User talk:Astrofreak92
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Look[edit source]
The two reasons why it was put up for deletion in the first place was because:
- It's too short and not funny
- Chuck Norris (Obviously)
Chuck Norris just isn't funny anymore. In fact, I've never found that meme to be funny, and the page on him was re-written recently, to be mostly void of the meme. Nobody cares about how awesome he is. Try to come up with something better in terms of who created it or how. The two lists aren't that great either. Perhaps you could include the "Features" section in a paragraph instead of just listing them? Try not to drop random names or anything stupid either like:
- "So, Al Gore, who had invented Web 1.0 was able to enslave the human race, thus ending Global Warming and freeing Tibet. "
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Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:52, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
Pee Review[edit source]
If you want to get help fixing your article and save it from deletion you should start by putting it on Pee Review and then make changes that the pee reviewer suggest.--Scott 23:56, 18 September 2007 (UTC)