User talk:Braydie/archive4

Jew Bag

soooo, did my Jew bag article get huffed? can I repost it? --AmericanBastard 09:57, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

You repost it, I put it on VFD again. The meaning of VFD is that it was voted out of exsitance. Let it go and write something else. ~

After viewing your profile, I assume that there wasn't any ethnic particularity on your behalf towards the removal of this article? You just thought it was vain and unfunny, i hope. Kinda like the Really Big Tree article without the unfunny part. Please, just tell me that you thought Holocaust Tycoon was worth a good laugh and i'll shut up. I was hoping that Jew bag would be added to the Jewish Stuff content-tag present on most Jewish-themed uncyc articles. --AmericanBastard 04:59, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Actually, it was just that, I thought it was completely vain and unfunny. You are more than welcomed to read my contributes to see Unnews bits I wrote and articles such as koShare which make fun of Jews, Israel and everything the lies between them. Your article had nothing funny in it. At least in my view. As for the Holocaust Tycoon, I personally thought it was a horror. Unfortunately, it was a well written horror so I wasn't able to remove it. To sum it up - antisemitism doesn't offend me. Unfunny antisemitism does. ~ 07:09, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

LordKaT has given you a Coconut Of Truth as thanks for helping him out.

No problems, those damn vandals are always screwing up stuff. —Braydie at 18:28, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

Requestable

You asked for it. If you want me include more flowers or something, let me know, and I will pretend like I might do it ;) --The Zombiebaron 21:16, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

That's fantastic, thanks. —Braydie at 21:50, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Well, your welcome. --The Zombiebaron 21:54, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

IRC isn't working

... So I'll just edit League of Nations and tell you what you might want changed from here. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:24, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks Squiggle, really appreciate it. —Braydie at 23:25, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Ok, I finished my adjustments, just two more things: 1) I accidentally erased however many edits happened between the time I started editing and when I saved, so you might want to restore a few things, and 2) I added a "Closing Remarks" section to the points table, and most of the closing remarks are crap. Change them to whatever you want. If you see anything else that I seriously and permanently fucked up changed that you don't want, feel free to change stuff back. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:59, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks a lot Squiggle, I've tried to merge some of the changes that were made beforehand. —Braydie at 07:52, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Just so you know

The picture at the top of your page made both my wife and me laugh. Use these powers wisely, as it could end the world.--<<>> 02:17, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Haha, I'm glad I could bring you some joy :D I'll get down to abusing my powers later. —Braydie at 07:52, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

UN:AUDIO

IN SPACE UNCYCLOPEDIA NO ONE EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM We are proud to announce the dawn of a new project, for all you audio lovers . Uncyclopedia:Zim ulator's Corner, the place for everyone to scream Now, go MAKE SOME NOISE!!

Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 10:15, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

\o/ thanks Mordillo. —Braydie at 14:30, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Sissy!

Say sweetheart, could you sashay on over to Sissy and see if my rewrite 1) makes sense and 2)could get you to clean it up for me. Silly? I hope not! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:55, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

:) It makes sense, and I like the way it's a tongue twister to read. —Braydie at 15:37, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Shall we see if its satifactory, or should we seek someones ideas to make it Superior. Seriously, I think that this one could have legs for VfD if its illustrated and has a few more sections. Sincerely, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:16, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

The One Most Corrupted

Hya, This a user page moved into the main namespace, I'd move it myself but it will create a double redirect. Could you take care of it? Thanks. ~ 13:51, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Done, thanks for coming here about it :D —Braydie at 15:27, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

League of Nations

I made a few changes to the League of Nations article, mainly the bit about Dunkirk. It's a bit Britishy, so feel free to get rid of it if you don't like it. Overall, the article's much better now. There are more little jokes scattered in and the sports style is more evident throughout. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  22:11, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks a lot and don't worry about it being British, I'm British too. I'll probably self nom this in a few days ;) . Again, thanks! —Braydie at 22:13, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Stop Playing the Accordion

Rejoice, Braydie! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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Thanks for the tips! I've improved it (hopefully) and am humourously seriously considering self-nominating it for the front page. Even if it is too short... hmm. – Preceding unsigned comment added by El Zoof (talk • contribs)

:) no problem, glad I could help you out. —Braydie at 14:46, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Voting

Forgifuness purisu. Will fixx immideaturi. Feureau 00:17, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Ok, cool. —Braydie at 00:18, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

WOTM

Thank you.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:48, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

You deserve it, and thanks again for the UnNews :D . —Braydie at 15:04, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

I dig the UnNews format (even, in this case, if it's UnUnNews). I do everything like that now. I had to do a performance evaluation on a guy at work...got the rough draft mostly done before I noticed it was UnNews (sadly, it wasn't funny at all. "Mediocre employee fails to live up to office's lax standards" just doesn't pop).--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:33, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Haha, so this is really turning into an addiction for you? Damn, me too... —Braydie at 15:35, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Turning? I have a 4400X2 (oc'd to 2.4Ghz), 1 gb ram (oc'd & tweaked), 6800gt (oc'd) and I never use it to play games (I had it running so close to the edge that I've sacrificed a stick of ram and a 3500+ oc'd to 2.8Ghz to the performance gods). Meanwhile, I bought Oblivion a few months ago, played it for four hours and haven't touched it since. It's Uncyc and Boinc (and Boinc doesn't really require my input). So, again...turning? --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:00, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Sorry, already is an addiction for you. Also, I brought Oblivion but I just couldn't be bothered to complete it. Just too much hassle. —Braydie at 16:02, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Yeah. There was that "OMFG" moment when you first get outside but...this is more, um, better.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:24, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, a lot better. Here you can talk to other people. There it's just a game, fighting stuff, looking cool... —Braydie at 16:30, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Coffee Hell

Wow, I completely forgot about that article, I'l lhave to finish it up when I'm less tired. Thanks for the reminder, and don't worry, it won't go back until it's done. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Falco1029 (talk • contribs)

No worries. —Braydie at 15:04, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Writer of the Year

Well, thanks very much for the WOTY nod. 'Twas an honor to be nominated. And keep up the good work on the admin front.--Procopius 12:52, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, and you're welcome. I truly look up to you as a writer. —Braydie at 15:04, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Ad

Maybe I should put a message out on the forum. I should really hammer out some sort of agreement thingy too. --Advertising Rights for this space is available.(Terms} Wildy I'm jumping on the bandwagon @You have something to say? 03:40, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, that would be a good idea. Or maybe hold a competition and give the choice to the winner? —Braydie at 14:48, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

--Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:26, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

No problem. —Braydie at 20:25, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Cougar

I was just starting to work on the article. I would like to continue doing so. Pretty please? --Kenvalyi 14:43, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Ok, I'll restore it to your userspace. —Braydie at 14:44, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Jackie Kalbas

Why did you delete this article??? I wasn't even finished. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Astrofreak92 (talk • contribs)

Jackie Kalbas is a non notable person. There was no wikipedia about them, and there is only 300 or so results on google. So therefore it violates our vanity policy. —Braydie at 17:48, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

But there are a lot of articles on non-notable people and things, even made up people and things, so why did you delete this one? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Astrofreak92 (talk • contribs)

OK. So what is Jackie Kalbas about? —Braydie at 20:49, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

The article Jackie Kalbas is about the taking over of the world by Jackie Kalbas and about the country she founded, Kalbania, as well as her history, which i had already started writing

The thing is, with people, it is hard because we don't know whether they are made up or not, for example if they are one of your friends, that is not allowed. —Braydie at 12:47, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

true, im sorry, Jackie kalbas is my science teacher, she's been in teaching for over 20 years and has written 3 books, so....... – Preceding unsigned comment added by Astrofreak92 (talk • contribs)

Ahh, I'm afraid not then. —Braydie at 12:43, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

meh

Tit Titties Tits Boobies Boob ASS SLUT BITCH. Concraps.

:D Thanks AtomD —Braydie at 18:48, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

UotM

Praise be to you for being worthy of zims vote. I think you deserve a bit of recognition, even if it sadly comes from me. cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 01:27, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

hitler/ emile zola

Why delete emile zola and the hitler quotations, funnier than most of the stuff on here? – Preceding unsigned comment added by 137.205.8.2 (talk • contribs) }

1 because there are already enough quotes on there, and 2 they're borderline sick jokes. If I didn't remove them, someone else would have later. —Braydie at 13:47, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

Really? I can't see how they're any worse than whats already there. Ah well, each to their own. I meant the Emile Zola page specifically.

If you really want, you can put them back. —Braydie at 14:20, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

Babel

Does text have to be formatted that way, it looks better with greater spacing. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Zogabongs (talk • contribs)

Of course not, it can be formatted however you want. However, some people prefer to see it all closed together as they think it looks better. Because it is your work you can choose but don't be surprised if someone picks up on it at a later date. —Braydie at 00:36, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

So I really need to work out a lot of...

...funny material before I create an article huh? Well, I still feel proud that I got to make Microsoft Word Paperclip first, even if Judgement made it his or her own.--Occono 11:46, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

Well, the reason why an article is ICUed is because if it was to be left without any other changes, would it be up to the standards of a regular article? For yours, at the time was not and therefore I put on the ICU template. Hope this clears something up. —Braydie at 14:23, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

WOTY

Here's what I came up with for the WOTY trophy. Hope you like it. R 16:00, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

That is bloody fantastic. Thanks. —Braydie at 17:36, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

All I Wanted Was A Drink

nitrosnakebite underconstruction bet you cant drink four – Preceding unsigned comment added by KiFinDuLay (talk • contribs)

Right. —Braydie at 19:13, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

Ig Nobel Prize

Believe it or not, there is a Ig Nobel Prize! Those examples are real too! I got it from a BBC page. They have plenty of useless crap there. Weri long wang 20:43, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, the BBC are always good for useless information. —Braydie at 20:46, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

Koselke the Hero

do you why my koselke the hero article was huffed and btw is the way u start a new headline and split up sections by using the double equals sighn? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Ieetcookies (talk • contribs)

Yeah, that is how you make a new heading section :D (but remember to sign your posts in the future by typing ~~~~.) Koselke the Hero was huffed because there is no wikipedia article about it and only 52 results on google. This means that it is probably violating our vanity policy - which is not allowed on this site. Hope that helps —Braydie at 20:59, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

would i be aloud to make another k-selks page or would u bann me again for it Ieetcookies 21:23, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

Probably not, because k-selks is a non notable person. —Braydie at 21:21, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

if i added him to wikipedia would that be all i had to do... do get him able to be added here... --Ieetcookies 21:34, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

To sign just type four of these ~ in a line. Like this ~~~~ or you could click the button that says "Your signature with timestamp" above the edit box. I don't think that an article will last on wikipedia either because they have the same policy as us. —Braydie at 21:32, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

k thx--Ieetcookies 00:43, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

I want someone BANNED for this!

I got on Uncyclopedia earlier today for my daily COWBELL binge, when I looked at my userpage and found it BLANKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( I am a strong anti BENSONite though, and I did report on Brian simmons, a vanity article, and blanked that) I found out that an IP: 70.90.158.85, did this. Naturally, I reverted it to my last edit, but I WANT HIM BANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer)

Check my user page history if you are skeptical! Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer)

Right, I blocked him for 1 week. Although, having things like "Benson sucks!!!" on your userpage will bring you unwanted attention. Also, don't blank any articles that are vanity, just report it to QuickVFD - Blanking articles can and will get you banned, vanity or no vanity. —Braydie at 20:45, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

Trar has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Display with pride. Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer)

:) thanks. —Braydie at 21:58, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome. OHNOEZ I NEED COWBELL NOW COWBELL I NEEDZ C0WBELL GOGOGOGONOW!!!!!!!!!!omg

Yes, I am addicted to Cowbell! Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer)

How To STFU

[[MRKANE as awarded u this text!, now go and teach me how to do a template]] Thanks for moving the stuff! *^^*. have a great day, mister – Preceding unsigned comment added by MrKane (talk • contribs)

No problem. —Braydie at 18:04, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Shandi from PlayMania

Why for did you delete my article? The whole reason I put the category thing in was because Wiki had it wrong for so long. And if you delete an article for resembling it's wiki equivalent then you'd have to take this whole site down, because (except for the prolific Oscar Wilde quotes) it's pretty much every article looks like it's wiki version. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 76.188.121.138 (talk • contribs)

Hmm, sorry about that. I thought that it was all true after briefly finding the en.wp version. I have restored it to Shandi from Playmania (where it was created). However, it will not survive in the current state, and to be honest, I don't think you can get a proper article out of it, but you could prove me wrong. Happy Writing. —Braydie at 21:19, 7 February 2007

(UTC)

Thanks for the second chance. I'm going to create an account and try to make the article better.

You're welcome. —Braydie at 21:30, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Questions

Hello! I'm a bit curious about Hyundai. Was there a VFD? More importantly, do you have any advice on how to make it funnier? Thank you in advance. Smrt-guy 21:45, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Nah, there wasn't a VFD. The construction tag on it expired so I moved it to your userspace (rather than delete it). What about putting it up for Pee Review? That is the best way to get an opinion. You might want to finish it first, but if you feel you can't do any more just say on the review "I'm kinda stuck on what else I can add. I'm sure someone will have an idea, good luck! —Braydie at 22:09, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Gotcha. Fair enough. I'll put it first on my to-do list, get it somewhere less sucky, then pee-review it. Thanks! Smrt-guy 01:21, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

hey hey hey

:) Thankyou!!!


- jack mort | cunt | talk - 12:51, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome :D —Braydie at 12:56, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Help

I'm wondering how I categorize userboxes, because i'm making some. Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer)

How do you mean categorise them? I think if you're going to be the only one using them, then they can stay there. —Braydie at 16:40, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Okay, but there might be one or two users out there that think Barney must be killed, and I have a userbox ready for that. Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer)

Heh, right ok. How do you mean categorise them? —Braydie at 16:43, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Michael milligan clark

hey you guys deleted my page and it was a really good one that i had written about my teacher with his full concent and he thought iw was coming along nicely and he thougth it was really funny untill you guys HUFFED IT and while i respect your policies i would just like for yout to look at it agin and make sure you really want to delete it befroe you do or atl least keep it up for a week so i can finish it and show everyone in my class anyway sorry about the spelling my keybord is sticky

That's the thing, we can't allow articles about teachers/friends or even yourself. It goes against our vanity policy. Sorry. —Braydie at 19:59, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Lalaland

just wondering...how do i move the page back from my userpage thing after i'm done? – Preceding unsigned comment added by DisorderlySmarties (talk • contribs)

Ok, all you need to do is click the "move" tab at the top. Then just enter where you want to move it, in your case all you need to do is delete the "User:DisorderlySmarties/" bit. Hope this helps. —Braydie at 15:27, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

	NeedABrain has awarded you a pair of rayguns!
	For voting on HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi.
	"Now remember: the blue stuns, the yellow disintegrates and the red destroys the universe (not yet been tested)."

-- herr doktor needsAgear  [scream!] 17:32, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

No probs. —Braydie at 17:35, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

Thank you for catching the vandalism on my home page - even before I saw it!

Smrt-guy 23:56, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome. —Braydie at 23:57, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

Jarhead

You really think this is funny? Seriously? Could you please to me what is funny about it? There couldn't be a more stupid silly article on this whole site. Quadzilla99 02:51, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

Not really, but because it has been around a long time I can't just delete it. If you feel that it should be deleted send it to VFD. —Braydie at 12:25, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

ICU

Please see here. Quadzilla99 03:06, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. —Braydie at 15:03, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

Fluffy

My utmost gratitude for your assistance to a poor n00b. If you ever need anything, feel free to ask. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 16:26, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

:) that's no problem (it's in my job description apparently). Likewise. —Braydie at 16:27, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

Two things, when you get time: 1) How does one create new templates? I've seen several unique ones. 2) What is your official status? Admin?

If you want to create a template for you to use just create it by typing "User:Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens/templatename", where templatename is substituted for what you want to call it. Then place the code there (for ideas on what code to you use you could check out here, here and here). Then when you want to use it all you need to do is put {{User:Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens/templatename}} on to a page. However, people aren't allowed to place random templates on pages in the mainspace, it's usually for awards (like mine) and userpage boxes. Finally, yes my official status is Admin, along with these people. Hope this helps (if it doesn't just say) —Braydie at 17:23, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

That was quite useful. If I had pie, I would give it to you. (Ha ha ha!) Thanks again. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens (talk • contribs)

No problem. —Braydie 14:28, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

LORD FLUFFY, WHO RAINS FIRE FROM THE HEAVENS, HATH GIVEN THEE THE GIFT OF PIE.

Wow, cool, thanks. —Braydie 18:56, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

Is an article being "huffed" the same as deletion? And what is this adoption thing? I've seen my username on the page, read the page, but have no idea what benefits (or lack thereof) being adopted has. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 17:42, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, an article being huffed is the same as deletion. The adoption thing is just so that the adopter makes sure you have no problems coming to a new wiki - these are also the benefits; it's so that the adopter makes sure you have no problems etc. —Braydie 17:44, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

Your welcome greeting.

Hi and thanks. You may like to see my user page, which is ironic considering you welcomed me..... Pedro1999a 16:36, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

Hahaha! What are the chances of that, well, hope you have a good time over here. —Braydie at 16:37, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

How is this a useless redirect?

I don't understand why this was deleted.--Scott 21:44, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

From what I understand, it redirected to an article/redirect that Famine huffed. —Braydie at 21:52, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

Willy on Wheels was a redirect to Wheely Willy on Wheels which was where Wheely Willy was temporarly moved until Famine set it all right. --The Zombiebaron 21:57, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

I think that's what happened.. but yeah, at the time it wasn't going to anything. I reckon it would be a good idea to create a redirect again. —Braydie at 22:00, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

Why was my page deleted?

Why was my page, Cheesy Whalism deleted? – Preceding unsigned comment added by 68.122.75.111 (talk • contribs)

I had reason to believe that it violated our vanity policy. —Braydie 12:39, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for your code...yet again

I always start checking the code after I finish stealing it from other people :). Thanks! ~ 15:41, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

That's ok, I stole it from Spang anyway :) —Braydie 15:42, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

It's mine! All mine! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 15:43, 11 Feb 2007

FU Spang. —Braydie 15:45, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Yep, I saw that one as well. The right honorable...etc...~ 15:48, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Unbooks

Hello, could you tell me who is the librarian 'in charge' of unbooks? I would like Happyland to become an Unbook (travel guide). D.G.Neree 17:27, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

The main person that is in charge of UnBooks is Hindleyite. However, you may not get a quick response from him because he is doing Uni things. If you want to turn something into an UnBook all you need to do is click the move tab at the top and add UnBooks: infront of Happyland. I think this is what you mean, if not just say. —Braydie 17:47, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, think I'll do just that. It has become a rather long article :) D.G.Neree 17:51, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Ouroboros CRISP IT!

That doughnut sure looks mighty tasty! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 21:11, 11 Feb 2007

:D Thanks DiZ! —Braydie 21:30, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Asplode!!

	Gneomi has awarded you some hot stuff to jihad your own ride!
	For voting on Jihad My Ride.
	"Never forget: Jihad is not all about war. It is about creating cool stuff and making cars look better. Yo jihad yo!!"

Spang went missing

Hope he didn't have some bad Hagis or something....anyways, I was asking him how can I upload an audio file of aprox 5.5MB? The server wouldn't let me....any ideas? ~ 09:07, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

What about splitting it into more than one file? I know it's not ideal but I think that is the only way. —Braydie 12:33, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Damn, never thought about it....Will do. Thanks again! ~ 15:39, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

No worries. —Braydie 15:40, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Happy Valentine's Day

As a token of my purely Platonic love for you on this most lovely of days, DiZ would like to present you with a purely Platonic heart-shaped box of chocolate, some half-withered roses, and an assortment of those chalky candies with the words written on them. Happy Valentine's Day, and I hope you get some this year.

I'm queer for Braydie. --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:25, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Woo! Yeah. —Braydie 21:25, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Help a n00b not be a n00b

Hi! When you have some time, I'd like to get your vote (preferrably for, but a constructive against is ok as well) for Poop on VFH. Thanks! Smrt-guy 19:38, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

Mojibake

I love you (in a non-sexual way). --User:Midnight 7 04:29, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

No probs, I'll overlook the fact that you redirected from the mainspace to the userspace (which isn't normally allowed) but oh well; if it gets deleted it gets deleted. —Braydie 04:31, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

Shit music

I'm considering putting it up for VFD. I'm rather ashamed of some of my old work, and "Shit music" is the one I am most ashamed of. I got it from an Encyclopedia Dramatica article of the same name during my novice years months. It's unfunny and pointless. --EMC ^[TALK] 05:23, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

Well, it's up to you. Knowing that it will probably get created with another even worse version than yours (if you think yours is bad...) . —Braydie 05:25, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

User:Powershot dude

Hey, could you tell me why you deleted this page (along with all the others)? --AAA! (AAAA) 05:28, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Deny_recognition. —Braydie 05:30, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

Good idea, but can we keep the sockpuppet templates on the pages? Not only that, I think you should restore User:Powershot dude, as it is a shrine (like User:Anonymous Slashy). People have fun on it. --AAA! (AAAA) 08:25, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

Anonymous Slashy is anonymous; what I'm trying to say is it could be a different guy/gal every time so it's not attributed to a real person (well you know what I mean). The thing is with Powershot (or whatever you want to call him) it's the same person, if we keep the page like it was with things like "You have been presented the Eric H. Cartman award for being a fucking retard!" - don't you think that's the kinda thing that will make him come back? —Braydie 08:34, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

Good point. Can I at least put the {{sock}} back on the user pages? we've done it with Benson's socks... --AAA! (AAAA) 10:50, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

The point of denying recognition is that you ignore them completely. The templates and categories and stuff are giving him notoriety, which is exactly what he wants. Best thing is to just ignore him completely whenever he shows up, and just report it to someone who can block him. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 16:02, 16 Feb 2007

Yes, I got a note from Insinerythm, or however you spell it. Moving on... --AAA! (AAAA) 01:42, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

Saiyuki

(Why did you delete my saiyuki page, it was funny and cute?) – Preceding unsigned comment added by Hdtqw (talk • contribs)

When I looked at the en.wp version I saw that it had the same text. Basically uncyclopedia isn't about facts and whatnot, it's about humour. :) —Braydie 08:29, 16 February 2007 (UTC)