UnNews:Kardashian and Ye do washed up things

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Tuesday, March 18, 2025

Ye being washed up.

LOS ANGELES, California — In rather unsurprising, and honestly sad, news, both Kim Kardashian and her former husband, Ye, have done some shallow things during the past few days.

Ye, who has seemingly been on a mission to destroy his remaining reputation since February this year, released a new song three days ago featuring two people; his poor 11-year old daughter who he is soon to lose custody of, and disgraced rapper and convicted sex trafficker Sean Combs? Puff Daddy? P. Diddy.

Ye has sadly, but prominently, glorified Combs since February, causing him to likely be the only major Diddy simp. This has included begging the current president Donald Trump to "PLEASE FREE MY BROTHER PUFF", later ranting that "THEY ARE TRYING TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF HIM LIKE THE GRAMMIES DID TO DRAKE", later stating that "Puff daddy my hero."

Kardashian being washed up.

We were able to contact one of Ye's former publicists to comment on this. However, he asked to remain anonymous for personal reasons.

"I cannot defend Ye anymore. You know that weird tweet by him where he used proper grammar and apologized. That was me. Ye was so angry after that that I was sent to the basement by his security. I only was able to escape recently. When I saw what he was ranting about, I cried. I can't defend him anymore. I seriously cannot."

Rather unsurprisingly, after threatening legal action against Ye, Kim decided that she would not take this. She was supposed to be the shallow one. Not Ye. So she done what shallow people often do. Shamelessly promote shitty stuff, like the Cybertruck.

This finger-shredding, needlessly rusty, unholy hunk of metal made by self-proclaimed edgelord Elon Musk was the perfect thing to bring attention back to her, and Tesla did need the reputation boost, however slight it may be. So she done it. And the attention, however negative, returned back to her.

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