Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive86

Peter Pan Peanut Butter

Keep	"Gary Coleman then rushed to his bedroom, where he donned a pirate costume complete with a wooden broadsword he had receieved eleven years earlier as a Arbor Day present from his cousin Egbert. Egbert happens to be a huge fan of the German National Rollstuhl (wheelchair) Fencing Squadron. This is not relevant to the rest of the tale, but the world needs to know." I agree... But the Controversy and Celebrity Endorsements sections sucked. Keep. --Dexter111344 14:23, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Found this "gem" during a template purge. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:04, 21 August 2007 (UTC) "What the fuck is a 'Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert'" :P ~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 21/08/2007 @ 02:06 Delete - WTF? Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:51, 21 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 04:16, 21 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Abject random-osity. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:50, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
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Template:AAAAAAAAA!

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Delete	Delete. Unused and unneeded template. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:57, 21 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 03:20, 21 August 2007 (UTC) Delete all templates like this. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:50, 21 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 04:13, 21 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Worthless template. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:49, 21 August 2007 (UTC) Delete or throw it on AAAAAAAAA! --Dexter111344 13:24, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
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Template:Bullshit

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Delete	Delete. Completely unneeded and ugly template. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:57, 21 August 2007 (UTC) De-1337. Ugly like TKF's mother. --EMC [TALK] 02:02, 21 August 2007 (UTC) Sucks ass Roman Dog Bird 03:19, 21 August 2007 (UTC) Delete all templates similar to this. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:50, 21 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 04:12, 21 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Worthless template. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:47, 21 August 2007 (UTC) Delete And we should probably consider Tourettes Guy & Category:Articles Tourettes Guy Thinks Are Bullshit for deletion next. Along with any other mention him on this site. --Dexter111344 13:34, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
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Lax

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Delete	Delete I missed an ICU removal what with all the darned vacationing. Tsk. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:42, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete --Dexter111344 00:27, 21 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 00:30, 21 August 2007 (UTC) Delete - Crap. Perhaps I should make a small edit to my .js to help with the prevention of ICU removal... Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:49, 21 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 04:11, 21 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Vanity of some kind? Rubbish of any kind. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:44, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
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2 same article and Two same article

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Delete	Delete Ditto to previous. Or next. Or whatever. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:25, 20 August 2007 (UTC) There are funnier self-reference pages. --Dexter111344 23:53, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 00:32, 21 August 2007 (UTC) Delete - WTF? Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:46, 21 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 04:11, 21 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. As per Cs1987. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:43, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
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The Problem That One Digit Didn't Take Back Taken Number From Two Digits

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Delete	Delete Gloriously incomprehensible. Sorry, I meant golruioyls iocpmnrsehblie. Translated from somewhere I think, and could be good, but I can't really work it out... -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:07, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 00:34, 21 August 2007 (UTC) Delete - I don't know how I missed this one, considering that I made about 250 edits on the day it was created... Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:45, 21 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 04:09, 21 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Oh wow, that gave me a headache. What? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:39, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
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Skype

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Delete	Delete as nominator. I realize there's a {{rewrite}} tag on the article, but nobody has been able to come up with any substantive improvements for the better part of a year. Pentium5dot1 22:02, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 00:37, 21 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 04:09, 21 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. As per nom. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:38, 21 August 2007 (UTC) Delete --Dexter111344 13:55, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
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Drum-world

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Delete	Delete -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:35, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Hey, I just found that! Are you following me, TKF?  :-) -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 21:38, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 00:39, 21 August 2007 (UTC) Delete - Random and unfunny. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:42, 21 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 04:08, 21 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. An easy decision to make. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:30, 21 August 2007 (UTC) Name dropping crap --Dexter111344 13:51, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
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Category:ACS Approved Articles

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Delete	Delete Category VFD'd in early 2006, then re-created a month later. Only one userpage in Category. Slithy Tove 21:08, 20 August 2007 (UTC) ~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 20/08/2007 @ 21:28 Delete --General Insineratehymn 21:37, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Does anyone know how to link to the category without it appearing at the bottom of this page? Slithy Tove 21:08, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Namespaces that normally do something other than link like Category and Image can link by inserting a colon in front of them. ~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 20/08/2007 @ 21:28 Deleted Now unused, although it took some doing to get rid of that userpage from it. Also, an approves category, which I figure no-one'll miss. But argue if you like. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 21:49, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

Yuliya Tymoshenko

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Delete	Old random stub --General Insineratehymn 20:09, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete The him-her thing would almost be alright if there was something else to it - but there isn't. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:54, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 00:41, 21 August 2007 (UTC) Delete - The less said, the better. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:41, 21 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 04:07, 21 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Random junk. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:36, 21 August 2007 (UTC) Shoot it --Dexter111344 13:54, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
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Woolworths

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Delete	Delete I don't even no where to begin... --Dexter111344 14:48, 20 August 2007 (UTC) o_______o. Derkaderkaderkaderk... -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:00, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 21:42, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete But contains one idea for anyone wanting to redo this: "More recently, they [Woolworthses] were dropped by the Luftwaffe during the Blitz onto major English cities. This backfired somewhat as the chain began to revitalise the slowing economy." -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:59, 20 August 2007 (UTC) This fifth vote means that Sbu won't bloody well recreate pages that I've deleted. Got it? -- The Zombiebaron 23:18, 20 August 2007 (UTC) It's no more or less crappy than anything else we get on here, and deserves more than two people's vote against it. I'll let it go now because it's had this many. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:24, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
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John Dorian

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Delete	Delete Not as funny as the real thing. Or indeed, funny at all. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:57, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Ugh Roman Dog Bird 00:15, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Slithy Tove 01:15, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:07, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 20:13, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:01, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. The usual garbage about sex and dongle size, about as interesting as chewing paper. ----OEJ 00:12, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Random chuff. Scrub it out. Heh. Ahem. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:45, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
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Trip

Keep	Keep I believe the point is that it's meant to be someone trying to write about vacations while actually tripping. It could be a little more vacationy, but the basic idea is good. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 11:01, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Keep - Yeah, it is a good idea. WOW! That abstract painting on the wall is staring at me... Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:39, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Feature Roman Dog Bird 04:47, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Weak keep After re-reading - the writing is good enough to be made into something; though it's still not particularly funny. I liked the part about Cinderella. Slithy Tove 06:26, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Weeeak keep. Not a bad idea, but someone good needs to run with it. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:42, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:48, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Delete --Roman Dog Bird 00:26, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Evidently the writer was on one when s/he wrote it. Slithy Tove 01:09, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:06, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Not really satire or very funny at all. And short, and picless. ----OEJ 00:10, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
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Sunny Delight

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Delete	Deleted on VFD in August 2005, then re-created a month later. Slithy Tove 23:47, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Delete --Roman Dog Bird 00:25, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:05, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:47, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 20:14, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Pointless stub. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:40, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete --Dexter111344 13:15, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
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Alex Chiu

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Delete	Delete Slithy Tove 01:28, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 01:46, 20 August 2007 (UTC) You say solo -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:47, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete - Unfunny with lots of namedropping. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:00, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 08:56, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Wikipedia's article is funnier. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:10, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Random, namedroppy, poor. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:17, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
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Me-too-ism

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Delete	Delete Slithy Tove 01:08, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 01:20, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 01:44, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete - Listy crap. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:59, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Too true. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:06, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Agreed. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:16, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
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Bangor

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Delete	Delete Slithy Tove 00:57, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 01:20, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 01:43, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete - Towncruft, bad in most respects. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:58, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Schoolcruft wrapped in towncruft, like some kind of unholy sandwich of doom. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:04, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. "Getting to Bangor is as easy as creating the nonsense I am writing on this page right now" - at least they admit it. Terrible. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:58, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete --Dexter111344 14:50, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
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Rudolph Hitler

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Delete	Found another one. Previous deletion: January 2006. Slithy Tove 00:31, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 01:20, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 01:42, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 02:07, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
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Gambit

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Delete	Delete Slithy Tove 00:11, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 00:24, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 01:17, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete - Short and unfunny. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:56, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Fancruft, short, dull, random namedropping... --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:51, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
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Liza Minnelli

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Delete	Previously deleted on VFD (December 2005) then re-created shortly after. Slithy Tove 00:06, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 00:23, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 01:16, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 02:06, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete One good line to save for posterity: "Her disastrous marriage to David Gest fell apart when he insisted she stay in a glass house with his other Memorabillia of Judy Garland." -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 08:58, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Stop it happening. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:36, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
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Welsh Wildlife

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Delete	All that's here are some weak punchlines and bland lists. --General Insineratehymn 20:23, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 21:33, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Slithy Tove 23:26, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 01:16, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete - Listy crap. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:55, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. The common or garden dull list. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:34, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
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Sonic the Hedgehog (2006 game)

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Delete	Delete Roman Dog Bird 19:15, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Slithy Tove 23:30, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 01:16, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete - Random, weird, unfunny. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:46, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Random game drivel. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:33, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
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Psytrance

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Delete	Delete Another VFD'd then re-created article from '05. Slithy Tove 00:27, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 00:41, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Would that make it... double 2005cruft? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:49, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:10, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete No. The Oblong Lobster 17:43, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 02:07, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Bad musicruft. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:23, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete --Dexter111344 17:08, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
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Wang

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Delete	Delete Slithy Tove 00:20, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 00:39, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:49, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:10, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete - Random and weird. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:44, 20 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Nope, not good. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:16, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
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Kurt Busch

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Delete	Delete Ranty, and with throw-away insults to anyone and everyone. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:41, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 00:17, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 00:29, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Worse than a generic VFD article. Slithy Tove 01:06, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. i got cited on the ban patrol page for just reading this article. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 05:45, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:05, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
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Kurgan

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Delete	Delete Vanity, presumably. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:41, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 00:17, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 00:28, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Generic VFD article Slithy Tove 01:03, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:04, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
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Eating Shit For Charity

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Delete	Delete -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:48, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Funny title, But stupid as hell. Roman Dog Bird 00:03, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 00:28, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete though if Fear Factor did a charity special... Slithy Tove 01:13, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:07, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
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The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

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Delete	Delete -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:48, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 00:27, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Fucking kill it I didn't even have to look past that Samuel L. Jackson quote. The rest of it is probably as horrible as I can imagine. --Roman Dog Bird 00:35, 19 August 2007 (UTC) WOW WHANT AN AMAZING SHOW SO COOL AMERICA LOVES IT WOW AMAZING? CORNFLAKES --THINKER 00:42, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Slithy Tove 01:11, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:06, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete What amazes me is why people old enough to know about rape and etc etc still watch children's television. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 11:04, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
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Torch Weilding Flying Monkeys

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Delete	Delete Slithy Tove 00:16, 19 August 2007 (UTC) The author spelled "wielding" wrong. --General Insineratehymn 00:27, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 00:38, 19 August 2007 (UTC) 01:23, 31 January 2007 Mustkillroy (Talk | contribs) m (moved Torch Weidling Flying Monkeys to Torch Weilding Flying Monkeys: Spelled "weilding" incorrectly.) -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:50, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:09, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete No TKF, haven't you heard the rule: I before E except after "what happen when a dog and an otter love each other very much"? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:48, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
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Tom and Jerry

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Delete	Delete A former ICUed UnNews that sneaked back in via userspace without being changed. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:15, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 00:26, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 00:38, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Slithy Tove 01:17, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:09, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
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Kevin Dickson

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Delete	Delete Another formerly deleted article re-created and edited somewhat over time - still bad. That concludes my tour of the first 14 VFD archives searching for stuff that should have remained buried long ago. Slithy Tove 00:56, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Splendid job. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:01, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Dang. Also, CHCUK NORRIS, LOL. Roman Dog Bird 01:03, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:12, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Nice writing style, but random and vanity. Also, well done Roger for doing another of the somethings I've never got round to. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:40, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
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Lucario

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Delete	Delete Roman Dog Bird 00:46, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Boring narrative articles seem endless. Slithy Tove 01:19, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete I prefer Medicham, myself. • "Spang" • contribs | talk • 01:59, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Please delete it. For the love of God and Satan, kill it to death. Screw the ICU. X3 -- Hanyouman 04:34, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:11, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete, although your version could have worked too Hanyouman! -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:43, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
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Douchebags

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Delete	Delete Slithy Tove 00:39, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 00:40, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. The list is a classic example of total failure. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:49, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. please make the bad article go away. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 05:40, 19 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:11, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
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Image:Napalm23.JPG

Keep	Monkeys make everything funnier. :D -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:23, 16 August 2007 (UTC) I feel bad saying keep, but I can't help but laugh alot when I see the monkey's concentration. The Oblong Lobster 20:46, 16 August 2007 (UTC) Go Mr. Chuckles! --Dexter111344 20:03, 17 August 2007 (UTC) What TKF said. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 11:56, 18 August 2007 (UTC) I like it! SRXT. 18/08 02.17pm You like it?! Do you realize that this is NOT a mock up picture? That apart from the monkey this is a genuine picture? ~ 14:14, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Keep as very black humour, as OEJ notes below. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:31, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Keep. Context is critical. If you follow its link, you'll see that it's listed on Untoons. In turn, that has it with the caption "If not for the napalm attack, Mr. Chuckles would have birdied.", which is pretty funny, if you're into that sort of thing. Again...context is critical. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:35, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Keep. Black humour is still humour in its own right. If this is to be deleted so should that famous Tet offensive picture Mhaille made. --~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 18/08/2007 @ 19:00 19:00, 18 August 2007 (UTC) I'm gonna have to roll with Modus and OEJ on this one. -- The Zombiebaron 20:53, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Another goatse that doesn't belong here. ~ 17:32, 16 August 2007 (UTC) Utterly Awful For the love of god delete -- (Bonner) (Talk). 18:35, 16 August 2007 (UTC) Eww. Seriously, WTF, guys? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:15, August 16, 2007 Blech --General Insineratehymn 00:28, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete - No, not funny. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:39, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Even a monkey cannot redeem this. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 19:52, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Lame Roman Dog Bird 21:33, 17 August 2007 (UTC) ---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 19:03, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
Comments	(abstain) As Mordillo notes, the younger among us may not automatically recogonize this as an iconic image of Vietnam. It was a Horrors of Wars meme before the word meme even existed. Its not a pretty picture, but the monkey could be black humor. One could argue that the photochopped pic grits its teeth and laughs in the face of horror...what else are ya gonna do, sit there rocking back and forth and crying? That's one way to look at it, I suppose. There are other valid viewpoints. ----OEJ 14:39, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

Ass Man

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Delete	Delete. A collection of different genres of meh. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Weak delete Odd good parts but overall crap really -- (Bonner) (Talk). 18:42, 16 August 2007 (UTC) 17:31, 16 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 23:02, 16 August 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 00:33, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Little to nothing going on. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 19:51, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete I hate this! HATE HATE HAT! --20:02, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 21:34, 17 August 2007 (UTC)
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Cliff

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Delete	Delete. Uhhhh... where to start... -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:26, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 10:02, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Completely random and a total mess. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:04, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Delete - WTF? Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:43, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. I think it's a vanity page starring teenage friends possibly named Cliff, Phillip, and Diego. Most of the content is of the "who cares" variety, meaning it is irrelevant and uninteresting to anyone except the vaniteers. ----OEJ 14:52, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Delete I didn't even have to look past the quotes. Roman Dog Bird 15:45, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Destroy --General Insineratehymn 15:47, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
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Flight

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Delete	Delete Slithy Tove 01:49, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 10:02, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Random crap. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:03, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Delete - The entire article is just random stupidity. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:36, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 15:44, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
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Fruit-instrument

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Delete	Delete per Poopsmith's Lounge. Roman Dog Bird 21:10, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Random drivel. Again. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 21:17, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Incoherent, and badly written too. ----OEJ 01:04, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Slithy Tove 01:21, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 10:01, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
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Tim Allen

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Delete	Nom and Delete Roman Dog Bird 21:10, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Starts badly, gets worse, often random, always unfunny, and finished off with lengthy lists. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 21:16, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete with extreme prejudice. This article is utterly, stupidly vicious. I Googled around to see if Allen was a pedo or was accused of being pedo. No, he isn't. So this article is just braindead assholery by anonymous IPs with tiny, filthy minds. ----OEJ 01:02, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Horrible. Slithy Tove 01:18, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 10:00, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Delete - although the fact that the usually level headed OEJ hates this so much should alone be enough evidence for deletion. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:22, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Voters may have to check the article's history to get the VFD nominated version; someone seems to keep wanting to blank the page. Slithy Tove 01:18, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

Android 18

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Delete	Nom and Delete Roman Dog Bird 21:10, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Unfunny, just about how hot another anime character is. Multiple Chuck Norris references. Put it out of its misery. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 21:14, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Badly written mangacruft. And we have way too much of it already. ----OEJ 01:06, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 01:38, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:59, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Delete - Crap. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:14, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
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Barney the Dinosaur

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Delete	CVP Re-created page, being ignored on QVFD. Roman Dog Bird 21:10, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Strong desploy. Recreated pages are by far my least favorite. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:24, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:58, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. CVP, then release the hounds to locate and destroy the perpetrator. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:02, 18 August 2007 (UTC) CVP - People who re-create crap articles suck. They should all be banned for a long time. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:50, 18 August 2007 (UTC) CVP, then ban the user who recreated the page. --General Insineratehymn 15:46, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Contains same material I removed before I decided the page wasn't worth shit and put it up for deletion a couple days ago (or was it last week? I don't remember). Roman Dog Bird 21:10, 17 August 2007 (UTC) It will just be re-created again. I figure with those people who insist on re-creating their articles, if banning doesn't work (they can just find another computer), it's best to leave the article for a while, then try to delete or re-write it in the future - there are quite a few articles like this, and I imagine most of the authors forget about Uncyclopedia after a while. Slithy Tove 01:14, 18 August 2007 (UTC) I believe RDB might have mentioned a little something about a See Vee Pee, whatever that is. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:25, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

Newton, MA Holiday Inn

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Delete	Delete Looks like an attempt at flourishing about a hotel some student stayed at. Not funny. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 18:52, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 21:19, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Seems like the opposite of what student residence usually is - doesn't wok though. Slithy Tove 00:53, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 01:38, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:58, 18 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Has elements of vanity. Has no elements of funny. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:50, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
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CE

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Delete	Delete Slithy Tove 01:29, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 01:39, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Short and senseless. ----OEJ 02:17, 17 August 2007 (UTC) LAZOR What the hell? JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 02:50, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Utterly random. And short. And terrible. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 21:11, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Bullshit Roman Dog Bird 21:23, 17 August 2007 (UTC)
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Democrat Cannibalization Act of 2004

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Delete	Delete Slithy Tove 01:26, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 01:39, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Just really short, picless, and kind of incoherent. ----OEJ 02:13, 17 August 2007 (UTC) LAZOR When will people learn that Uncyc is not a place to dump your random crap? JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 02:50, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Random rubbish. Sheesh. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 21:10, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 21:28, 17 August 2007 (UTC)
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Mothers Against Normalcy

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Delete	Delete Slithy Tove 01:21, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 01:38, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. A possibly doable concept, but this version does not follow through. ----OEJ 02:11, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Just get rid of it... JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 02:50, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Just a duff list. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 21:09, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 21:29, 17 August 2007 (UTC)
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Kyle Hitler

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Delete	Delete. Short stub about made-up person. ----OEJ 21:00, 16 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 23:07, 16 August 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 00:31, 17 August 2007 (UTC) o___o -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:39, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Random dates and vanity --Dexter111344 20:23, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Random drivel. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 21:08, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Horrible Roman Dog Bird 21:30, 17 August 2007 (UTC)
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The Conspiracy of Mass Distraction

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Delete	Nom and Delete - I dont find it funny in the slightest, the images are stupid and un-captioned and there's certain innapropriate comments about Hispanics and Arabs in there -- (Bonner) (Talk). 17:44, 16 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 23:07, 16 August 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 00:32, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Wow. Random capitalization, bad grammar..."Untelligent" indeed. ----OEJ 01:59, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Bad. Just bad. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 21:07, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Stupid as hell Roman Dog Bird 21:31, 17 August 2007 (UTC)
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The Original Jamz

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Delete	Nom and Delete - It's not funny and it's too full of idiotic images -- (Bonner) (Talk). 17:36, 16 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 23:06, 16 August 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 00:31, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Vanity? Bandcruft? Random? Definitely unfunny and packed with pointless imagery. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 19:55, 17 August 2007 (UTC) As the picture said, WATCH OUT ARRON CARTER! Oh, wait, that should read AARON... Guess they didn't think it'd be noticed... --Dexter111344 20:14, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 21:33, 17 August 2007 (UTC)
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Ninja Chef

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Delete	Delete. Powercruft akin to Master Hand and Big Boss -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:29, 16 August 2007 (UTC) Even though he is the most awesome being in the existence? ~ 17:42, 16 Delete Agreed With TKF -- (Bonner) (Talk). 18:37, 16 August 2007 (UTC) August 2007 (UTC) Delete I was going to vote keep. Then I came across the fun facts which I strongly argue are not..actually...really...fun...The Oblong Lobster 20:52, 16 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 23:02, 16 August 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 00:33, 17 August 2007 (UTC)
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Master Hand

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Delete	Delete. In the world of suck, truly this is of Dysonesque proportions. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 17:26, 16 August 2007 (UTC) Delete PLEASE, this article has entered into cliche territory, and is badly formatted. It needs a total rehaul. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 17:27, 16 August 2007 (UTC) Delete -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:31, 16 August 2007 (UTC) Delete WTF Is this crap? -- (Bonner) (Talk). 17:58, 16 August 2007 (UTC) Delete A sad and desperate mention of Chuck Norris. The Oblong Lobster 20:48, 16 August 2007 (UTC) Fucking kill it Roman Dog Bird 22:38, 16 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 22:59, 16 August 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 00:33, 17 August 2007 (UTC)
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Nerdlettes

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Delete	Delete as per lounge request -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:17, 16 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Nonsensical crap -- (Bonner) (Talk). 17:54, 16 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 22:58, 16 August 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 00:34, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete - Not such a bad idea, but far too short and unfunny. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:37, 17 August 2007 (UTC)
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Mallcore

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Delete	Delete as per lounge request -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:17, 16 August 2007 (UTC) Awful Please delete -- (Bonner) (Talk). 17:51, 16 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Short and vituperative. ----OEJ 21:03, 16 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 22:57, 16 August 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 00:36, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete - Stupid and unfunny. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:36, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Shit, pure shit --Roman Dog Bird 06:41, 17 August 2007 (UTC)
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Chocolafane

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Delete	Delete as per lounge request -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:17, 16 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Idiotic and unfunny -- (Bonner) (Talk). 17:46, 16 August 2007 (UTC) Delete A single joke and nowhere to go. The Oblong Lobster 20:50, 16 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 22:57, 16 August 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 00:36, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Randumb bandcruft and cliché-fest. The year 100 trillion. Yawn. ----OEJ 02:55, 17 August 2007 (UTC)
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The Fronz

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Delete	Random absurdity about a made-up person. --General Insineratehymn 00:48, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Just stupid. Slithy Tove 01:15, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 01:38, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Randumb in the worse way. Also, it smells like vanity to me: see this destructoid.com user. ----OEJ 02:09, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Is this supposed to be a pun on The Fonz? It's a pile of random crap anyway. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 02:50, 17 August 2007 (UTC)
Comments	I believe this article is in reference to its author User:Fronz. I'd suggest simply moving it to his user page, although I believe he's been inactive since 2005. MadMax 04:28, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

Crazy Hand

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Delete	Author added vfd template, never added it here. Ho hum. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 11:39, 16 Aug 2007 Delete --General Insineratehymn 00:30, 17 August 2007 (UTC) QVFD, ban author for various acts of shittery. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:37, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Dumbass author was already banned. Roman Dog Bird 00:43, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 00:43, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 01:38, 17 August 2007 (UTC) Delete. Underdeveloped little zygote of a bad idea. ----OEJ 02:00, 17 August 2007 (UTC)
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