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The Yaltabear Conference reminds you to focus on starting a Cold War. Nominate an image you find excellent Make sure you sign your votes with ~~~~ or the "your signature with timestamp" button on the edit screen. You may nominate up to two of your own images per week. No more. You can nominate as many images by other people as you want. Voting: use "For" or "Against" (or some clear iteration) in bold type to specify your vote. Comments are allowed, but excessive discussion/argument is not. Use the image's talk page for that. Please submit only ORIGINAL IMAGES to VFP. Images from elsewhere on the Internet can be used on articles, but will not be featured. Unmanipulated as well as photoshopped images are allowed as long as they are original. When nominating an image, you may place {{VFP}} on the image page. Things to be aware of Do not remove or archive nominations. Loser admins will see to that. You can see all previously featured images here, or on the archived voting pages: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. To vote on previously featured images, use Uncyclopedia:PFP. Please read HowTo:Get Your Image Featured before nominating your own image. You are also encouraged to submit your image to Image Review for peer opinions before you list it on VFP. If you are changing your vote, either remove the original vote OR strike it through with the appropriate HTML tag and change the # to ## so your comment won't mess up the vote numbering. Finally, update the votecounts.

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Prif-cyffuriau-hamdden-siaradwyr-Cymraeg.png (history, logs, vote page)

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Welsh speakers' preferred recreational drug use, according to the 2001 census. Image credit: User:Serge Billault Archive · Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 2
Nomination:	Rusty1997 (talk) 15:30, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 3	It's so unhinged, and why is there a dragon there? I love it. Rusty1997 (talk) 15:30, 4 February 2026 (UTC)  For. I'm weird and I like it. I should seek help. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 03:58, 5 February 2026 (UTC)  For. Cymru am byth! Mr. George / talk 06:37, 5 February 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Against. what the fuck? TURB0-SUNRISE 15:40, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

Linkedin proctologist.jpg (history, logs, vote page)

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The future of proctology isn't in your hands, your hands are in it. Image credit: Serge Billault Archive · Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 6
Nomination:	OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 03:30, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
For Votes: 6	Haven't laughed so hard at an image here in a while. OᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 03:30, 5 January 2026 (UTC)  For. Yep! This has to be on the front page, bitches. 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 03:36, 5 January 2026 (UTC)  For. Per Greg. Rusty1997 (talk) 15:34, 4 February 2026 (UTC) Yes. why not? Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 15:35, 4 February 2026 (UTC) Yes. lmao User:𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖞𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖔𝖋𝖎𝖙 16:30, 4 February 2026 (UTC)  For. Yes, please! Mr. George / talk 22:19, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

AB - Wilde Oscar2 copy.png (history, logs, vote page)

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Once upon a time, Oscar Wilde tried impersonating Oscar the Grouch. He won an Oscar Award for it. Image credit: AmericanBastard Archive · Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 5 Oscars
Nomination:	𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖞𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖔𝖋𝖎𝖙 (talk) 17:23, 29 August 2025 (UTC)
For Votes: 5	For. I'm not usually one for Oscar Wilde jokes, but this is funny. --Dame Fish on skates CUN 18:30, 29 August 2025 (UTC) I guess. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:57, 14 September 2025 (UTC)  For.  Fenris2010 the moccasin-wearing Grue You hear growling... • Join the Empire! 01:20, 19 September 2025 (UTC) Up ovah tha Monstah. Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 01:43, 19 September 2025 (UTC)  For. Meta. Purplexed (talk)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes