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Thanks for Your Positron Vote..

Fer the ADHD article. I appreciate it. Haven't figured out how to make thankful templates yet so you'll have to settle for this:

SuperFunBanner.jpg --Flipwits


"Wump!: as the wombat said to the non-wombat. In fact, "Wump!" was just about the only thing he could say, since the English-Wombat/Wombat-English Dictionary translated all of English to the one word, and vice versa. F.N. Wombat 19:25, 14 August 2007 (UTC)


Why did u delete my artic on puck?

Depends which one it was? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)


Hey, sorry if I'm doing this wrong but I was wondering if you could check HowTo:_Talk_Like_a_Religious_Fundamentalist_on_the_Internet and tell me if I should bother continuing it. I'd be very gratefull. Thanks

--OZ Nerd 11:27, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

Hi, I've tidied it up a little bit, made the images more of a feature and broken it up into a few more sections. Overall I think its a nice little article, if this is one of your first attempts at an article here you should be very proud. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)


I noticed you put my ADHD article up for voting as a featured article... I'm still a bit fuzzy on exactly how that works and how long it takes for one to get voted on... Could you please explain it to me? And my next article is "HowTo:Write a Harry Potter Ripoff", in case you're interested. Thanks much!


Damn, I feel really stupid now, re-reading that... Back then, I thought "_NOTOC_" meant Notice for Feature or something.

~~Chastises Self For Past Noobage~~

--Señor Flipwits Earl the box.jpg 125px-Flag of Mongolia.svg.png 800px-Jolly-roger.svg.png >>>Vocalize!<<< ~~Make Good Job of Reading~~ 15:38, 31 August 2007 (UTC)


You made #1 runner up!! It WAS a good article! Bet it'll be on vfh soon--Sir Shandon GUN.png (Talk) (Trophy Room) 04:32, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

Ah HAH! I *told* them to do that. Oh, Deepak & James: To Pink Or UnPink, that is the question, eh?--Sir Shandon GUN.png (Talk) (Trophy Room) 15:09, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

Hello to you, too.

It's nice to know there are people who remember me (because I don't remember them)!

Don't worry, Mhaille, I remember you. Thanks for the re-welcome. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 00:42, 24 July 2007 (UTC)

Old Oscar Wilde

Do you have a copy of the old Oscar Wilde page saved somewhere? I miss it.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)      03:34, 24 July 2007 (UTC)

Its stored within the database. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Take a look at this...

What do you think of this crud?

I know it's in a userspace, but those images...

--The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 13:29, 24 July 2007 (UTC)

I can tell you about

doors, not just ones that sigh. I'll take your advice and let you know when I get back. Thanks for the warm invite. It will keep the ice chilled for my safe trip.

In French: Why bother showing someone the door to the left, if on the left there is already a page for The Doors? I will nevertheless take this advice in the broader sense, and write about music and bands. For that I will need to have a smoke first, and so will also be writing about drugs. As the person right above this message is already sighing with excitement - before I hit the save button - not aware of doors that sigh, I hope to also find a way to write something to pay my depts to Douglas Adams.
In German: The French always find the longests sentences with the longest words to say things like 99 and what's this. See also, four twenties, a ten and a nine, and que est ce, que ce est

Hey There

Yeah, seems I'm having a bit of an issue with VFH, commonly known as "Not Knowing What the Hell I'm Doing". Honestly, I have no clue where to begin in this place, hence my futile hope that someone would adopt-a-noob me.

As much as I hate to impose, would you mind showing me a few of the ropes?

A-slice-of-cake 19:20, 24 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks so Much for Your Help

People here seem to be very welcoming :) I can't wait to get started here. I'll be sure to take your advice (I know I'll need help at some point). I'll do my best to be funny, and not just stupid ;) Well, see you around, I hope. :)

Horses4Ever 23:02, 24 July 2007 (UTC)

Yep....its a fun place to be. Out of interest, do you have anything to do with our equine brothers and sisters? :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
What exactly do you mean by "equine brothers and sisters"? Horses4Ever 02:54, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
Just presuming you have horses, I've got three, well two and a half (one's a shetland). :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
I don't own any :( But, I ride. There are a few pictures of the horses I ride on my wikiHow user page. :) Horses4Ever 13:46, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

Catch Me if You Can

Is a wikipedia page. It was meant to be caught and rewritten by someone funnier. Thanks for doing the catching part. Now Google and unicycles will not find it again. Please see my user page for of a full list of candidates for deletion of the pages I have added in the past few days.

--Ohadaloni 10:36, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

Hi, sorry I didn't catch your message earlier. The reason it was deleted was that it wasn't really an article. If I remember correctly it wasn't even a paragraph, which means that either myself or one of the other Admins would get around to deleting it at some point. If you intend something to be a work in process add the Construction Tag, which may give it some chance of survival whilst you work on it. The best chance it has is, of course, to keep writing, maybe add an image or two, and turn it into an article worth keeping. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Sorry I'm late. I had to attend the reading of a will. I had to stay to the very end, to find out I received nothing. With the new IP rules, this advice will be taken very seriously henceforward.

For continued excellence in contributing to the site...

And most especially for making the Oscar Wilde article not suck, bestow unto you, Mhaille, this, the 26th of July, the illustrious

Feather in Your Cap Award

This person has done something very helpful for Uncyclopedia, and thus is deserving of a Feather in their Cap. Respect this person.

award, with all honours and privileges appertaining thereto. You probably should have gotten this a long time ago for something bigger or more important that you did, but hey, better late than never.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 16:31, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

Johnny Borrell

Hi, my Johnny Borrell article is done, but is currently here, on my user page, not the main server. Should I copy the text and create it on the main server or should I leave it to the admins to check it and sort it all out? Cheers,

--Johnny Borrell 17:18, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for putting it up

--Johnny Borrell 12:41, 28 July 2007 (UTC)


cheers for the help im sorta new an i wront like massive pargraphs on shoes (globes) for some reason LOL anyway just saying cheers for the help and all --SamuelLim 12:38, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

I Need Help!

If you can, could you please tell me how to create a signature? Thanks! The Pwnt Irishman 10:06, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Just follow the handy destructions at Uncyclopedia:Welcoming_Committee/FAQs#Signature -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

I'm trying, but still struggling. Yes, I am a moron. Any ideas? User:The Pwnt Irishman 12:54, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

I've put a basic signature together at User:The_Pwnt_Irishman/sig, if you follow the rest of the instructions and link to that it should work. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Maybe so, but how do I get a signature like yours? And how do I add colours and etc. etc. etc. Thanks for your help so far, though. {{User:The Pwnt Irishman/sig}}. 13:37, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Have added a nice little tricolor for you. Can you check you've followed the instruction in Your Preferences? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Thank you very very much! I understand it NOW! Thanks for the help! --The Pwnt Irishman! Icons-flag-ie.png(Discuss your hatred for the Unionists!) . 14:20, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Laura Ingalls Wilder

Thanks for working on the article, adding links and whatnot. My sweet Jesus but it's turning into a long piece -- by the time I add Little House in Misery and a Rest Home and ...on Pluto it will be the longest article I've ever attempted. ----OEJ 17:06, 29 July 2007 (UTC)


I just got D-Lined, whatever that means. Now I can't get back on Freenode without spoofing an IP, which I can't do. Help!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:09, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Do you detect a slight scent of curry flavored yogurt?

Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:11, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

many thanks

If you look carefully at the logs of that image box, you will see I have already stated clearly none of the vadalism threats were real. If this is diffcult, let this be a re-iteration of this statement, for the record. Thanks again for everything, and for your understanding. I hope you stand behind your words and do not take any personal offense at any of these events. Thanks again. Ohad 11:02PM IL time, 7/29

I smell ban evasion!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:10, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
No worries Ohad. I would have loved you to have settled in here and added your own humour to the mix we have here. Good luck with wherever life may take you. Thanks for all the fish. And the smiles. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

User Profile awards?

Isnt there some kind of an award that has the best profile for a user? --Nagis 07:57, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

BTW, my signature is noobish, still trying to figure that out


Sorry, I didn't know I was only supposed to vote for one. But if you want me to nominate you, I'll gladly do it. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif

Nah, only joking mate. Its the WOTM I want. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

What did I do?

my ip is you banned me and I don't Know What I did.


Have a look at the contributions for that IP. [[1]] -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Woo hoo!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:02, 30 July 2007 (UTC)


Dali Glass Trophy.jpg The Non-Official User Page of the Month Award

Presented By His
Holiness The
Dali Llama

July 2007

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Mhaille, Mhaille

I have saved you for last. Your vote on Writer of the Month made me /me puts on stereotype Asian accent "supah fantasicalry happy!" Racism aside, I really was flattered to see one of Uncyc's most brilliant writers (^_^) vote for me for Writer of the Month. I'm glad to see someone with as much talent, racism, and humor as you find my writing not abhorrent. In fact, I'm going to continue writing eventually. Just need an idea....Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:40, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

You are clearly the best admin ever

Anytime I ask for something done, you get it done. Fuck Tompkins. Seriously.

You can't do anything with a template given from a measly little user like me, so instead I'm unofficially adopting you. Make me proud.

Oh, and you need to update your Mhaille Award for Excellence, too. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 15:47, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

No, I am not calling you a fascist

"At the end of the story, the site has to come first." Um... I hate to say it, but isn't that, you know... fascism? (Just replace "site" with "nation" and you should see my point). Philosophically, isn't there some other way of justifying banning a user? --CUN RA Talk to me _ 18:03, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

Are you questioning the policies of the state police of our glorious wiki? Philosophically the comment you highlighted is only one tiny part of the reasoning. It has been said several times that the site is a Oligarchy rather than a Democracy, mainly because we need our Admins to deal with an awful lot during a normal day and usually to deal fast. But don't forget that everything is reversable. Banned folk visit IRC or leave messages and have their bans revoked. Deleted articles are resurected all the time. /me goes off to ban Radioactive Afrikomen for "subversion".... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
That time you gassed all those gypsies was a bit fascist, though...;) RabbiTechno 18:26, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
Its the black shirt isn't it? And the marching boots? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
The big ovens in your house don't help matters, you know.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:30, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
My grandad asks how you are and what you've been up to employment-wise since Belsen got closed down? RabbiTechno 18:32, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
You do realize that there are two Jews questioning the bannination of an Israeli on your talk page? And they say that the Protocols of the Elders of Zion were a lie. I say: HA! ~Jewriken.GIF 18:33, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
Doesn't it make you laugh when 'right-on' leftie liberals claim the Zionist Worldwide conspiracy is just a racist myth? Goyim fools! RabbiTechno 18:36, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

New angle: Mhaille actually isn't a German fascist. Instead, he's Fidel Castro's illegitimate British clone. Thoughts?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:35, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

El guapo Mhaillo! ~Jewriken.GIF 18:45, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
I like to think that Mhaille's power abuses make him more like King John from Robin Hood... specifically, King John from Robin Hood: Men in Tights. I'm pretty sure he's not Richard Lewis though, which poses a significant threat to my logic... (oh, and enter jew #3 -- this is getting serious here people) --THINKER 21:44, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
Ooooh....I'm all a-quiver! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

I can certainly say that Mhaille's name is the first to come to mind when I think "hard-line right-winger."--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:46, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

oh, and I'm not Jewish, but I was listed on a Nazi site as anti-white, so I'm PRACTICALLY the same thing, from where the KKK stands.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:48, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
Anti-white? Are you a magic marker or something?! --THINKER 22:23, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

"Enter Jew #3"? You're actually #4, since I was the first. --CUN RA Talk to me _ 22:48, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

I didn't count you because you were bitching. Ironic huh? --THINKER 22:56, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

I wasn't bitching. I was commenting. Because frankly, I don't give a damn as long as it isn't my ass being banned. Besides, that's what Jews do--complain. It's all we're good at anyways (well, aside from handling money ;). --CUN RA Talk to me _ 23:05, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

You're all a bunch of fascists. You go home to your fascist little homes, eat fascist food made by your fascist little wives, raise your fascist children, who grow up and get fascist careers (such as "wiki administrator"), and you retire to a fascist retirement home, where your fascist grandchildren come and visit you.

Sorry. I just always wanted an opportunity to roll that rant out. ^_^ --CUN RA Talk to me _ 23:07, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

You know what the sadest part is about this whole thing? You've forgotten Italy. Mussolini was first. But, you've turned "Me ne frego" back on itself, and turned Facism and Nazisim into the same thing. Shame on you, Radioactive afikomen. Us jews should be able to proudly march in the ranks of fascisim, raising our voices in the anthem of Israel, solemly washing away Global Warming with our uplifted spirits. I know that I've learned to embrace facisim. And, I must admit, my facist wife makes wonderful food. -- The Zombiebaron 16:21, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
That's Jew #5 now. Might as well nationalize Mhaille's talk page. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:39, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
This territory is now considered to be Jewish as part of the never ending Jewish plan to take over the world. Oy Vey.

Problem with the main page


Someone just left me a message regarding a problem with the featured queue on the main page. Seeing as it was in regards to editing the main page, I thought I'd ask someone first. MadMax 00:28, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
Just removed the comments, and it seems to be OK now. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Thanks for the help. Seeing as it was a ptoblem with the main page, I was afriad I'd make things worse. ;) MadMax 00:36, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

Ban Patrol

I want to make a Ban Patrol Page like the VFH page, to ease my suffering when I want to report people. Looky here for what I was proposing. I don't know who did the VFH page exactly, and was wondering if you'd give me some infos. Danke. Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png

Seasons greetings!

Russian Roulette Guy UGH.jpg
Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for reading and enjoying his instructional Russian Roulette handbook. Now you can be just like me (pictured)!
Oh, those Russians...

Happy UnBirthday!

Okay, it appears that no one else has noticed, and it is a little late, but anyways:

Happy Second UnBirthday!

You have now officially been an Uncyclopedia member for two full years. Heaven help us.

And hopefully many more to come. Or else. Or else what? Exactly. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:05, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

Holy War

heh, i might need another crack at the 'holy war' thing... i think theres plenty of cheap jokes in there though.

Sign up for an account and I can move it to your userspace whilst you work on it. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Oscar Wilde

did you remove my oscar wilde picture? --AmericanBastard 01:36, 15 August 2007 (UTC)

Warning: Wilde Oscar will bust your kneecaps with a cane if you attempt to approach his home
It doesn't really fit in with the rest of the article, but I'm sure you could add it easily to the Oscar Wilde Quotes page. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Wait, so that picture about curtains towards the bottom does fits in better than mine? --AmericanBastard 04:14, 16 August 2007 (UTC)

How to play BSOD

Please undelete How to play BSOD. I created that page, sorry, I wasn't logged in at the time, and I completely forgot I hadn't finished.

Can you tell me exactly what the article was called and I'll see if I can find it. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)


What a great welcome for me! "Huffing" Toto! --Jim Dandy 15:25, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

I've moved a copy to your userspace here so you can continue working on it. Oh and welcome to Uncyclopedia. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
That's better. Thanks. --Jim Dandy 22:27, 18 August 2007 (UTC)
I've finished it. --Jim Dandy 13:43, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
No.....NOW its finished. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)