User:Gspbeetle

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The correct title of this article is User:GSPbeetle. The letters is shown de-capitalized due to so-called "technical restrictions".

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The content of this article has been classified by the FCC as OMGWTF.
Please stop reading or risk SEHS.
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The writer of this article is a pinko/lefty and has an outrageous liberal UK-centric outlook.

They may even work in Local government or, worse, be an unelected eurocrat. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Mail. (Pstt. He's probably also a commie as well; quick - tell HUAC!)



User Guide[edit | edit source]

My name is ÇËÇé, as it shown in ASCII encoding in non-unicode era... In BIG-5, it is shown as ハロ (hello). The correct pro-noun-see-action is "char-main-tar"... yea, that's a pokemon and is bad for your health!

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FAQ[edit | edit source]

Q: what is a Faq

A: For faq, go and find out in wikipedia, you can see that is a red link right?

Q: what does "GSPbeetle" mean?

A: GSPbeetle is separate as GSP beetle, GSP is game service provider, beetle is a kind of hammer. A hammer can be used to hack objects. GSPbeetle was then somehow mangled into having a meaning of 'Game server hacker'.

Q: so... did you really hack?

A: if you consider hex editing is...

Q: a person named "ChenGMT" claim to be GSPbeetle, should i trust it?

A: no, because i am not trust worthy.

Q: what does ChenGMT mean?

A: For "Chen", search in wikipedia. For "GMT", thats means i am always correct...

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CVG History[edit | edit source]

  • GSPbeetle joins the game*

1995 - got item, "corrupted FamiCom", from a rubbish collection center ($0usd) 1997 - got item, "Super FamiCom", from "home" ($???usd) 1997 - got item, "SFC doctor", from "home" ($???usd) 1997 - obtained: rockman x1 1997 - obtained: rockman x2 1997 - obtained: rockman x3 1997 - obtained: bomberman 1 1997 - obtained: bomberman 2 1997 - obtained: bomberman 3 1997 - obtained: bomberman 4 1997 - obtained: bomberman 5 1997 - obtained: sd gundam 1 1997 - obtained: sd gundam 2 1997 - got item, "digimon" D-0 ver.2 ($11usd) 1998 - got item, "digimon" D-1 ver.1 ($13usd) 1999 - got item, "digimon" D-1 ver.1 ($13usd) 1999 - got item, "Game Boy pocket" ($12usd) 1999 - got item, "pokemon silver" ($13usd) 1999 - got item, "24-in-one type old fake cartage" ($5usd) 2000 - got item, "digimon" D-1 ver.5, from "friend A" ($0usd) 2000 - got item, "amd slot A 700mhz" 2000 - got item, "128 sd ram" x2 2000 - got item, "20gb hdd" 2000 - got item, "200w power supply" 2000 - obtained: runescape account "ChenGMT" 2001 - got item, "pokemon yellow 2001 - obtained: rew gb emulator 2001 - obtained: znesw sfc emulator 2001 - obtained: vnes fc emulator 2001 - obtained: rockman 1 2001 - obtained: rockman 2 2001 - obtained: rockman 3 2001 - obtained: rockman 4 2001 - obtained: rockman 5 2001 - obtained: rockman 6 2001 - obtained: rockman 7 2001 - obtained: pokemon cyrstal 2001 - obtained: rockman x1 gb 2001 - obtained: wario land 1 2001 - obtained: wario land 2 2001 - obtained: wario land 3 2001 - obtained: mario gb 1 2001 - obtained: mario gb 2 2001 - obtained: felix the cat gb 2001 - obtained: thin tank gb 2001 - obtained: rockman world 1 2001 - obtained: rockman world 2 2001 - obtained: rockman world 3 2001 - obtained: rockman world 4 2001 - obtained: rockman world 5 2001 - obtained: bomberman gb 2001 - obtained: bomb quest 2002 - obtained: mario rpg snes 2002 - obtained: mario land 4 2002 - obtained: yoshi island 2003 - obtained: vgba gba emulator 2003 - get item: "gba-sp" (65usd) 2003 - get item: "pokemon sapphire" (12usd) 2003 - get item: rockman exe 1 (20usd) 2003 - obtained: bomberman jetters 2003 - obtained epsxe ps emulator 2003 - obtained rockman x6 2003 - obtained g-generation F 2004 - get item 60gb hdd 2004 - get item: fake rockman exe 2 (11usd) 2004 - get item: fake rockman exe 3 (12usd) 2004 - obtained megaman leglands 1 2004 - obtained megaman leglands 2 2004 - obtained megaman 8 2004 - obtained megaman x4 2004 - obtained castlevania nocturne of the moon 2004 - obtained rockman x5 2004 - obtained enermy territory 2004 - obtained continuum 2005 - get item: "pokemon emerald" (20usd) 2005 - get item: mario and luigi (9usd) 2005 - obtained rockman x8 2006 - get item: command and concur the first decade (40usd) 2006 - get item: intel pendium d 2.8ghz 2006 - get item: 512 ddr ram x2 2006 - get item: 160gb hdd 2006 - get item: 250w power supply 2006 - get item: nds (90usd) 2006 - get item: pokemon pearl (39usd) 2007 - get item: Dell inspiron 1520 (99usd) 2007 - use item: Dell 2007 - Dell use exploding laptop hits GSPbeetle for 99999 damage

  • GSPbeetle has left the game*