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Rape

I just raped an audible puppy. lolz. sausage lol 23:14, January 26, 2010 (UTC)

Shit, you beat me to it. There's nothing worse than sloppy seconds with a raep victim... --Matfen 23:17, January 26, 2010 (UTC)

Especially with puppies. They're disposable, that's why they come in 12-packs for $20. sausage lol 23:18, January 26, 2010 (UTC)

Bargain! canine rape lol

M,m,m,m,m,m,m, delicious puppies!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  27 Jan 2010 ~ 04:43 (UTC)

My 4000th Edit!

Fan fare please! Also, just a note that you have only four days left to vote on UotM. Just saying. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:48, January 27, 2010 (UTC)

Grats - and I have - and nommed someone. Pup

I saw you nom--thanks very much! But I didn't see your vote. There's some fine candidates there. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:22, January 27, 2010 (UTC)

Wow

You did an audio for my UnNews article! POTR thinks that my UnNews article is good enough to do an audio for! *Weeps* (On the other hand I've always imagined you with a high voice and a whiny Australian accent.) ~ 04:58, Jan 29, 2010

Try listening to the Aussie version of UnNews:Australia says "You just don't understand our humour!" Pup

Meh, not bogan enough. ~ 06:31, Jan 29, 2010

It's as bogan as I can get... damn my goodly edumacation. Pup

As long as we're still talking about fat people, I saw a lot of them on Australia Day. It's like the lot of them decided to come out and congregate in several places. ~ 06:47, Jan 29, 2010

Nice work!

Nice work on your audio! Any way you could do mp3? That's a more common format, and so easier to lull the masses. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:33, January 29, 2010 (UTC)

Lol

	The article HowTo:Change a Spare Tire has been reviewed by Necropaxx(talk)
	Version as at 29 January 2010	PEE review

Ah, PotR. Wearing your heart on the seat of your pants, or somesuch nonsense. :D • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 17:34, Jan 29 2010

It's a boy!

It's a baby and his name is HELPME because that's what his mother screamed when he was born. And look, he's already learning how to read!

So go say hi to your new great nephew! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:33, January 30, 2010 (UTC)

ATTENTION COLONIZER

Duty Calls! Imperial Colonization has been commandeered! With a shiny new, waterproof coat, we're heading out to sea once again. We need you for our next colonization. You have one week to nominate or vote from right now, Sunday the 31st of January 2010, to Saturday the 6th of February 2010. (See Protocol for how to nominate an article for Colonization. And remember, if you vote for an article that means you intend to help colonize it.) Then starting Sunday, 7 February 2010, we will start colonizing another savage land (i.e., improving whichever article gets the most votes). Come on board and vote or nom now, to the glory of Her Majesty!

EXTRA: Our most recent colonization, Transformers, has just been Pee Reviewed. If you're interested in making improvements, please check out the article and the review. With a little work, we may have another glorious Feature article! Wouldn't that be just spiffy? And remember, if you participate and this does get featured, you get one half feature credit!

For the Glory of Her Majesty and by Order of your Fearful Fearless Leader, King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:35, January 30, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for voting doggy style

User:Why do I need to provide this?/UotM Thanks King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  23:04, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

In da gad a Bolivia

Yeah, it'd be great if you'd do the pee review, and not only that, come and work on the page itself. If you are a gidda head like some of us, then it's a fun place to play. The storyline is present. Anyway, please claim the pee, and then take as long as you need to do it, no hurry. Thanks, Aleister in Chains 2:39 3 Feb. MMX

UotM Nom

A couple days ago I noticed you hadn't won UotM, and thought about nomming you. But I saw you'd already been nommed. As it happens, this month I voted for Woody. I think you're a great uncyclopedian, and definitely look for you getting this. But you already have a higher rank than UotM gives you, and Woody's been here longer than you or I combined, and has been making great contributions for a long time. You were a fine contributor last month, but as you said you'd like to get this for one of your better months and you don't think last month fits that, I'll support that. Frankly, if I hadn't spent several hours at the end of last month working to revive IC, I would have felt rather guilty accepting the award, and still do a little, as otherwise last month was one of my weaker months. Ah well. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  06:35, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

I agree completely - well, except for the ranking bit, as I've never really taken much notice of that. And your winning UotM was long overdue anyway. My votes for that stretched over a user-time of working as an effective member of the Uncyc community, so no guilt needed. I'm actually trying to work on my potato-chopping skills as that is still one aspect of my contribs that is letting me down. I can obviously do some decent animation work, but comic brilliance in an image (that is not textually based) is still beyond me. I'm also trying to get the game that I'm working on done as I don't recall any games being featured, and there is some brilliant stuff in our games that should be looked at a little closer. At the same time I'm still trying to keep up a consistently good writing and coding aspect, and I'd like to help noobs a little more and that means a rewrite of UN:HAX is in the works, along with our editing help page. Once I have those done then I'll be campaigning for this award. But Woody helped build Uncyc, and so far I've just helped it coast along rather than grow. Pup

Well, excuse me for being such a pain! Keep in mind I'd been waiting since November to nom you, but people keep coming 2nd in the competition, and then they have a home-run next month, where another person comes second etc. Just thought I'd get the ball rolling. And stop with this self-degrading nonsense. You two are awesome Uncyclopedians, and not even Oscar Wilde, Chuck Norris, or any other cliche could tell you wrong. --Matfen 11:56, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

It's not that - no self-degradation or false modesty - I know that I will get this award simply by being here this long and doing the stuff that I do. But when I win this I want it to be because I have gone above and beyond the call of civic duty. I want it to be because I've laid the foundations of something that will help uncyc thrive. I can review 100 articles but that just means that there are a further 500 that I haven't done. UN:HAX redux and editing help will do so much more, as will a few other irons in the fire that will potentially come to light. Pup

Fair enough. I respect your integritah on this position. No more need be said. --Matfen 19:11, February 4, 2010 (UTC)

Say Puppy did you write that speech for a movie? :D DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:46, February 6, 2010 (UTC)

The movies I write are a little light on long speeches. Usually it's something along the lines of "I'm here to clean your pool" followed by a terrible double entendre. Pup

I'm not nommed for anything!

Do you realize I was nommed for NotM the day I got here, and I've been nommed for something EVERY SINGLE DAY of the five months I've been here--until this month. I'm not nommed for anything. It's pretty depressing, really. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:44, February 7, 2010 (UTC)

UN:NOM NOM NOM Pup

Wow! I didn't even know there was such a thing. And I don't even understand what it means and it seems like a totally useless nomination. Thanks so much! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  14:25, February 7, 2010 (UTC)

Hey Code Doggy

My Mommy suggested you might be interested in this, especially the experienced coders only part. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:22, February 8, 2010 (UTC)

I have new messages!

Oh wait. I don't. ... • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 10:19, Feb 8 2010

He was also vote whoring again. Bad puppy. He also chewed up your shoes. —Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 10:24, February 8, 2010 (UTC)

Poopy

Need help if you can spare a few minutes. Apparently the stamp location on the bottom of Jewish Cuisine is not absolute and is dependent on the resolution and monitor. Any idea how to lock it in place for on top of the final section? ~ 18:45, February 8, 2010 (UTC)

I'll have a look at it... Pup 20:26, 8/02/2010

Done, but it has a couple of minor issues. First suggestion is to actually place the stamp behind the text, as there are some browsers/networks that will not allow transparent colours and that will kill the look of this one. Placing it behind will keep the humour without destroying the look. The second thing is the spacing. There are two things that you can do to tweak this. The first is to change the positioning of the image by changing the top: 150px to raise or lower it. (The lower the number the higher it will sit). The other thing you can do is increase the size of the spacer image to push the categories lower. Otherwise should all be good. Pup 22:23, 8/02/2010

Thanks very much. So, how do you place the image behind the text? Is that a DIV attribute? ~ 08:30, February 9, 2010 (UTC)

I have to be honest, I haven't seen any change in the code, though I saw the change in the pic, what did you change exactly? ~ 09:06, February 9, 2010 (UTC)

z-index is where things are in front of the other... a little complex but the lower the number the further back it is. I changed from a "1" to a "-1" Pup 09:44, 9/02/2010

Ah! That's what I missed. Thanks! ~ 09:55, February 9, 2010 (UTC)

Your siggy

I know you'll probably change your signature again in five minutes anyway, but not having the time stamp easily visible drives some of us wacky (I've seen some of the big scary people get on users for that). Could you add that, please? I like to know if I might have a good chance of catching someone who just posted, and also if a question was asked after I answered the previous question or before so I know if I already answered or not. (And if none of that last part makes sense, it doesn't matter--just please show us the time). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:25, February 8, 2010 (UTC)

The use of UTC buggers up my mental clock which is why it's generally hidden. And I haven't changed my sig for ages since this last change, which just has gone through a couple of steps due to a coding issue. Pup 21:51, 8/02/2010

So...

...you have substantially more Unwehr Points than I, the group founder, have, despite being active for much less time. Gotta say, it's kind of embarrassing. Incidentally, you've got UotM all but wrapped up next month. Kudos, dude. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:27, February 9, 2010 (UTC)

I know - CW was a good week or so for me, and the coding expertise helps a little in doing clean-up. By the way, none of my featured articles have been counted as DU before now because, as I have said before, I've been too lazy to work out my points, but now I have you can add them to the total tally of rewrites by DU members that have become features. Pup 06:39, 9/02/2010

Done and done. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:50, February 10, 2010 (UTC)

What's Unwehr Points and DU? DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 19:57, February 10, 2010 (UTC)

Der Unwehr. It's the Unfuhrer is Guildy's sig. Pup 21:20, 10/02/2010

Problem with my userpage

Since you do know some about wiki formatting, my userboxes aren't in a straight line or anything. I can't put any new ones in or it breaks the tables. So, what am I doing wrong? I at least want mine to look nice like Chief's. —Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 04:01, February 10, 2010 (UTC)

Ummm... tell you what - I'm fairly busy trying to do a few different things at once, and I'd rather that you learnt how to do this rather than having it done for you. Have a look at the coding on Chief's page and see if you can emulate it. If that fails then see if you can find somewhere else that has similar formatting to what you like. And don't forget that some userboxes have their own definition of where they want to be. And some really cool people don't even have userboxes on their pages. Pup 05:24, 10/02/2010

User:Necropaxx/Userboxes can help, I think. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 01:29, Feb 11 2010

ATTENTION COLONIZERS: WE ARE RECREATING CREATIONISM

The Bible says God created the world in six days by himself--our crew of talented colonizers can surely recreate an article in a week and a half! Remember, any Colonizer is welcome to work on our current project, which is the Creationism article. But before you begin, check "READ THIS FIRST" at the top. From Sunday, 7 February to Wednesday, 10 February 2010, a hearty crew of brave colonizers plotted a strong course for the article by consensus. We have the beginning of a great colonization, so go forth and colonize to the glory of Her Majesty!

Special Note for Lobsterbacks (i.e. those who signed up but haven't yet worked on a successful colonization). We plan to keep your name on the honored membership list if you make worthwhile contribution to the article or other parts of Imperial Colonization between 31 January 2010 and the end of this project. If your name is removed from the list, you are welcome to reapply when you plan to become active. User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 05:11, February 11, 2010 (UTC)

What you're doing on the above--Yes. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:40, February 13, 2010 (UTC)

Whats up, Pup?

Not spoken in aaaaaaaaaaaaages. My fault for not really being here but yeah. Hows it all going?    Orian57    Talk   11:32 15 February 2010

Not bad. Work, sleep, eat, repeat. Pup 00:26, 16/02/2010

In regard to Unsignpost

In regard to Unsignpost, see here. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  22:37, February 15, 2010 (UTC)

Any comment?

The general userspace has come to the realisation that you have recently usurped the regular writers at the UnSignpost by intending to write an issue. While we are known for our gutter journalism and our ability to create complete stories out of minimal factual information, we would like to get a comment from yourself that we can twist dramatically out of context and show you in the least flattering light. Any comment? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 07:10, Feb 16 2010

I regret to say that there is but one of me, however it is a very fine butt. Pup 07:46, 16/02/2010

Hi Puppy, Have a Cookie

Under user has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

You know why. --UU - natter 09:41, Feb 19

You did WHAT!?    Orian57    Talk   10:13 19 February 2010

While somebody was sleeping I got to 16 featured articles, and currently working on #17, #18, and #19 consecutively. Well, #20 if you count IC, which I don't. Oh, and #21, but that's another collaboration. And also managed to get the most DU points. Isn't it time you wrote another feature? Pup 10:50, 19/02/2010

That's just amazing! It's like you have no real life obligations! I wish I was more like you. ~ 14:10, Feb 19, 2010

carebears pee

It's ready dude, cheers --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 00:19 EST 20 Feb, 2010

"The Carebears"  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  21 Feb 2010 ~ 08:57 (UTC)

{{sigtest}}

How does that /sig test work anyway? I tired it {{sigtest|User:Happytimes/sig}} and can't figure it out...? Sometimes I hate my browser. Does it look ok to you? Should I add more sexy to it?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  21 Feb 2010 ~ 08:57 (UTC)

 ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~ 

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

What browser are you using? It should show up as green block if the sig is okay. If it's too tall then you'll get some red showing on the screen (which is what I have) or too long will do the same thing. Pup 09:11, 21/02/2010

Firefox 3.0.17. It looks like a 2 or 3 pixel high red bar in a green box. (I can see a 1 pixel high portion with my dancing banana's feet.) Is that what it's supposed to do? Shouldn't it tell my I'm ok as a person or something? Thanks.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  21 Feb 2010 ~ 09:34 (UTC)

1. Firefox rocks.
2. That's all it does. The idea is that it hides your sig behind a span that's 12px high and 55 X's long, while putting your sig on a red background. if your sig is taller than 12px (which yours is) and longer than 55 X's, then you'll see some of the red. I've noticed though that sig's can get to about 15px high without an admin getting antsy, so unless anyone says anything, you should be fine.
3. I've tried to create a template that tells you that you're okay as a person, but it keeps telling me I'm a bastard, so there must be something wrong with it. Pup 10:01, 21/02/2010

On my screen it's green with a red outline and says "Why? is the awesomeness!" I'm using Netscape Navigator 1.2. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  14:40, February 21, 2010 (UTC)

You have an image in your sig that's 17px high... I think I see the problem. Oh, and I have IE6 and 8, FF3.6, Safari (PC & iPhone), Opera & Opera lite, and Chrome... I'm not going to start trying to support NN1.2 as well. Pup 20:39, 21/02/2010

Actually, I was joking. NN1.2 has been out of date for well over 10 years. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  23:28, February 22, 2010 (UTC)

I wasn't... IE6 has been out of date for about 5 years and I'm still struggling to support that with my coding. Bloody Bill Gates! Pup 23:35, 22/02/2010

I tend not to use programs like Windows until after they've been out for several months or a year. That way they've (hopefully) worked out most of the bugs. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  23:38, February 22, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the article on IC

Although, of course, as you're an active member of IC, that really works out to self-promotion, doesn't it? But as self-promotion is your usual modus operandi, that works too. Thanks! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  14:42, February 21, 2010 (UTC)

And of course the article following was related to Darwin. One of the links was about a forum dedicated to me, and the thingy on the bottom left was about me, and the DU thing was about me. What else did people expect when they let me loose on UnSignpost? Pup 20:44, 21/02/2010

Dragon Age

Just wanted to thank you personally for the image. Hope you enjoyed all that gay porn. --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 17:12, February 21, 2010 (UTC)

It was my pleasure. Pup 20:45, 21/02/2010

Alone in the Dark

HOLY SMOKE it looks sooo cool. Tell me when you've finished it, I can't wait! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTTIME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAY}} {{SUBST:CURRENTYEAR}} UTC

Your sig

Is far too cool. It also looks much better than mine. As such (and unfortunately) ... Come on. You know the rules! No having a sig which is... Whatever it is... Um. Anyway. Please could you sort it out please. :) Ya can't have it like that. It needs to be within the the size limit. That is not. Sorry. MrN 00:32, Feb 24

More nagging...

If ya list redirect on QVFD use : {{redirect|Stupid page}}. That way there is far less chance of a drunk admin huffing the wrong page. Enjoy. MrN 02:01, Feb 24

Thanks for the advice. I will be giving your huffing fingers a work out later once I'm done with my coding stuff and ready to use it where it's supposed to be. Nominally Humane! some time 02:07, 24/02/2010

(1) Do you know that, when you follow a {{H3}} with a {{H4}}, you don't get a hard break but instead it runs on? (2) Your LOOK AT ME signature convinced me that I LIKE PIE was back under a different username. Spıke ¬  10:26 25-Feb-10

A) I didn't create {{H3}}, and I simply copied the existing code that someone had put together on that page to create {{H4}}. If memory serves they're actually spans, and ideally they should be divs, but to save any issues with the change I'd rather leave them the way they are and just suggest you chuck a br after each one if that's the way you want to do things. ii) It was meant to look like the sig of an attention seeking whore, so I take that as a success then. (I have to actually put together a page of my sig history. Not even I can remember how many I've had.) Nominally Humane! some time 10:43, 25/02/2010

Monsieur Puppy

Your recent sig covers multiple lines and gets in the way of text that is placed just beneath that. Please change that. Thanks. ~ 15:39, February 25, 2010 (UTC)

I'm sure I mentioned something similar not long ago. Hea, it's cool. Mordillo and me just love having to point out obvious points to users who already know them. I guess you just wanted to waste our time (again) and see what kinda reaction you would get right? MrN 16:19, Feb 25

Actually it's a coding issue. It should have come in at about 13px but realised that it's done something funky when placed in certain areas and when viewed in different browsers. It was on my list of things to do as soon as I got a chance. Sorry about that, gentleman. Nominally Humane! some time 19:58, 25/02/2010

Herr Pup

Your recent sig does not meet Uncyclopedia's coolness standards. Please change your sig so that it complies (meaning, above 1 dF (deciFonz)). • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTTIME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAY}} {{SUBST:CURRENTYEAR}} UTC

It's Geek chic - The numbers are the ASCII codes for the letters POTR - which as everyone knows is an abbreviation for Populus tremuloides, which is a tree that is tree native to cooler areas of North America (qv Wikipedia:Populus tremuloides). The Fonz was from North America, making North America the coolest place on Earth, so therefore this is from the cooler part of the coolest place on Earth. And as we all know coolness is another word for popularity, and Populus tremuloides is the scientific name for Trembling Poplar. So I take the u from popular. Okay, maybe slightly more geek than chic. Nominally Humane! some time 00:02, 26/02/2010

Sorry, but number signatures are just stupid, which is why I never use them. 86.854.32.179 00:10, February 26, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry, whoever you are, but I have some news for you... Nominally Humane! some time 00:11, 26/02/2010

Ahem. I said coolness standards, not nerdiness standards. Those you blew right out of the water. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTTIME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAY}} {{SUBST:CURRENTYEAR}} UTC

Edit conflict

I was in the middle of making a whole bunch of edits on Creationism, and when I tried to save, edit conflict. I'm going to try to incorporate your changes into my edit, but if you see something I missed, feel free to fix it. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:10, February 26, 2010 (UTC)

Nothing exciting - mainly spelling and formatting issues. What is your obsession with spelling it enthropy? Nominally Humane! some time 03:38, 26/02/2010

The spelling "enthropy" is a neologism that combines the word "entropy" with "enthrone," representing the concept that entropy is ordained from the throne of God. Either that or it's because I spell with a lisp. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:17, February 26, 2010 (UTC)

I thpell with a lithp thometimeth too. It thuckth thignificantly. Nominally Humane! some time 04:20, 26/02/2010

Yes I do

I always hated the games namespace. This is the point I was making: take a look at our Subprojects. The games namespace was not created as a parody of anything on Wikipedia, and Wikipedia agrees. While each of the subprojects specializes in satire of a different information style, one can't help but notice that Zork began it all and created a snowball effect on a tedious style of cruft. The Zork game we have was created as a parody of the actual Zork game. There are a few other games which are game parodies, but a majority of them are absolute cruft and stray off from disinformation to just plain nonsense. The games namespace is just a little fun corner of the site - or at least some people find it fun. Okay, scratch that, nobody finds it fun. Don't forget what I said in the forum about 9/11 and 2012 at the same time. I think that still remains the strongest argument for deleting the games namespace. If it were up to me I'd delete them all except Zork, and let the kiddies move games to their userspace. Good article so far though! --EMC ^[TALK] 07:16 Feb 26 2010

I always thought it was a parody of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:WikiProject_Adventure_games. (Just because we are LESS lazy than wikipedia in this area doesn't mean we don't parody them.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  26 Feb 2010 ~ 07:29 (UTC)

I agree that it doesn't qualify as a wikipedia parody, but having said that, does that mean we should axe UnTunes for the same reason? I thinl that there is an excessive amount of cruft there, but I like Zork, and a few others in there have decent concept but fall well short in execution. But we've both been clear, and won't be able to change each others minds, so the next step is to VFD cruft, and write quality. Nominally Humane! some time 20:59, 26/02/2010

Wait...are time zones WAY different than I thought?

In east US time, when you put that March nomination, it was about 6PM February 26. You said "It's already been March for 10 hours". /me fails at timezones

Oh, and a random note on my activity, I'll be around on weekends. Still less than I used to be, though.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 01:41, February 27, 2010 (UTC)

That's because I'm not only 11 hour's ahead of Zulu time, I also have my PC calendar out by 2 days - in short, I screwed up royally, and was hoping that no-one would be rude enough to point it out. Nominally Humane! some time 01:43, 27/02/2010

You forget, noobs are always rude. Why do you think we're called noobs and not boobs? We're not nice.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 02:04, February 27, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah. Well so is your mum. Ooooh... feel the burn! Nominally Humane! some time 02:06, 27/02/2010

As long you don't insult HELPME's Daddy. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:50, February 27, 2010 (UTC)

UotM

Wow. I must have missed something along the way or something, but from the looks of it me getting/not getting this is some sort of big deal, or something. Something about OptyC leaving and TKF being a knob and whatnot. I'm kind of confused. In all fairness, though, you deserve it just as much as I do, so yeah. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:10, February 27, 2010 (UTC)

G, I'd suggest you just lay back and enjoy the ride. You deserve it, and you getting it will make TKF cry in his root beer, and Puppy should get it the next month. So you have become a symbol for a few hours/days/weeks, and symbols have no say in what they symbolize. And since you deserve it anyway, it's all good! ~   3:27 27 2 2MX

My understanding is: TKF said something in IRC a while ago, he brought it up in a little war between him and OptyC, OptyC felt as if he didn't deserve the award, shit happened, and now here we are. That is the best summary I ca come up with. But you do deserve it anyway. You both(You and Puppy) should have won it a while ago. —Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 07:44, February 27, 2010 (UTC)

Not an issue - storm in a teacup and you deserve the award. I appreciate it if conversation about the above drama stopped now. Nominally Humane! some time 08:04, 27/02/2010

IC BATMAN HAS BEGUN

ZOWIE Colonizer! Our next colonization is announced: BATMAN. As you're one of the few brave enough to POW take on Batman himself, meaning you volunteered to help do it, you're receiving this special dark knight notice. We are now planning to put together what may well become the greatest superhero WOW of all time! Or maybe a kid who hands players bats. Or maybe.... Get your mind stimulated, flap those fleshy, featherless wings and ZIP! fly out of the batcave and get to colonizing! (Or if you don't care about this overly-dramatic four-color dialog, just go to Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization/project and post your ideas.) Over and out. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  06:10, February 28, 2010 (UTC)

Ha! I beat you! Nominally Humane! some time 06:14, 28/02/2010

Thanks for you ideas; some good stuff there. I'm trying not to get too involved in the discussion because I don't want IC noobs to say, "Oh, Why? wants that and he's in charge, so that's what we should do." I know the oldtimers won't listen to me unless they happen to feel like it. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:48, March 1, 2010 (UTC)

I would repond, but I'm busy not listening to you. Nominally Humane! some time 02:51, 1/03/2010

This kinda stuff

Don't. If you want to get a page deleted then nominate it for VFD. What you did was not much more than page blanking. I ban people for doing what you just did there sometimes. Especially as it's your article you are redirecting to. That kinda sucks bad man, doing stuff like that. Please don't do it again. MrN 11:02, Feb 28

Okay. We'll do it this way then. Nominally Humane! some time 11:58, 28/02/2010

That's a lot better. As your rewrite is totally new it's probably a good idea to nominate the old page for VFD and move your new one over the top when it's gone (as I suggested) as someone could revert it when you are not around/gone but that's up to you. Also there now appear to be two pages on the wiki which are almost the same. What ya going to do about that? MrN 22:16, Feb 28

I actually like to keep the old one in history. As much as I hated it, there is occasionally stuff I have taken from history that has been rewritten but people like to be able to get to what was there. Stereotype is a classic example of that. And as for reverts to current articles - I'm so used to going back through them, and if something keeps being reverted, then it's an indication that work may need to be done on the article.

I'm having trouble with that "duplicate" page for concept reasons. I actually wanted to just go straight into Game:Alone in the dark/Title, but that would mean having the two templates that are on Game:Alone in the dark would either have to be there, which stuffs up the look, or not having them, which is against the whole look of the Game site, and YTTE did a good job with those. So my thought at the moment is to create "cover art" for the game and have it looking like a game box that - when clicked on - takes you into the title screen. So at the moment it's a place holder, but will probably get kicked around over the next 48 hours. Nominally Humane! some time 23:12, 28/02/2010

Well, that's kinda why I was suggesting you nominate the old page for VFD. I'm rather confident that if you did you would get agrement to huff that page and replace it with a redirect to Game:Alone in the dark solving the problem. You would loose the history, but you could request it be moved into your user space if you really care that much. Yea, I know it's a pain, and would be far less effort if you could just do what you did in the first place with the redirect, but unfortunately I can't allow people to start replacing established pages with redirects without going through VFD first. Obviously if you come up with an alternative solution that's great also. So long as we don't end up with two pages which are basically identical (like we have now) then it's cool. MrN 23:37, Feb 28

There it is!

The Alone in the Dark Title Haunted House. I had seen the house and the lightning uploaded a while back and was wondering where it was going to go. I looked on ghost, and on haunted house, and didn't see it, but never asked you. Now it's got all kinds of added things, bats and lights going on and off, probably the best graphic I've seen on uncy. I've nominated Funnybony for 'tatochopper this month--it's amazing he's never won it--but since this is so new I'd be humbled and honored kind Sir to nominate you and your pic for both the month award in March and for VFP. Note, on the article page, with the smaller version, it doesn't move because of the size, so the whole effect of the finished gif is not present. My hands would be clapping at this moment, but they seem to be striking at letters so I will not stop them. ~   12:23 28 2 2MX

I've actually deliberately kept the image as a still on the article page, as it's supposed to look like a screenshot. And the pic is good, but I'd vote against as VFP to be honest, as it's not a "funny" pic, so wouldn't suit the front page. Besides, the reality is that you're looking at 4 pics overlapping each other for the final effect on the title screen, and 3 (I think) on Game:Alone in the dark/Dercretin. Nominally Humane! some time 23:17, 28/02/2010

Puppy, I wanted to nom you for March, but my nom of Funnybony for Feb. was moved to March! It was done late, for legit reasons discussed on MrN's page. He deserved it then, and does now, but just wanted you to know it wasn't me going back on what I said above in this section. ~   11:43 1 3 MMX

Thanks for the write ups

It just occurred to me I never thanked you for the articles about IC even though I really thought they were cool. So thank you for the articles about IC even though I really thought they were cool. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:56, March 1, 2010 (UTC)

It's a tie.

The people have spoken. You get to share the honor of being "Useless Gobshite of the Month" with Dr. Fagthumper.

	Useless Gobshite of the Month February 2010

-- Roman Dog Bird 06:13, March 1, 2010 (UTC)

Condolences. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  23:06, March 3, 2010 (UTC)

THANKS A ZIL

You're freakin' awesome!

--Funnybony 11:55, March 1, 2010 (UTC)

Much better

But I still oppose having my name separated and exposed like that permanently. The only reason anyone would want to read that now to see what this notorious Nachlader did (good thing it not only says "The Nachlader Incident" but also "Before Nachlader"), which I think gives me a poor reputation with users (including the many new users in the years to come) who have nothing to do with it. It also hints that that is all I've ever done worth making aware on Uncyc. There are bigger things to get annoyed with in this world, but this is depressing even. ;( --nldr 22:31, March 1, 2010 (UTC)

I've noticed it before, but never been excited enough to actually look into what the hell it was about. I'll actually change it to chronological rather than topical listing later which will remove all mention of any incident - I've thought before that it rather tends to encourage drama rather than discourage it anyway. Nominally Humane! some time 22:58, 1/03/2010

You're damn right it encourages drama! Everyone's a dipshit and THIS NEEDS TO BE EXPLAINED IN 5000 WORDS OR MORE! I'm going to get my uranium-powered typewriter and badger/knife everyone in sight. (Thanks POTR) --nldr 23:05, March 1, 2010 (UTC)

See my response as head of IC here. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:42, March 2, 2010 (UTC)

Much ass grassy ass

Thanks again for the help on the USP, Puppy. Hopefully, this will be the last week I'm not about too much, and normal service will be resumed shortly (although if you want to continue helping out, that would be cool). But yeah - huge thanks. --UU - natter 13:40, Mar 2

It's cool. I just wanted you to feel more free to spend time with UUette and Mrs UU and not feel that things would fall apart without you. Of course, the second issue I helped on was a few days late - but late issues are a USP tradition. Nominally Humane! some time 20:46, 2/03/2010

God, UU, don't listen to him! I've seen this place when you aren't around: theres never a news paper that is even remotely in date, the pee queue gets way out of hand, New users come and bother me for guidance and Nothing is clean. Like really dirty.    Orian57    Talk   01:14 4 March 2010

I wrote your pee review. Alone. In the dark...

Again, really sorry it's late. Completely slipped my mind.

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:PuppyOnTheRadio/aitd --Matfen 13:31, March 3, 2010 (UTC)

Your Card Number

First, do you really have more useless numbers than me?

Second, I like what you did with my Get Out of Ban Free Card. The only problem is it will always be expired. Is there a way to change the code for the first of the next month, or the last day of the current month? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:06, March 4, 2010 (UTC)

I thought about the first of the next month, but really I like the way that 353 days a year the card will be expired... I can change it to next month, but it will take 14.983 Martian minutes to complete - which we all know equates to 23.784 of your Earth minutes. What was the first question again? Nominally Humane! some time 01:10, 4/03/2010

The current card says it expires 1 March 2010, not 2011. If it said 1 March 2011, that would be 365.25% better. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:14, March 4, 2010 (UTC)

But the card has to be next to useless - 1st Apr 2025 is easy enough to code. 1st May, 2024 is just too hard. Oh, if only behind these words there lurked a ready made code for all this... Nominally Humane! some time 01:23, 4/03/2010

Well, until you changed it, it was supposed to be good for a month. I don't want to lose my month. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:41, March 4, 2010 (UTC)

Tell you what - you do something bananable and then see if your Get out of Ban free card works, and then we'll know the real expiry date. Nominally Humane! some time 01:52, 4/03/2010

User:Why do I need to provide this?/IC Batman Begins User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 03:36, March 4, 2010 (UTC)

Library?

Never heard of it. What exactly is a library? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTTIME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAY}} {{SUBST:CURRENTYEAR}} UTC

A library is a place where people who don't have computers at home go to use the Internet. Also it was these wall decorations called "brooks," or something like that. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:41, March 6, 2010 (UTC)

It's a place where women go with their hair up in a bun and wearing glasses so that eventually they take off the glasses and let their hair out and someone says You're beautiful. Nominally Humane! some time 01:58, 6/03/2010

Nom Whore Says Hi

I saw what you posted about me in UnSignpost. It wasn't enough that I prostituted myself on your user page; now you've exposed my prostitution to the entire community. Does that make you my pimp? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:44, March 6, 2010 (UTC)

Hey! Can puppy be my pimp too!?!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  06 Mar 2010 ~ 03:08 (UTC)

Alone in the Dark

^(O_oO)^ —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 07:13, 7 March 2010 (UTC)

I'll take that as a compliment - either that or you've just discovered the joy of surprise sex. Nominally Humane! some time 07:53, 7/03/2010

Small point. On the opening page the entrance to the game doesn't seem prominent enough, maybe bold and larger. I forgot it was there from last time and pinged the Game Portal, which isn't it of course. Spooky, that Game Portal. Aleister in Chains 22:19 7 3

Done. Link at top as well as bottom, 220% size. Also if you clicked on the image of the game cover that would also take you there. Nominally Humane! some time 23:05, 7/03/2010

Well, yeah, but I just wanted to tell you that that game is one of the most amazing things I've seen on this site. After this, of course —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 22:35, 7 March 2010 (UTC)

Thanks. I've got plans for another one as well, boiling away in the back of my mind, but there's a few enhancements that I'd like to do - if I can -

before I get there. Nominally Humane! some time 23:05, 7/03/2010

For Co-creating Creationism

Featured Article: Creationism

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

---

You served beyond the call of duty to help create this colonization for God and Country. Be proud! And accept this 1/2 feature credit.

King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:16, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

And a special note for Puppy: I noticed that you credited yourself with doing Creationism with IC. It's possible in the distant past (i.e. Al Gore and Great Britain) that everyone in IC who made any edit whatsoever got 1/2 feature credit--I don't know, I wasn't there. But I'm not doing it that way now, as we'd be giving 1/2 feature credit to people who made edits that were all reverted because they were way off topic, or someone who added only one or two words (both those happened with Creationism). In fact, out-and-out vandalism could get 1/2 feature credit, as long as the writer had signed up for IC.

But on the other hand, I don't want to not give an IC member any credit if they really tried.

So the way I'm doing it for Creationism is I'm giving credit on The Big Board to every colonizer who edited. But I'm going through the edits and seeing who I think were among those who made the most significant contributions to the final article, and they're getting 1/2 feature credit. I'm trying to make this as fair as possible (while frankly still being a little generous).

So in the future, I'd prefer you not give yourself feature credit until I give it to you. I'm not worried about you, but want to be consistent with everyone so it doesn't look like I'm playing favorites (even though I am--after all, I gave myself credit). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:04, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

Cool - I honestly didn't agree with the half credit system they had before, and only support it now as a method of encouraging IC membership now with reluctance... However, I need to catch up with UU, and to get ahead of Orian, so I'm taking the advantage of the extra half credit. Nominally Humane! some time 04:41, 8/03/2010

Uncyclopedia:AAN/Adopters

Puppy, I think the size things works much better the way you did it--cool. One suggestion, though. I'd put the colours back (the yellow for admins, green for now adopting, red for not adopting, etc.). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:29, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

It adds the background color for a "Yes", "No" and "MIA" with the template automagically. As for user defined changes... Let me see if I can work out a way to work that into it, but I'm trying to keep it as simple as I can. Nominally Humane! some time 04:41, 8/03/2010

You should do something before you reach 6000 edits

Oh wait... —Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 06:57, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

I wouldn't have even realised... Nominally Humane! some time 07:22, 8/03/2010

I'm the Big Cheese

I'm going to get all Power Hungry sounding here, but while I definitely see the reason for your restoring our dead humour link, as Big Cheese of IC I think I'm thet one who gets to declare which version is the colonized version. If you have a reason for wanting to change that, please check with me first so I can continue to be filled with a warm, power-hungry glow of self-importance. So please let me know if there's a reason you changed it, or I will get all Big and Cheesey and change it back. Thanks. [1]. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:01, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry - I was actually just trying to undo the one edit and must have ended up doing a couple. My bad. Nominally Humane! some time 20:46, 8/03/2010

You have been saved from the next Great Flood where it will rain cats and dogs

The Godly People at Imperial Colonization thank you for voting for Creationism (rightly featured 8 March 2010), and thus supporting America as The Rightful World Power. May God George God and George bless you!

On behalf of IC, I thank you for voting your conscience. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  20:59, March 8, 2010 (UTC)

Help

Hey POTR, I've run into some Wiki-code troubles with my signature. I made a topic in the Help Forum (here) - do you think you could help me out? Thanks. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTTIME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAY}} {{SUBST:CURRENTYEAR}} UTC

Thanks for everything, POTR. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 17:18, Mar 10 2010

Cyclone

After trying to copy the text for 15 minutes with that damn thing swirling all over the place, I give up. Give me the text for the first paragraph please so I can feature it. Thanks. ~ 22:57, March 11, 2010 (UTC)

I just did linky linky on your page for exactly that reason... sorry - a little slow. Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 23:04, Mar 11 2010 UTC

Thumbnails side-by-side

I have just added a third Round Thing to the start of New Hampshire but don't know how to get these thumbnails to go side-by-side. Probably involves some incantation using inline. Ideally, all three Round Things should be in a separate table with a caption above each one. If you know the secret, please advise, or just jump in and do it. Spıke ¬ 12:39 12-Mar-10

I'll look at it when I'm sober, but thinking:

{|
|-
|[[Image:name.ext|caption]]
|[[Image:name 2.ext|caption]]
|[[Image:name 3.ext|caption]]
|}

Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 13:18, Mar 12 2010 UTC

That's some quality Impaired Typing. Thanks; I'll try it. Spıke ¬ 13:32 12-Mar-10

Cept I made a boo boo. Fixeded now. Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 14:01, Mar 12 2010 UTC

I came here to fix it too. It's working now, though I am now stuck on a more subtle point. The light blue background (which I don't want in the long run) shows that I am getting borders or margins on these thumbnails, which I don't know how to turn off; also, I'd like to specify align:top to line up the Round Things. How drunk are you? Spıke ¬ 14:08 12-Mar-10

Done the align - Could try removing prettytable as that sets a background colour. Also something in UN:HAX has something relating to removing the white. Maybe:

{| style="background-color:none;"
!Title 1
!Title 2
!Title 3
|-
|[[Image:name.ext|size]]
|[[Image:name 2.ext|size]]
|[[Image:name 3.ext|size]]
|-
|<small>caption 1
|<small>caption 2
|<small>caption 3
|}

And answer to other question - very. Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 14:16, Mar 12 2010 UTC

close off small tags - sleeping now. Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 14:17, Mar 12 2010 UTC

I see in UN:HAX how to make the borders transparent. But ultimately the light blue is going to go away. What I really want to do is kill the borders, in order to tighten the whole thing up. Code-your-own captions is a solution, but it would be nicer to do it with thumbnails. Spıke ¬ 14:24 12-Mar-10

Screw it! I went the brute-force route, as you set out above, and it's looking okay now. Thanks for the consultation. Spıke ¬ 14:35 12-Mar-10

Sig help

Can you take a look at my sig and see why it's annoying the sigtest, and see if there's a way to keep the content but get rid of the problem? —Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 01:42, March 13, 2010 (UTC)

Because the sigtest isn't perfect, and it plays up when you use small text in it for some reason. (I've changed the coding slightly anyway as part of my experimentation, but same result in the end.) Don't worry about it - I'll have to adjust the sigtest, rather than your sig. Nominally Humane! some time Saturday, 01:51, Mar 13 2010 UTC

What is this "sigtest"? Is it something that I should run my sig through? Rifting Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain - LOB 15:07, March 13, 2010 (UTC)

Javascript

Ya Puppy, thanks for da vote ta put my mug over dere on da front page ya guys control. Put me over da top, tell ya dat. Appreciated. An' new guy, wise up an' go ta church, watcha doin' on a funny clown site on da lord's da forchristsake. Ok, I'm outta here. Fadda Murphy and his lackey secretary Al de'chain

Hey, ive been told that you are one of this site's best coders. Is Javascript able to run here? Rifting Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain - LOB 15:45, March 13, 2010 (UTC)

Yes and no. You can set up personal js for some different functionality, and admins can set up site-wide js, but as for the pages themselves... no. Wikimedia is designed to set up static pages for the most part. Exceptions to that are things like sigexpand, hidden sections, parser functions, and animated gifs. Combinations of all of these things together can create some interactive features, which you can use to do things like Game:Alone in the dark. Most of what you do have access to is different layout tricks, like absolute positioning of divs and stuff, which can be used to create Microsoft Knowledge Base. Anything in particular you were trying to achieve? Nominally Humane! some time Saturday, 22:44, Mar 13 2010 UTC

I was trying to implement this code into the page. http://dragon-codes.com/js/lc.js It would alter the links in the Community bar but only when you went onto my profile pages. Rifting Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain - LOB 01:33, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

I can see what you're trying to achieve, and short answer is no. Longer answer is that you may be able to fake a similar result by pasting a div over the top of the exisitng community bar, but it won't work in all browser/platform combinations (thinking particularly of mobile platforms here.) It would be messy but similar result. Nominally Humane! some time Sunday, 04:03, Mar 14 2010 UTC

Ok, this isnt Javascript but I was trying to add onMouseOver="this.style.background='red' to the div in a menu button User:Rifting/menu/btn. Is that not able to work here either? Rifting Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain - LOB 19:02, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

Well, you've already tested it and worked it out. The best work around I've been able to do so far has been with positioning and sigexpand. Works a little something like this.

New game

                       New game

Please, feel free to play with this as much as you like. Nominally Humane! some time Sunday, 21:08, Mar 14 2010 UTC

Actually, I should add that there are a few little issues with this that I'm still working on, much the same as {{button}}. I'm making all this up as I go along, so please don't expect perfection. Nominally Humane! some time Sunday, 21:17, Mar 14 2010 UTC

All I can say is that I wish my dog could do that. Rifting Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain - LOB 22:22, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

He's your Great Uncle Puppy, so he is more-or-less your dog. But he's my bitch. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:09, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

I'm everyone's bitch. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 03:16, Mar 15 2010 UTC

Ah, you mean I have to share? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:31, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Simultaneous lovin' baby! Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 04:24, Mar 15 2010 UTC

Are you still doing Unsignpost or is UU doing it?

I want to put in something about IC, if possible. I know IC has gotten a lot of press lately, but this time I have something that's actually important. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:49, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

UU is, although he seems to be a little pressed for time. I generally just go in there and add whatever I want to add to it and he then edits it. I think we're a little overdue so if you want to put something in nobody is going to complain, and I'll see if we can get the next issue out tonight (my time). Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 04:28, Mar 15 2010 UTC

Ooops... get my days right... not due till Thursday. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 04:37, Mar 15 2010 UTC

All right. Althought it is Thursday here. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  Thursday, 04:41, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

It must be night-time in Italy then... Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 05:04, Mar 15 2010 UTC

AAN box

I should put this in the discussion we've been having, but I don't remember where it was. I think you said you're redoing the AAN box. I think it would really be helpful if we got the colors back in, especially for whether someone's now adopting or not. Especially considering this is for noobs, I think it would be great to make it as easy as possible. I do see the colors are in for MIA, which is great. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:04, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

I just added something back to the old convo earlier today - I think I have to go back to the drawing board with this somewhat. If someone writes "yes" "no" or "MIA" in the admin/accepting/on uncyc areas it will change colour accordingly. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 05:25, Mar 15 2010 UTC

Yeah, if you could fix it that would be great. Some of us reallt want to be able to put personal messages in the boxes and still have the colours show. Maybe for now you could change it back to your version where everything was as it was before only the margins were different? That's actually what I was looking for anyway when I first proposed changing it to RAHB. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:49, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Hey Uncle I had another Boy!

Here's my new baby Rifting who's already learning from his older brother! Yes, being a man I have to bottle feed my sons. But maybe we can get one of our female relatives to loan her breasts....

So go say hi to your new great nephew! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:33, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Back

I haven't harassed you in ages! Hows it going? hanging? you getting enough clunge? But I don't actually care about that, I'm here on OFFICIAL BUISNESS I have written a rubish article and need you, or anyone, to tell me how to make it better.    Orian57    Talk   06:50 16 March 2010

A new Orian article! Can it really be true after all this time! Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 06:54, Mar 16 2010 UTC

Brace yourself; it may have one or two good lines... I wrote that in like ten minutes on the back of an idea I stole. It will need improvement, not to mentin I feel like hell after just feeling well again. -.-    Orian57    Talk   06:57 16 March 2010

If I get the chance to have a goosey gander at it I will, but don't hold your breath. Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 07:33, Mar 16 2010 UTC

Who created God?

I'm not sure if this is the correct place to reply, but thanks for your comments, they are extremely helpful but I have a few further questions about general editing and if you are able to answer them that would be great.

I'm not entirely confident with the formatting on wikis, but it appears to be a life skill which I will need to acquire so here goes:

Firstly: Thanks for the info about my list names that constituted stale humour, I actually put them in because they seemed to appear in a lot of articles and hence were a required element, rather than a fad that had gone too far. How exactly do I work out whether someone has a place in the article?

Secondly: I actually created this article as a response to the creationism article as one of the links was broken (Who created God exactly?), which I tried to fill with more than the one line article originally presented. However, I wanted the article to reflect a biased and uninformed opinion as much as possible, is this completely unworkable or do I need to make the article seem skewed with a bit of balance?

Thirdly: I wanted the image to draw the attention of the reader as it is quite central to the article and as such am reasonably unhappy about the new format. Is there a way in which I can make it more central without breaking the format of an encyclopaedia as I am generally unskilled with the wiki formatting system.

Also: I am using firefox but forgot to install the dictionary this time round (which has now been fixed), although I did run it through Microsoft word thinking that firefox's spell check was broken.

Also 2: I am very glad that this website is around to distract me from doing actual philosophy... I really dislike Plato's Republic :S

Again thanks for the Review, if I manage to make this article actually funny I could certainly see more pages to come :) --AeroZephyr 00:07, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

About USP

Sorry, I've been running into some getting-here problems lately.

Imperial Colonization Buccaneer Admiral walking the plank!

Actually, I'm looking for a temporary assistant/permanent successor as head of Imperial Colonization. I got put in charge of IC because I kept bugging a certain admin. I'd say, "Why isn't somebody doing this with IC?" and "Why isn't somebody doing that with IC?" So that admin basically said "Why, you're somebody; go do it" (see discussion here). But as you can see, I took on the position planning to update IC, get it moving again, and see it through one colonization. Well, that happened. IC was updated and reactivated and, thanks to some great colonizers, Creationism was recreated in a spirit of cooperation, was rewritten on deadline, was Pee Reviewed and, as a bonus, was voter-chosen as a feature article within about a day of being nommed. Our current project, Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/Batman is scheduled to be written by 20 March, and then we'll begin another. IC is moving...and I'm looking for someone to keep it moving. If interested, please post a note on the IC talk page--experienced and successful users only need apply. Ability to say "ARRRRR" like a pirate is not required, but would be nice. User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 15:55, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

Also you don't need to make this story high on this list--this notice has been sent to all the IC members, and they're the main ones I want to see it. But I do want it in USP in case there's some great user our there who's not already a member of IC. Although I doubt if there is. We have all the best, except possibly one user. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  17:39, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

Ah - this is actually better then what I had in mind anyway. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 20:36, Mar 17 2010 UTC

About your write up in USP--I loved it, but where did that come from? Is there a Ghost in the Machine you got that from? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:01, March 18, 2010 (UTC)

Puppy, also I wasn't thinking--instead of "To apply, contact Why do I need to provide this? on his talk page" I wanted people to post a note on the IC talk page. That's not your fault--I had changed my mind on the version seen by IC members, but forgot to change it here. As it's a template, could that be changed? If it's too much trouble or would violate some policy or other don't bother--as I said it's my fault anyone. But in case it can be done, the link where I'd like applicants to post (in order to keep the IC history together and to let IC members see what's going on) is http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization#Imperial_Colonization_Buccaneer_Admiral_walking_the_plank.21 King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:26, March 18, 2010 (UTC)

My paid work at the moment is selling advertising space to employers who are looking to recruit staff, and part of that is writing professional job adverts. It's a very formulaic thing and something I've been thinking about sporking for Uncyc but hadn't worked out how to do it so that it was humorous. This was an excuse to flex my professional muscle. User:PuppyOnTheRadio/deb Thursday, 21:10, Mar 18 2010 UTC

My Sig

Im proud of it and I feel like showing it off. Like it? LOVE IT? Suggestions?— The Rift (grumble) MUN CPT DAD 17:06, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

I like the way it says "DAD." King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:36, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

I'm proud of mine too. ^_^—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 19:44, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

I have a question: how do I make the word "The" appear on hover with the same trigger as the others?— The Rift (grumble) MUN CPT DAD 22:36, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

I'm glad you're proud of your Daddy (I'm assuming you mean you're proud of your Daddy and not just some signature, however cool it might be). Makes me feel all warm and gushy inside. No, I think that feeling means I need to go to the toilet. Excuse me. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  22:38, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

Something like this:-

-The Rift other stuff

Which is coded as:

<span class="sigexpand">-<span class="sighidden">The</span> Rift <span class="sighidden">other stuff</span></span>

Basically whatever is contained within a sigexpand span and then within a sighidden will be hidden at first, and whatever is within sigexpand but not within a sighidden span will be your trigger to expand it. Hopwe that makes sense. And who edit conflicted me on my own talk page? Puppy Friday, 22:47, Mar 19 2010 UTC

I think you meant to say, "And Why??? edit conflicted me on my own talk page." King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  23:45, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

New song

Hellooooo! The new song upload has a warning at the front about possible coding compromise. Is this a serious warning or just a maybe but most likely not warning? I fear to listen, the same way I should really not have listened at my parents door that one evening, when they thought I was asleep. why does mom moan so? is she sick? 911, yes, please come quickly, i'll open the front door for you On a totally UnRelated note, I've nommed Poop throwing monkeys at VFG and since whoring is not frowned upon there, the monkeys asked me to tell you that they will meet your price. Al de'chain 22:33 19 3 mmx

I'm playing it at the moment and haven't come across any issues. I've downloaded it as background music for Game:Alone in the dark so it's not funny, but it suits the genre of the game I'm sporking. And feel free to whore here - I do it all the time. Puppy Friday, 22:40, Mar 19 2010 UTC

Ok, I'll give it a go and trust you. Playing it. Good, it;sjjSPARKS, FIRE, fdmmvvmij[np NOSIGNALNOSIGNALNOSIGNALNOSIGNALNOSIGNALNOSIGNAL

Nom or Nom and For?

It really doesn't matter because I'm not going to get it anyway, but just to keep the vote total right, was your VFS on me a nom or nom and for? Thanks in any case. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  00:03, March 20, 2010 (UTC)

Nom - recognition of the work you've done so far but with a realisation that you wouldn't be voted in, as the three major contenders were Rabbi, Socky and Chief. I'm slightly miffed that people are voting for Hyper, Guildy, myself and the like based upon the strength of the articles rather than on who contributes most in an administrative aspect. Puppy Saturday, 04:44, Mar 20 2010 UTC

Yeah, I agree. Frankly, I'd almost hate to see you be an admin because it means you'd probably spend less time writing. I like your stuff. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:02, March 20, 2010 (UTC)

Dog Piss

What's the idea of getting in the Top 10 List? You realize if you get one more you'll knock Tagsit and Cajek out of the top 10. Are you sure you want to do that? (Also I'm only 9 reviews behind you). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:39, March 20, 2010 (UTC)

I've been trying to work that out - will I be equal nine with Cajek and Tagsit still equal ten, or does ten drop out because there are two nines? Puppy Saturday, 04:41, Mar 20 2010 UTC

Generally in lists like this, you count people. You would put up a minimum of 10. If two people are tied for 9th place, then there essentially is no 10th--the next one in line would actually be 11th because there are 10 people ahead of them/it. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:05, March 20, 2010 (UTC)

I peed on your article, the smell should go away soon...

I review your article on pee review here. This is my third review, so I'm still learning.--M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 05:02, March 22, 2010 (UTC)

Good review - agree that a text box would be a good addition, but unfortunately Wikimedia limits the capacity to include it - however it has given me an idea. More images would be better but each image takes time to sort out properly - I'll get back to that as well. Regarding the length of the article - too much longer would become redundant. Puppy Monday, 05:23, Mar 22 2010 UTC

I should probably learn that wiki-format isn't some sort of magic box that you can do anything with (i.e "how about have a dragon eat sophia and use it's firebreath to set the article on fire?), but you make it seem that way.--M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 14:20, March 22, 2010 (UTC)

Pee Review

Mind reviewing this? I'll give you a treat if you do--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 19:50, March 23, 2010 (UTC)

Reference to user's own space

Hey Puppy--If I want to send a new user to his own Sandbox, why doesn't it work to code it like this? [[User:<insert name here>/Sandbox]] Or this? [en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=User:<insert name here>/Sandbox&action=create Sandbox]

Actually, I don't care why it doesn't work. What I want to ask is: What works?! Spıke ¬ 01:34 24-Mar-10

THAT TEMPLATE GOT ME! Stupid <insert name here>. OK, sorry about that, continue what you're doing now.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 01:36, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

{{USERNAME}} has a tendency to screw with stuff like that. Are you doing this as a template or something? The quickest solution I have is - if it's on a talk page - User:Puppy/Sandbox will work. Puppy Wednesday, 01:43, Mar 24 2010 UTC

Yes; assuming approval, it will go into a template, replacing the blurb you see when you prepare to create a new UnNews story; mock-up in User:SPIKE/New article intro. In production, the BASEPAGENAME will not be the user name. Spıke ¬ 01:54 24-Mar-10

I'll have another look at it later, but there's no simple answer coming to the top of my head - not a problem I've tried to overcome before, except maybe when I was coding Microsoft Knowledge Base, but there I eventually worked out a work-around for what I was after - I think. Puppy Wednesday, 02:03, Mar 24 2010 UTC

Actually, thinking about it a second longer - I think the template you're talking about is a subst: template. Just do <includeonly>subst:</includeonly>{{USERNAME}} and you should be sorted. Puppy Wednesday, 02:06, Mar 24 2010 UTC

Nope - I'm stuffed. Short of changing the site's js, I can't think of a solution. Puppy Wednesday, 03:18, Mar 24 2010 UTC

BASEPAGENAME indeed doesn't have the weird effects that USERNAME does. But, at least in a page in my userspace, the formulation above doesn't solve the problem. It might, once installed inside a template. Spıke ¬ 02:21 24-Mar-10

That doesn't work, and I should have realised that - stoopid puppy. I'll see if there's another option that I can work out for you, but username is not technically a magic word/variable, so there's limits to what I can do with it. Puppy Wednesday, 03:01, Mar 24 2010 UTC

Well, I went to sleep for a while, but I see you didn't. Let me ask the question a different way. In the instructions that guide a new user to create an UnNews story, is there a way for me to code a link that will open an edit window to a document in his own userspace? If not, I see that there is an article in mainspace called Sandbox that I could dump him into. Spıke ¬ 09:45 24-Mar-10

I'm a moron - what you want is this. Sorry it took me so long. Puppy Wednesday, 10:34, Mar 24 2010 UTC

Yes, that is exactly what you want! But thanks much for all the work in the meantime! Spıke ¬ 11:45 24-Mar-10

Discordianism vote needed quickly and member retirement

User:Why do I need to provide this?/Discordianism vote King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:17, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

Our family tree

This is by User:Pelargonium.

King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:58, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

I did notice this... It has given me an idea as well. Puppy Thursday, 06:18, Mar 25 2010 UTC

Ah oh. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  06:36, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

image question

OK, so I've seen images you've uploaded that utilize the checkerboard see-through background, but I don't know how to create this sort of content, I was wondering if you could tell me how one accomplishes this? Thanks --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 18:13 EST 25 Mar, 2010

There's a couple of ways it can be done. PNG allows you to use transparent sections, and depending on the browser may even be able to handle semi-transparency. GIF allows you to use semi-transparency and animation. I usually use GIMP to edit most of my images - it's free and there's a significant amount of help online on how to use it. Most image editors will support transparency (MS paint being a noticeable exception) and there are other ones that will handle animation. If you need more of a tute I could probably do something but it would take a while. Puppy Friday, 02:55, Mar 26 2010 UTC

That's it?

I was sure there were more of them... Oh well. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 01:19, Mar 29 2010

There are a few "invisible" sigs that I haven't bothered to try adding as you can't see them, and some "in-line" sigs that are scattered through various forums and talk pages, and a number of variations to that I didn't add to this list as it would have been much more repetitive. Puppy Monday, 01:29, Mar 29 2010 UTC

You can never leave.

Ever. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 02:09, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

But I was told I could check out any time I liked. Puppy Monday, 02:11, Mar 29 2010 UTC

Nope. You had your chance, dude. But now we have successfully gotten you addicted to the site. Attempting to leave will initially result in withdrawal symtoms, leading to dementia, hemorhagging, and ultimately a heart-attack-induced death. Or suicide. Or both. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 02:27, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

Pelargonium. PEL-AR-GONIUM. How on earth could you miss the Hotel California reference?! I, for one, am in shock. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 02:47, Mar 29 2010

Hotel California? Is that some kind of weird Mormon thing? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 03:02, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

Hotel California as a weird Mormon thing - I lolled. Puppy Monday, 03:09, Mar 29 2010 UTC

LOL! —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 03:11, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

Please, the only weird Mormon thing here is Necropaxx.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 03:13, March 29, 2010 (UTC)

Ah, you're just too young to remember Nerd42. (Come think of it, so am I.) I am quite unweird in comparison. Really. Also, Hotel California as a weird Mormon thing - I lolled. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 21:24, Mar 29 2010

Roulette

Your newest, laughing and laughing. I went back to vote yes and the nom was gone. Next time, but please, moar and moar, wouldn't it be fun to get the pics way up in numbers. Great context, and you've got it to play with. Oh, I was supposed to come and bribe you to join the frat, but I forgot, and you came anyway. A meant-to-be job, by me, well done. (I see the birth of a new article above, hit cd's/records as "a Mormon thing" Al en'chain 00:15 30 3 mmx

Thanks - I've got a few more ideas that I just need time to implement. As for the above - already have an article idea off the back of that conversation, but it has nothing to do with Mormons or Hotel California, except in a very indirect, PuppyOnTheRadio is free-associating, type of way. I don't know if it will work yet, but I think I can get it there. Puppy Tuesday, 00:27, Mar 30 2010 UTC

Upsilon Sigma Sigma March Newsletter

March's collaboration on Nintendo, our first as a group went really well. You can drift on over to check it out in mainspace. Now onto frat business and stuff. First of all, we need to determine as a group a few things in terms of our monthly collaboration; will it really be a 'monthly' collab, or should we not stick to such a rigid timeframe? Secondly, we need to figure out how we're going to determine future collab projects. Currently we're voting on April's project, but we need to decide if we're going to vote at the end of each month for the following month's project, or if we're going to adopt a rolling queue like IC currently has. I'm leaning more towards the rolling queue idea, but I'd like to get a consensus on the subject. In order to vote on this, go here. I would like to take the time to point out that we are not IC; in fact we're kind of the opposite, whereas they take crap and turn it into slightly better crap, we create the crap that people want the most. Along these lines, any member of the frat is encouraged to contribute to each months collab, not matter how big or small. There aren't really any rules in terms of how we tackle these collabs, so the structure will kind of just spring up.

Ok, the second part of the frat of course is the individual creation of pages from the requested articles list. None of us, myself included, have called dibs on, started, or created any of these pages. I want to stress that this is just as an important part of our group as the monthly collaboration. I hope to make an individual article of my own in April from the list, and I encourage all of you to do the same.

Third, the lesser third pillar of our group, pee reviewing. I would just encourage you guys if you feel like it to go ahead and do an in-depth pee review or two in April.

Well, I think the start of Upsilon Sigma Sigma has gone rather well considering most groups don't get off the ground too well here, and it's all thanks to Aleister in Chains and Pelargonium, who both contributed to Nintendo. Without them, I feel the group wouldn't have gone very far, so please pop over to Frat Bro of the Month at some point and give them a shout out. Also, please feel free to browse the various sections of the group (I spent a bunch of time creating the frat page), and be sure to check the news tab from time to time, I'll be updating that regularly. I'm really looking forward to working with you all in the coming months in making some quality requested articles! --Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 22:19 EST 29 March, 2010

Probably...

...not since, as you know, I don't feel at home where diversity is not the game. It might change though. Also it's about how I use my time. And also, I'm not terribly good with people if they go against what I think is OK. -- Style  Guide 08:45, March 31, 2010 (UTC)

Your German Sig...

...brought a smile to my face. Granted, you'll probably change it in about 20 minutes, but still. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:44, March 31, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, and. . .=

Thanks for your kind words on Wotm. And just now I hit "random changes" and coca cola popped up. I saw the potential in the page, a page from maybe 2005 or '06, checked the history, and still see the potential of the page. Very nice. Al en'chains on the mother ship 1:42 2 4 mmx

How about you then?

I've been missing the Uncyc action and half decided to come back. I brought this idea up again, since it is by far my best one. You're welcome to participate in setting the office up. -- Style  Guide 07:02, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

You do gifs, right?

And what is the truth?

I want to make an image that stands for Multi's Summit of spin, like how Skinfan's USS has their coat of arms, DU has their black cross on red background, etc. Since the "group" is focused on spin, I'd like to make a gif that has something spinning. However, I don't know how to make gifs. Could you do it? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 22:30, Apr 2 2010

Throw some images at me of what you have in mind. I'll see what I can do. Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 22:35, Apr 2 2010 UTC

OK, I'm thinking that in the gif it'll start out with the text in the image (I just liked how the font looked), then spin so it becomes a blur (like Mordillo's Jewriken.GIF) then when it stops spinning, it'll turn into "lies" (I couldn't find a matching image, but you get the idea), and then spin back again into truth. Is that doable? Thanks, POTR. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 00:16, Apr 3 2010

I'll see what I can get done, but RL is making things a little limited at the moment. Nominally Humane! some time Saturday, 00:33, Apr 3 2010 UTC

Okay, the background is annoying me, so I'm likely to scrap it. Second issue is size - the illusion works a lot better if it's a smaller image, but I'm assuming we also want it larger as well for the home page, etc. Animated Gifs don't like changing size on wiki, so I'll have to make a few different sizes worth. I'm thinking 400 x 400 px, 100 x 100 and 25 x 25 just to give us a few different options. This won't work well as part of a sig though, as the shape of it will have to be circular, and that means at 12 px the text will be barely legible, if at all. There's a few technical challenges I have to overcome. Oh, and the final result will be fairly monochromatic, as too much colour will ruin the effect. I'm having fun with it though. Nominally Humane! some time Saturday, 06:16, Apr 3 2010 UTC

Oh, that's fine, I mean for it to be a logo, not part of a sig. Glad you're having fun, I can't wait to see the finished product! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 07:26, Apr 3 2010

UotM

Congrats on winning UotM! Now you have every serious award I've got, and one I don't. OK, so maybe I don't yet qualify for that one yet. Still, I never should have nommed you if you were going to win. But I got my UotM andUGotM first! Pffffft! (Seriously, congrats!) King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:30, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

Also I think you should know I'm feeling depressed. I made a big deal about getting 4,000 edits, 3,000 edits, etc., and was going to make a really big deal about 5,000. But I lost count and went over 5,000 without even realizing. Now I learned that I just went over 6,000 and didn't recognize that either. So what I want to know is, what can I do to fight this awful depression over missing milestones? And are they really that important to recognize? And if they aren't, then why am I making something that's completely unimportant so important to me? Does it really matter to me? Really, I guess it really isn't that important to me after all. Say, I think I'm better now. And it's all because of you. Gee, thanks! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  06:13, April 4, 2010 (UTC)

I'm glad I could help. Nominally Humane! some time Sunday, 22:58, Apr 4 2010 UTC

Moar coding help

Hey POTR, sorry to bug you again, but I'm having a small issue with a template I created. I wanted to make a badge for articles that come out of Summit of spin, and it's working fine (Oh, yeah, I guess I should give a link: {{Summit of spin badge}}), but I'm having an issue with the title text of the badge. The code is there, just like it is in {{FA}}, but for some reason the title-text ain't showing up. Do you think you could take a look at it, see what's making it misbehave? Thanks. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 00:18, Apr 5 2010

Thanks again! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 00:27, Apr 5 2010

You've did it right - didn't close the div, but that's fixed. The problem is with the way wikimedia does titles on images - it works sometimes and doesn't others. I've added in a minor hack that will make the image unclickable but adds the title onto a div that is laid on top of the image. I can add a link back into that later if we need to as well. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 00:30, Apr 5 2010 UTC

Yeah, could you add the link? I was freaking out a little when it wasn't working. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 00:32, Apr 5 2010

I'll have to come back to it - brain has ceased functioning properly for some odd reason. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 00:40, Apr 5 2010 UTC

Ah, thank you, it's working great! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 04:23, Apr 5 2010

Top Ten Toilet Tanks

I told you it would happen. You get your name in the top ten membership of Pee Reviews, you'd knock out some long-sitting members. Oh boy, are you in trouble now. (Seriously, congrats. As of the current count, I have nine to go to tie you). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:44, April 5, 2010 (UTC)

Even in your departing message..

..You're still a vote whore.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 08:08, April 5, 2010 (UTC)

Not a departing message - just an notification that I'm somewhat tied up in RL. (And have I ever not been a vote whore?) Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 08:39, Apr 5 2010 UTC

Ever since joining us in August, Poopy here has been humbly whoring his articles. At least that's what I'm assuming. —Pelozurian (talk) 08:45, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

I deny that completely! I joined in June Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 08:49, Apr 5 2010 UTC

/me talks in New York accent Oh yeah? Well, my friend Billy the Destroyer here would disagree. —Pelozurian (talk) 09:06, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

I am not a whore, really. It's just that I had several features this month, including Game:Alone in the dark, (not to be confused with the article I wrote, Alone in the Dark, which hasn't been nommed for feature yet), Lateral thinking puzzle, (not to be confused with my earlier feature, Lateral Thinking), and Tropical cyclone. I also had Chatroulette nommed for highlight but it got voted down due to lack of images - and issue which I have hopefully fixed now - and a few other minor issues. But the three features I had in March (not to be confused with the other 16 features I had previously - a complete list of which can be found in the Hall of Shame towards the top), and the half feature that I had with Creationism (which was done as part of Imperial Colonization, and is not to be confused with my earlier feature of Intelligent Mathematics) are all up for nomination as part of this months top ten. But nobody could accuse me of being a vote whore or attention seeking, especially when I also managed to get into the top ten of all time PEE reviewers last month, along with getting awarded UotM. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 09:22, Apr 5 2010 UTC

Why, thank you sir for depressing me. I've been here for fourteen fucking months, wrote four FAs and six non FAs, been generally nice and helpful towards almost everyone (yea, 2 or 3 exceptions) and HAVEN'T WON A SINGLE FUCKING AWARD YET. That and the fact that I have given uncyclopedia most of my time, in a way that severely affected my performance at college; my future. • FreddThe Metalhedd • • • 09:54 • Monday, 5-04-2010

See you around, POTR! Come back to us soon! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 22:33, Apr 5 2010

FTM, Robert Mitchum, Kirk Douglas, Peter O’Toole, Richard Burton, recognized as some of the great actors of American film, never won America's Academy Award (Oscar) (Kirk Douglas did get an honorary Oscar). Mohandas Gandhi was widely recognized as being one of the major forces for peace in the entire 20th century, but never won the Nobel Peace Prize. Henry Fonda finally got an Oscar right before he died. So don't give up! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  00:21, April 6, 2010 (UTC)

Albert Einstein never got Playboy bunny of the month. Joe Di Maggio was never given the Nobel prize for literature. Madonna still hasn't won a Pulitzer prize. And yet, Barack Obama won the Nobel peace prize. The prizes mean nothing really - After all, apparently Bi-curious George is still apparently a better illustrated article according to PLS then Microsoft Knowledge Base. Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 00:36, Apr 6 2010 UTC

Albert Einstein was scheduled to be Playmate of the Month for March 1955, following Betty Page (January) and Jayne Mansfield (February). But he became ill with what eventually led in April 1955 to internal bleeding caused by the rupture of an abdominal aortic aneurysm. Knowing they wouldn't get Einstein to pose, Playboy did something it had never done before nor since--it skipped an issue.

Documentation is here and there. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:01, April 6, 2010 (UTC)

See also http://bloganubis.com/2010/02/15/einsteins-naked-women/ and the famous painting "Nude Einstein Descending a Staircase" at http://larvalsubjects.wordpress.com/2009/05/03/when-einstein-met-leibniz-what-is-time-anyway/ and, finally, a photo of Einstein riding a bike naked is at http://www.worldnakedbikeride.org/movie/movie.htm. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:28, April 6, 2010 (UTC)

But is it worth it? Wasting your life if you're not going to get anything in return? What ever, just go vote for my Kurdish Military Industries at the month's top 10.• FreddThe Metalhedd • • • 02:55 • Tuesday, 6-04-2010

Puppy you can't leave! :( Stay! Good doggy. :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 05:03, April 6, 2010 (UTC)

wasting your life... Bollocks. What have I gotten out of Uncyc? Entertainment maybe, but awards - who really cares? Honestly, during the day I normally work in a low paying job doing fairly dull work. But this here, it's my outlet. The point of life is not what you get, but what you leave behind. If the world becomes a better place from my asinine ramblings here, then none of this is a waste of my life. Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 06:31, Apr 6 2010 UTC

But in my case, I might have an exciting, high-paying job awaiting me, and I'm wasting this opportunity being here all the time.. The problem is, I fell in love with this place, I can't leave. Necropaxx or CheddarBBQ can tell you how many times I said I was going to leave for good - 10 times or so, only to come back two days later.. I'm addicted, mate.. • FreddThe Metalhedd • • • 07:34 • Tuesday, 6-04-2010

I had the exciting, high powered job - I'm now happier and more at peace with myself. The reason I'm on a partial hiatus is due to the death of a family member - rich, powerful CEO of a significant finance company. Died in his late 40s due to stress related issues. I'm happier now than I ever was climbing the corporate ladder. I'm not saying don't go for the high paying role - I'm saying that the life you make for yourself should be filled with joy and laughter. Can I stop being serious now? Please? Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 08:55, Apr 6 2010 UTC

BOOBS!! Well, smoking DOES relieve stress.. I've just burned a couple ciggarettes, and I feel much better. For now.. So again, BOOBS!! • FreddThe Metalhedd • • • 10:02 • Tuesday, 6-04-2010

Maybe we should try bursting into flames and fuck this half-hearted smoking shit. Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 12:59, Apr 6 2010 UTC

Just for something different...

Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 13:23, Apr 6 2010 UTC

Thing

Yeah, so you know occasionally you plan to do something, and then when you go to do it, something else happens, and you forget to do it, and then you think you did it, and eventually you remember ages later that you didn't do it at all? Well...

Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful. Eat it quickly before he changes his mind. Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts, and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang.

That's for adding the nipper to my man'ole thing. Ta! --UU - natter 15:32, Apr 6