User:Necropaxx/Userboxes

Userboxes

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This user is constantly PEEING. They apologize for the mess.	♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂	This user will never forget October 23, 2008; the day that Wikia sold its soul. :-S
This user subscribes to the UnSignpost: The Newspaper Made Entirely From Recycled Internet Memes	This user is Mormon and believes all articles will be featured, but there will be 3 levels of VFH. They have a book that could change your life.	23 This user has written 23 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. 23
This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)
7,500+ This user has over 7,500 edits. Duh! 7,500+		Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »	Necropaxx/Userboxes is an UnTunes contributor. Hearing protection should always be worn within fifty yards of them.	This user joined the Folding@home Team, because they give a damn & so should you.
Dieser Benutzer ist ein offizielles Mitglied Der Unwehr. Wir sind hier zu die Schwachen töten und die Starke bauen. Sieg Heil!	BRIGADEGENERAL of Der Unwehr	8687 I have contributed 8687 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team. 8687
MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH	This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.	This user pretends to be an awesome warrior from a mystical land; but is really a sad little nerd person. They take comfort in the fact that you are too.
This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.	pirates do it till you walk the plank.	:o This user thinks the admins are cool and sexy.
This user owns a slick lookin' Sony PSP Woop-ti-doo...	This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.	This user has graduated from the adoption program! Kudos! from Ljlego.
This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets.	This user's IQ is over cheese.	This user is Czechoslovakian and can spell better than you! (List of all Czech Uncyclopedians)
User goodthink U.W.P member. Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.	This user has created 4 userboxes because one liners are easy.	This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 18 years, 9 months and 2 days.
This user reserves the right to completely screw up their edits life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.	This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.	Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense. Sense
This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.	This user rejects the theory of global warming, or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.	CloroxQuest award This user has successfully found Clorox's hidden links.
4 This user has recorded 4 audio files, because they love the sound of their own voice. 4	This user is a spelling Nazi. Beware their grammarsteeq.	This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.
This user is a part of the Missing User Project. You may refer to them as a MUPpet.	18 This user is 18 years old. Woop-ti-doo. 18	teen This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all… teen
This user is Single but is currently stalking someone.	9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07; the day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists. 9/21	This user is an angel.
This user gots a shuvel. Yes they does.	official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here. official	I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be worth something in the future.
This user has been blocked 3 times.	This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.	This user is the sworn Nemesis of <insert name here>.
This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.	This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.	This user misses Dr. Skullthumper.
This user wants to pee in Cajek's hat.	"Fail" If by "Necropaxx" you mean "fail" then yes. "Fail"	This user is a cereal killer.
I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!	This user uses Google Chrome, because it's Google.	This user identifies as straight, and is probably grossed out by gay PDA.
free This user is interested in freethought as they sure as hell don't want to pay! free	RS This user no longer plays RunEscape. Congratulate them on their recovery and welcome them back to reality	LV-2 This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.