UnNews:Trump awarded prestigious award by Greenpeace
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Friday, April 4, 2025
In recognition of Donald Trump's tremendous and unpresidented efforts to reduce industrial output through the clever use of tariffs, the supreme command of the order of Greenpeace saw fit to bestow upon him the dignity of commander of the order of the Dodo.
When asked by an UnNews writer why they gave it to him now, a spokesperson for Greenpeace stated that:
| “ | ...Never in the history of the United States has one man achieved so many emission reductions as this man did. | ” |
This announcement comes days after the President announced Great Depression-level tariffs on most of the world. These included islands which were not even populated by people, but instead by penguins. This, according to Trump's cabinet, was due to the fact that not even penguins were safe from exploiting America, apparently.
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| THESE tariffs are the BEST tariffs. WHY are the RADICAL LEFT penguins complaining after defrauding US for YEARS with their GLOBALIST tariffs AND trade deficits? After we WIN, these penguins will learn to NEVER ABUSE the United States, AGAIN![1] | |||
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- ↑ Trump on the penguins.