Cooper DeJean

Cooper DeJean going on the grind to become the best white cornerback in NFL history; there isn't much competition.

Cooper Notasafety DeJean is an American football hero and champion in white rights. DeJean broke the color barrier and became a white cornerback, a position typically held by black players. In the Super Bowl he picked off Patrick Mahomes and returned it for a touchdown, on his birthday too. He is an inspiration to millions of young white boys who were only able to see black cornerbacks in the NFL who now have somebody to look up to. He is said to be the messiah of Abraham Lincoln and MLK.

Early days

Cooper DeJean was born on February 9, 2003, to some white farmers. Growing up, all he saw in the NFL were black cornerbacks such as Champ Bailey and Deion Sanders. One day, he was visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln who stated "Young boy, you end this discrimination of black cornerbacks, I dub you the messiah of the whites." This made Cooper DeJean work hard on his Iowa farm.

Cooper DeJean, breaking the color barrier.

When he entered high school everything became hard. When he tried out for cornerback his coach reportedly laughed so hard he died. He often was bullied by the black people for being a white cornerback. He was often told that he should go back to his stereotypical position of Safety. Despite all this Cooper prevailed and became the CB1 of his high school team. He then would go to the "sport" of track and field to recocene with the whites. He graduated his high school with honors, and at graduation, many of his teachers stated that his fight against racism was very commendable. He then joined some college and did some stuff.

NFL

Cooper DeJean entered the NFL draft with the odds against him. When entering his position into the draft machine it reportedly glitched out and then exploded, thereby killing Khyree Jackson. Luckily he was picked in the second round by the Philadelphia Eagles and became their CB3. As CB3, he would become a locked-in white person, the most locked-in type of person. He would continue to break the stereotypes and became a champion in white rights. Our glorious king, Donald "Führer" Trump even stated "This is one fine white man. He is exactly what I want to see, white men breaking the color barrier to end racism against the whites. Our people have struggled for long enough." He single-handedly took Philadelphia to the playoffs and carried them to the Super Bowl where there he would pick off Kerm- I mean Patrick Mahomes and return it for a touchdown.