User talk:Olipro/Archive1
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Nice audio for UnNews:Haggard still "fabulous!". Of course now there's a file on my computer called "Gaymansex.mp3"...--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:23, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
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Hey there! I haven't talked to you in forever! I'll make sure to have Theo leave you a message! I hope you're doing well!!! Enjoy yourself! and as i haven't much to do...The HRH MuCal. Tayor 
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flyingfeline has awarded you a hug and a biscuit. She would also like to scream hysterically in your ear, but is afraid it would get her desysopped. |
You deserve it a million times more than me, and if you don't get sysopped next time, I'll, erm... be... annoyed. Yes. Beware. -- 
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Hiya, Olio Pro, just wanted to let you know that I wish you a very merry Christmas thingy and a doubleplus A-Okay shiny new year. Cheerio -- di Mario 11:44, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
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Composure1, writer of UnNews and humble servant of Uncyclopedia, sends personal greetings to you [insert username here], on this festival for our glorious god Sol Invictus. While many heathen have long abandoned our undefeated sun god, especially since Emperor Theodosius I banned the holiday in the year 390, I know that you are a true believer like me. So I hope you are celebrating with all the necessary debauchery and sacrifices, and I wish you the very best. Orta recens quam pura nites Sol Invictus! --Composure1 20:06, 24 December 2006 (UTC)
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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!! Hi Oli!!!!!!!!!! How goes it!!! just dropping by...and leaving..but hi! The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!)
Yes, you did well to leave a message. I sent this only yesterday- the 15th de novembre. much after we talked on IRC!!!! well then!!! yayness!
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Zim_ulator has been doing a fine job filling in on UnNews, but you were missed nevertheless. --Composure1 15:51, 30 August 2006 (UTC)
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Tayor has decided to grace you with her presence. She likes kittens, and apparently you too. Yay!! Now hear these words of wisdom, and good bye. |
It won't let me go on Unyc Chat..help?
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...for your vote and kind words for Embracing Mediocrity. I'm stunned to see it front-paged in just 3 days from completion. It's very gratifying. :) ~ T. (talk) 03:48, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
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So what is your theory on red links? I mean, I was under the impression that links are supposed to, well... LINK somewhere, haha. I can see adding links to things that one could potentially write an article about (say "Michael Jackson", if such an article doesn't already exist), but to do so for mundane words like "behavior" or "severe" seems rather excessive. I was commenting specifically to Zim_ulator about it because he "tidies up" articles by inserting a slew of links into them - some of them are ok, but a lot are not. 10 different red links in a single short UnNews article just seems excessive IMHO. We could move this discussion into the Village Dump by the way to see what people think. --Composure1 20:51, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
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I did some more audio, but don't know about podcast stuff: can you let me know if there's somplace else I should be posting the links beside the fron page template? oh, and are they ok? I was purposely sloppy with my recording technique. 
Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 23:16, 13 May 2006 (UTC)
Oh, and I was thinking... Rev_zim's Weekly Sermon" or something like that, to earn my pay as Chaplain. What to you think? Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:15, 14 May 2006 (UTC)
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Thanks for the info, Oli the Pro. Now, whether I can use it is another matter. But I think you'll find that for dry, absurdist comedy about politics in Washington not involving Iran invading anything, Sir Weasel has the goods. I just told Todd Lyons to consider me for Washington Correspondent, and I'll tell you as well. Look, I just want more titles.
And, is there a trick beyond actually looking into things and figuring it out myself to reading UnNews articles to .ogg and uploading them? Aristocratically, Cornet Sir Wilde Weas'l KUN VFH FP (Witty Remarkes) 02:33, 13 May 2006 (UTC)
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Senor Pro, I haven't been around here much lately, but check my user page for a background in who I is. Now, I want to be an asset for UnNews. I realize you don't run UnNews. But I now need your assistance to help give me the encouragement to be an asset to UnNews by letting me in on the secret of "featuring" articles (in lieu of pay, of course), because the method has changed since I was last around. I'll be cc'ing other UnNewsers, and the more interest I garner in my inability to figure out wikicode, the closer I'll get to getting my tautly written articles (UnNews:Bush Ecstatic To Have New Pen Pal in Iran, UnNews:Moussaoui Granted New Trial) the column they deserve, the more likely I'll be to write some more good stuff. Thanks. 2nd lt. sir wild weasel kun vfh fp 
sex & violence! 02:16, 13 May 2006 (UTC)
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Just wanted to say "nice job" on the podcast of the story and your humorous additions to it --Composure1 21:58, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
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Hi, I just saw your greeting on my discussion page. Yes, it was Seamus Heaney that just popped into my head when I first registered, and I figured Seamus Mahoney was as good a name to be using as any. How wrong I was. Never mind; it's the articles that count!--Seamus Mahoney 12:09, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
One of Seamus Heaney's poems:
When I was a child, on a farm
I picked a great big load of blackberries and kept them in the barn
But because I didn't know about refrigeration or jam-making
They all went off. --Seamus Mahoney 12:36, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
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Ok, I'll go through and edit my recent article templates as you described. But perhaps the default template that links from this page should be fixed. That's where I went to click on "Create New Article" and used the default template generated there. I will use the one from the main page now, but I think that other one should be corrected so as not to cause confusion. https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Help:How_to_write_an_UnNews_article
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You can do whatever you want with it, it was kind of stupid anyway. Bassically the whole thing began when I was jocking with friends who rememer Lawrence Fishbourn's early career as Cowboy Curtess, which led to a speculation of what it would be like if Pee Wee was the Neo character (you would probably have to have seen the original Playhouse series to understand the begining and last scenes, the intermediary scenes are remeniscent of hist Big Adventure, of course). And it was just funny having him put on Agent Smith's glasses.
If you want any final words, well look at this. -- 69.248.43.27 05:20, 15 April 2006 (UTC)
- I see, but in their case, that little script adds to the humour, rather than acts as the basis of the humour, and that's the fundamental difference --Olipro
Co-Anc (Harass) 12:58, 15 April 2006 (UTC)
I think the script is hilarious. Keep it, man. --PiOfFive 01:39, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
(Harass) 02:15, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
- Why not? It's funny enough. --PiOfFive 02:23, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
- That's why I dont like the NRV system. Just because an admin doesn't think something's funny means it gets deleted. --PiOfFive 04:00, 16 April 2006 (UTC)
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zim_ulator thanks you for featuring his article UnNews. Maybe he'll get off his lazy ass and present you with a suitable award, but for now this will have to do.
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On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! |
Here's the award I promised, better never than late. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 23:27, 13 May 2006 (UTC)
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Isra1337 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
for cleaning up the cabal subpages on deadendpages. And wow you are anal about your talk page. :) ---
Rev. Isra (talk) 03:18, 13 April 2006 (UTC)
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Hey, I like the update you put on the Tip of the Week section of UnNews. That should be a very flexible space, so it can vary from gambling odds to stocks to other similar things. I like it! -- 
18:42, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
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Tompkins has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
Thanks for your help with that image... that I can't find the link for. I figured that since I'm allowed to give out cookies, I should give one to you. 
t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:08, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
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What's so wrong with it? It took me quite some time to make it, I would be really disappointed if it was deleted... 81.207.150.234 10:31, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
- It's factual content, that stuff belongs on Wikipedia, if you want it to remain, then make it funny. --Olipro (Harass) 14:08, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
- Factual content? You must be joking. :) I don't know how many times you've been in a metro, but I never had to walk when I took the metro. 81.207.150.234 18:32, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
- OK, allow me to be more blunt; it's not funny, and in fact, varying portions of it appear to be factual, and/or aren't blurring the lines of reality sufficiently such that it can be found amusing; a single concept, backed up by logical, non-humouros content is not funny in the slightest. Spelling sucks in places too --Olipro (Harass) 19:55, 3 April 2006 (UTC)
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Oh, I'd definitely label me-self a grammar Nazi. Actually, I'm a member of the Grammar Gestapo (we also do alliteration). --Major4 
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Thanks for making my contribution to the list even more funnier. I really like what you added. I hope you come up with more ideas for the list soon. They will probably help me get inspiration for more ideas for the list myself.Toonmon 04:15, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
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Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
I appreciate your vote for War on Humor. Well, even if it looks like you were just voting for Xiao Li's vote... still. I appreciate the help, anyway. Cheers.--<<
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brilliant rendition of steve jobs --Chronarion 06:55, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
- wow, I feel special, I'll never wash this
handspace again! --Olipro 15:47, 12 March 2006 (UTC)
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Your new coverage of the Insane Jester incident was a great service to Uncyclopedia, and I give you my thanks. In addition to your general hard work at UnNews, I award you with my first-ever cookie. Cheers!
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Bradaphraser has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
--<<>> 19:37, 1 May 2006 (UTC)
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I was thinking of doing an UnNews Midnight Bulletin (GMT), summing up the days events and being broadcasted onto IRC. Because I cannot be arsed to stay up till then, maybe we should write them before, get a bot to post them, and get someone like Brad to read it. I could do saturdays, normally I suppose. ANYWAY - here is a sample for UnNews (on Uncyclopedia), and a more IRC feely version (for #unnews). I was just making it up as a test run. Pls get back to me ASAP replying YES/NO and comments.
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It's all in the subject box, so don't bother reading this. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 20:42, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
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Two more .ogg files uploaded, do what you must. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:21, 27 May 2006 (UTC)
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Yeah, I noticed your message before I logged in. It seems I forgot to log in before I restored it. --
Kaizer the Bjorn takkun 
(nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 12:26, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
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Congratulations, you've won the Goldstein Award for May. I added the template to your user page at the top; move that wherever you want. You also get promoted to CUN (Commander of the Order of Uncyclopedia). Again, congratulations! —Hinoa KUN (talk) 22:22, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
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If this is thy talk page, please note that thou art deceased. The great and noble knight Xiao Li |
I am disgusted by your lack of cooperation in removing inaccuracies from Uncyclopedia.
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Sir Xiao Li CUN VFH NS (Talk)[citation needed] 01:40, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
You're just begging for the UGotM award ain't ya?
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If this is thy talk page, please note that thou art deceased. The great and noble knight Xiao Li |
UGotM npmination? Yes, please. -- Sir Xiao Li CUN VFH NS (Talk)[citation needed] 03:37, 6 June 2006 (UTC)
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Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
--Olipro 
Anchor CUN (Harass) 11:58, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
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I haven't properly thanked you for your nomination. So, thanks for you comments about my prolific output, nom, and vote. I've decided "you jazz" sounds kind of stupid, so I'll salute you with a Happy Toke! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:34, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
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I added some comments to the three lead templates, hoping to reduce confusion about shuffling stories when replacing a top lead. Let me know if you think my comments are ok, would you? Thanks Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 20:30, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
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Check it out and edit if you'd like... I await you're approval for airing. Or, if you'd like to do the audio, that's great too. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:37, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
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1) Oli: The thing at the top of this page doesn't work right.
2) I found this picture and and thought of you...so I edited it. --The Zombiebaron 02:59, 25 June 2006 (UTC)
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...for the template thanking me for my vote. Wonder if I should make a template for this? -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
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"You rock!" ...and are NOT a smeg head Thanks for supporting me as an admin. I hope I can live up to the huge expectorations of Uncyclopedia and UnNews.
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Okay, so I'm not sure if I've given you one of these yet Oli, but in anycase:
This user has recieved a Zombie slave from Zombiebaron for obviously doing something to impress him. Zombieminions must be fed thrice daily on brains or cheese and can be expected to serve you like a slave.
I award this for Olipro due to the fact that he fixed my userpage up real good, and cause he's just generally a good guy. --The Zombiebaron 19:12, 10 September 2006 (UTC)
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Just after you stormed out of #unnews, I noticed something:
[9:15pm] Hinoa: "We experienced a timeout connecting to this feed at this time. Read timed out" [9:17pm] Hinoa: Oh, and furthermore: "Error parsing feed: Invalid XML."
It won't let me submit the podcast to iTunes unless it's valid XML. So get on it. —Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA [TALK] [KUN] 01:19, 15 September 2006 (UTC)
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Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
Gratzie!
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PodCast Info this webpage is wrong. It's at the top of the UnNews Page next to Audio. It says that we are only in .ogg format, and plug ins need to be downloaded and stuff like that. If you can get a hold of that and change it, it would be nice.-- Sir Severian 
(Sprich mit mir!) 
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I confess, I desecrated the UnNews main page! Please stop with the comfy chair and the soft cushions (have you got all the stuffing at one end?). I must have ignored an ingorable policy, of which I was ignorant, due to my ignorance. I won't do it again... probably. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:00, 26 September 2006 (UTC)
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I have saved Blank Page from the bottomless pit of removed articles. Or at least reverted it from a redirect. It's one of those acceptably short articles, I think! Just thought I'd let you know... or something. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 11:26, 27 September 2006 (UTC)
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Sorry for acting like a jackass on IRC today. I've just had a really hard day, starting at about 8:30 when the seventh fire alarm this month went off. —Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA [TALK] [KUN] (18:01, 27 September 2006 (UTC))
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Hi Oli,
I suggested to Zim to put the unnews award template on UnNews main page, like the writer/noob etc on uncync main page. He basically agrees and kicker me over said I should consult with you regarding the execution of me it. So, whatdaya think?
Thanks!
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GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 08:03, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
- I think that if you cut down the last day (i.e., showing news from only the last three days and not four) you'll have enough space....
Another idea I was toying aroud with, what do you think about adding "Ask Your Rabbi" (like the ask hal/cathulu) bits? -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 13:42, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
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This is the Uncycloversity idea I was talling about. I thought it could use your perspective in finance and/or speculation User:zim_ulator/Catbox#Speculative_Reincarnation. Thanks for any input. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 20:49, 29 September 2006 (UTC)
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I just do! Leave it at that...
Template:Listen is wrong, the link to help goes to .ogg help on wikipedia. what do we change it to?-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 16:07, 5 October 2006 (UTC)
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Arigato gozaimasu for your vote, you recieve a gracious and/or and/or beautiful gift.
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You have been awarded a Zidanese Ninjastar
Forged out of pure Ununbilium metal, you must have really pleased me... – 'NeoZidane CUNT |
NeoZidane CUNT
Headbutt extraordinaire
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соединяйтесь! 17:23, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
PS Can you fix my sig? It looks really FUBAR with the datecode like that
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zim_cast... now that's funny. I don't know whether to laugh or vomit. I know I've been scarce lately: the real world (or meatspace, as I currently call it). I will tell my wife, and when she's done moaning and wretching, we'll discuss it over Crumpet Berry Bagels. I have this friend who told me to use him if I want, so maybe I'll ask him to do something, even thought he's a filthy heathen and is unworthy of Uncychosis... heh, I think I've just invented that word... and several butchers aprons. I'll try to pop by IRC when I'm up to extended conversation. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 18:56, 21 October 2006 (UTC)
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THANK YOU Thank you for supporting my image on the VFP |
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This user raises their own chickenbox. |
The userbox can be editted to your choice if you decide to us it. Again, Thank You ^_^ 
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Quick note of hello.I've been philandering about lately and haven't been able to talk a lot. I've also been in a middle school quite often checking out the teaching scene with pre pubescent bastards...So Hello, how's it going?-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 02:54, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
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I noticed that the UnNews Main page history shows me as adding something about "the sun never setting on UnNews", but I don't remember doing it... could it be someone hijacked my zim_ness? Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:55, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need it now, You know what to do. ~Premier Tom Mayfair |
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...are a bad man, and you made me cry salty man-tears. Shame on you.
YnnaD 23:30, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
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Freewebs is telling me it wants to verify your email, or it won't upload any more of my files... bastards.... Is it still Olipro@gmail.com, because they couldn't verify it. I tried changing it to zim_ulator@yahoo.com just to make it shut up, but it didn't work. Cheers... Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 19:55, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
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Premier Tom Mayfair does not share in your pagan ways. Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing. Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь! |
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Would you please check http://members12.freewebs.com/ and make sure your e-,mail addy is still registered? I got a bit of a bad time about it a couple of days ago.
Also, I'm thinking I'll extend the size of cast.xml to include 50 files. I've uploaded about 40 audios for new articles in the last 3 days, so I think 20 is too small. Cheers. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 21:51, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
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Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW! Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church |
May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings.--<<>> 17:35, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
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Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd | 
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--Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 16:14, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
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flyingfeline finally gave up on Tesco and started making her own Christmas cards. Oh joy. Sorry if the glue sticks your fingers together. |
Have thee a potato in a hat and a chocolate santa. Innit. -- 22:59, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
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Happy Holidays* from the Holiday Turtle! May all of your Holiday wishes come true! (*Designated holidays may include, but are not limited to: Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year's Eve, and the Winter Solstice) |
Jesus! How the hell do you edit this thing!? Oh, there we go. t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:38, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
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zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me! the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)! |
I hate your talk page, but I still think you're sweet. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:42, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
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I don't know how active you are, but I came up with an idea yesterday. You see, remember the UnNews Bulletins we did for a short while? Well, I don't know about you, but I thought we could automate the whole process with an IRC bot. I am fiddiling around with a nice PHP implimentation.
If you are active, and interested in this obviously exciting proposition, then give me a buzz.
See you soon,
--The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 19:57, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
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Thanks for your attention to the above matter, and for the incontinence of your perpetual smock. Kindly take up your sanitary pedastal and wink to dogs your revenge upon the Porshe and Volvo set.
Welcome back from holiday, if that's not too ironic a thought. I'd have missed you, but I'm further back in the cave now (it's flooding, and my Pict friends are getting rather nasty about sharing the loo) with an aging and ailing PC, my brother is a fuck, I'm a gimp, my brother-in-law is a perfect shitcake, I'm having treatment, and La Fontaine's elk can get naughty. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:02, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
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Boothman was throwing away last year's Arsemas cards, and realised that only faggots celebrate Arsemas. This user thinks you are mediocrity personified, and URGES you to have a Furry Arsemas...TO-DAY!!!! |
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You have been recognised by the LAFTA awards committee for your services to Uncyclopedia. Here is your trophy:
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LAFTA
This Lifetime Achievement For Total Awesomeness award goes to Olipro for being the indisputable UnNews Czar. Excellent Work! |
Congratulations!
--The Rt. Hon. BarryC MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 00:13, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
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Actually, we did speak after the holidays on IRC. You were pretty snookered, though, so I'm not surprised if you don't remember. You were your usual humourous self, except more apologetic because apparently you thought you were too drunk to realize if you'd actually insulted anyone... quite funny indeed. I'm glad to hear you had a good time corrupting your son in my fine god-fearing country, and happier now that you're home, so you can act normally and not be arrested for it. I'll try and log on IRC more often, so I can hunt you down. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 21:55, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
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ONLY 1200 QUID!!!-- 17:29, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
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How do you get that awful effect with your voice track? Welcome teh fuck back to the audio scene, dude... we've missed you :D Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:30, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
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YOU'VE BEEN HOZED!!!
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In case I have to leave IRC, could you look into freewebs and see why it won't let me upload? I made a change to the index page which they requested, and I thought that would fix it, but apparantly not. thanks Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:29, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
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I wanted to tell you, I'll be working on my PC, and hopefully ordering another, but meanwhile I can't do the podcasts. I'll continue to do headlines unless my PC shits the bed completely, and I'll do audios when I can. Can you cover that for me for now? thanks Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:56, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
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Cheers!! Hi. Dave here. I just wanted to take the time out from my busy schedule to thank you for voting for UnCameron in the VFH elections and reward you with this rather fetching rosette. We had an encouraging voter turnout of 25. Go electorate! Now the hard work begins. I promise to put my beliefs into practice and make this website a bluer place (and greener. Mustn't forget the environment. We have a tree now). Once again, thanks. – Dave
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LORD FLUFFY, WHO RAINS FIRE FROM THE HEAVENS, HATH GIVEN THEE THE GIFT OF PIE. |
Viva la Floyd! Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 15:09, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
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Dear Olipro!
I'm a Sysop and Bureaucrat in the German Uncyclopedia. We will start a German UnNews and I'm the main contributer, but I have a big problem. Nobody has a bot in the German Uncyclopedia and so I have to make one. And now my question to you. Can you send me the python script about the Template:StoriesListBeta(-function)? Please, because it will help us very much. Greetings Tomsen 18:18, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
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The Premier has awarded you a coupon for 50% off of 1 child with the purchase of 3 children at equal or lesser value!! |
| Presented for your vote and getting Walgreens Drug Store featured. In Soviet Russia, thanks YOU!! Offer Expires 12/21/2012 |
02:33, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
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Shalom! Yum! You've received a basket of delicious fresh bagels from RabbiTechno! Lekhaim! מזל טוב |
RabbiTechno 11:05, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
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Hello.--Mr. Alberto "Letters" ℜwg ☃ FU ☃ 17:04, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
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This image needs a home... So here, you can have it! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:18, 17 Apr 2007
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And all that stuff --
02:16, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
First task: Unban yourself. Second: Ban a blanker. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:18, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
Don't ever change. Except that shirt. Change that shirt. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:05, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
- And make sure you drink much much more beer! You'll need it! Congrats! ~
08:26, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
- And make sure you drink much much more beer! You'll need it! Congrats! ~
Yeah... now I've actually got to pull my weight and shit... damn :P --Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 03:12, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
- CONGRATULATIONS! Let's celebrate with your first joke ban to Dark Apostrophe. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
- Congratulations on joining the ranks of the great unwashed.... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- WAHEY! Muchos congrats, have a biscuit. --
11:39, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
- WAHEY! Muchos congrats, have a biscuit. --
- Congratulations on joining the ranks of the great unwashed.... -- Sir Mhaille
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I apologize, i am farely new to this and i figures "hey. Bobby Lee's the shit yet there is no article on him" so i figured i'll make one. I've read though most of the beginner guide and i hope to eventually make contribution to this website. I guess i will have to refine my work. Thank you for your time.
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I'm kind of new here and i just figured out how to respond...literally a minute ago. Sorry for the Cosby thing, working on it. Thanks for your patience. - Hell0ihateyou