User talk:Gspbeetle

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Did I?

Huh....I don't remember doing that.... --PiOfFive 16:53, 20 May 2006 (UTC)

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Huh???? GSPbeetle ^{complains Vandalisms} 10:18, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

George Bush smiling.jpg

Hey. If you could stop uploading your george bush picture over this one that'd be great. That picture is specifically for the George W. Bush page, which is supposed to appear very pro-bush. Your version doesn't quite have that effect. Nothing's stopping you uploading yours to a different filename to use on your own pages. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 16:52, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

replied on your(?) talk page GSPbeetle ^{complains Vandalisms} 01:14, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

Ok sorry, I didn't realise you only merged them, seems I just assumed it was the same person that kept uploading it to the same place. Apologies! The picture would probably be good for George Dubya Bush, if you upload it with a different filename you should put it there. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:23, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

Thanks!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

My Comrade

18:29, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Dew chung

Where did you get the "run dog" badge? are you from Hong kong?WCLL HK 08:24, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

Are you sure you need one of those badges, comrade? Those made for and by fascists.

Anyways my friend, I guess you might be able to fetch one of those fancy police badges by the use of compliments to the foundation.

If you are not confident with your leadership skills for the practice above, Capitalism may be an option, which is how to cut the red tape short in big green in general.

If you do not have the required level of political skills to commence the above practices, you might have to resort to Adobe Potatochop or maybe you can find a pirated copy in The Pirate Bay.

However I regret to inform you that, I am currently within the Great Firewall of China. But since we are the global child, maybe nationality is not as important as wealth comrade, unless you are a pinko.

ps: After I have been forced to join the smash hit MMORPG titled "Real Life", I currently love the big brother and that is a fact. GSPbeetle ^{complains Vandalisms} 14:37, October 23, 2010 (UTC)