Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive145

Cockapoo

Keep
Delete	Delete.: This doesn't look like it has any chance to really have content and be funny, it's always gonna be toilet humor. --mrmonkey72 23:51, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Mrmonkey72: This article was created today. It doesn't belong on VFD. This page is for articles at least a week old. I've already submitted it to QVFD earlier today, that's where you want to put newer articles. -RAHB 00:41, 26 July 2008 (UTC) Unvalid nomination. Be more careful next time, Mrmonkey72. I huffed the page (because it sucked. "Hehe! Let's make jokes about poopy!". Pah!) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:36, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

:Category:Aardvark

Keep	Keep. All categories are pointless. This one is also pointless, but I put some stuff in it. pillow talk 17:31, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Keep Also, Hyperbole, that's funny because that's what I usually say about your mom. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:41, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Keep Dammit! Hyperbole went and did something useful again. MrN 17:55, Jul 25 Meh I hate stupid categories like this, but I guess it's not doing any harm. -RAHB 22:20, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	(Pooped by The Woodburninator) Pointless category. The main reason I'm pooping this is cos I'm trying to annoy Cajek and I know Dexter loves voting on Categories... MrN 16:36, Jul 25 MrN 17:55, Jul 25
Comments	When even the nominator won't stand behind the nom, I say "Keeped". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:38, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

The Week Ahead

Keep
Delete	delete. i'm almost positive we don't need this. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:26, 25 July 2008 (UTC) delete. You are wrong. We need it. However, I am feeling self-destructive this morning. pillow talk 16:29, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. I need this like I need a shot in the mouth. --mrmonkey72 20:47, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:50, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete I can see the concept. I can't see past that, however. -RAHB 23:05, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Unfunny. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:41, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
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Zacky Vengeance

Keep
Delete	delete. listy bandcruft. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:13, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Seems more like a rant to me. No good lines anywhere. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:23, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Listy, ranty, bandy, shitty... --UU - natter 15:38, Jul 25 Delete. Shitty, ranty, bandy... Nice list though. I'm lying. MrN 15:57, Jul 25 Unfortunately this article has received an unsatisfactory mark on its evaluation record followed by death. pillow talk 16:31, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
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Mole-playing games

Keep
Delete	Delete. It's a bad pun. Normally, I wouldn't hold that against it (I love bad puns) but it's stubby, unfunny, and should probably have been ICU'd on creation. Oh, and it includes Chuck... --UU - natter 14:16, Jul 25 delete. 'delete' doesn't rhyme with 'mole'. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:07, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:12, 25 July 2008 (UTC) delete. A mole with no soul. MrN 15:53, Jul 25 delete but it might be a fun one to rewrite. pillow talk 16:04, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
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M6

Keep
Delete	Delete. Short, crap, only one edit in two years, and not linked from anywhere. --UU - natter 14:04, Jul 25 delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:06, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:14, 25 July 2008 (UTC) delete. Not sure if this is about motorways or government organisations (who would know about them anyway?) MrN 15:50, Jul 25 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:56, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Very weak delete - damn it, there are some funny jokes in there. "It turned out Denmark was happening next door" made me laugh. The French intelligence team consisting of by-definition-stupid women made me laugh. Yet somehow the whole is less than the sum of its parts. pillow talk 17:38, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
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Social gyroscope

Keep
Delete	delete. i read it three times and i still don't get it. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:58, 25 July 2008 (UTC) delete. Great nomination Gerry... You are now really a valued part of the VFD team... :-) (Will anyone get this???) ... No seriously Gerry. It's nice you are paying attention. ;-) MrN 13:25, Jul 25 ...i don't get it. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:51, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Get it. Don't like it. Get rid of it. --UU - natter 13:53, Jul 25 Kerkill Gerry, there's nothing to get. MrN is just drunk, again. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:55, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 13:58, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
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Carl Weathers

Keep
Delete	delete. i started to fix the redlinks, then i said to myself, 'is this worth keeping?' you decide! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:55, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. I don't think so. Unfunny, random, nothing particularly redeeming about it. Mind you, thank fuck they at least didn't try to set him up as another Chuck clone... --UU - natter 13:50, Jul 25 Kerkill it with a brick. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:53, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 13:57, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN 15:37, Jul 25
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Zombie Lawyer

Keep
Delete	delete. bad, essentially no edits in 2+ years. no relation to [1]. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:52, 25 July 2008 (UTC) ZombieLawyer MrN 12:56, Jul 25 Delete. Zombiebollocks. --UU - natter 13:47, Jul 25 Kerkill Whole time I was thinking of the bastard child of Zombiebaron & Mordillo. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:48, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 13:56, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
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Jackopaws

Keep
Delete	Delete. What? Random crap, to my eyes. --UU - natter 12:16, Jul 25 Delete. UU is feeling crabby today. ;-) MrN 12:18, Jul 25 delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:50, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:42, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 13:56, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
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Janet Weiss

Keep
Delete	Delete. Dull stub. --UU - natter 12:16, Jul 25 Delete. MrN 12:17, Jul 25 delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:49, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:28, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 13:56, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
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Daniel Boone

Keep
Delete	Delete. - Horrible mess, bears no relation to [1] --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:56, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:27, 25 July 2008 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:49, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Unfunny. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:24, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 13:55, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
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Cricket

Keep	Keep. There is some stuff in there worth saving. A good de-crufting session would help, and I'll happily put it on my watchlist to help keep the idiotic IPs from ruining it. Could be a candidate for colonisation. --UU - natter 10:57, Jul 25 Keep Don't be silly. MrN 11:20, Jul 25 keep. i'd offer to fix this up, but i have no idea what cricket is. is it hockey? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:46, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Keep Colonize this puppy. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:29, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Keep. It's not terrible and there is some stuff that's decent in here. Just needs some big editing sessions from someone who knows about cricket. --mrmonkey72 20:51, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Keep -RAHB 23:03, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. It's had a rewrite tag on now for over a month, and it's had no substantial improvements. It's become a magnet for idiots, so that the article that exists now is just utter nonsense. Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 10:39, 25 July 2008 (UTC) delete on principle I didn't read it at all, but it IS a little too Englandy for my taste.   Le Cejak • <14:39, 25 Jul 2008> (just kidding)
Comments	I agree the IPs etc. have taken over the article, which is a pity because there's some really good stuff in there. But what's to say a total rewrite won't have the same attentions? I call for a concerted rewrite/pruning by a bunch of cricketing Unyclopedians. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 10:54, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Great. Please vote! MrN 11:20, Jul 25 Fair enough. Just after more than a month of rewrite, its been a bit slow! I can't commit unfortunately, have a dissertation to write... Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | 11:41, 25 July 2008 (UTC) MrN: I don't have an opinion either way: whether it's deleted or not is for the community as a whole to decide. The last time I checked we were deleting articles on their quality, not the number of people who vote against it. Or is that an archaic rule and I am a dinosaur now? :) -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 14:35, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Hea, Hindleyite... :-) Well, Mr Dilldos was trying to discourage people from abstaining on VFD in a forum he was involved in a while back I think. Kinda along the lines that if you have taken the effort to read an article and make a comment, you could as well have voted. Personally, if I'm not fussed either way, I tend to lean in the direction of a Keep vote. Also... You sir are very much part of the community as a whole... ;-) MrN 15:45, Jul 25 Keeped Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:39, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

Grand Theft Auto: Heaven

Keep
Delete	Delete. - Awful namedroppy terrible junk --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:56, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:27, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. I'm not going to fight for it. MrN 11:59, Jul 25 Delete. Another crappy GTA article. Why am I not surprised? --UU - natter 12:17, Jul 25 delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:47, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Chuck Norris. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:21, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Don't for get your {{VFD}} tags DJ. MrN 12:02, Jul 25

Barrel Roll

Keep
Delete	Delete. ED memecruft, and mostly ran-dumb.--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:51, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Bah -RAHB 08:20, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:38, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. --UU - natter 08:41, Jul 25 Delete. It there are there are a few good lines in there, I missed em. MrN 11:55, Jul 25 delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:44, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill I don't see any lines that'd be worth keeping. I liked the gif, though. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:15, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Actually there are a few good lines in there. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 08:35, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

Paris Hilton (President)

Keep
Delete	Delete. Things I would be happy to never see again on Uncyclopedia: Clumsy, childish grammar. Huge, needless lists. Paris Hilton/Nicole Richie erotic slashfics. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:00, 25 July 2008 (UTC) That just may be the longest list on Uncyc (outside of Worst 100s). Delete. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [25/07 08:26] This is fucking terrible. -RAHB 08:29, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete That list is piddly compared to some I've seen... and my dick ohohohohoohohoohohhhooho seriously this article is total shite --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 08:31, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:37, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Really crap. --UU - natter 08:42, Jul 25
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Eastern mysticism

Keep
Delete	Kerkill Religiouscruft. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:23, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:20, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Naa. MrN 00:45, Jul 25 delete. even if the characters weren't just boxes on my browser. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:11, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Boring. -RAHB 08:31, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:37, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Just not funny. --UU - natter 08:39, Jul 25
Comments	Abstain - I like the idea of using oriental chars, but this really needs a rewrite.Simsilikesims 00:21, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

God's Linux Channel

Keep
Delete	Kerkill Need I say anything? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:23, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:24, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN 00:44, Jul 25 delete. 'makes baby jesus cry' sums it up nicely. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:10, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 08:23, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:37, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short 'n' shit. --UU - natter 08:37, Jul 25
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Musical Triangle

Keep
Delete	Kerkill The fist line & the last bit got a chuckle out of me. The rest is crap, and I don't see a rewrite coming. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:23, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:28, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN 00:44, Jul 25 delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:09, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Dull as a half-hour triangle solo. --UU - natter 08:35, Jul 25 Delete Decent concept, zero execution. -RAHB 08:49, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Broek op Langedijk

Keep
Delete	Kerkill Irredeemable shit. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:23, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:29, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Not total rubbish, just not really funny to me. MrN 00:43, Jul 25 delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:08, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Dull towncruft. --UU - natter 08:34, Jul 25 Delete.I usually say something like "This is okay, it's probably funnier to people who know that country". Not in this case though. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:37, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:38, 25 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Yeah, seems pretty much shit to me. -RAHB 08:47, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Medusa

Keep	Keep - I think it's a great stub! Staring at Medusa's tits to keep from being turned to stone? A superpower of not going crazy with snakes hissing on her head all the time? Whatever User:Andrenavarro was smoking, I want some. pillow talk 19:03, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Keep There's a reason why I didn't add it to my list after I reverted. Plus, the Samuel L. Jackson quote actually works on this. I say feature! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:29, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Keep. Acceptable stub. MrN 19:38, Jul 24
Delete	delete. looks like someone was high... SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:45, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Upscotched! -- The Zombiebaron 23:15, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

WFLSC

Keep
Delete	delete. article about a university, but most of it is about a battle? -SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:49, 24 July 2008 (UTC) delete. I could not detect a concept to this article. pillow talk 14:57, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 15:10, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:04, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN 19:48, Jul 24
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Extreme Bingo

Keep
Delete	delete. extreme suck is more like it. -SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:46, 24 July 2008 (UTC) delete. I liked it more when it was called LOL JEWS. pillow talk 14:51, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 15:09, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill For the record, it was best here. But that too should have been Extreme Spam! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:03, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN 19:30, Jul 24
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Trapezoid

Keep
Delete	nom. random and wandering. -SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:20, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. This article consists entirely of memes, in-jokes, and celebrity name-dropping. pillow talk 14:50, 24 July 2008 (UTC) What? This is sort of amusing me, actually, but it's just stupid overall. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 15:08, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill More crap from that Gerrycheevers/2007cruft. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:59, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Per Gerry wanting it gone. MrN 19:29, Jul 24
Comments	Gerrycheevers, you could have QVFDed this as you appear to have created it? MrN 16:27, Jul 24 yea, this is one of my early, early articles, and i'm totally stumped on how to make it not suck, so i figured i'd throw it to a delete vote. it appears as though it is not worthy to exist on uncyclopedia, which means i can stop thinking about it. if this is a shocking abuse of VFD, then i wouldn't mind a ban of a few hours or so. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:02, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Since others have edited it, it's technically ineligible for QVFD. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:07, 24 July 2008 (UTC) This isn't total crap, but it needs to be ported to ?pedia. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:15, 24 July 2008 (UTC) as an added bonus, check out the pee review i got here, and the subsequent ill-informed VFH nomination (ha!) here. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:30, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Inebriated

Keep	Keep - I'm finding this one salvageable. It's coherent, the prose is good... it's not hilarious, but it's a decent template for others to work with. pillow talk 03:25, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Inebriated is the altered state of consciousness now scientifically proven to be necessary to the survival of the human species. Perhaps move it to a better title though, I dunno. -RAHB 06:55, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Keep. Has a promising idea, I'd say. Rewrite tag. --UU - natter 10:35, Jul 24 keep. rewrite at worst. -SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:17, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Huff - Old, unfunny 2006cruft --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 01:27, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill per Kurgan. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:37, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:40, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Zombiebaron -- The Zombiebaron 23:09, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Dollar store

Keep	Keep "A Dollar Store is a retail establishment that sells money" is a good idea for an article, and I think this alone makes it worth keeping. MrN 16:50, Jul 23 Keep I came across this yesterday, felt the same as MrN about it. -RAHB 17:41, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Keep. Needs some expansion, though. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:25, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Keep - actually a pretty cute little stub, this one. pillow talk 23:58, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Weak Keep Let see if we can expand on this one. Otherwise bring it back here after a couple of months and we'll decide its final fate. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 10:09, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	delete. stubbish nothingness. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:51, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short 'n' shit 2005cruft. --UU - natter 15:43, Jul 23 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:11, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:35, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Huff No real edits since 2006 --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 01:25, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	K -- The Zombiebaron 23:08, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Mikhail Botvinnik

Keep	It's not bad - it's just obviously not finished. Not finished enough for mainspace, to be sure. Since Rangeley is still an active Uncyclopedian, I'd be inclined to just leave him a message on his talk page and ask him to move it into userspace until he can finish it. pillow talk 23:53, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Maybe Rangeley will appear and explain this one to me... MrN 23:48, Jul 23 Kerkill or tell Rangeley to make it a real article instead of this stubby stub. /I iz lazy. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:50, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:59, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Per MrN's comment. -RAHB 01:56, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Per all above usually these articles don't live to see their 2nd week. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 10:16, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Pretty much no content. Looks like it's been completely forgotten. If he wants it back, Rangeley knows what to do... --UU - natter 10:33, Jul 24 delete. even if rangeley wants to write the article after it's been deleted, he can probably come up with more content after about four minutes of writing. -SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:15, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Hyper: I'm sure Rangeley will spot this nomination if he is interested in the article. Obviously he can move it to his user space if he wishes, but my vote stays as I don't think this should be in mainspace. He has not edited it for 3 years after all... MrN 00:01, Jul 24 Well, he seems to be on a five-day break right now... I don't know, I'd be kind of sad if I came back from, say, a trip, only to see "Oh btw one of your articles was pants so we deleted it. sry." Like... that couldn't have happened during the 90% of the time I am here? pillow talk 03:23, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Are ya suggesting that we should contact every user before making a VFD nomination? How long would we wait for a response? If the article gets deleted and he wants it back the admin can restore and move to userspace. It's not really "dead" ya know. I'm guessing it's on his watchlist and if his preferences are set accordingly an e-mail will be sent when the VFD tag is put on the page. ;-) You lost me with the "that couldn't have happened during the 90% of the time I am here?" line??? Also dude... He has not edited it for 3 years, and it's as short as a midget standing in a hole! MrN 09:20, Jul 24 I think we should contact every author who is both 1) active and 2) established before making a VFD nomination, yes. Nominations of pages by active and established authors account for probably less than a percent of VFD noms, so it's not like it would cause us any massive burden. I just think it's bad policy to be running around deleting active and established users' articles without soliciting their input first - it's exactly the kind of policy with the potential to drive our numbers down. I just know that if I came back from a five-day wikibreak to see that some of my work had been deleted by committee, I'd be fucking pissed and possibly disinclined to keep editing. pillow talk 14:47, 24 July 2008 (UTC) I see where you are coming from Hyper, but I'm not sure it makes sense. If they want it restored to user space they can have it, so what's the problem? VFD is too slow as it is. The last thing I want to see is more process slowing it down. Where do you draw the line over who is "active", how long do we wait for a reply and how would we keep track of it all? Are some users more important than others? ... I think it's actually a lot higher than %1 myself... Also, what does "established" mean anyway, and why does it make a difference if they are "new" or not? Maybe you should consider starting a topic about this on the talk page. This is not really the place to debate this one... :-) This also makes interesting reading... * 15:25, 24 July 2008 Modusoperandi (Talk | contribs) huffed "Mikhail Botvinnik" ‎ (failed VFD (7:1)) * 03:42, 14 November 2007 Rangeley (Talk | contribs) hacked up "Mikhail Botvinnik" ‎ (15 revisions restored) * 17:36, 5 August 2007 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs) huffed "Mikhail Botvinnik" ‎ (The tribunal has spoken.) Interesting eh? MrN 16:42, Jul 24

Battle of Corpus Christi

Keep
Delete	Chuck Norris killed the Mexicans lol -RAHB 06:58, 24 July 2008 (UTC) o lol chcuk noris -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 07:05, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Well, either that, or use this as a springboard for a new meme. We could do a search-and-replace and change "Chuck Norris" to "Elijah Wood" and then photoshop Elijah's head over Chuck's. Who's with me?? Actually, on second thought... just delete. pillow talk 08:56, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short 'n' shit. --UU - natter 10:36, Jul 24 Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:01, 24 July 2008 (UTC) delete. -SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:18, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments

The Theory of Children Older than their Parents

Keep	Keep. - Original and its not all that bad--Sycamore (Talk) 16:08, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Keep & slap medium rewrtie on it. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:40, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Weak keep. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:20, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Keep - I liked it! I don't even think it needs the medium rewrite. pillow talk 23:57, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Keep. A very original idea. You just have to read through and think about it to understand how funny it is. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 10:14, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Keep. Needs the rewrite tag though. --UU - natter 10:31, Jul 24
Delete	delete. deeply disturbing. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:56, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. I obviously missed the joke. MrN 16:54, Jul 23
Comments	Keeped Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:25, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Ultimate Question

Keep	Keep Tolerable. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:59, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Keep Yea, I think it's OK. Got a few links to it. MrN 21:30, Jul 23 Keep Doesn't suck quite as much anymore. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:53, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Keep Doesn't really crack me up, but at least it doesn't embarrass us all by its mere presence... pillow talk 23:43, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Keep. I didn't see the previous version but the current version is well worth keeping. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 10:11, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Weak keep. Rewrite tag - it's tolerable, I suppose, but it could be made betterer. --UU - natter 10:30, Jul 24
Delete	delete. random listy quotish nonsense. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:08, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Perform quoticide on this, there's next to nothing left. A couple of the quotes are possibly tolerable, the rest aren't up to much, and what's left isn't worth it. --UU - natter 13:37, Jul 23 Delete UU's right. I may move a couple of those quotes to UnQuotable. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 14:05, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Move the good ones to Unquotable. -RAHB 17:52, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:30, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	I trimmed it down into what I think is a tolerable stub. What do you guys think? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 14:12, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Keeped. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:24, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Burning at the stake

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Delete	Delete Surely this should be about barbeques? MrN 23:53, Jul 23 Weak delete It's not awful, but given that it's been edited only by IPs, mostly in 2005, I don't see it as likely to improve. pillow talk 23:55, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:07, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill MrN, that'd be Burning the steak. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:54, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Huff - Stupid little stub --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 01:39, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Meh -RAHB 02:06, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	You're not punny Dexter. MrN 01:06, Jul 24 Good, cause then I'd be you. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:20, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Your mum. MrN 01:22, Jul 24 Take it here. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:24, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Jeet Kune Do

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Delete	Delete Needs a good roundhouse kick. MrN 23:48, Jul 23 BOOOOOOO! ...that is all. pillow talk 23:54, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Whatever. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:12, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Norris/martial art movie-cruft. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:52, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Bah -RAHB 01:58, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
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Decidember

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Delete	Delete A weak concept which did not take me a month to decide on. MrN 23:42, Jul 23 Delete I have no idea what the concept of having "pi days" set aside for Ann Coulter to roam the earth has to do with either December or deciding. I've just overthought this, haven't I. pillow talk 23:50, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:37, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill The whole calendar needs a good rewrite. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:20, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Bah -RAHB 01:55, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
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Doublethink

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Delete	Delete George would not approve. Also this has not been edited since 1984. MrN 23:42, Jul 23 Delete. That missed the "witty satire" mark by quite a bit. pillow talk 23:44, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:39, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:48, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Unfunny listcruft --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 01:24, 24 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 01:54, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
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The Matrix II Reblosted

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Delete	delete. starring hurricane katrina!! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:28, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:47, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:05, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN 16:59, Jul 23 Somehow, that picture just makes me think delete. -RAHB 18:11, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:38, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
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Lmao

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Delete	delete. basically a list of acronyms for LMAO. highlights include 'lick my anal orifice' and 'large melons are orgasmic'. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:25, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:49, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN 16:58, Jul 23 Bah -RAHB 18:03, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:42, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
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The Matrix (films)

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Delete	delete. OH MY GOD LOOK AT ALL THE QUOTES!!! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:21, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:05, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:45, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 18:08, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:46, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
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The Matrix I

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Delete	delete. this is a long one, but it's random and weird. also, it was directed by chuck norris, written by chuck norris and chuck norris, and stars chuck norris, so you know it's good! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:15, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. - I think the Matrix theme should not be a saga, If there is to be one it should be defintive Matrix parody--Sycamore (Talk) 16:06, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Plus, it has that one damn picture I hate. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:50, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. It's had some effort put in, but I did not find it fun to read. MrN 17:05, Jul 23 Delete Another terrible one. -RAHB 18:15, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:52, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
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Megafelis

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Delete	delete. god help us. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:54, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Wow, that's pretty close to incoherent, isn't it? Random as hell, certainly. --UU - natter 15:45, Jul 23 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:11, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Huff this shit. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:39, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN 16:52, Jul 23 Incinerate -RAHB 18:24, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
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Dude, Where's My Albatross?

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Delete	delete. i'm sensing a pattern here. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:46, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Me too. This is short 'n' shit. --UU - natter 15:44, Jul 23 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:08, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:41, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN 16:48, Jul 23 Delete Man, this is terrible. -RAHB 18:02, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
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Dude, Where's My Car?

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Delete	delete. useless stub. the 'film version' section made me gag. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:45, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short and unfunny. --UU - natter 15:42, Jul 23 Kerkill Dude, where's the funny? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:04, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:10, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. The start was OK, but a fresh one might be better. MrN 16:47, Jul 23 Delete -RAHB 18:01, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
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Nintendo Uu

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Delete	delete. not worthy. no useful edits in 18 months. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:20, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Somehow, I feel the need to vote on this one. There's not much to it, and what there is is unfunny. --UU - natter 15:41, Jul 23 Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:01, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:10, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Dam silly name also. Who would call anything that? MrN 16:46, Jul 23 Delete -RAHB 17:59, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
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Dude, Where's My Pocket

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Delete	delete. the 'memorable quotes' section pretty much sums it up. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:20, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Dude, where's the funny? --UU - natter 13:36, Jul 23 Kerkill Namedroppy and unfunny. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:00, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:08, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN 16:45, Jul 23 Delete -RAHB 17:53, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
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The Answer to The Great Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything

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Delete	delete. i've neither read the book nor seen the movie, but even if i had i don't think i would find this article worthy of existence. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:05, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. I love the books, quite like the movie, and dislike this. It's mainly a bit of wibble about the conservative party anyway, none of which is funny. --UU - natter 13:33, Jul 23 Kerkill per Gerrycheevers. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:57, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:09, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN 16:42, Jul 23 Delete -RAHB 17:50, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
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Puppy Universe

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Delete	delete. weird, two edits in two years. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:59, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. I thought I might sort of like this. I was wrong. That much Chuck 'n' Oprah is rarely a good sign, and so it proved. --UU - natter 13:31, Jul 23 Kerkill Wilde, God, Satan, Chuck, and Oprah. Dog shit. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:56, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:10, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN 16:41, Jul 23
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Bar

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Delete	delete. weird stub. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:56, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short 'n' shit. --UU - natter 13:30, Jul 23 Kerkill Go down to the old pub, instead. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:53, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:09, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN 16:40, Jul 23 Delete Like the idea that a bar is the perfect place to be for a zombie invasion, but the article is poor. -RAHB 17:46, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
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Grand monk's prayer

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Delete	Delete Random, name-dropping IP-cruft from '06. Three edits in '07, one vandalism, and one reverting of it. -RAHB 12:50, 23 July 2008 (UTC) delete. goodbye. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:55, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Pretty rubbish. --UU - natter 13:29, Jul 23 Kerkill Janet Reno. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:51, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN 16:39, Jul 23
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Cesspool

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Delete	delete. grooooossssss. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:48, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Wasn't up to much when it was created, and hasn't got much better in a couple of years. --UU - natter 13:28, Jul 23 Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:50, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:09, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN 16:38, Jul 23 Meh -RAHB 18:25, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
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Science Dictionary

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Delete	Delete I'm trying to understand how this could be expanded, or made more funny. Not really the kind of thing we are after... MrN 10:12, Jul 23 As much as I'd like to say move to Undictionary (yes, I know it's deprecated), it's probably true (hell, from what I know the electromagnetic radiation one is true). Thus, delete. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [23/07 10:24] delete. what? --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:45, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 12:48, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Dull and facty. A real snooze. --UU - natter 13:25, Jul 23 Kerkill Unfunny. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:43, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
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Europium

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Delete	Delete Smells bad. -RAHB 05:04, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 05:07, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Crap stub. --UU - natter 08:18, Jul 23 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:31, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Die. MrN 09:39, Jul 23
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Mountain brook

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Delete	Delete Unfunny towncruft. -RAHB 22:03, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:16, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Delete MrN 01:16, Jul 23 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 04:49, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. It's a handy rule of thumb that a good 95% of articles with the bouncing fat kid gif on them suck balls. This sucks balls. --UU - natter 08:18, Jul 23 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:31, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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Delete	Delete Best. Poet. Ever. - Worst. Article. Ever. -RAHB 22:00, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill No funny. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:10, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Not worth a Wordsworth... MrN 01:14, Jul 23 "Keira Knightley starred as Danny DeVito in all three." LOL WUT -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 04:38, 23 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Utter crap. --UU - natter 08:16, Jul 23 Delete. - It would be better to see this recreated by someone who knows what there about--Sycamore (Talk) 08:32, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
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Zodiac

Keep	Keep Meh, it's coherent and conceptual enough to get a week keep from me. -RAHB 21:53, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Keep Really weak keep. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:04, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Keep and add to the colonization effort. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:12, 22 Jul Keep MrN 01:10, Jul 23
Delete	delete. random, not funny. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:20, 22 July 2008 (UTC)
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Dalek

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Delete	delete. this one rambles on and on and on. and on. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:10, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Lacks humour, listy, and just sucks. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:12, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Per Dex -RAHB 21:55, 22 July 2008 (UTC) Obligatory "Exterminate" vote. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:07, 22 Jul Delete Lot's link here though... MrN 01:13, Jul 23
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