User talk:Braydie/archive1

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Appreciate It

Thanks for expanding upon the Eric Cantona article, man, funny stuff.--Liberace 19:04, 5 November 2006 (UTC)User: Liberace

thanks for the appreciation, i dont know whether to get rid of the cantona vs yoda and vader bit. what do you think? Braydie 19:11, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

Up to you with the Yoda bit, I feel its perfectly fine.--Liberace 19:14, 5 November 2006 (UTC)User: Liberace

alright i'll leave it there, cheers for the insight. if it comes under pressure again, then i think some more battles will have to be added :P Braydie 19:17, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

Curious

What happened to Upside down? You blanked your own page? And pee review too? Mrthejazz 00:01, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

i dont think its going to work, and ive been told it has been done before, unless you've got a way of doing it and flipping the whole article upside down. --Braydie 00:05, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

Actually, I just had an idea. 1) Make the article short enough to be the size of one screen. 2) Take a screen shot. 3) Use photoshop to turn the image upside-down 4) Upload the image and then paste it inside your article.

ooh, didnt think of that, ill have to write the article normally then. thanks --Braydie 00:10, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

No problem. Best of luck to you! Mrthejazz 00:11, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

Ah, she's beautiful. If only there was a way to blank out the title section. Maybe an experienced wiki editor or admin can help you. Mrthejazz 00:33, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

yeah she is, much credit to you though, yeah that is a shame, hopefully the admins will notice it or something so they could give their insight. another thing i cant get round is that the links don't work, but i think its pretty good as ive only been on here for 3/4 days :D --Braydie 00:38, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

F@H

Plus, what is your User name at F@H. Your user name here is not there. 16:33, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

It should be Braydie, thats what I put in both of the enter boxes when it asked me :S. Thanks for the Ns. --Braydie 16:42, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

Sig

Type in {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Braydie/sig}} into the Nickname section, check the Raw Sig box in Preference & there you go. 19:23, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks, thats alot easier.--—Braydie 19:29, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

Cookie

Hindleyite has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Fried Flying Gypsy flavour! Much appreciated. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 18:21, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks.--—Braydie 09:56, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

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Thankyou --—Braydie 09:56, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

Tapler

Yeah, you said you wanted an update on your talk page, so here it is. I added a section on injuries resulting/possible from taplers. What do you think? -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:38, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

I like it, well done §. Do you think it should be developed more? --—Braydie 07:59, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

Lacey's talk place :D

• 1. Dear lord, I love you both. With all my heart. :) And I am amazing. Oh and using school computers. AHGDDKFGaldsfkg. :) --♥ Lacey • clicky 19:22, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

• 2. Eh, I am doing some questions on self esteem. Or well, I was.. going to.. it's due in like 30 minutes. --♥ Lacey • clicky 19:25, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

• 3. I like your userpage, it's easy to read, well laid out. I should jack it. :) --♥ Lacey • clicky 19:32, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

• 4. Aren't you popular, mister. :D --♥ Lacey • clicky 00:31, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

• 5. Your talk page fills up fast as hell. Eeeeh. :) --♥ Lacey • clicky 01:44, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

• 6. I guess. I am pretty chilly, I havn't slept yet, I had a horrible conversation with my mom, Quinlan went to bed, and I kind of feel like moving out.. really bad. Grrr... I miss being happy. --♥ Lacey • clicky 14:05, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

• 7. I love your new signature, I like it better than mine. BUT SPANG AND I ARE SPECIAL TOGETHER! agh ahaha. Okay, :] <3 Oh, lol Caitlai was all like "you are always so :D" Haha, look at my comments. Almost all of them have :] or :D or :) :D:D:D hehe B==============D --♥ Lacey • clicky 21:44, 5 December 2006 (UTC) ♥

• 8. I just changed mine. AGh got banned from irc again. Moneysign didn't even have a reason.. he's like "well.. uh.. let me think of one." I have had a really bad day.. agh.. :/ --♥ Lacey • clicky 08:18, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

• 9. Hehehe :D I was going to vote for from the beginning then I read people's comments.. and agreed. You know I still love you though... and next week I hope it wins.. but Jesus on a Raptor RAPES you. :D:D AGH some ip asshole is blanking al ot of shit right now.. ex: my article. I said something on Tompy and Hindy's pages. Eh.. hopefully something gets done. -- ♥ Lacey • clicky Ps. ♥

• 10. Yay! :] Thank you. -- ♥ Lacey • clicky 16:36, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

• 11. Stalking my edits, eh? :] thanks for the reversion. ♥ I'm at school of course. Agh because of you and the rest of uncyclopedia.org I have happened to get an F on a paper. Yay! ♥ Lacey • clicky 20:05, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

• 12. It was about energy. Basically fucking boring :[. I am hating chemistry. Except we got to make chocolate :] -- ♥ Lacey • clicky 23:27, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

Congratjewlations on NotM!

I knew you were a winner. Well actually I knew you were a winner 4 days before the end of voting, but still! It's the thought that counts, and isn't that really what christmas is all about? Anyway, I noticed your new sig and I just wanted to point you to here. In case you don't want to read all the mumbo-jumbo--the admins don't like sigs that are biger than 12 pixels high or something. I am certainly not someone who can tell you what to do though, so do whatever you damn well please. As long as you do it with an aire of pomposity, you should be alright. Yours indoors, --Anyone 15:00, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

Hmm, cheers for the head up. --—Braydie 15:06, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

Welcome

I also like frogs. And I will bear in mind the rule of wearing underpants backwards on a Wednesday. Thanks for letting me know about THAT one. But what happens if you have an embarressing skid mark? SilkTork 18:41, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

Heh, if you make sure those Skid marks don't happen in the first place, then it won't be a problem. --—Braydie 18:43, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

Well, thanks for the welcome. But I'm now off. I was working on a spin off article from the beer article called Goat lactation when it was deleted without a message. I continued to work on it, when it was tagged - again without a message - as being of no redeeming value. I don't like such behaviour. I left Wikipedia because of people doing that. I don't understand the lack of communication. The lack of support. The lack of patience. And the lack of a sense of humour! Wow! What a welcome! What a prat!

Thanks for your welcome. But I have no time for a website which has members who behave like the other guy. It's too irritating.

Bye! SilkTork 19:39, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

You should of put the template {{WIP}} so that it would of come up with Work in Progress. --—Braydie 19:41, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

Booya, thanks

I'm probably doing this in the wrong place, in the wrong way (considering I am too lazy to didn't have time to read all the recommended stuff), and might be answering to an automatic message. But either way, I appreciate the welcoming. Here, have a banana.--CokeToVein 20:22, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

Heh, thanks for the banana. And you are doing this in the right place, but you'll have to be careful with others because sometimes they like people to put new messages at the top or bottom. If it doesn't say just assume bottom ;). Yeah it is an automated message but I have to find you to send it. --—Braydie 00:25, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

Oh, thanks for the tips. And for bothering to send the message. ;) --CokeToVein 01:34, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

No problem --—Braydie 01:35, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks and congrats

Thanks for updating the Previous Winners archive and congrats on your award, Your Nooblyness. —rc (t) 21:37, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

What RC said. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

That's no problem. --—Braydie 00:26, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

Special congratulations from Mr. Noob of the Month November 2005.  :) I've enjoyed your articles (I'll be voting for the Band one presently), and especially your recent dive into UnNews (complete with audio!). Extra karma points for nominating Gneomi as Mr. Noob for December.

Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 02:39, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

Two things

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

First of all, thanks for the vote at Writer of the Month! Second,

For being totally, all-around cool :). -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:50, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Thank you

Thank you for your edits on my Why article. --The Bard 20:52, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

That's no problem, glad I could help. --—Braydie 20:58, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

Hey

Thanks for the welcome. However, I find myself in need of assistance, and since you were the one to welcome me, I thought "why not just ask this person?" Ok, so ive created an article on a person. Obviously, since I'm a n00b, it sucks, but I recently discovered that I forgot to capitalize the person's last name when I initially created the article (yesterday). I'm having a problem moving the article so I can capitalize their last name...it says I must be logged on, but I am. I don't really know what to do from here. Yeah. Is it possible to gain some advice from you? Thanks... BabiesTasteGood 23:30, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

Hmm, well I'll have a look, is your article Chad smith? If it is I'll move it for you. As for the not being able to move it, I'm not sure why that is. It could be a one off, but if it happens again, contact me. --—Braydie 23:38, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

Howdy, Braydie

I've been contributing for a few days now, pretty much continuously since I found the site. A couple days ago another admin huffed a piece I wrote called National Nigger Day. Frankly, I don't think he got the joke. It was American social commentary and he's a Brit. Now, don't get me wrong, Brits are, on average, a lot funnier than us Yanks, but there is a cultural divide. Now, I'm all for the forest fires and I understand their use, but there was no discussion, no talking about it, just straight huffing and I'm a little pissed. What can I do? -Super90 at 05:32, 6 December 2006

If you can find the Admin that deleted it, you could ask them, but there's not much I can do if it's been huffed as I don't have sysop privileges. Good Luck! --—Braydie 07:49, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

Cool, thanks.--Super90 08:53, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

No probs --—Braydie 14:42, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks Man

Thanks for Wikilinking Why?:Not rob a bank?. I was intending to do it myself, but I just got lazy and put it off. I hate making other people do work that I should have originally done. Thanks. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 21:23, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

Hey your welcome, sorry if you originally wanted to do it, but I didn't have anything to do at the time, so I just just did it. --—Braydie 23:24, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

Hey thanks!

I got some ice cream!--Gaberou 23:31, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

:D your welcome. --—Braydie 23:33, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

wait...

I didnt know you were using ice cream too! --goshzillacorrespondence 02:09, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

:O, who else is using Ice Cream? --—Braydie 08:05, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Ahh I seee now ;) --—Braydie 08:07, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Jesus on Raptor

Took me about an hour to reconfigure. I know a few Photoshop tricks I learned from Worth1000.com that make it relatively fast. - Tshell

It's great, easily next featured picture. I like your UnNews articles as well. --—Braydie 19:17, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

CLUNK!

Thanx for your timely vote here. You deserve a large, unwieldy hunk of metal. . .

Tooltroll likes me so much, he gave me a shiny brass anvil!

  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 20:34, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

As I said on your talk page, your welcome :D . And I love the idea. --—Braydie 23:41, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

supzorz

Just wated to say hey. And i love your UnNews audio shit. You rock. love, gustav ^{talk at me}_nope 21:02, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

Thank you very much. I haven't been writing much lately though :( . --—Braydie 23:39, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

Nat'l Nig Day

You were the 2nd to suggest Nigger (repeat) and so I bow to your expertise. The thing is, it's in the repetition of the word that it loses its power, but I guess that's only when it's spoken...

Thanks,--Super90 00:11, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

That's not a problem, it's a case of being more subtle when talking about this subject. --—Braydie 00:14, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

How do I...

How do I adjust my signature? I joined F@H (rad) but haven't any idea how to attach it to my name.--Super90 03:33, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

You know what? Never mind. I found it above.

Cool. If your stuck with anything else, don't hesitate to ask me. --—Braydie 11:00, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

Screwy Site

Hi mate, Thanks for the welcome. But whats happened to the main page? The sites lagging like mad... - Waffle 14:10, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

It's just for today I think, it's a reskin/theme. Shouldn't be for too long. Your welcome on the welcome.. --—Braydie 14:15, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

Don't know things

I asked Mhialle a while ago and I kind of need an answer some what soon so, I would like to figure out how to make the silly awards here [[1]] and advanced user page things and since you're an admin, I figured I could ask you to find out the basics for this kind of stuff. --J. Fuckin Kyle 02:12, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

:D well first off I'm not an admin, but I'm very flattered that you thought I was :). But, the good thing is I do know how to make those silly awards. I'm not sure what you mean by the user page things, do you mean Userboxes?

Well to start all you have to do is to create a new subpage to your user page. Just type in "User:J. Fuckin Kyle/award" (for example) into the search box. Then create the page. Then you could just look around the other awards and copy the code for them (people don't mind if you use their code), then edit it to make it your own. Then when you want to give it to people just add "{{User:J. Fuckin Kyle/award}}" to their page. If your still unsure on what to do, just send me another message. Hope I could be of help.

(If you want me to help with the page, again just message me.)--—Braydie 15:35, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

Ok, the Userboxes were those were the pages things I mentioned earlier. Thanks for helping me out with the awards and userboxes. I would actually like to know how to make an award from scratch, and if you can help some more I'd be very thankful --J. Fuckin Kyle 14:09, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Well, with the awards, if you want to make an award that you want to give out to people, for example the cookies. You can create your own. You can just copy the code of an existing award by going to edit, then you change the bits that you want. To change the original cookie template the source can be found here (Don't save your changes there) Just copy the whole thing into your own page, then get experimenting. --—Braydie 16:13, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the help. --J. Fuckin Kyle 14:14, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

That's not a problem, that's what I'm here for. If you have any other questions don't hesitate to ask. --—Braydie 14:29, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Well for the time being, I'm fine and with some help from Mhaille I was able to make this, which is a new award that you have:

J. Fuckin Kyle has awarded you by being indefinitely blocked from editing Wikipedia per their blocking and/or vandalism policies. You were specifically blocked for being a good Uncyclopedia user. Good job you rascal, you.

Thank you very much :D --—Braydie 00:33, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Outso

Excuse me, how come Outso is always deleted by the administrator and WITHOUT any explanation? --On97head 16:28, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

Hey, the admin said Outso was deleted because it broke our Vanity Policys. I didn't see the article myself, what was it about? --—Braydie 16:31, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

You and QVFD

Okay, so high five for posting on QVFD! (I'm not sure if anyone has thanked you yet, and I know nobody ever thanked me). Anywho, I notice that you added New Westminster, even though it is a) a long enough article to pass QVFD and b) already had my ICU on it. I'm not sure if this is confusion on your part, or wether you willfully poted it realizing that it was long and gonna die in 7 days anyway. But yah...I doubt QVFDing that article will make a diffrence, cause its long enough to live 7 days, but short enough for a {{ICU|~~~~~|sub=short}}. Thanks again, --Sir Zombiebaron 19:01, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

Well it was probably me not concentrating. But didn't I get it onto QVFD before you ICUed it? I got it the minute it was created, then you tagged it 5 mins later (I think). But anyway yeah, I see where your coming from. I think I just saw "NOW THAT EXPLAIN ALOT DONT IT, IDIOT. ne wayz," and automatically QVFDed it. Thanks --—Braydie 19:11, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

Heh. Yah, it would rather stuff like that got deleted quickly myself, but we have to be nice to authors who can sit down for 2 minutes and hammer out more then a line of tripe before hitting the save button, by letting them know before we kill it. You seem to have gotten a taste (the conversation above this) of noobs coming around to talk pages wondering where their work went. Anywho, keep up the good work chum. --Sir Zombiebaron 19:18, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

Yeah I agree, but sometimes you can just tell when nothing else is going to happen to an article :D. You too, I always see you doing stuff around here. Thanks for coming to talk to me (I was bored before). --—Braydie 19:24, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

Oh for sure, you can always tell the "I'm never coming back to this website ever, even though I just made an article" types, and that's why NRV/ICU works. The real challenge is finding the old crappy articles, because frequently only 1 or 2 things link to them and nobody tagged them with anything! --Sir Zombiebaron 19:29, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

Heh yeah. I'm still looking around for them. When you tag it, it also brings attention to it, because it's got a big "+ICU (7 days until execution)" Then (in theory) the people watching Recent Changes will see it, then they will edit it until it's really really good. But that hardly ever happens. --—Braydie 19:33, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

I would edit pages to make them funny, cause god knows there are plenty to choose from, but I'm not that funny (as you can see for yourself). --Sir Zombiebaron 19:40, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

I don't like editing other people's stuff, unless I'm 100% sure on what the concept behind it is, and what the author's intention is. --—Braydie 20:03, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

Could you lend me a hand on this?

• Hi, fella. I have an article that (this time it goes!) I believe to have VFH potential and by so I'm thinking about doing the temerary action of self-nominating. Care to check out? -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 16:03, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
• Mecha

Cool, wow haven't had anyone come to me before wanting my opinion. Well it's good especially the bit on how it managed to evolve into the panzer. Just give it a spelling check and stuff (That's what I normally do, even though I didn't spot any in Mecha). Is it currently on Pee Review? --—Braydie 16:15, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Yes, the quarantine ends tomorrow.

Uncyclopedia:Pee_Review/Mecha

-- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 16:17, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, just see if some more people comment on it, if not just give it one more look over then self nom it. --—Braydie 16:25, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Nah, Pee Review just doesn't work. That's why I'm personally asking my friends for oppinions. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 16:29, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, it does need to be sorted out. Well I reckon it has the chance to go VFH, who else have you asked/will you ask? --—Braydie 16:30, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Modusoperandi also liked it. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 16:32, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Well that's a good sign, what about Squiggle, if you wanted to get some advice you could also ask Hardwick, he's that kinda guy. --—Braydie 16:34, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

I'm asking for feedback with people whom I had previous contact here, or else I would appear as an annoying article-pimp. I trust yours and modus oppinion. I thought about Enegma as well, but I've already asked him for feedback before and he is the intellectual type, maybe this is a too much nerdy subject for him. By the way, thank you very much, pal. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 16:42, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Ahh yeah I see, yeah it's best to have contact with them before. I don't realise sometimes that because I know them, you do, sorry. And your welcome with the opinion, anytime, --—Braydie 16:45, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Aw, BTW, for your articles in general and the attention paid to my complaints above:

NeedABrain has awarded you a test tube! ...for being a nice fella
Don't worry, it's just Jägermeister (hiccup)... Zheers!

:D Nice award, thanks --—Braydie 18:27, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Xmas

Premier Tom Mayfair does not share in your pagan ways. Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing. Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!

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22:02, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Heh, nice. I'm gonna send you mine even though you don't believe. --—Braydie 22:24, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

	NeedABrain is an atheist heathen and doesn't give a damn about Christmas
	By the way, he's hipocrite civilized enough to understand your primitive superstitions. So Merry Christmas, whatever you find about it.

Aw, and, by the way, I didn't forget your request. I'll review your article soon. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 19:18, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks, I've put my one on your talk page. --—Braydie 21:00, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

flyingfeline was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

Strike thee with thy own christmas card, I shall. By the way, is it still only available at Tesco, or are they in all supermarkets now? -- 21:56, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Ahh thanks, and yes the other supermarkets have caught on, merry christmas. --—Braydie 12:32, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

Hail to thee Braydie, Thane of QVFD

We have awards for people like you. Like this one.

Supergrass

This Stool Pigeon User is hereby cited for sterling work on Ban Patrol and/or QVFD.

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Put it where you like, baby. :-o -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 00:18, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Thankyou --—Braydie 00:32, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Pee Review

All right, about Separation Issues. Nice and Brit (I love your country's music, humour, beer and - this I discovered yesterday - cheese). The article requires high attention span - maybe more images or subdivisions would lighten it up if you want to. It's nice when read as a whole, but misses a little the punch line - and the dark humour - in the middle. Maybe you can stitch the marriage stuff since the beggining of the article, as it appears to be a little out of place when you mention it by the end. In sum, it's good as it is, you may change what I mentioned above if it concerns you to be more, let's say, "accessible". -- herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 19:55, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the opinion on demand. --—Braydie 18:53, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews, part deux

Ok, you're now on the team page... happy now? I had to postpone great sex to do this, so I bleeding well bloody hope so! heh heh heh Cheers. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 13:28, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

Haha, thanks --—Braydie 13:30, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Hindleyite was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

Merry Chrimbo, my arse.
Also, notice that I regurgitated your template in Tesco Value version. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 13:48, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Haha, I put my one on your talk page. --—Braydie 14:13, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd

No demands here. Have a happy holiday if you so choose, or, rebel by dumping boiling oil out of your second story window to silence those irritating carolers. It's messy, but it works, and moats just take too long to dig. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 17:05, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks, I put you mine on your talk page. --—Braydie 17:15, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Codeine proffers you a Humbug as he cares not for your Judeo-Christian festivals of Pagan origin (but wishes you a very merry time of it anyway)

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:45, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks, mine is on your talk page. --—Braydie 18:51, 18 December 2006 (UTC)