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Article: UnPoetia:The Best Damn Tape Measure in the World	Score: 13 losses to the Eagles
Nominated by:	Docile hippopotamus 09:09, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
For: 14	nom and for. It's funny. --Docile hippopotamus 09:09, November 3, 2009 (UTC) For, although I had a mechanical pencil that was considerably better than the tape measure this jackass had. You should've seen it. You could click that pencil like a mofo. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:27, November 3, 2009 (UTC) Dig. Court ordered poetry. Brings back memories. -- Also, penis. 23:38, November 3, 2009 (UTC) Self-Concept-For. T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:14, November 4, 2009 (UTC) For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:40, 4 November 2009 Powerful work of literature —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) For. Reminds me a bit of my own obnoxiously-rabid-football-fan-articles, but with a profound, artistic bent worthy of nothing less than the fullest of praises. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:31, November 5, 2009 (UTC) For. I used a tape measurer just like that. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:36, November 5, 2009 (UTC) sDig Thanks to TKF and everyone who joined the group and entered the contest. I'll probably do another one sometime next year.. --THINKER 06:51, November 5, 2009 (UTC) For • FreddAin't Dedd • • • 06:55, November 5, 2009 (UTC) For. Fine stuff. --UU - natter 21:15, Nov 5 Bless. 'cause the Eagles are awesome. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 23:02,5November,2009 For Cute, plus a bonus because UnPoetia is a notoriously tough one, and this is good enough for VFH. -- GlobalTourniquet: UnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 23:38, November 5, 2009 (UTC) For. Pup 05:17, November 8, 2009 (UTC)
Against: 1	Against. Didn't really make me laugh. :| • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 15:07, Nov 3 2009
Comments	Abstain. RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 10:00, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

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