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She was one hundred sixteen years old and different from other girls. She wasn't notably pretty and was socially awkward. She was the only alien in her school, which didn't help her feelings of exclusion. But the tolerant people of her town for the most part saw past her glowing blue skin.

Despite this all, she was in with the popular girls. Guys were cordial with her but nothing more. Drunken jocks at parties often dared each other to score with the alien chick. "Fifty bucks for the bro who scores some Pluto pussy" they said. They always failed. At parties she was so socially awkward that any guy coming near her would set off blue LED like lights in her cheeks. It is a biological trait Plutonian females have. It instantly freaks out any guy who gets near her. (Full article...)

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"Eh, it was the 1910s, who wasn't committing genocide am I right?"

April 17: Genocide Appreciation Day

1783 - America wins its war for independence. Agrees to continue the British policy of deindianization.
1915 - The Armenian Genocide begins, Turkey declares it to be a startling coincidence.
1932 - Joseph Stalin pays the clouds twelve rubles to stop raining in Ukraine, everyone dies.
1940 - Adolf Hitler attempts to cleanse Europe of Jews and other minority groups, but creates antibiotic resistant Super-Minorities in the process.
1967 - The Beatles write "Hey Jude", (German for "Kill everyone named Jude"). People are oblivious.
1994 - The Rwandan Genocide begins, survivors of this tragedy glad that their suffering begot the critically acclaimed Don Cheadle film Hotel Rwanda.
2016 - The Americans commits horrible genocide against their own brain cells, the rest flee to Canada.

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Thermopylae was the top selling board game of the 5th Century BCE. Players compete to acquire wealth through stylized politico-economic activity involving the buying, rental, and trading of real estate using play drachma and bartering, whilst gathering groups of Perioikoi and Helots to work your land, as players take turns moving around the board according to the roll of the dice.

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