Pansexuality
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Pansexuality (sometimes referred to as Panphilia) is a sexual orientation characterized by a strong sexual attraction to kitchen utensils, but primarily only pans and frying pans, and maybe even pots. Pansexuality is sometimes used to describe the ability for people to love someone else regardless of species. This is not the same thing as Pantheism where frying-pans are revered as gods but there is some overlap between the two.
Reasons for pansexuality[edit | edit source]
They're just crazy!
Are pansexuals part of the LGB?[edit | edit source]
We don't know. Probably? Probably not? They love frying pans, for crying out loud. We're unsure.
See also[edit | edit source]
| Sexual Fetishes, Paraphilias, and Assorted Perversions | |
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Assorted fetii
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