FFS

I'm bored. I like how the new VFH looks. I think FFS could use some work. Would anybody mind if I just, you know, did it? I promise not to screw anything up terribly bad in the process(or at least do it all in my userspace first).     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)      23:15, 24 July 2007 (UTC)

FFS is a joke. Always has been, always will be. It is probably the last page to need making in any way new and shiny. Concentrate on doing useful things. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 12:01, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

Voting Close

How long does FFS voting on someone stays open? I have seen some that have been inactive for over a month and wondering when do they get closed and a decision is made. There seems to be a back log of these going on. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 18:41, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

Self-ban?

What happens if you are an admin and you try to block {{USERNAME}}? Would you be blocking yourself, blocking nobody, blocking everybody, or none of the above? The Linkifier 21:03, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

You can't ban a template.   Le Cejak • <-> 21:19, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

What I mean is, this template displays the username of whoever is looking at it, and on this page, {{USERNAME}} comes second after George W. Bush for being banned. So if you are an admin and you click on the "block" link, who are you blocking? --– Preceding unsigned comment added by The Linkifier (talk • contribs)

Yourself. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 21:32, October 13, 2007

So uh...

Anybody gonna close it? Any admin? Hello? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:49, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Of course not... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:21, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

I want my ban!!!1 :( -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 05:42, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

You got it.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 17:32, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

Help

How do I cross out a vote? I thought the horizontal line was it, but I was wrong. Please help. J-Shea 06:31, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

I have no idea. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:05, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

Triple Play

We need to sync the award ceremonies of UGotM, SotM, and FFS. That way I can win all three on the same day. Oh, and <insert name here>, you fat waste of a cum shot, VOTE FOR ME OR DIE!!!!!! Thank you kindly for your time. --J-Shea 05:40, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia isn't all about you. Besides, shouldn't you set your goals higher? Trying to be the King of Suck is hardly a worthy endeavor. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:03, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

When was the last time sum1 was nommed 4 all 3 at once? And I know It's ain't about me, I'm jus being a gobshitey sockpuppetteering Fuck Faced Shitbag. If I'm trying to make history here Modus! --J-Shea 13:15, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

Meh. I'd rather be the God of Fuck than the King of Suck, anyday. Oh, wait. I am the God of Fuck. Never mind.   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 13:19, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

Do you know who else tried "to make history"? Hitler. I shit you not. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 13:22, 24 January 2 2009

But half the Jews, blacks, Gypsies, fags, retards, and cripples in Europe won't die if I become the King of Suck. --J-Shea 14:00, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

Frankly, I'm not willing to take that chance. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:12, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

YOU WASTE OF A CUMSHOT!

Talking to you, socky. YOU DON'T GET 2 VOTE TWICE, ASSHOLE. --J-Shea 05:42, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

Dude, he's a veteran user. Don't insult him. He's going to be banned PERMANENTLY. IP AND NAME. ACCOUNT CREATION DISABLED. HE WILL NEVER, EVER, EVER COME BACK. :'( I feel like a heretic for saying that... Laugh at him when he's dead. S-984 16:41, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

Also, you can vote however many times you want. It's not like anyone really cares about FFS anyways. —Sir SysRq (talk) 17:33, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

You're all very good at wrongly interpreting things. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:38, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

For a couple of years I worked as a misinterpreter at the UN. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:16, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, look at the mess in the Middle East we have as a result. ~ 22:20, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

I worked as an interpreter for Miss UN. Good times, good times. --UU - natter 22:21, Feb 16

And I worked an as interpreter for Miss UU. Look at the wedding ring. Did a good job did I not? ~ 22:23, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

Why isn't round 9 over yet?

Shouldn't Sprang or Mr9000 or whoever's handing out the bans deemed this round complete already? OTT3 09:42, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

You're not the boss of us. And these rounds get closed when we feel like it. And it looks like nobody feels like it right now. Also, "Sprang" - heh. Also also, find out how to do a sig properly here. --UU - natter 14:10, Mar 25

/me writes down compulsory ban for Overthetop3 as soon as round nine is over. ~ 15:06, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

FFS has been indefblocked

	All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
	This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
	Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

VOTE FOR ME—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 19:25, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

Lol

Look at what Happytimes says

That doesn't make any sense right? --M&M (christmas mood) 14:22, December 23, 2010 (UTC)

Well, he used the last editor template with the username template... that's what you get for editing it, silly. 1234 ~ 14:49, 23 December 2010

Hmm

Can you bring this back just so that as a ban evader I can request a block from an admin? Admin Victim (talk) 17:27, 6 October 2014 (UTC)

No need Kiko4564, I've already sorted that out for you. :) -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 18:08, 6 October 2014 (UTC)

Why am I here?

What the?! --Stranger195 (talk • contribs • guestbook • wt • unf) 09:16, 25 September 2015 (UTC)

Just realized that FFS is a joke and always will be, and that uses {{USERNAME}}. *facepalm* --Stranger195 (talk • contribs • guestbook • wt • unf) 09:20, 25 September 2015 (UTC)